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pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/2/2005 6:33:42 PM
Other people are ‘types’. One always thinks of oneself as an individual. The trouble with political jokes is they usually get elected. If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat. Women are like phones - -they love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button - - -you're CUT OFF !

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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little blond joke from nfld Posted: 7/2/2005 4:28:41 PM
Whata ya call 4 blondes who all roll up to a 4-way stop at about the same time - - - - - Eternity.

pdxdriver96

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For the Men Over 30 Posted: 5/16/2005 9:55:41 PM
I like kids but never really wanted my own. But this is not to say that I would not accept someone elses children as my own either. I most certainly would in a long term commited relationship. As for women, I have been in a few pretty commited relationships and come away with a very sound and sure understanding that I most certainly appreciate a good woman and I enjoy showing her my appreciation. However, I do not "NEEEEED" a woman in my life to make my life complete. Yes women are very complex creatures, more so by far in most cases than men. I enjoy the challenge, as I certainly pose a significant one to her as well, but I simply don't NEED a woman in my life to feel complete as a person. I am here to enjoy life and all it has to offer, women and the intimate relationships that develop with them, are simply a compliment to that enjoyment. Perhaps one of the greatest compliments, yet with the greatest potential to bring the exact opposite.

pdxdriver96

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Poll re: nice guy threads Posted: 5/10/2005 10:39:59 PM
<<<<<<< Where I May Roam I only Seek & Destroy, a Harvester of Sorrows, one of the Unforgiven. Nothing Else Matters, it's Sad but True. I see that the Master of Puppets is like Creeping Death, deciding For Whom the Bell Tolls. Then comes The Four Horsemen, they are almost as ONE, it's as if they are Of Wolf and Man - - - help - - - help I wade Through the Never - - - - Am I Evil ? And now as it all begins to Fade To Black, I whisper out into the dark "Enter Sandman" - - then I hear - - Welcome Home. NO MORE MR. N I C E G U Y ! ! !

pdxdriver96

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Body Modifications Posted: 4/27/2005 5:00:12 PM
I have had my left nipple pierced for about a year now and I really like it, but I don't have any others at all - - including ears. I am not opposed to the idea but have no immediate plans. I also have no tats at all - - again, not totally opposed to the idea, but have no immediate plans for any. My favorites on ladies - - -for tats - small, with exception of the small of the back can be medium. Shoulder blade, upper breast, lower belly near pubic area, and lower calf or ankle. For Piercings - -well the ears sure, but a very small diamond stud in the nose is very sexy, and I'm OK with something small and tasteful in an eyebrow. However - - one or both nipples - - drives me wild ! Also really like belly and clit piercings. Whether it's tats or piercings - - I much prefer that they accent the area where they are loacated NOT dominated it.

pdxdriver96

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Adiós mi amigas y mi amigos Posted: 4/19/2005 12:53:29 PM
Just thought I'd wave a quick hand goodbye to anyone who's looking. It's time for what I refer to as an "R&Rquicky" Voy a Mexico mañana en la mañana ! ! ! Ustedes entiende ? Bueno Bueno - - -entonces - hasta luego ! ! ! Adiós,

pdxdriver96

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Sexuality Posted: 4/9/2005 2:13:49 PM
Probably more of a freak than ever - - but have certainly learned that truly great sex / love making usually does NOT exist with someone you just met.

pdxdriver96

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Online Chat or Forums for Beginers Posted: 4/9/2005 1:55:51 PM
I am wondering what anyone knows about places on the internet to find expert answers and advice for "How do I" questions - -for those of us who are still very computer illiterate. For instance - - I am newly subscribed to Yahoo's Launchcast plus radio, but am continually getting a dialog box that says "An Error Has Occured" - - there is an error in the script. ) This seems to happen almost ever time I try to start Launchcast and I am not able to listen. But I would like to know much more in general about my computer and how to get the most out of it. At this time I am VERY novice and need easy to understand terminology that starts at the beginning and allows me to learn at my own pace and on my own schedule.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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What's your background? Posted: 4/9/2005 1:30:04 PM
English / German - - mix in the Maniac from where I grew up (yes - -in Maine) and well - you get something like - - bloody lunatic in search of farvetnughen.

pdxdriver96

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If you were a cop...... Posted: 4/9/2005 1:16:27 PM
"I do agree that there are some police officers out there that are jerks and what not, but bottom line...cops are just doing what they have been told to do" So were the people under Nero, Cesar, & Hitler - -

pdxdriver96

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What Are YOU Wearing Today? Posted: 4/9/2005 1:11:33 PM
It's Sat. and I'm working round da house man - - sweats and a fleece pullover, fleece beenie cap by shred Alert of Hood River, OR and my lite hikers by Columbia sports. Ohh yeah - - and that perpetual smile that I have when your not looking !

pdxdriver96

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Favorite Liquer? Posted: 4/9/2005 12:52:21 PM
You may call me simple, (Most often it's what I shoot for in this complex world) but my fav. would have to be hangin out in the buff at some natural hot springs way up in the mountains in the dead of winter, listening to my favorite playlist and sip'n on some gourmet hot chocolate with creme de mint or some 100 proof peppermint schnaps.

pdxdriver96

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who is the next Nostradamus in here? what are your predictions for the future? no stupidity or jokes Posted: 4/9/2005 12:32:48 PM
Well - -you may not like or agree with what you find, but if you want a little insight into some posible scenarios - -based of course on the premis that history is doodmed to repeat itself for those too foolish to learn from it ) - - go check out infowars or prisonplanet - - yes those are places where you need to ad the dot c >o>m Of course after you do - -you may be likely to join roughly 97% of others, by finding some nice cool sand that is loose and deep - - and doing your best impression of an ostrich.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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What is your best hangover cure? Posted: 4/5/2005 3:54:06 PM
As I understand it, the alcohol causes dehydration at the cellular level. Think about it ! what is in the stuff you put in your gas tank to combat condensation / water in your fuel system ??? It's all acohol based ! So - - back to your cells - - especially your brain cells. I think hydration is key ! Not just right before you go to bed - - but all day long every day. We are the ONLY creatures on this planet that drink just about everything BUT water. STAY AS HYDRATED AS YOU CAN - -ALWAYS ! ! - - your body and mind will love you for it. However- - I will also concur with the other advise here in general, on nutrition and extra sleep. A couple ibprofin / asprin before bed helps also. And I have had good results with the wake n bake / good sex methods as well. And one last tidbit that I've heard from a couple diff. sources. Not sure HOW MUCH truth there is in it, but maybe some of you can toss in comments on it while your at it. Beer before Liquor - - never sicker !! Liquor before beer - - your in the clear ! and there is another one about beer and wine or something, but the general theme seems to be that if your going to mix your alcoholic beverages - - always have the higher alcohol content first and finish with the least alcohol content.

pdxdriver96

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Calling all dog lovers Posted: 4/5/2005 2:51:57 PM
If it's not a Terrier - - - it's just a dog !!! And of course Airedales are known as "The King of Terriers" need I say more ??

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Oral or Intercourse? Pick 1 for the rest of your life ...which ? Posted: 3/16/2005 5:07:32 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPss - - I kinda forgot to include this part - - - YX32 said: "Is this a trick question? Answering anyway...ORAL ORAL ORAL ORAL ORAL ORAL... Do you think I like ORAL? Just a little...hehehe"

pdxdriver96

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Oral or Intercourse? Pick 1 for the rest of your life ...which ? Posted: 3/16/2005 5:03:46 PM
I think perhaps it would be my pleasure to get you beyond this "like" stage and firmly into the arena of - - -LUVIN IT !

pdxdriver96

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Oral or Intercourse? Only one for the rest of your life.....what would you pick? Posted: 3/15/2005 8:14:06 PM
I'm SOOOOOOO glad this is a hypothetical situation ! But for the sake of participation ,, I would go with intercourse - - It's much better exercise ! ! !

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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should I should I???? Posted: 3/15/2005 7:54:13 PM
Don't just sit there gurl - - check it out ! Just be careful as stated above - -that you don't get played. Guys can do some pretty deceptive stuff just for a little extra sex. They will lie to themselves as well as you.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Food to cure your ills...... Posted: 3/15/2005 6:35:43 PM
Ya'll don't EVEN get me started on this subject ! I have some friends who own a natural food company located on a 2000 acre organic farm. They do not use anything BUT food and herbs for there family health plan. They are "Assurance rather than Insurance" all the way. The company offers many excellent books on topics ranging from Apple cider vinegar & biological dentistry, to vaccination deceptions & What your Dr. may NOT tell you about menopause (men on pause - -lol ) For instance, Here's a little blurb on oregano oil: Prepared Oregano has been called a medicine chest in a bottle; it is used by many to reverse numerous ailments. This herb has been commonly used for protection from infections and contagious diseases. Also garlic and raw honey have exceptional antibacterial qualities. A couple books I think everyone should read include: It's All In Your Head - - Dr. Hal Huggins - - biological dentistry Nurishing Traditions - - Sally Fallon - - Food & preperation Ten Essential Foods - - - ? ? ? - - - Foods with exceptional health benefits Ten Essential herbs same -- - - Herbs " " " " The Makers Diet Jordan Rubin - - - Dietary advise from The desinger of your body If anybody really needs to get into this topic - - hit me up on a priv. mssg.

pdxdriver96

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Music - II Posted: 3/15/2005 4:05:27 PM
Usher - - - "Yeah"

pdxdriver96

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Are you afraid of growing Old alone? Posted: 3/15/2005 4:00:09 PM
Nope ! - - not yet ! !

pdxdriver96

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Music - II Posted: 3/15/2005 3:48:24 PM
50 cent - - "In Da Club"

pdxdriver96

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Music - II Posted: 3/15/2005 3:44:57 PM
Fabolous - -"Breathe"

pdxdriver96

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Best Guitarist of All time Posted: 3/15/2005 3:26:12 PM
"Best of All time" - - ???? who can really say ? I know for a fact that there are classical and Latin / Spanish guitarists - -who's names I've never even heard, who would run with, or right away from, many of those named here so far. I think ones preferences. have a lot to do with ones answer. For me - - my favorites include: Matthias Jabbs / Rudolph Schenker Kirk Hammett / James Hetfield Seve Via Eddie VanHalen Randy Rhodes Richie Blackmore Jimmy Page Joe Satriani Eric Johnson Stevie Ray Vaughn Carlos Santana And I can not deny ANY greatness to Chet Atkins or Roy Clark !

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Music - II Posted: 3/15/2005 2:28:20 PM
Lil' Kim - Magic Stick

pdxdriver96

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Question for the Men re: Flirting Posted: 3/13/2005 2:24:09 PM
Underneath a shy guy can often lurk a tiger - - -once he is sure you like tigers. I concur with 'GO FOR IT' but also with being mindful of the 'Office Politics" BS. I also will add that I now of very very few men who would not be happy and probably a bit flattered to be asked out by a girl. Hope it works out 4ya

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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It's a turn off when men initiate ALL of the time Posted: 3/9/2005 5:17:28 PM
^^^^^^^ Hey - -I've been with more than a few women who would initiate almost all the time if you let them or didn't beat them to it. But I've also been with those who rarely would initiate and where pretty shy about it when they did - - -and yes - - for me - - that's a serious turn off.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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the absolute HOTTEST thing a woman can do! Posted: 3/9/2005 1:53:34 PM
I gotta say - - missie is on target ! (no punn) For the girl to be seathing hot with passion, lust dripping from her lips and a look that simply says - - YOUR TOAST ! When in the middle of a hard pounding she pulls herself off me, and goes down on me, then gets it back in for a little more pounding - - - then goes back to the oral - - extra sloppy - - and then has me go down on her before we get back at it. YEAH - - twitch twitch throb throb and in the middle of all this, she bites my nipples really hard a few times.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Altoids and oral sex is this good? Posted: 3/9/2005 1:09:49 PM
dipped in chocolate - - what think gurlz ???

pdxdriver96

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to CONDOM or not to CONDOM Posted: 3/9/2005 12:52:37 PM
NOPE - - DON'T LIKE EM ! But until in a LTR - - U gittin da latex gurlz Astroglide Rocks !!!

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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It's a turn off when men initiate ALL of the time Posted: 3/9/2005 12:01:43 PM
^^^^^^^ kinduv a bummer dude. But sounds like major insecurities and "issues" on her part. You're probably better off in the end - - without that stuff. To bad most hot girls think that EVERY guy is constantly ready to wack off his left one and hand it to her along with his car keys and credit cards, just for some sex. But then again, toooooo many guys RRRRRRR that way. Me personally - - I'll go along with the 50 / 50 plan. I dig the "hard to get routine" and love the challenge, but I also love it when she can read me just enough to know that I want it - - - and she chases and teases me, and let's me know that she's out 2 get me good.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 10:11:15 AM
Just one more thing ! This thread serves a great opp. for me - - since I am kinda new in the forums - - to use it as an example for the girls on this site who wanna know more about me. - - Thanks again LA - - Any girl who finds this topic "gross" - - PLEEEEEZE don't email me ! Any girl who is embarrassed by this topic - - -maybe we could still talk - - but U'd haftaB seekin help from me for Ur condition -- - -not tryin 2 get me 2 C-it Ur way. Da wetter we lether get'r da better !!!

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:46:34 AM
And by the way ! There ought not be any hate'n goin on in here. If your opinion is counter to the flow of the thread - - GREAT - - it just keeps things even more interesting. Just don't be diss'n on anyone else for thier opinion or who they are. Everyone should feel welcome to express themselves regardless of which side of the topic they take. Hey - - if it's all U - -do it man ! Just realize that some will ALWAYS get more graphic than others are comfortable with. Those of you who are more on the squeemish side (AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ! ) don't go actin all surprised and offended about the graphics. Especially on - - - of all adult topics,,, - - sex. PLeeeeeeze But then again, maybe in the end, it's best for all of us to know up front - - that's how ya R ! - - my 2cents.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:30:10 AM
Think I got the whole thing figured out - - I tried to use the symbol for "at" instead of spelling it - - at in the second part of my post. Guess ya can't use that one. - - - - - - Guess that's how they block most addresses and "other site" info.

pdxdriver96

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:23:48 AM
I'll confess -dmn IT ! after reading the whole thread, Rocky was - - - well - like a rock, and his 2 cousins wuz ALL up tight about it. Yo Leather - - - pointin da magic stick at U baby gurl, with a slight squint in his eye, he blows a soft kiss from the tip of his fingers* GREAT thead - -

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:21:06 AM
Desafortunadamente,, I have never been blessed with this awesome experience. Seen it in videos a few times and the thought makes me just crazy for it. I've been with girls that always got wet like a sponge under water. In fact my feeln'z R= == if U Rn't drippin - -U don't gitcha ur dippin. I always figure action speaks louder than words - - -Ya gotta SHOW ME just how bad you want it, make me know it gurl.

pdxdriver96

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:19:25 AM
Very interesting - - - - ????

pdxdriver96

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WHO HERE LOVES IT WET! Posted: 3/9/2005 9:18:42 AM
Test Test - - -I have tried 3 times now to post a comment in this thread and it's not making it on the board - - - wuzzzzzz up widat ? ? ?

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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nipples Posted: 3/8/2005 11:46:31 AM
What makes nipples REALLY hot to me, is the fact that they are wired directly to the brain - - - the greatest sexual organ of all ! I love pierced nipples - - that Rocks.

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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Smokers and Society Against Cancer Sticks Posted: 2/1/2005 4:12:10 PM
Rocket fuel ! Damn dude - - -no wonder the price on them is going thru the ceiling !

pdxdriver96

Joined: 6/2/2004

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What are the truly free sites? Posted: 2/1/2005 3:29:25 PM
I agree 100% This IS a great site with GREAT people. If we want it to remain totally free but to grow - - it is totally up to us to spread the word. Word of mouth is not only the oldest, but still remains by far the most effective means of advertising. It is perhaps a little slower- - but much more efficient. I work for a natural food company that does home delivery - - azurestandard.com that started literally in a bedroom and an equiptment shed on a farm, has never spent a dime on advertizing and is now a 15-20 million dollar /yr. company. The driving force behind all network marketing companys and the 1000's who now make very hansome incomes from home is again - - WORD OF MOUTH ! It works and it works very well, but does require consistant and sustained effort. Just start talking about it whenever the opp. arises - - -like a great movie you just saw !

pdxdriver96

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WHAT IS BUSH’S REAL GOAL IN IRAQ? Posted: 12/18/2004 9:21:47 PM
Bush and his administration or any other president/administration in recent history is just one of many evil minions of Edomite/Jewish world power bent on total control and domination. - - - The saga of Jacob and Esau continues . . . . as God said it would.

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