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 Author Thread: would you date someone who is handicaped?
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 287 (view)
 
would you date someone who is handicaped?
Posted: 12/19/2005 11:21:16 AM
Personally I've been looking for a quadruple amputee to date......you know.....a spinner !
HAPPY CHRISTMASKWANZACHAUNNAKA EVERYONE!
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Kids say the darndest things LOL
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:48:10 AM
Ture story here :

My friend was going shopping at Walmart, and taking her 4 year old son with her. Before leaving the house she asked him to remind her to pick up some hangers and rubberbands.Well,of course she forgot to get them, and as they're standing in the check out line of a very crowded store, the kid blurts out really loud , " Mommy, did you remember to get the hookers and the rubbers? " I almost peed myself when she told me this..funny S**T , eh
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 41 (view)
 
finish my limerick!!!!
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:39:13 AM
There once was a man names Scwartz
Whose penis was covered with warts
When he went to play
The wimmin loved him anyway
Because Mr. Scwartz always came in quarts!

Am I in the worng infomercial again???
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Cmon guys! A bit more originality please!
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:35:26 AM
You mean to tell me that you've Never had a sunset picnic with sushi and wine at the ocean and stayed there and made love with the moonlight reflecting off the waves , listening to the pounding ....uhm........surf. Daaaaaaaaamn , I love living down the shore !!!
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 64 (view)
 
Tell Me A Dirty Joke
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:29:39 AM
Why does a dog lick himself? ........Because he can't make a fist !



Married guy joke : What's the difference between a boner and a bonus?............. My wife will blow the bonus :(
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 128 (view)
 
How much of a Freak are you?
Posted: 12/19/2005 12:16:35 AM
You scored a 83.54%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610073777674%.
676763 people have taken this test to date.

Rut-roh ......... I'm not really bad , I'm just drawn that way,I swear
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Do people really know much about sex!!!!
Posted: 12/18/2005 6:40:04 PM
Hellava a question! Write me back when you learn what the Bartholin gland is :)
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 32 (view)
 
flaccid blow job Vs hard pomping one?
Posted: 12/18/2005 6:32:39 PM
What can I say............wake me up like that and the rest of the day totally belongs to YOU!
 1goodmanishere
Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Plz help.What do I do??
Posted: 12/7/2005 9:08:30 AM
Why women are constantly attracted to the "bad boy " losers and continually repeat making the same mistakes over and over in their chioce of men is way beyond me. I suppose some just don't want to learn ,or perhaps it's a bad habit they can't break. There are lots of good men out there who do have a bad boy side ;) . If you keep desiring losers , accept them for what they are and get on with your life. If he isn't calling you, then he's gotten what he wanted and isn't interested in you. That doesn't mean you have to keep acting like a lost puppy without him.
 
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