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Your FISH

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Your FISH tells some good ones Posted: 4/27/2007 11:08:57 AM
A guy goes to the doctors and complains "One of my testicles has turned blue". The doctor examines him and says that he will have to have it removed. "Are you crazy?" exclaims the guy "I can't have it off." "Do you want to die" says the doctor? So he agrees to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after the operation he comes back complaining that the other testicle is also now blue. So again the doctor examines him and advises him to have it off. After some persuading he finally agrees. But again in two weeks he reappears at the doctors. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue". After thorough examination the doctor gives him the bad news that his penis has to come off. "But how do I pee?" he asks. "We will install a plastic pipe and there'll be no problem" So the penis is removed and a while after the operation the guy returns yet again and is very angry. "The plastic pipe turned blue. Can you tell me what the hell's happening?" So the doctor examines the patient more carefully this time and says "Hmmmmmmm, I think it's the dye from your jeans.........." SORRY GUYS

Your FISH

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Your FISH tells some good ones Posted: 4/27/2007 10:30:46 AM
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to a nice young girl. After a while she starts to smell a horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to him and says "Excuse me mister, but did you just shit yourself?" The drunk replies "Yes girl, I have indeed shit myself". The girl says "Well why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?" The drunk says "Cos I'm not finished yet".

Your FISH

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Msg: 935 (view)

THE TWELVE DAY OF CHRISTMAS Posted: 4/27/2007 10:29:38 AM
14 Dec Dearest Dave, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't be more surprised. With dearest love and affection Debbie 15 Dec Dearest Dave Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I am delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love Debbie 16 Dec Dearest Dave Oh aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three French Hens. They are just darling but I must insist .... you're too kind. Love Debbie 17 Dec Dear Dave, Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately Debbie 18 Dec Dearest Dave What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly Dave all those squawking birds are starting to get on my nerves. All my love Debbie 19 Dec Dear Dave When I opened the door there were actually six geese a laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh? These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbours are complaining and I can't sleep through the noise. PLEASE STOP! Cordially Debbie 20 Dec Dave, What's with you and those birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of a joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never stop the noise. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep at night. IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! So stop with the birds. Sincerely Debbie 21 Dec Okay smart ass. I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids a milking but to bring their own cows. There is manure all over the lawn and I can’t move in my own house. Just stop it now Debbie 22 Dec Hey shithead What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there’s nine pipers playing. And do they play? They haven’t stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over the screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbours have started a petition to evict me. You’ll get yours. From Debbie 23 Dec You rotten bastard Now there’s ten ladies dancing – I don’t know why I call them ladies. They’ve been with those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can’t sleep and they’ve got diarrhea. My living room is a river of brown. The Health Department is trying to evict me. Debbie 24 Dec Listen, creep What’s with the 11 lords a leaping on those maids and the aforementioned ladies? All 234 of the birds are dead. They have been trampled to death. I hope you’re satisfied, you rotten swine. Your sworn enemy Miss Debbie Brown 25 Dec (from the law offices of Taeker & Baeger Solicitors) Dear Sir, This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client Miss Debbie Brown. The destruction of course was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Brown at Happy Dale Sanitorium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

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Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G & H are the letters to define bra sizes? Posted: 4/27/2007 10:14:09 AM
A) Almost boobs B) Barely there C) Can't complain D) Dang! DD) Doubel Dang!! E) Enormous F) Fake G) Get a reduction H) Help me, I've fallen over and can't get up

Your FISH

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Msg: 933 (view)

Here is a great one for the guys; Posted: 4/27/2007 10:13:15 AM
HERE IS A GUIDE TO THE POINT SYSTEM SCORING POINTS WITH GIRLS SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed +1 point You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows -1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -2 You leave the toilet seat up -5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty +5 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5 ....................in the rain +8 ....................but return with beer -1 ....................and no panty liners -25 You check out a suspicious noise at night +1 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5 You pummel it with a six iron golf club +10 ....................it's her cat -40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party 0 You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a school drinking buddy -2 ..................named Tiffany -5 ..................Tiffany is a dancer -10 ..................with breast implants -20 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday +1 You buy a card and flowers +2 You take her out to dinner +5 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +10 ......................Okay it is a sports bar -10 .......................and it's all-you-can-eat night -20 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team -30 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a mate 0 The mate is happily married +1 The mate is single -10 He drives a Ferrari -20 With a personalised licence plate (GR8 NBED) -30 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie +2 You take her to a movie she likes +5 You take her to a movie you hate +8 You take her to a movie you like -5 It's called Death Cop III -10 With features Cyborgs that eat humans -20 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -30 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticable pot belly -5 You develop a pot belly and exercise to get rid of it +10 You develop a pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30 You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too" -100 THE BIG QUESTION She asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding -10 You reply "Where?" -35 You reply "No, I think it's your a***" -100 COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem You listen, displaying a concerned expression +1 You listen, for over 30 minutes +5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50 You have fallen asleep -200 IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk -100 You don't talk -100 You spend time with her -100 You don't spend time with her -100 You are seen enjoying yourself -100

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Will putting our best pics get the best match over 45? Posted: 4/27/2007 9:51:16 AM
Ladydragon your pic is blury. I think a new clearer picture would be better for you. A nice outdoors shot of your smiling face. Smiling faces always interest me and I think they are nicer.

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We DO need men. Posted: 4/20/2007 3:11:54 AM
I like challenges, adventures and interesting men. I think we underestimate how much we need men. I think they are essential to a life that is entertaining and full of fun. Think of how boring life would be without them. :)

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Re: Guys on POF Posted: 4/20/2007 3:05:08 AM
I don't chat much online, but when I do there are pauses between replies because I am doing some research online, talking to my other friends online or watching TV while chatting, writing emails and even eating dinner or getting a drink. Sometimes I even need to go to the loo.....

Your Fish

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What is sex to you? Posted: 10/20/2006 7:32:21 PM
Sex is just the best thing on the planet.......that's why we are all so obsessed by it.....mmmmmmmm

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BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! Posted: 10/20/2006 7:20:19 PM
Where are you cute guys responding to this, or all the cute girls will not want to turn up!!!! Let's see some pics guys..........

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BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! Posted: 10/20/2006 7:17:13 PM
Party at Brisbane Southbank sounds cool and I like the Fish Signs. My sign is Your Fish!!! Let's do it then. We should get a date in everyone's mind and stick to it. Maybe see what night is best or day eg Saturday or Sunday........

Your Fish

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Have you ever been embrassed by a screamer? Posted: 10/15/2006 4:41:27 AM
"I think a loud and passionate response is a big turn on. if you can get someone to that point, pat yourself on the back." Well I love to scream, just can't help myself........mmmmmmmm

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BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! Posted: 9/24/2006 5:40:09 AM
It would be great to meet some guys from Brisbane. So how about meeting at the beach everyone....... sounds hot to me......

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Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!! Posted: 9/24/2006 5:29:52 AM
Here is a great one for the guys; HERE IS A GUIDE TO THE POINT SYSTEM -SCORING POINTS WITH CHICKS SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed +1 point You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows -1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -2 You leave the toilet seat up -5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty +5 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5 ....................in the rain +8 ....................but return with beer -1 ....................and no panty liners -25 You check out a suspicious noise at night +1 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5 You pummel it with a six iron golf club +10 ....................it's her cat -40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party 0 You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a school drinking buddy -2 ..................named Tiffany -5 ..................Tiffany is a dancer -10 ..................with breast implants -20 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday +1 You buy a card and flowers +2 You take her out to dinner +5 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +10 ......................Okay it is a sports bar -10 .......................and it's all-you-can-eat night -20 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team -30 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a mate 0 The mate is happily married +1 The mate is single -10 He drives a Ferrari -20 With a personalised licence plate (GR8 NBED) -30 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie +2 You take her to a movie she likes +5 You take her to a movie you hate +8 You take her to a movie you like -5 It's called Death Cop III -10 With features Cyborgs that eat humans -20 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -30 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticable pot belly -5 You develop a pot belly and exercise to get rid of it +10 You develop a pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30 You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too" -100 THE BIG QUESTION She asks "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding -10 You reply "Where?" -35 You reply "No, I think it's your a***" -100 COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem You listen, displaying a concerned expression +1 You listen, for over 30 minutes +5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50 You have fallen asleep -200 IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk -100 You don't talk -100 You spend time with her -100 You don't spend time with her -100 You are seen enjoying yourself -100

Your Fish

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Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!! Posted: 9/24/2006 5:10:36 AM
Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G & H are he letters to define bra sizes? A) Almost boobs B) Barely there C) Can't complain D) Dang! DD) Doubel Dang!! E) Enormous F) Fake G) Get a reduction H) Help me, I've fallen over and can't get up I dang like this one......

Your Fish

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Someone asked me what I absolutely had to have in a relationship Posted: 9/22/2006 6:40:45 AM
Some people just have this magnetism to them and you find yourself being drawn in and you can't control it. That is what I want in a man part of any good relationship. I had one like that a year or so ago and I still think of him. Was young and gorgeous. I guess I am still looking for him (in an older style now) the reason we broke up .. he was 29yrs younger than me. But I still love him. He was the most (mentally) mature man I ever met.

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X-Mas how many will be spending it single? Posted: 12/10/2005 6:36:20 PM
Hey misfit go read the jokes Forum as I posted some good ones. Tell them at dinner and they will think your great and not a misfit at all

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X-Mas how many will be spending it single? Posted: 12/10/2005 6:18:43 PM
Misfit ... stop thinking of yourself as a misfit as we are all in someway misfits.... we don't fit into the normal couple zone.... your lucky at least you have a family ... some people have none. Most of my family are dead. I just have one son to visit at Xmas who is all I need to have a great one.

Your FISH

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When the girl wants to be JUST FRIENDS Posted: 12/10/2005 5:47:22 PM
Had to add this Cusack - You wanted to know how to get over her. You may never but you can make it hurt less............ FIRST stop waiting around to pick up the pieces when the other relationship ends. If she gets hurt she may turn to you out of convenience. Do you want to be her convenience? YOUR TOO GOOD FOR HER! STOP HOPING SHE WILL FALL FOR YOU when its over with him SHE WONT! What she will do is use you until someone else comes along and then you will be again standing on the sidelines looking and wishing it were you. SECOND realise that you must never see or talk to her again. NEVER EVER .....You can not be friends. It does not work. Every day you get through without seeing her or talking to her is one step closer to surviving it THIRD dont compare every girl you meet to her and how wonderful she was and how she made you feel......cos how wonderful was she really (get mad at what she did to you) if she was so great she would still be with you. If you do compare other girls to her or her memory ... it will ruine any chance you have to meet the person who is right for you START MOVING ON TODAY I have been through it and I just take it one day at a time

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When the girl wants to be JUST FRIENDS Posted: 12/10/2005 5:10:31 PM
Hi Cusack It was probably not your fault it was probably just the chemistry wasnt there for her but she should have been honest with you and told you from the beginning instead of stringing you on for so long. Thats just cruel. Hope you find someone who appreciates and loves you cos you seem a great guy. Bye and goodluck CJ

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Favorite joke... Posted: 11/24/2005 8:36:15 AM
This one might make the guys a little uncomfortable..... A guy goes to the doctors and complains "One of my balls has turned blue". The doctor examines him and says that he will have to have it removed. "Are you crazy?" exclaims the guy "I can't have it off." "Do you want to die" says the doctor? So he agrees to having his testicle removed. But two weeks after the operation he comes back complaining that the other testicle is also now blue. So again the doctor examines him and advises him to have it off. After some persuading he finally agrees. But again in two weeks he reappears at the doctors. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue". After thorough examiniation the doctor gives him the bad news that his penis has to come off. "But how do I pee?" he asks. "We will install a plastic pipe and and there'll be no problem" So the penis is removed and a while after the operation the guy returns yet again and is very angry. "The plastic pipe turned blue. Can you tell me what the hell's happening?" So the doctor examines the patient more carefully this time and says "Hmmmmmmm, I think it's the dye from your jeans.........."

Your FISH

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Favorite joke... Posted: 11/24/2005 8:21:41 AM
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to a nice young girl. After a while she starts to smell a horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to him and says "Excuse me mister, but did you just shit yourself?" The drunk replies "Yes girl, I have indeed shit myself". The girl says "Well why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?" The drunk says "Cos I'm not finished yet".

Your FISH

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Favorite joke... Posted: 11/24/2005 8:08:58 AM
This is a long one but a good one for Christmas: The 12 days of Christmas... Imagine if it really happened.... 14 Dec Dearest Dave, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't be more surprised. With dearest love and affection Mabel 15 Dec Dearest Dave Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I am delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love Mabel 16 Dec Dearest Dave Oh aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity. Three French Hens. They are just darling but I must insist .... you're too kind. Love Mabel 17 Dec Dear Dave, Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately Mabel 18 Dec Dearest Dave What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly Dave all those squawking birds are starting to get on my nerves. All my love Mabel 19 Dec Dear Dave When I opened the door there were actually six geese a laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh? These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbours are complaining and I can't sleep through the noise. PLEASE STOP! Cordially Mabel 20 Dec Dave, What's with you and those birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of a joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never stop the noise. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep at night. IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! So stop with the birds. Sincerely Mabel 21 Dec Okay smart a* I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do with eight maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and eight maids a milking but to bring their own cows. There is manure all over the lawn and I can’t move in my own house. Just stop it now Mabel 22 Dec Hey shithead What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there’s nine pipers playing. And do they play? They haven’t stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are upset and are stepping all over the screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbours have started a petition to evict me. You’ll get yours. From Mabel 23 Dec You rotten stard Now there’s ten ladies dancing – I don’t know why I call them ladies. They’ve been with those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can’t sleep and they’ve got diarrhea. My living room is a river of brown. The Health Department is trying to evict me. Mabel 24 Dec Listen, creep What’s with the 11 lords a leaping on those maids and the aforementioned ladies? All 234 of the birds are dead. They have been trampled to death. I hope you’re satisfied, you rotten swine. Your sworn enemy Miss Mabel Brown 25 Dec (from the law offices of Taeker & Baeger) Dear Sir, This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client Miss Mabel Brown. The destruction of course was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Brown at Happy Dale Sanitorium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. TOLD YOU IT WAS LONG BUT HAS A CHRISTMAS FLAVOUR - HO HO HO

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Msg: 194 (view)

Does sex get better with age Posted: 11/24/2005 5:37:43 AM
Having had spunky younger guys and nice mature men, I think it definitely depends on the person. I personally believe that some are just born exquisite lovers and some are born (what's the word I am looking for here?) **** My ex-husband had no libido (slept all the time) so I learned where to buy the cheapest batteries

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Cleavage or no cleavage???? Posted: 11/15/2005 5:06:03 AM
Sometimes I can help showing my cleavage as "my girls" just pops out without warning.

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Older women, not wanting to date men their age. Posted: 11/12/2005 12:27:00 AM
I have been with younger guys for the last 10 yrs. Well just to let you know what we talk about. We talk about the future directions in life we may take, our careers, about investing our hard earned money in property, shares etc. We talk about what movies, music and sexual positions we like. We talk about why relationships work or dont work and of our future apart which we know is inevitable and who we see as a perfect match. We talk about " I wish you were older" and "I wish you were younger" because we are so in tune and so we value every day together because we know it is not forever. And I think that we really see why women like younger guys because they value each meeting, encounter as if it was the last one and make it special every time. Older guys may learn something from that. As younger guys can learn from older ones. Life is too short to worry about age SO just enjoy each other is my philosophy.

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I need advice on a very unusual issue Posted: 11/11/2005 10:00:52 PM
Just be with someone you like dont worry about the age. You can have some great experiences.

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I need advice on a very unusual issue Posted: 10/22/2005 8:33:40 AM
I am 52 and have some great times with guys younger. At 42 when I first became single the first guy was 21.. 21 years younger and we were together for 18mths and we had a great time until his mother found out. We went motor bike riding together. On hol to the Gold Coast in Qld and had the best time. We were really compatible and we both knew it was not forever. The next younger guy was 16 yrs younger and this lasted 5 and half yrs and we were going to get married but he was not ready to commit. Since then I have been out with many guys younger and not one older. Last one was 29 yrs younger for 7 mths and I really liked him a heap and we had the best time. So you can be with someone your own age and not be happy and then you can be someone years different and be completely happy. Those that knock it haven't tried it or just didn't find the right person. So you never know KRONIK there must be some other woman out there just like me. I am in Australia, so maybe you can fly over sometime.

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Guys, help me out Posted: 10/22/2005 8:06:12 AM
I have put down normal, as there is no curvacious, flat stomach, a few imperfections but go to the gym to try to rid myself of these. I consider this normal for a woman. She should have nice breasts, be healthy and fairly fit but no overdo it. So I consider I am normal. I am not skinny...(no breasts), athletic... (go to the gym everyday and are really buff.) or ....overweight (where one can't get out of the chair without help)..... So what is normal? As far as putting your weight on your profile.... in Australia we use kgs and other countries use lbs. So this doesn't help if you don't have a clue what lbs is. I know I am normal also because men confuse me sometimes ....as they don't talk the same as women, so being on here is really an education for me. Since when is "CHEMISTRY" a dirty word?????????? Smile....

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what if a guy has hair on his chest? Posted: 10/22/2005 7:26:58 AM
I love a hairy chest. It's the best. I love running my fingers through his chest hair...... but I was into teddy bears when I was a kid and not dolls.... so maybe that's why. Give me hairy every time.

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How do you find a nice guy not just after one thing? (locked) Posted: 10/22/2005 6:54:16 AM
Most of the guys I meet all seem to be after just one thing. SEX. Yes I know I am sexy but there is more to me than just that. I want to know if all the guys on here think like that or are they really after a relationship!!!! [Lots of threads on this topic. /Forum_Moderator]

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What Do You See? Posted: 10/2/2005 5:35:30 AM
I think you are very together and know what you want, but a little worried about the weirdos out there, so thats where the caution comes in. Good for you. You have the courage to ask and that's more than most of us. Go for what you want. You will go far. Good luck.

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WOULD ANYONE CARE TO REVIEW MY PROFILE AND MAKE SUGGESTIONS? Posted: 10/2/2005 5:22:36 AM
Post your pic up front and don't be shy. Your pretty and you should show it. There are waterfalls everywhere in the world and this one is just the same as in Qld Australia where I live, so it's nothing new. So delete the scenes and go for more of you. Good luck CJ

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tell me what u think of my poem Posted: 10/2/2005 5:06:36 AM
You must have loved her very much. It's beautiful!

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What am I doing wrong Posted: 10/2/2005 4:23:44 AM
Get the most flattering pic you can and post it and see what happens. If your not photogenic then try a professional studio who can do up anyone. I simply take pics of myself over and over until I get it right.

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what was the biggest age difference between couples? Posted: 10/2/2005 4:09:49 AM
I am 52 and was with a gorgeous 24 year old so that same as you 28 yrs Bye CJ

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is it so bad to want an OLDER WOMAN?? Posted: 10/2/2005 3:59:44 AM
No I have been dating younger guys for the last 10 years. I find they are so beautiful in nature and are not trying to tell you what you should and should not do. They respect you, like you for who you are, find you fascinating, even open doors, help around the house, cook you dinner as a surprise, love to make love all night. There list is too long. What's not to like!! My last "love of my life" was 24 yrs old. I am 52 yrs old. He was the sweetest man I ever met and I hope I will be over him one day. He was so beautiful both inside and out. I hope I meet someone like him someday. We were together for only 7 months but it feels like a lifetime. We just broke up a couple of months ago, because I felt too old for him (society). I lied to him and told him I was 42. He started treating me like a sole mate and introduced me to his parents. I became part of the family and I could tell it was going to go bad once the truth came out. It was wrong to lie to him but it started out as a casual thing and then he cornered me and asked my age, or he would look at my drivers licence. So I told him something he believed and he was so mad at me when he finally found out the truth. The sad thing is that I think we both fell for each other and if I had been 42 we may have still been together. He was very mature for his age and hung with his parents a lot. He did not have many friends, and was real shy and so sincere. I guess I have learned a valuable lesson --never lie to a guy about your age. Shit hits fan and lands on you and your life thus stinks!!!!!

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Msg: 25 (view)

i was 20...she was 31. Posted: 10/2/2005 3:42:59 AM
I am 52 and was with a 24 year old guy and just broke up a couple of months ago. So I guess 28 years is pretty shocking to most people, but it really depends on the people. He was the sweetest man I ever met and I hope I will be over him one day. He was so beautiful both inside and out. I hope I meet someone like him someday. We were together for only 7 months but it feels like a lifetime. Why did we part! I can get away with looking younger as don't have many wrinkles and work out etc. I admit it --it was wrong but I lied to him and told him I was 42. He started treating me like a sole mate and introduced me to his parents. It was wrong to lie to him but it started out as a casual thing and then he cornered me and asked my age, or he would look at my drivers licence. So I told him something he believed and he was so mad at me when he finally found out the truth. The sad thing is that I think we both fell for each other and if I had been 42 we may have still been together. He was very mature for his age and hung with his parents a lot. He did not have many friends, and was real shy and so sincere. I guess I have learned a valuable lesson --never lie to a guy about your age. Shit hits fan and lands on you and your life thus stinks!!!!!

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Msg: 13 (view)

my heart is destroyed Posted: 10/2/2005 3:03:58 AM
I understand the hair thing. I have long blonde hair and will not let a hairdresser touch it. I basically cut my fringe (bangs at the front) myself and its long enough to trim at the back myself. So got any good tips for those of us with long hair and longing to keep it that way?

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