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twoshot

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Who is the hottest old woman? Posted: 1/21/2006 5:28:39 PM
Requel Welch, Angie****nson, Eva Marie Saint, Tippi Hedren, Honor Blackman, Maud Adams, too many to choose from.

twoshot

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Dirty weekend Posted: 1/16/2006 4:21:39 PM
You and I locked in a hotel suite with some champaigne and room service.

twoshot

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Psycho women Posted: 1/16/2006 2:46:00 PM
This thread is ridiculous. They should start teaching this stuff in preschool. It isn't even up for debate. ALL women are psycho. Any woman who doesn't seem to be psycho is just holding back. Once you get to know them, really know them, then you will see. To what degree all depends on the girl. And before the women jump on me and start man basshing, guess what men are ALL just emotionally vacant physical shells. The only thing that ever gets me to be emotional is cracking that shell. And it isn't "real" emotion. Its just the goop that is inside the shell that starts leaking out.

twoshot

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Meeting someone online just for sex? Posted: 1/16/2006 10:31:42 AM
I meet a girl online once, and we got together to knock the boots. I hoped it would be more, but she ended up with her ex again. Then we were friends for a while and eventually drifted apart. Have yet to meet anyone from POF in person. Still waiting for the Vegas convention.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/16/2006 8:55:56 AM
I bought a Dave Chappell DVD. Can't wait to watch it.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/15/2006 5:04:27 PM
Ticket, your still kicking around these parts. Good to see you!

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/15/2006 4:32:28 PM
Somebody finally sent me a message!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! YES! YES! First one in a LOOOONG time.

twoshot

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What do you miss most about being a kid? Posted: 1/14/2006 10:24:38 PM
I could eat what ever I wanted and never gain an ounce.

twoshot

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What are the slickest movies you have ever seen? Posted: 1/14/2006 4:29:11 PM
Confidence. Charade (The movie that "The Truth About Charlie" was based on.) Casblanca Dark Passage

twoshot

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Those silly sayings.... Posted: 1/14/2006 4:25:25 PM
Boy, I bet she start a Harley just by sucking on the tail pipe.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/14/2006 4:24:14 PM
Saw Tristan and Isolde. Really liked it.

twoshot

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Those silly sayings.... Posted: 1/13/2006 10:07:48 PM
Hey there Richard Cranium.

twoshot

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Those silly sayings.... Posted: 1/13/2006 4:38:03 PM
That'll go over like a wet fart in church. You smell like the north end of a horse that's going south.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/13/2006 4:31:34 PM
Work is DONE!!!!! Is anyone else drunk yet? If you aren't catch up.

twoshot

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How To: Make Your Own Sex Toys!!!! Posted: 1/12/2006 8:04:16 PM
I don't lead to trouble. I am trouble.

twoshot

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How To: Make Your Own Sex Toys!!!! Posted: 1/12/2006 7:42:03 PM
Buy a cordless sawzall and a dildo. Then combine.

twoshot

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do you even know the prime minister's name? Posted: 1/12/2006 7:39:10 PM
PRIME MINISTER????????? When did Canada get a prime minister? I thought Canada was annexed by the United States years ago, and they had a territorial governor.

twoshot

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good sex or good head which would you rather get in bed. Posted: 1/12/2006 7:36:00 PM
Head. Its less harmful if swallowed. The mess, that is. But sometimes, like on Wednesdays, you have to wrestle. Just to get all that energy and tension out.

twoshot

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Those silly sayings.... Posted: 1/12/2006 7:12:33 PM
Handy like a blind man at a nude beach. She's so tight her lovin' squeaks. Crafty as Martha Stewart. The beer bell has rung. Beer thirty.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/12/2006 6:57:49 PM
Read this thread just put a little light at the end of my tunnel. Oh! Yeah! Tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

twoshot

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Are Motivational Speakers just another form of entertainment? Posted: 1/12/2006 6:49:26 PM
Chris Farley, the greatest motivational speaker of all time.

twoshot

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The 90's Posted: 1/9/2006 8:40:49 PM
That's too bad. Love the grunge rock. Nirvana, Sound Garden, RATM, STP, etc. Metal came to be more main stream.

twoshot

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What kind of personality does your pet have? Posted: 1/8/2006 6:55:22 PM
He is very quiet and reserved. He is hard, but not rough around the edges. Very sooth, and easy going type of character. Best dam rock I have ever had.

twoshot

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The 90's Posted: 1/8/2006 4:06:41 PM
It was alot easier to get away with stuff. Everyone wasn't blabbering one their cell phones and weaving through traffic. And the cost of living had out paced the wage scale.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/8/2006 3:47:36 PM
Seeing my nephew celebrate his first birthday.

twoshot

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What would you put in a gift bag for the first get-away? Posted: 1/8/2006 3:45:40 PM
The ladies like the candles. Some of those pillow dice things.

twoshot

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Why do men fantasize about sleeping with two women? Posted: 1/7/2006 8:40:01 PM
Everybody wants sex, and when its done tey are glad that its over with. You aren't happy afterward. You are just relieved that you got it on and you got off. So the more anxious people that go into the room the more relieved people exit the room.

twoshot

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What to say to break the ice? Posted: 1/7/2006 8:31:24 PM
May I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

twoshot

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Why do men fantasize about sleeping with two women? Posted: 1/7/2006 8:21:53 PM
Well, its like a tag team thing. There are always two in the ring and one sitting out. The odd person out can have a smoke, get sandwiches, get beers, fix drinks, etc. Plus, you get a little rest, check out the scene, and you tag in ready to go.

twoshot

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The opposite sex Posted: 1/7/2006 12:05:54 PM
Don't try to saddle me. I don't want you riding on my back. I want you to walk with me.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/7/2006 11:53:52 AM
I picked up a month's worth of work just hanging out at the bar last night.

twoshot

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are men necessary? Posted: 1/5/2006 9:05:15 PM
Someday women will be raising men on farms, just for breed stock. Just to keep the human race alive.

twoshot

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Love is a many splintered thing. Posted: 1/5/2006 9:01:33 PM
Love, much like an unvarnished wooden toilet seat, is a many splintered thing. Sometimes those splinters get under your skin. Then, you have to dig them out. But, youcan't always get them out. The other day I invited this girl to a party. We had spoken before and arrived at the mutual conclusion that we were pretty hot for each other. The day of the party comes and guess who brought a date.........that she flaunted at me. Anyone have similar stories to make me feel like less of a fool? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/5/2006 8:51:50 PM
Fried chicken with mashed potatoes and country gravy.

twoshot

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what put a major smile on your face today? Posted: 1/4/2006 8:14:46 PM
Bacon double cheese burger!!!

twoshot

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It's the 21st Century ..Come on Ladies ! Posted: 1/4/2006 8:10:21 PM
Yes it would be nice to get asked for a change. I would probably like that a alot better than the continual door in the face. My nose is just too tender for that. I am sick of throwing the pitch, hiting the ball, sliding into first, stealing second and third, and then trying to make the mad dash for home. I would like to get walked once in a while.

twoshot

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is it just women......... Posted: 1/3/2006 8:22:32 PM
NO! Of course men don't WONDER about stuff like that! We know: your not satisfied with us. (Hence you try to change us.) you are bored with us. (You never have any idea what we are talking about so you just smile and knod and look at the cute guy behind us.) you want to be with someone else. (You are always talking about how great that one ex treated you, and how good that one one-night-stand in college was.) you always measure us on there yard stick of your exs and your friends' boyfriends. We know these things and they eat away at us. So we cope! (I drink.)

twoshot

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sex quotient? Posted: 1/3/2006 8:08:08 PM
In one continuous "session" (approximately 90 minutes) maybe two or three times.

twoshot

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sex quotient? Posted: 1/3/2006 7:57:07 PM
That all depends on energy level, alcohol consumption, lighting levels, how much imagination it takes to make her look pretty. Many factors that weigh-in in that equation.

twoshot

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Stereotypes you'd luv 2 eliminate Posted: 1/3/2006 7:50:05 PM
1. One sex is smarter than the other. 2. Fat + drunkard = retarded 3. All guys want is sex. (Most guys would take being a Jedi over sex.) 4. Interpretive dancers don't belong in asylums. 5. "You killed someone. Well, you must have had a messed up childhood. Its okay."

twoshot

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HOW MANY PEOPLE USE..... Posted: 12/26/2005 8:04:22 PM
I always keep a sandwich on the nightstand, if I know I am getting laid. Then she doesn't get pist when I skip the post coital embracing period and head for the kitchen. Wait.......... I thought sex was one of the four basic food groups???????????????

twoshot

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favorite Christmas song? Posted: 12/26/2005 7:57:04 PM
Elton John, The bich is back. I HATE christmas music too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twoshot

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Re: Pictures for POF members left behind. Posted: 12/22/2005 6:39:03 PM
Yeah! Not a whole lot of gatherings out this way. I would just like to see some proof of these things to know that you all are not just taunting me. Another thing, it seems that there are quite a few get togethers north of the border. HHHMMMMM?

twoshot

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How will you most likely expire? Posted: 12/21/2005 7:15:32 PM
Organ failure. I'll drink to much my oran will fail and then I will just die of embarassment.

twoshot

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Useless Banter - Part Deux Posted: 9/2/2005 11:17:31 PM
Oh GOD!!!!!!! When will they bring back FIRE flavor Doritos? They were my favorite!!!!

twoshot

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Drop-in: Moon Goddess Posted: 9/2/2005 11:15:29 PM
Long time. No see. Good to seeyou are still around!

twoshot

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Music Posted: 10/22/2004 8:00:31 PM
Jimmy Eat World - A Praise Chorus

twoshot

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Re: What Are YOU Wearing Today? Posted: 10/22/2004 7:58:38 PM
Levi's, a High Life T-shirt, and brown slip on shoes. Its the Friday night cocktail hour and I am just chillin' with the Captain.

twoshot

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Music Posted: 10/21/2004 7:57:44 PM
Snow Patrol - Run

twoshot

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Music Posted: 10/21/2004 7:30:11 PM
Weezer - Undone

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