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superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 256 (view)

Do you wish the worst for your ex? Posted: 11/5/2008 5:43:34 PM
even if your ex was evil... wish them well... at least you don't have to put up with them.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Some men are so good - they juggle two women at once! Posted: 11/5/2008 5:41:44 PM
women are like deadly poison: you only need to handle one at a time and infrequently to keep well under the LD50.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Your Pet or YourRelationship? Posted: 11/5/2008 5:28:07 PM
i'll answer this post if you give up fifi your pet chihuaua and the internet.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 71 (view)

My best friend is a girl. Posted: 11/5/2008 5:23:58 PM
how about this: tell Kylee you just want to be friends and start sleeping with both of them.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 89 (view)

I have a relationship question. I think I'm nuts. Posted: 11/5/2008 5:10:29 PM
fine, you are nuts.

superbadzzz

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Lack of conversational skills (its all gossip) Posted: 11/5/2008 5:02:06 PM
hot blabbermouth alert! DIVE DIVE! load topedos two and three. bail before she drives you insane. if you tell her to stop talking you will instantly become satan. then she'll really have something to talk about "that nice guy i've been dating... well he's SATAN!"

superbadzzz

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When he is not ready to proposal but doesn't want to lose her Posted: 11/5/2008 4:51:31 PM
What is Kevin’s best course of action? to put on his Nikes and hope she's still in her houseshoes? or he could just break down, do what she wants, get married, have five screaming kids, trade his mustang in for a minivan, lose his close friends, become depressed, spend countless hours in Boscov's searching for the perfect shade of purple drapes, get azz raped in divorce court, and end up living on his parent's couch.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 112 (view)

How can anyone feel comfortable enough to have sex? Posted: 11/5/2008 4:31:46 PM
I want to be like Richard Simmons because he is by far the greatest Atkins diet supporter in the history of all time. haha, and his Deal-a-Meal cards are kind of catchy. I assure you that I do not eat vegetables, and as ludicrous as it may seem, I actually do believe that you suck. If vegetables weren't pleasurable for men and women, then our race would die off. It is a result of evolution that eating vegetables tastes good. Eating vegetables for pleasure's sake is what I take issue with. Simply put, like a petty dictator, I respect people a lot less when they don't share my views, when they do not have the strength and the self-discipline necessary to their primitive desires. I have no desire to nail women in their sweet juicy smooth shaven pvssies. None. I mentioned this in another thread, but it is worth repeating. How are we different from rabbits? Because we can utilize technology to change our world and control out primal desire to eat plants for the betterment of society. The more people that eat vegetables, the more vegetative they become. I can prove this using a 1992 Harvard study on remote control sales. I respect other people opinions though even if them having opinons makes me respect them less. And I'm sick of horrible dates that occur when things move in an inappropriate manner, like them ordering broccoli. Oh God, not the broccoli! I did not know about the plow situation, and I find the history of people's exploitation of vegetables to be revolting and disgusting. I'm a card-carrying member of the PETP, People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants. And i care about all plants, even poison ivy and Chia pets. It's not fair to blame vegetables for being defiled etc. I'm not that much of a heartless meat eater. All the more reason to not eat vegetables! Did I change anybodies mind? May I offer you some ham?

superbadzzz

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Msg: 70 (view)

In Love with my wife, but finances are killing me, Posted: 11/3/2008 11:48:56 AM
maybe she should run for Congress.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 41 (view)

Phone call 4 years later Posted: 11/3/2008 11:47:15 AM
it's customary to call people 4 years later... from a beach... with a pina colada in your hand.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 41 (view)

She said she dosen't need men for sex, because she has her toys Posted: 11/3/2008 11:18:16 AM
she wanted me to know that she really didn't need men for sex because she has her toys. She also asked me if I thought she was fat. this was a perfect opportunity for you to ask her if her toys thought she was fat.

superbadzzz

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How can anyone feel comfortable enough to have sex? Posted: 11/3/2008 11:10:03 AM
how can anyone feel comfortable enough to have vegetables? i admit, it's not fair for me to judge other people for what they choose to eat, it's their life. how can anyone be confortable enough to eat a "dirty weed"? i was raised in an Atkins household and i firmly believe, although i don't eat meat, that vegetables are disgusting and repulsive. a man that can conquer his desire to eat plant cell wall material is wise indeed. in the bible it states that if you seccumb to vegetables, you need be at the dinner table before engaging in non-carniverous acts. will refusing to eat vegetables be an instant appetite killer? can't we just be friends and be close without eating vegetables, or is that something that should inevitably be served? are my views going to doom me to eating alone?

superbadzzz

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Learning why some people just choose to NOT answer!! Posted: 11/3/2008 11:00:56 AM
yeah but he was actually a very nice man LOL.

superbadzzz

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Embarassing problem... Need opinions please Posted: 11/3/2008 10:55:54 AM
get it to whistle Paradise City by Guns n Roses. post it on youTube.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 63 (view)

Is partner swapping ok???????? Posted: 11/3/2008 10:49:20 AM
it's okay... if you want to end up on Jerry Springer.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 74 (view)

Guts Posted: 11/3/2008 10:40:27 AM
part of me would like to reassure you that women are NOTHING to be terrified about, but i'm afraid of ending up in Hell.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 154 (view)

3 Months, no sex? Posted: 11/3/2008 10:34:31 AM
well thank goodness she's so cool.

superbadzzz

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Disagreement - what's with the silent treatment? Posted: 11/3/2008 10:10:51 AM
i refuse to answer.

superbadzzz

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How soon can you spot a red flag Posted: 11/3/2008 10:08:30 AM
please respond faster!

superbadzzz

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older women younger men Posted: 11/3/2008 10:04:21 AM
i feel fine so long as i'm not the younger man LOL.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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why does he still lie? Posted: 11/3/2008 10:03:13 AM
i like how you wrote: "i prefer to look at the more positive aspects of his character", after calling him a liar and a cheater LOL.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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the reason why so many relationships fail theses days Posted: 11/3/2008 10:00:54 AM
when a woman e-mails me i pull my profile off to write her. i put it back up real quick once i hit send.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 155 (view)

A man who communicates his feelings... Posted: 11/3/2008 9:52:49 AM
it's better to have women think you're a creep than to open your big mouth and have it confirmed.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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why men run away when they see a pic Posted: 11/3/2008 9:50:11 AM
can you put your pic back up? i just put on my running shoes.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Should a Child be allowed to win Posted: 11/3/2008 9:44:27 AM
typical: parents divorce, kid seen as trophy, kid dictates weak parent's life, kid ends up Walmart greeter. WELCOME TO WALMART! bail now. imagine what she'll be like at 18.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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what do yee think is goin on in his mind????? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:53:38 PM
what do yee think is goin on in his mind????? not much.

superbadzzz

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Do you Feel Used by Women for Sex? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:53:11 PM
do you feel like you've won the lottery... and are complaining.

superbadzzz

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Whats with women that invite their dogs into the bedroom to sleep? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:41:00 PM
let me guess, the pantry is full of Skippy.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 40 (view)

is waiting till marriage for sex dead? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:39:00 PM
how about waiting till marriage for the dead sex.

superbadzzz

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Are there any good men left? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:38:03 PM
are there any good slices left? because the ratio of people to cake is too big.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 35 (view)

Giving out IM handle too personal? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:32:05 PM
i'd answer your post but giving out advice is just too personal.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 318 (view)

Women...would you pay for sex with a man? Posted: 9/18/2008 7:24:26 PM
that's like asking a man if he'd pay for nagging and complaining.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 191 (view)

I hate it when men do this during lovemaking Posted: 9/18/2008 7:17:55 PM
i am waiting for the third guy and the punchline.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 2983 (view)

GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage? Posted: 9/18/2008 6:57:22 PM
GUYS!!! If you met the perfect sandwich, could you wait till 2012 to eat it?

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Does the shrink ever help? Posted: 9/18/2008 6:50:04 PM
the shrink tells you "you're the problem" and you pay off his porsche. sounds fair.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Opposite Sex Friends question Posted: 9/18/2008 6:37:36 PM
"you have nothing to worry about" TRANSLATION: you definitely have something to worry about.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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ladies, just what do you consider to be a real man.???????????? Posted: 9/17/2008 8:08:43 PM
it takes a real man to cry, but it takes an even realer man to laugh at that man.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 78 (view)

How long can you go without sex or masturbation? Posted: 9/17/2008 8:05:52 PM
how many are doing it while reading this thread.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 43 (view)

Women who feel they are giving sex in return for something bigger! Posted: 9/17/2008 8:03:03 PM
would you like no sex life? marry her.

superbadzzz

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-Walking a Mile In someone's shoes- Posted: 9/17/2008 7:56:32 PM
i'm old fashioned and call sh!t "sh!t" when i see, um... sh!t.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage? Posted: 9/15/2008 9:39:56 PM
just fly her to vegas and get elvis to marry you.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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PLAYERS DECODED Posted: 9/15/2008 9:30:02 PM
some people tend to form positive memories and others negative.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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I think my SO's child may be autistic Posted: 9/15/2008 8:50:38 PM
advice: discuss with doc a gluten/casien (wheat/milk) free diet, get a hair test for heavy metals, and blood test for food allergens at Genova Diagnostics.

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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do u ever get tired of meeting liars? Posted: 9/15/2008 5:02:45 AM
no. i really love meeting liars.

superbadzzz

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I went out with the devils daughter Posted: 9/15/2008 4:35:01 AM
gosh and she sounded like such an angel.

superbadzzz

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Should I let her beat me? Posted: 9/15/2008 4:33:46 AM
don't try to cover it up, we all know she beat you.

superbadzzz

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Msg: 119 (view)

boytoy??? Posted: 9/15/2008 4:14:21 AM
why not, your one and only is out there banging his girltoy.

superbadzzz

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More experiences Posted: 9/15/2008 4:04:35 AM
would anything good come of telling a little kid there is no Santa?

superbadzzz

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Tattoos on the breasts Posted: 9/15/2008 3:52:06 AM
but it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here i haven't a clue

superbadzzz

Joined: 8/16/2008

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Dominance in males Posted: 9/15/2008 3:44:59 AM
i'm vying for alpha j*ackass.

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