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Joined: 8/16/2008

Msg: 69 (view)

Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/25/2008 9:11:44 PM
hmmm...well THAT works! how's that for a pick up line.... I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong~! (people tend to help the helpless, "new in town" types

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/25/2008 9:07:40 PM
:modhammer: I don't know why, but I am unable to add a message here? I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong....

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/24/2008 7:12:24 AM
This allows you to quote a previous post. Thank you so much VVendy~! It worked! I copied the This allows you to quote a previous post. to the message box, clicked paste and "voila" it works. I love to be able to say, I learned something new every day...ven if it's a tiny thing like THIS~! Back on topic: In here, its the common....OK! We've done the message thing, how's about we talk "real life". Have any of you given/received more fun ones than that?

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/23/2008 7:54:12 AM
oops~! guess I couldn't figure it out either. even checked the ForumL most recently asked questions....wow...lot's to sift thru~!

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/23/2008 7:45:43 AM
good question...let's see if this works

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 8/23/2008 7:43:15 AM
I saw one yesterday that made me laugh ... Hell was full,..so I'm baa-aa--aack~!

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 8/21/2008 7:06:25 PM
These were on another thread as Song Titles Humour: but I think they'd fit as buttons also! It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better I'll Marry You Tomorrow, Let's Honeymoon Tonite I'm So Miserable Without You , It's Like You're Still Here! My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him She got The Ring and I got The Finger others: Stick around.... you get better after every beer! Don't get mad, get even! You can't beat up every stupid person...you know h0w long that would take?

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/21/2008 6:42:35 PM
Just recently, a gentleman approached my friend in the grocery store, and asked if he could borrow her cell phone to make a local call. He seemed "nice/harmless." She assumed he probably had to call someone about which groceries to bring home. He called a buddy (guys name), thanked her and gave her back her phone. Then he said she was very nice, he was new to the area, told her his name, and asked her name. Next he told her, he actually called his own place, and would love to take her out for coffee some time~! If she was interested, she could just call his number, already on her phone~! Now, she wasn't interested in the guy, as she had a boyfriend, but we both thought that pick up line....was smoooooooth~!

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True Humour Stories to Share Posted: 8/21/2008 6:08:11 PM
OH~! Quick funny TRUE story. My previous mother-in-law apparently liked to move furniture, once in awhile. Well, one day she decided to move all the bedroom furniture! You guessed it. Her husband came home late one night from work. Decided, since his wife was in bed, to NOT put the light on, and be respectful of her sleeping. He took off all his clothes in the dark, and jumped into bed...Only it wasn't there~! LMAO Of course, the crash of him hitting the floor, almost gave her a heart attack, and him too~! ( I always wonder about those few seconds of falling....LOL) After he got over the shock, he told his wife, he was even MORE scared...before the lights came on...that he was in the WROOOOOONG HOUSE~!

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What is with rearranging furniture? Posted: 8/21/2008 6:04:17 PM
OH~! Quick funny TRUE story. My previous mother-in-law apparently like to move furniture, once in awhile. Well, one day she decided to move all the bedroom furniture! You guessed it. Her husband came home late one night. Decided, since his wife was in bed, to NOT put the light on, and be respectful of her sleeping. He took off all his clothes in the dark, and jumped into bed...Only it wasn't there~! LMAO Of course, the crash of him hitting the floor, almost gave her a heart attack, and him too~! ( I always wonder about those few seconds of falling....LOL) After he got over the shock, he told his wife, he was even MORE scared...before the lights came on...that he was in the WROOOOOONG HOUSE~!

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What is with rearranging furniture? Posted: 8/21/2008 5:58:25 PM
I had a girl friend that moved her furniture around all the time, especially her living room. I'd say she moved all her living room furniture once a month. I mean everything, the couches, the wall units..... Many years later I happened to talk to a gentleman that was a psychiatrist, we somehow got on the topic. His answer made perfect sense to me. It is as follows: People who are unhappy with their life, will move their furniture around. People who feel they should have accomplished more in life. People who can not afford to get away on the vacation of their dreams, or just simply get away from their "mundane" life (in their subconscious opinion) will move furniture. MOSTLY...by people, he means WOMEN...most men, typically don't do this.

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 8/21/2008 5:40:20 PM
"If I can't afford a psychiatrist, I'll come to you!" "You enter the world alone. you leave the world alone, everything else is cheap entertainment!" "I'm having a great day, don't ruin it!" "I put you in this world, I can take you out" (when kids drive u crazy - Bill Cosby) "Don't MAKE me come over there!" ( you can take this clean, mean, or dirty) Does your Boss know you work here? Do you know you work here? Does ANYONE know you work here? Hey, I'm here for the coffee! OK...where's the elevator that goes sideways? OMG! Where am I, and who are you~! Lookin' for the FAST Lane... Am I still here? Do you not SEEEE my blond hair? ( I use this statement to my advantage whenever I feel like it, too tired, too lazy, don't give a S**T days) So tell me.... R U like...a Rubiks cube?.... ...... ( my daughter's in rugby - needed slogans for sweatshirts)...we came up with these... two terms I learned are SCRUM and RUCK for rugby....) We don't give a RUCK Don't RUCK with us Scrum. Ruck, Scrum, Ruck....say it faster 'n faster.. it went downhill from there....LOL

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 8/21/2008 5:18:50 PM
this could be on a button. I bought a T-shirt for my daughter that said: Yes~! My number is 1-800-get-lost~! (hey, a parent has to look out for their kids~! lol)

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song stuck in your head ...part 2 Posted: 8/20/2008 5:24:50 AM
Hey, came in yesterday, fluked onto a "thread" started by "UrsulaMajor". Yes because we have the same first name, I read the thread. She was commenting on the song"Keep, keep bleeding" being stuck in her head.... I woke up this morning...and now that song IS STUCK IN MY HEAD~! OMG...it must be contagious.... The song never ends, I've tried to focus on "hearing a dfferent song" like flipping a mental channel....DOESN'T WORK~! HELP~!...oh, and it's such a stupid song...of course I don't own it. Apparently, if you listen to it beginning to end..it';ll go away? Serious? I don't want to buy such a STUPID song~! sigh This is what happens when u select a "thread" because fo a NAME~! Ok, she's not blond, I'm not really that dumb...but I am blond....maybe I am......"keep, keep bleeding.....what a stupid thing to say....she never stops bleeding ..if she's bleeding...she should start having a difficult time singing? keeeeep, keep bleeding...sob Now I have to go to work.....and the song will keeep, keep bleeding.......someone said it's a wormhole, someone else called it an earhole...I call it a mental broken record. This is what happens when the song is too repetitive....this is the song that never ends

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