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 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Her Orgasm
Posted: 11/22/2009 2:56:59 AM

You just have to remember only 10% of a conversation is verbal.


Dayym, you must be meeting lotsa Darryl Hannah/ Mermaid/Clan of the Cave Man replicans!!
The ones I meet seem more like Glenda Jackson- redoubtable speaking vocabs, and their warning shots land right between my eyes.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Kissing.......
Posted: 11/21/2009 12:48:13 PM

lmao whitewater...a reptile?? lols


No, no!! No more snakes with women! We all got evicted for that misbehavior! I meant a frog, ya know, like the fairy tale, and the follow-up waay funnier joke. Lol
I realize most ladies would be fakin't it at first, but what if one really did morph into a prince?!!! It's worth a shot! And frogs don't really care whether you spit, wipe your mouth on your sleeve or heave afterward.

I just thought kissing a toad might show that poster the downside, and consequently, the human upside, of a more intimate kiss.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Her Orgasm
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:23:19 AM

I have found few women that know their bodies that well, and fewer men that know much about women at all.



if you go as far as getting naked with someone you might as well tell him what does it for you.Why waste time,satisfaction guaranteed every time!


If it's a highly skilled artisan you seek, find one who's union-trained. They even pre-certify the skill levels for ya!! Hmmm, not sure which trade would be best. Pipefitters, plumbers, maybe. I'm pretty sure it's not the railroad guys or the Teamsters.

I agree with the peeps who encourage all to become "masters" of their own bodies- that said, imho, skill levels alone produce mini-tremors, at best; the volume is controlled by all the other kinds of human rapport.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Kissing.......
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:11:22 AM

I don't see why kissing is thought to be so intimate....


Try kissing an amphibian. Most of these other ladies have. It'll change your world, or at least, your view of it.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Women who don't shave
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:06:12 AM

Not too long ago women didn't shave their legs. Then they came out with pantyhose to disguise hairy legs, then women started shaving and pantyhose were out.


I think you give "revisionist history" a whole new look with that in-depth perception, NLTB, but don't stop there!! I wanna know the real reasons why all that historical stuff happened, from your perspective. Garcon!! Popcorn, if you please.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 184 (view)
 
bend over.
Posted: 11/21/2009 9:53:19 AM

It is indeed NOT a degrading act and it does not leave someone less dignified or without respect.


A corollary might be that anyone whose dignity and self-respect is so centered upon his anus and what passes through it got bent the wrong way as a sapling, and grew up all, like, twisted and gnarly, kinda like what I'm doing with that old adage.

It seems there are almost as many women as men who construct self-images, and make judgments upon, the same suspect basis.
Yeah, just about any wolf could blow those houses down.
Good job, Godiva.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Women who don't shave
Posted: 11/21/2009 6:30:41 AM
^^^^ Your downhome reality always adds alot of punch to your posts, my friend. Pretty clever to use the buzzer on her. And I completely agree about the good feelings emanating from the shaved genitals 24/7. I stumbled across that magic almost 30 years ago, and been riding that wave ever since, thinking I was a late bloomer for not figuring it out alot sooner. Lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Male ED
Posted: 11/21/2009 6:23:35 AM

If you go to "google scholar" and type in "Erectile dysfunction prevalence" I bet there are studies that will actually tell you if it is more prevalent now than before. All this guessing ....what do we know!!???


The accuracy of those studies is entirely dependent upon the willingness of "test subjects" to step forward. Probably, what with the epidemic of tv commercials on the subject, more people would overcome their modesty, hesitancy and reticence to report for treatment. And no "study" is more than a sampling, in any event; they don't prove anything beyond the results of the sample group, and even those are questionable.
This thread, imo, like almost every discussion thread in these forums, is mostly about the perceptions of those who post to it.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Kissing.......
Posted: 11/21/2009 6:12:33 AM

aw Kissing..... wow.
Its one of the most intimate things you can do with someone.


Yep. And all the good stuff starts there. And ends the same way.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 111 (view)
 
Health Benefits of Semen Swallowing
Posted: 11/21/2009 6:03:32 AM
Women can make their own choices based on opinion not 'scientific fact'.


I can't believe you said that.


Damn! There's one thing being a piece of meat to some women, but also being their milk feeding cow.


Your thought is striking, my friend, but there's alot in that image that appeals to me, right now. Lol

have always wanted to know the awnser to this ? why does a guy like it when a girl swallows u had mentioned that it gives u a unique feeling can u explain a bit more


It's all mental, sperm doesn't know when it's being spat out, but then much of eroticism is as well. Hey, that wafer they serve in church is the body of haysoos- we all have a little jesus in us, some of us even have the complex (lol), and we want to be eaten, swallowed, not expectorated. Kinda like, everything about us is goooooooood, and you want it inside of you. Meeting of minds!
And the moment (s) of actual ejaculation are peak times, sensitivity is at max volume, as are the moments which immediately follow, when the lightest touch and slide of your tongue is almost excrutiatingly gooooooooooood. We are defo gonna wanna cum in your mouth, and you just seal the deal if you swallow, and we can watch. Kinda like unconditional love! Lol
Yeah, at this hour, with prospects today kinda slim, that's about the best I can come up with, Spitfire.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Her Orgasm
Posted: 11/21/2009 5:40:24 AM

......professional counseling is required


Required?!! Got insurance coverage for that, then? Lol. Hey, I'm a "counselor" of sorts, and I sometimes work nights and weekends- perhaps I could be of some assistance!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 12 (view)
 
FEMALE CONDOMS
Posted: 11/21/2009 5:34:50 AM

would be difficult to keep a straight face at the sight of a naked woman with a plastic sock hanging out of her.


I've never encountered on of these contraptions, but I'm kinda easily amused, and can just as easily envision exactly that happening, which would then demand some lengthy 'splaining about the exact reason for all the jocularity, and Houston has to delay the countdown. Not good. So the choice is that the genitals of at least one of us need to be costumed. Doesn't chivalry demand that the man be the giggle source?


The only problem may be that since it is so well lubricated, it might go flying.


(visions of Pretty Woman as the escargot is nicely fielded by the waiter, lol). But are these things blow-uppable? I mean, we all need somethin' to do during recess. Lol

Nam, your posts always seem to make a great deal of sense- why haven't you given one a field test yet?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Women who don't shave
Posted: 11/21/2009 5:17:06 AM
OP, I understand your imo strange taste for pubic hair, but I think maybe you would get better results by refining your chosen approach (starting a thread to announce your needs is akin to hanging a sign on your door- only the passers-by can see it). Why not establish referral relationships with the legions of men, of which I am one, who prefer bare naked pvssies? You get all the obstinate hirsute ones (that any of us just can't cut a deal with, lol), and you refer out all the baldies. Voila!! Everybody else's problems are diminished, and you are up to your eyeballs in curls! Gakk!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Male ED
Posted: 11/20/2009 7:21:44 AM

I think rates have probably been stable for years - it's the amount of money the pharmaceutical companies can make that is behind the increase in ads...


I couldn't agree more!! And for all the women, many of whom seem to populate these forum pages, who believe that ED is epidemic, well, I think they watch too much TV, and just assume that the frequency of the commercials is somehow correlated to the size of the demand. The reverse is true, imo- all those commercials are designed to increase the demand, and of those "afflicted" among the over-40 set, a chunk of those can get themselves off, which suggests that "ED" is more a diagnosis of a flagging relationship than a half-masted flag mourning the death of virility.

I have no clue about the effectiveness of the pill, and anyway, today I just want to fvck my cable company, not repeatedly, just once, but in a way they will not soon forget.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 190 (view)
 
Why Do Men Think All Women Like Their 12 Inchers?????
Posted: 11/20/2009 3:33:29 AM

Oh, my internet penis? 11-14 depending on how hot or cold the chatroom is.




Who wants a man's penis that is the size of a horse's?
Just askin.....


Wait! I know this! It's Snake Woman, one of Chief Dan George's wives in Little Big Man. Or as he tells Dustin Hoffman, as they climb that hill for the Grandfather to die, he knows she copulates with horses, so he asked her about it, and of course she lied and denied it. LOL! That movie is brimming with great lines, and the Chief has most of 'em.

When McDonald's goes on tv to brag about its supersized its happy meals (which actually have less than thrilling aftereffects), it's just natural for us to translate that concept to the sexual stuff. Sushi peeps, on the other hand, believe that less is better. The supersized dyk may make her mouth water, but she'll live longer if she chooses the sushi.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 9 (view)
 
What do Atheist Holla Out During Sex?
Posted: 11/19/2009 4:09:23 AM

I holla...Oh my F*ckin' God!!


LOL!! Hollers are geographical features in WVA. lol And God, at least the Christian god, is a loner, asexual, no SO that ya ever hear about. What's up with that?!! Just about every other god fvcks around a lil.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 281 (view)
 
Men love naked women
Posted: 11/19/2009 3:55:44 AM

They pretty much just see naked =)


Yep, well, and the prospect of what's to come. lol


We are so much harder on ourselves than guys ever are, that's for sure!


Sooooooo friggin' true! When you get naked with a man, probably because of those "prospects" I already mentioned, your "imperfections" are probably gonna be about as noticeable to him as the pattern of the wallpaper or the color of the paint on the wall behind you. That stuff just doesn't register with us. lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Female Tool of the Trade
Posted: 11/19/2009 3:44:41 AM

. . . . can make things more unneccessarily challenging.


Most women seem to have a natural talent for this, lol, and we're waay beyond toys, now.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
what is the reason for ...
Posted: 11/19/2009 3:40:17 AM
I personally dont blame men for bringing it up. Im curious about them too. And from reading alot of the threads Id want to know if we are compatible. Many of the women on here seem to hate sex. I cant imagine spending time with someoen who hates the most intimate and personal thing a man can give you


Right on!!!! LOL! Gotta think you would bag your limit with this approach to the hunt. Know your prey!! I don't have any taboo topics of conversation, no foul lines, and slide into all kinds of bases at any point in the game. Pitching "backwards" is considered a masterful way to get the hitters in the big leagues. lol
You raise good points, MJ. Hey, most men are most comfortable talking about sex-it's probably our forte. And it is intimate. And lust IS an emotion, after all, lol. We're just trying to show we aren't afraid to discuss emotional stuff.


And well, Im not diminished or offended if a man asked me questions. If youre looking for a long term why waste time with someone who cant or wont do what you like? Do you relaly blame a guy if he likes bjs daily and the woman he is dating hates them? Id ask upfront too. Heck, Id ask every girl...even the ones waiting on the bus.. or the check out line at Walmart... LOL..


Yeah, that could get you banned from Walmart!! Lol Hey, I sometimes volunteer to ring a bell and stand over a money pot around the holidays- all kinds of people step up to drop their dimes. What a great opportunity for those threshold inquiries THAT would be!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 133 (view)
 
Accepting a man that's unemployed
Posted: 11/19/2009 3:21:18 AM

I don't date losers. These . . . . assorted other big scheme types without a real plan to get there.


Might be passing up something really, really good with that approach. From all the biblical reports, jesus never showed up at any construction sites to do his carpenter thing, and he is gonna slip back in amongst us one day.
just sayin'
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
What do Atheist Holla Out During Sex?
Posted: 11/19/2009 3:13:18 AM
I've used "Ngungh", which I think must be God's other real name, alot. Yahweh is just so formal, and there is that thing about how it's a no-no to say it out loud, to consider.
On the other hand, as far as I can tell, the Management encourages the use of the Son's name as many times as you can think to say it, and for any occasion. So, you should get heavenly smiles for that. In print, "oh haysoos" seems to have too many syllables- I get monosyllabic in those special moments, but maybe "Hay" would work, and pretty much everybody you meet these days knows a little Spanish.
Osirus, lol- wasn't he one of the first solar power guys?


Good job, OP, coming up with a fun thread that seems "delete" proof!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
French Kissing, advice please?
Posted: 11/18/2009 3:59:04 AM

Kissing for hours, someone said ... lord, no. What's the point? You don't fill up on the shrimp, when there's lobster just around the corner.


But, don't ya need to keep in mind that you are not dining alone? Isn't it, like, bad form to delve into your entree while your "date" is still enjoying her appetizer?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 278 (view)
 
Men love naked women
Posted: 11/18/2009 3:52:28 AM

fake "perfect" women are nameless masturbation tools.


LMAO!! Right!! And if you come across any, promise you'll tell her exactly that.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Female Tool of the Trade
Posted: 11/18/2009 3:33:53 AM
I had a male friend try and tell me that abusing yourself too much makes it so you can;t come . . .


I was agreeing with you about "pleasuring yourself with practice", and its educational benefits, and then ran head long into that "self-abuse" notion. I know, I know, it's a prevalent term, and concept, and I think I know who to crucify for it.
Poor Onan, the first reported deviant to self-flagellate and implant Mother Earth with his seed, doomed to infamy for eternity for being too squirmy with horniness to focus on the consequences, and thinking, probably, that he could enjoy a moment of privacy.


\/\/\/\/ Danger, danger!! He could be plying you with food and drink to do his laundry! Lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 69 (view)
 
Silent Sex
Posted: 11/17/2009 9:00:55 PM

Actually, I'd call that porn patter.[/quoate]

Awwwww, as a frequent student of these forum threads, I'm feeling really sorry for the porn folks; they all, "models", directors, etc., probably started out hoping to make it to the silver screen, Hollywood, Cannes, but they fell a lil short. They're doing the best they can with what they got. Like Charlie Brown, everybody's always picking on them.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
French Kissing, advice please?
Posted: 11/17/2009 5:44:45 PM

When a guy puts his tongue in your mouth, what are you supposed to do?


There are no authoritative rules of engagement that I know of, soooo,
Escalate!! He's dueling with tongues, so bring your other weapons to bear.

Or, even better, faint. Lol See what happens next. You will know whether you can trust him in short order.

Somewhat more seriously, if you're likin' it, give him a clear response that you are, and you can escalate together, even better.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Silent Sex
Posted: 11/17/2009 5:28:40 PM
I find nonstop patter really annoying


Ruh-ro. No sex for you, Chipmunk!


\/\/\/\/ Oooooohhhh, it has to be grand cru patter for some!!! Patter snobs! Lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Why do people lie?
Posted: 11/17/2009 10:50:09 AM
Hey, here's a different slant on the reason. Maybe the curse that the real god, not Ba'al, for whom that Babel tower got built, threw down was not to make peeps speak different languages, but to make it impossible for humans to communicate clearly regardless of the language used!!

(hoping to atone for some flippant, untoward past remarks about So. Baptists, ).

OP, seems like most folks shiver, shave, and shuck around emotional issues to avoid battles, or at least to keep them from going nuclear. There's an anonymous byte of wisdom floating around that (paraphrases) says something like, "I lied today, to spare the feelings of another, because I recognize pain when I see it, but few can recognize Truth."
On the other hand, there's a t-shirt floating around that says"

Life Is Tough, so
Cheat; if caught,
Lie

Lol.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 48 (view)
 
Silent Sex
Posted: 11/17/2009 4:24:16 AM
Everyone is simply different.


I was gonna agree, but than I read this-


do you really WANT the most memorable form of communication during sex with you to be the CHIPMUNK FACE?


We're all mini-squirrel Chip 'n Dales!!!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 283 (view)
 
Smarter ladies have worse sex
Posted: 11/17/2009 4:16:12 AM
^^^^^^ Cinches it for me. I think we're done here. lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 266 (view)
 
Men who wear sunglasses in their profiles
Posted: 11/17/2009 4:14:15 AM

People wearing sunglasses in all their pictures should not be allowed. It is the same as no picture, a blank


But, blank's are allowed!! Lol Strange rules, where mods purge pics without enough face, but blanks are acceptable.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 530 (view)
 
What is your favorite type of sex?
Posted: 11/17/2009 4:09:25 AM

c'mere Whytwater


(arriving front and center, but tardily, lol). Yes, Ma'am!!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 58 (view)
 
do ladies get turned on by strong hands and fingers..
Posted: 11/17/2009 4:03:22 AM

i dated a bassist and he had by far the best hands..lots of fine motor skills and long fingers, sexy.


Hmmm, so you gave him a 'B" for his assists? Did he pluck ya, or strum ya? Lol. Sheeeesh, years of training to play Pisces! Lol (sorry, caffiene just kicked in)
Maybe a pianist would be better- Flight of the Butterfly (or was it bumblebee?)machine gun digits!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 66 (view)
 
Would you have sex with a machine?
Posted: 11/17/2009 3:56:06 AM

That woman/machine in Terminator 3 was pretty hot..


She was an assassin!!!! That's it!! Impossible to make more than a momentary impression upon her. And melted into that mercurial ooze, to reformulate! Ewwwwwwwwww! You would want to penetrate mercury?!!

Bionic woman, sure! lol But I could do without the sound effects.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
finding a girl who enjoys sex
Posted: 11/16/2009 5:36:27 AM

She was a virgin from day one... doesn't this tell you something about the problem?
Seriously... if you would have wanted her to be more open and receptive to expressing herself sexually, then you should have taken steps to make her feel more comfortable with her sexuality.


That may get you half way there, but unless two people are paddling in the SAME direction, it just gets stoopid.
Look for someone who is into you, OP, and the sex tail will follow. jmho
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 192 (view)
 
Why do guys love porn so much???
Posted: 11/16/2009 5:30:53 AM

so its natural we have the desire to bread with as many mates as possible.


Sandwiches??!! You do sandwich sex?
I guess, in theory, that would maximize your share of "strange".
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Would you have sex with a machine?
Posted: 11/16/2009 5:26:10 AM

It is done and marketed for profit exploitation


When asked the secret of his success, a reknowned US entrepreneur replied, "Find a need and fill it". Seems particularly apt for insertion here.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 191 (view)
 
Masturbation=cheating
Posted: 11/16/2009 5:16:57 AM

im torn between two lovers ..the left & the right


Jay Mohr did a hilarious stand-up routine about masturbation by both sexes. Like him, I can't load a dishwasher with my left hand, so I'm outta options. Although I could be torn away from all that.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 221 (view)
 
why only date good looking prima donna's?
Posted: 11/15/2009 4:00:40 PM

they also date not so prima more like seconda handa daniellas:)


LOL!! Are you, like, Italian?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Do Men Like Hearing There Name Said In Bed
Posted: 11/15/2009 3:03:28 PM

I once accidentally called my boyfriend by the name of my former girlfriend


Lol. Maybe you should stick with surnames only, like they do in the military. Of course, anybody who previously served may jump up and stand at attention.
First names may be inspirational, buuuttt, most of them are interchangeable, and kinda tricky that way. If she used my last name, she could only have me confused with my brother, and he lives in Indianapolis. Lol
Yeah, I wanna hear my name, my first name, from her. There's quite a kick in that.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Would you have sex with a machine?
Posted: 11/15/2009 1:11:34 PM
and I have no clue what it is.


Awwww, better catch up, Darlin! Lol. Might be competition for some ladies.
It's a tubular thing, big enough for most males to slide inside of. Never used one myself. It's be easy enough to google, though.


I did have an ex like the energizer bunny once upon a time, he was pink and everything

\/\/\/
ROFLMAO!!! Blush and bashful are my signature colors. Lol

 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 80 (view)
 
Catching someone nude by accident...
Posted: 11/15/2009 11:31:49 AM
[qutoe]The other person normally was a fault

My daughters best defense was always, "she STARTED it!" LOL!
You are blessed, indeed, my friend, to go through life with that outlook! Lol I've tried to sell it, occasionally, but I can never keep a straight face. Lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Would you have sex with a machine?
Posted: 11/15/2009 11:16:42 AM
actually I dont want a male targeted toy ...but if i did ....why cant I have one ???


Pretty good question, DD. I don't know, but maybe women are just kinda new to the power of others concept (in contrast to pulling the strings, much more subtle), and pop the clutch when they have the wheel. Lol I may get torched for this, but I've felt for several years that a woman in business, in charge, is a scary thing- kinda like the ROK's army, they're kinda ruthless, and they take no prisoners. I see Hillary Clinton in much the same light- she's as ruthless a politician as any out there.
Of course, maybe she had to be to succeed, and I don't want to discount the added hurdles she, or other successful women, had/have to jump.
Then again, maybe it is just simple jealousy, or wanting to own all your orgasms.
Not that you need my help, my friend. Lol I suspect you're a match for your Other.



^^^^Hot damn......Now, I know what to ask Santa for!


Better to ask for the mechanic than the tool, imho. lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 439 (view)
 
Are older men sometimes intimidated by older sexy women?
Posted: 11/14/2009 4:46:38 PM

You really believe this is age related?


If your comment is super-sized, beyond its probable intent, it's a very good response, imo, to the OP's initial inquiry, and to her recent explanation \/\/\/as well. Nor are gender lines all that effective to analyze human behavior, especially "fears", as well as any other emotional responses, and that is even more true as humans age. All this, of course, is my humble opinion.



exactly what this thread was supposed to be about. Older men (over 60) who are intimidated by older sexy women because they are afraid they (the men)won't be able to measure up sexually.


My sense is that one's perspective, and its underpinnings, drives the answer(s) to this question, more than any discernible reality or fact. Frankly, without labeling my responses to like-aged women, or theirs to me, I hesitate because I'm somewhat, with no real broad-based factual support, concerned that they/she may break bone, or strain a muscle, or take offense at my freewheeling approaches to most things. Most women with whom I have interacted have shied away/hesitated, with, "Oh, I couldn't!", or, "I used to do that sort of thing", or "I've become a risk-avoider", or "that's just inappropriate!", lol. My thinking here ranges well beyond the sexual limits of your inquiry, but certainly includes it.
Perhaps you, and other like-minded ladies, sense fear in the reactions of some of the men you have encountered, or have chosen or prefer to explain your disappointments in those terms. I get the sense that personality, lifestyle, self-esteem and other genderless factors may better explain what you perceive as your ability to intimidate.
Certainly not attempting here to engage in battles, throw javelins, or instigate any emotional debates, just offering an alternate point of view to explain our common failures to connect with others.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 312 (view)
 
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 11/14/2009 12:59:18 PM

I got caught by an older woman one time


Yikes!!!! Vice squad fer shur! LOL!! Older women have all that, like, authority!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 264 (view)
 
Smarter ladies have worse sex
Posted: 11/14/2009 10:52:54 AM

In the study 62 per cent of women who had completed their education said they often had problems achieving orgasm


And exactly when does anyone "complete their education"? Like, OK, I know all I need to know now!" I mean, I realize several have reached that point, and probably mouthed those words, but . . . . .
Or is that the notoriously domineering German scientists who decide when a woman has "completed" her education? That's alot more sinister.


I can barely type from overwhelming mirth.....tee hee!


I've had that problem. Wish it would happen more often, as humor seems to be on the wane here (certainly compared to the older threads and posts in 2204-06). More often, now, it's , or or , or at least POF is becoming a place where boners go to die!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 354 (view)
 
WHY R OLDER GUYS SO SEXY????????
Posted: 11/14/2009 10:31:42 AM

how much older r we talkin?


(Keanu Reeves) Soooo, are we negotiating here? (Pacino) Always!! Lol



I am all women sweetheart


Lol! Some might wish that was true, and you may think it is, or at least that you speak for them, but I doooonnnn't thiiinnnkk soooooo.
How come you look alot like the blonde beauty contestant bimbo who's all over the tv screens, gets offended by the "inappropriateness" of Larry King's questions during an interview, and uses outrageous statements to remain newsworthy? The fit looks to be "on all fours" to me.
Nahhh, You aren't real. And even if you are corporeal, you're unreal. Lol
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Female Tool of the Trade
Posted: 11/14/2009 7:34:32 AM

is it possible for a woman to derive complete sexual satisfaction from various gadgets and inanimate objects . . .


Define complete sexual satisfaction. We could be here for a loooooong time. Lol


that she'll lose all sexual desire for men?


Well, anything is possible, and there are some women on here whose posts suggest that it is more than probable that they will never again consort with men to meddle with original sin.

OP, there have been threads on here about some innate fears in men of this very thing, the kinda silly jealousy of a woman's sexual devices (I mean, toys, lol). Just from what you can read in these forums, however, the vast majority of women use toys as a "stop-gap" thing, lol- Interim relief, in lieu of grabbing a man off the street for the same purpose.
Why worry, really, to paraphrase Alfred E. Newman?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 39 (view)
 
do ladies get turned on by strong hands and fingers..
Posted: 11/14/2009 6:16:34 AM
I'm an eyebrows and triceps girl

K, we figured out the secret message of the hands, and I'm thinkin' the triceps are pretty straightforward, but what possible secrets about a man can be found in his eyebrows?!!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 348 (view)
 
WHY R OLDER GUYS SO SEXY????????
Posted: 11/13/2009 4:19:43 PM

She's 30. Why shouldn't she want to date guys her own age?


I get this strange feeling, having just checked her short posting history, the "she" isn't a she, and the age of this wraith is more like 15 than 30. Lol


Right, said Fred, as she rolled her sleeves up and spat into her palms..ya wanna fight, whytwater?


Over the disparate perspectives of adults? Sure. Over some teenaged prankster, I'll pass. I suspect that the Naughty perpetrator is laughing "its" ass off at all of us.
 
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