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mustride28

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How does my profile look? Posted: 8/27/2009 4:21:28 PM
I thought it was good , you gave intrests , good job of expressing yourself. Even found nothing wrong with your laundry list , of people you blocked. Good profile mustride

mustride28

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I was told I am a bad mother because I smoke marijuana. Posted: 4/1/2009 7:00:41 PM
No you are not a bad mom!!! There is nothing wrong with you choices , as they have been presented. If you are arrested , with a small amount it is not a felony. Anyone who has been to college , has tried it. Clinton was even elected , because he tied himself to it. It is like a train that is in motion, or government , doesn't want to admit they were wrong , hence it is still illegal. I'll climb off my soap box ,happy 4:20 mustride

mustride28

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Asking her out - 6 years older to me. Posted: 4/1/2009 5:47:53 PM
The first thing that crossed my mind , is this a joke , or cry for attention ???? But if this is for real , and I have my doubts , you are 27 , and probably not a virgin. So you are used to asking women out. It is and always will be a gamble , but the gain is worth the risk. Even if she says no , you still win , it gives you the answer , hence your peace of mind etc. Then even after an initial no , it might plant a seed , and it will make her think about you in a different light , and can work in your favor. Either way man up and ask!!!!! mustride

mustride28

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I would like a profile review please Posted: 5/13/2008 6:20:52 PM
Thought it was a good read.mustride

mustride28

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review mine too Posted: 5/8/2008 6:12:10 PM
K ,where should I start??? If this profile is a joke , props are in order. If you are being for real , you have got to be joking. No capital I's , cursing is a bad thing. fister give me a break. This profile is a joke or a train wreck!!!!! If you are serious have a female friend help you. Your in the army , where is the dress uniform pic.????? Women are sucker for a man in uniform!!!!! next mustride

mustride28

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Prank Calls LOL ....May not be suitable for people easily offended. Posted: 12/16/2007 11:17:27 PM
Who's your daddy , whats he do. Is a couple lines from a late sixties early seventies song ( it's the time of the season) out way before that movie. My thoughts mustride

mustride28

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IN CANADA Posted: 12/16/2007 10:41:47 PM
Hear what you are saying , being a native floridian , if .it drops below seventy I'm cold. Those fifty degree mornings I'm bundled up , go across the causeway , and people are in the swim wear. Guess you come from freezing weather , it would be nice. I've been up north quite a few times during the winter , and it is cold. But it is a dry cold , when it freezes it removes most of the humidity , from the air. Here it is such a damp cold , it doesn't freeze enough to remove the humidity from the .. air . Much prefer the heat to the cold any day.mustride

mustride28

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Onions and Christmas Trees Posted: 12/16/2007 10:26:13 PM
I enjoyed the bush joke as well mustride

mustride28

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Predictable Posted: 12/16/2007 12:30:15 PM
That is by far the best I've seen so far , with the last statement , it is like having two punch lines.mustride

mustride28

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Whoa...Now That is Flirting! Posted: 12/16/2007 12:23:38 PM
I started on this sight a little over two years ago , at that time there were quite a few women in lets say risque clothing , far more than I'm seeing now. Maybe it is like every other trend going full circle.mustride

mustride28

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I want to get pregnant by Boy George Posted: 12/14/2007 3:52:52 PM
Name two people shot in a theater? Adraham lincoln , and the guy sitting in front of pee wee herman. mustride

mustride28

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Laughter is the best medicine?? Posted: 12/14/2007 3:39:25 PM
Little johnny is in school on monday. The teacher hands out there spelling list , and proceeds to ask the class to make sentences with each word. The first word was fascinate , can anyone make a sentence with fascinate? Being johnny is the only one with his hand , the teacher asks , johnny can you make a sentence with fascinate? Yes mam , my sister has a blouse with twelve buttons. The teacher interrupts and says johnny you are supposed to be making a sentence with fascinate. he replies I'm getting there , my sister has a blouse with twelve buttons , but her t i t s are so big she can only fasten eight. mustride Have already posted it once but a great joke. A ten year old and a four year old boy go into a store The ten year old puts a box of tampons on the counter. The lady behind the counter, looks puzzled at him and asks , are you buying those for your mother? To which he replies no mam. Then she asks are you buying them for your sister? To which he replies , no mam. At this time sounding a little bit upset , well then who are you buying those for? My little brother he replies sheepishly. To which she replies in a very upset voice , what the h e l l are you buying those for him for? His simple responce was , I've seen the comercials , with those you can ride a bike , swim , even climb mountains. He can't do none of that

mustride28

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IN CANADA Posted: 12/14/2007 3:19:17 PM
Ever been to fla. , can't speak for the rest in the state but , below sixty I'm in a jacket , that is the dead of winter lol.mustride

mustride28

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funny yet insulting... Posted: 12/13/2007 11:27:17 PM
I'm tired of the e mail just saying hi , nothing else. Or the conversations being just one line at best. My other pet peeve is people not signing the e mails , with there real name , or even there screen name. My bad but took the time to read your profile simply , good read.mustride

mustride28

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I Dream of Jeanie remake....who would you pick for Jeanie??? Posted: 12/13/2007 11:13:54 PM
But she has the brain of a door knob.Jessica alba ,Dennis Richards , Shannon Elizabeth , if it has to be a blond Britany Murphy My bad just over jessica simpson , thought she sucked as daisy duke. just my thoughts mustride

mustride28

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Need a beer... Posted: 12/13/2007 11:07:21 PM
So by not drinking , I'm hurting my brain instead of my liver?mustride

mustride28

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What's you favorite dirty joke? Posted: 12/13/2007 8:52:43 PM
Little johnny is in school on monday. The teacher hands out there spelling list , and proceeds to ask the class to make sentences with each word. The first word was fascinate , can anyone make a sentence with fascinate? Being johnny is the only one with his hand , the teacher asks , johnny can you make a sentence with fascinate? Yes mam , my sister has a blouse with twelve buttons. The teacher interrupts and says johnny you are supposed to be making a sentence with fascinate. he replies I'm getting there , my sister has a blouse with twelve buttons , but her t i t s are so big she can only fasten eight. mustride

mustride28

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sad news sobs loudly Posted: 12/8/2007 8:24:40 PM
The only thing , I see different is gender.mustride

mustride28

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Rules of grammer Posted: 12/8/2007 8:22:24 PM
Wow way to much to remember glad I'm in the states. Let alone in the south , the rules are so much simpler.mustride

mustride28

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I thank Santa Claus is a woman Posted: 11/28/2007 4:50:07 PM
Rather than buy into your valid point , I offer a different solution. Maybe he is gay , wouldn't that explain it all? The clothes , the elves , pretty much all you points.mustride

mustride28

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the jokes on you Posted: 11/17/2007 10:07:01 PM
isn't life ironic?mustride

mustride28

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Questions to ponder.... Posted: 11/14/2007 6:47:59 PM
I believe the answer to you question , about there being only enough blood to support one head at a time is , simple. You only need to use one at a time , kind of like foward and reverse in a car mustride

mustride28

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What women want in a man Posted: 11/4/2007 6:10:10 AM
Wow , this is great , life just keeps getting better. So by this guide , there are at least one thing I can stop doing , or at least pretent to do. Then hold out for nine more years and , drop a few more , it just keeps getting better. mustride

mustride28

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Zombies ...what would you do????? Posted: 10/14/2007 4:35:27 PM
The compound in the country is the key , but hay must have a moat , with pungy sticks. Drawbridge , maybe aligators just my thoughts.mustride

mustride28

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My profile Posted: 9/3/2007 6:12:40 PM
K , my thoughts , if you like the joke put it at the end. Let people see the real you first. I like to think I'm fun to be with. Always be positive with a statement , if you are trying to convince someone , you must sound like you believe it yourself. Give examples , I ride hence the pic. of my bike , tell women what you do for fun , see if they want to come along for the ride. What grated my nerves the worst , is probly silly , but it is I'm. Not part of the grammar police but you sound smart , spelled huge words properly. Then make a simple mistake like that. What else can I tell you about me , gone. That is where you should be starting your profile , the music , movies , good. Now what do you do for fun , that should come next , a little about why your a great catch , maybe your joke , final thoughts there you go. Don't understand why guys , what ever , you have the block set so the point is mute. Sounds kind of homophobe , women normaly like gay friends , could be a ugly situations. Besides you don't want anything negitave in someones first impression. To many restrictions on who can contact you. Female , I agree , continent your on yeah , age group a little narrow , but your call , married have the same. But would stop there , mind you again just my thoughts. Need a full body pic. , show your body type. After you have been here awhile you'll see what I am saying mustride

mustride28

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Ok--I'll bite..... Posted: 7/20/2007 8:29:29 PM
No profession , big no no . put something down! Need more in your interest colum , not near enough. If someone runs a interest search , you get the point. I like the first update except for the last statement , will take longer than 6 months to pay off my latest harley , house payment etc. Yes you are athletic , but ditch the part about the ratings of body type. If people want to lie let them , don't lower yourself. We all have met with people that have mis represented themselves here. Get rid of all mention of games and drama. No one wants games and drama , I kind of believe people don't even relise when they are playing games , or being a drama queen. My thoughts mustride

mustride28

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Please, be gentle. =P Posted: 5/28/2007 1:59:42 PM
Better read,use the second pic.,looks better.mustride

mustride28

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Any...help ? Posted: 5/28/2007 12:25:37 PM
Juicers hit all the points I see.Instead of know,it needs to be though. Explain about the truck,your fire truck,personal ? May be is spelled wrong in the first date section. Put down a couple lines about your dream girl.Just someone,something to go on,kind of shows your values Good read though , mustride

mustride28

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help me please! Posted: 5/28/2007 10:53:02 AM
I am not sure about what you are trying to portray with this profile.A sarcasstic sence of humor what? I imagine you're reading this to find out more about me,not needed,that is what the section is for.If I become a little abusive please forgive,I'm a little agrevated rite now.That said ,when I read the first line I mentaly said da. when I got to the point about uptight and annoyed,I let out a audible wtf.Are you trying to shoot yourself in the foot?I wouldn't put negativaty in someone elses first view,of you!!!!If you are going for sarcastic humor,give examples,like when someone trims there toenails at the table,what ever.Let them know it is a joke,by going to the extreme. You gotta figure out what??? how many people are going to take the time,.That line has a problem for me. I assume that it is because it's because it's whatever!Your funny or your not,pick one side of the fence.Always show confidence,never let them see you sweat.In my opion,confidence has it's own reward. Last but by no meens,not clash,what is up with that?How many people are here looking for someone to clash with? If you are trying,sarcastic humor,push the borders,make us laugh,don't go half way .My thoughts mustride

mustride28

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ok critics, do your worst (or best) Posted: 5/28/2007 10:22:05 AM
I have to agree with juicers coments,put pic.,2 or 3 as main pic.,shows you smiling. Again have to agree with juicers,there is nothing about what you are looking for in a potential woman.Take the time to write that down. Over all a good read,tells us about you,your interests,without being boring.mustride

mustride28

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whats wrong with my profile..? Posted: 5/27/2007 10:05:44 PM
Devilswhore,ouch play nice.Maybe we just grow bigger over here,that is a big boy.Got to be nicer with peoples feelings,unless your'e trolling.In which place,still not cool. Rayene,again ouch,play nice.I'm sure you fell what you say is true,and might be,but still. Bigfoot,best luck fishing.mustride

mustride28

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Body type? Posted: 5/27/2007 5:21:32 PM
You have a good profile.mustride

mustride28

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Please review my profile Posted: 5/27/2007 5:09:35 PM
Much better,you describe yourself well. But you are not describing your idea of a good girl,take a few minutes,describe the qualiyies you are looking for. mustride

mustride28

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Any Suggestions on my profile? Posted: 5/27/2007 3:33:48 AM
Better,change it up every so often,till you get it fine tuned.mustride

mustride28

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Please, be gentle. =P Posted: 5/27/2007 3:21:43 AM
Not a bad read,couple changes,great read. Try putting the second paragraph first.Remove all the things in the first sentence and a half.Start at I'm very etc.When you are fishing,don't present a empty hook.When thy take the bait then set the barb.Why say your bad qualities before the good? . Completely remove the part about head games!No negative notes in someones first opion. Then if you want to show,the flip side of the coin,put the first paragraph,second. My thoughts mustride. Over all you describe yourself well

mustride28

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Body type? Posted: 5/27/2007 3:06:38 AM
Like I said before just a couple things,needs changing.Your profile,if you are happy with it ,I'm happy for you.Then why are you in this forum.If it was ask a simple question,as to your boby type,you already knew the answer. If you want a profile review,that was the only things I saw in it,to say anything about.I believe you are portraying yourself well,props to you.If you didn't want advice, my bad ,it is ,what it is.mustride

mustride28

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hey check me out. Posted: 5/26/2007 10:36:13 PM
You have a pretty good profile.The only thing I can see wrong,is pittly. Capitalize all of the I's. Reread,add commas where needed. Sunglasses are a no no,people need to see your eyes. mustride

mustride28

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Body type? Posted: 5/26/2007 10:27:53 PM
You are deff. a average body type. On a different note,what qualities are you looking for in a man,couple lines about that. Capitalize the letter I. Your age range is pretty narrow. mustride

mustride28

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Just a quick review if you will. Posted: 5/26/2007 10:15:15 PM
If you are nervous about meeting people,e-mail with them for awhile,talk on the phone,get to know them well before you meet.mustride

mustride28

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First profile - Anybody any tips for me Posted: 5/26/2007 10:11:11 PM
Short order cook is dead on,would take rennies advice as well.In addition,Here goes the main part about me,That is to go without saying,that is what the place is for,so that is not needed. Capitalize the letter I,deffanatly needed. Just my thought,put the quote at the end,use it to close the deal.mustride

mustride28

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Please review my profile Posted: 5/26/2007 9:58:56 PM
Not much to go on,what do you like doing,what are you looking for in a good girl?I like the idea of a short profile,but add a little more.mustride

mustride28

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Just a quick review if you will. Posted: 5/26/2007 9:38:04 PM
K,not a bad read at all,you are looking for talk e-mail.You need to put more interests out there,other than parting.You need to connect,on interests,movies,T.V. shows,music what ever.mustride

mustride28

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Honesty is the best policy...This is brutal Posted: 5/23/2007 7:45:01 PM
The profile is a good read,2 of the pics.have 05 on them, come on 2 years old.If you don't like the responce try first contact.If that doesn't work,it is what it is.Knock on enough doors one will open.mustride

mustride28

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Any Suggestions on my profile? Posted: 5/23/2007 4:28:21 PM
Fishes come in all shapes and sizes,there are smal beautiful ones like clown fish,large ugly ones like jew fish.Do you want a fish,wouldn't a man suffice.As far as the fish you might be,we all wear many faces,for each mood,and or person we cross. Not a bad read,the only thing I see lacking is.More about you,what type music do you listen to,movies do you watch,etc. Then what are the qualities you are looking for in a man.mustride

mustride28

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What's Up with These Men Posted: 5/23/2007 3:24:54 PM
I have been here almost 2 years,women do the same thing!A first contact,yes a couple lines is ok.Why put forth the effert pouring out your soul,if it is just going to get read delete.Then I try to respond in kind if ,someone sends a couple lines,I will send a couple lines back.Someone puts forth the effort,I will try to as well.mustride

mustride28

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profile review/rating question Posted: 5/23/2007 3:18:54 PM
Don't worry about it,no matter where you go in life ,there are haters.As long as you are happy with yourself,that is all that matters.mustride

mustride28

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Trying a bit of emotion in my profile. Posted: 5/20/2007 7:24:19 AM
Have to agree with To woman,I didn't like the sound of it.But if you are happy with it,I am happy for youMustride

mustride28

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Transformed Posted: 5/19/2007 8:45:14 PM
Couple adjustments,you there.mustride

mustride28

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Review Me please Posted: 5/19/2007 8:18:18 PM
I agree with ophelia bon mot,she is the best reviewer on this sight.I thought it was a good read,adress her points you're there.

mustride28

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Let me know Posted: 5/19/2007 8:04:37 PM
K not a bad read.The only things I see wrong are nothing. You need a full body pose.Show the pond what your body type is. I understand who the punisher is,how many women are going to make that leap?In addition,pride and prejudice and electra are movies.Put the list of movies you like,in the about me area,not the interest section Tatoos and piercings are two seperate interests,seperate them.If someone runs a interest search,it wouldn't hit on either. Ok ladies,a little bit about myself,I would get rid of that.That section is for that,not needed. I didn't understand the second sentence,so might want to rethink that one as well,or explain. mustride

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