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sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

Msg: 481 (view)

The Dark Side Posted: 3/4/2006 10:50:01 PM
Speculations on winters evening... Is it over when it's over, is it finished when it's done, can you surely say it's over when the darkness eats the sun. Are we wiser cuz we're older, are we better cuz we've run, from the hot and twisted metal that used to be the only one. No more crying in the distance, no more tearing on the sheets, it's the soul that gets the bruising it's the mind that feels the heat. Does the blood go right on pumping, through a heart that's black as coal, do we ever find the reason, ever stretching towards our goals. Do you know how to start over, are you sure you'll overcome, When the yelling becomes deafening and the darkness eats the sun By the way, I eat cinnamon altoids by the box. Can I get an amen?!

sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 3/4/2006 10:44:56 PM
When the songs are playing My mind feels more at ease Even though they make me cry And bring me to my knees Careful contemplation Of the tasks that lie ahead Bartered with the images That terrify my head Listen to the rythm Can't forget the rhyme When the songs are playing My tears are keeping time...

sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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why do we have to jump thru hoops? Posted: 3/4/2006 10:34:20 PM
hahahaah, I just keep going back to George Carlin......."if honesty were suddenly introduced into American society, the whole system would collapse" fits relationships too. nyuk nyuk

sardonic

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North East florida...ie jacksonville,.... Posted: 3/2/2006 7:26:18 PM
Oh, you got me there you wit master you. Guess I'll think before I write anything else from now on. You sure taught me a lesson. Thanks for that, maybe I wont' go to hell now. Then again...

sardonic

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why do we have to jump thru hoops? Posted: 3/2/2006 7:05:12 PM
Right on. Well said.

sardonic

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what ARE you looking for Posted: 2/27/2006 8:32:29 PM
I think it's called a "half-breed" in florida. nyuk nyuk.

sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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what ARE you looking for Posted: 2/27/2006 8:31:08 PM
Way to stir things up. Very nice. To quote George Carlin though, if truth and honesty were injected into American society, the whole system would collapse. Facade is all modern man (ok ok, and woman) has. Still a kickass way to wake up the dead.

sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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why do we have to jump thru hoops? Posted: 2/27/2006 8:25:24 PM
Never eat pasta while typing. My last post "Somebody" was supposed to be "Someday". Freudian? You decide.

sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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why do we have to jump thru hoops? Posted: 2/27/2006 8:23:42 PM
Hey check it out, somebody who's not a scumbag AND lives in florida. Holy crap batman. Hope you find a chicky that digs it dude. Oh, and for you assclowns that will make a comment, no I'm not gay, it's just cool to see my gender not being typical shmucks. (not that there's anything wrong with that<-pc interjection) To answer your question though, we jump through hoops because we're genetically programmed to. The dumbass gene makes us think that somebody it'll pay off. Heheh. OH, and true love is like a ghost, everybody talks about it, few have actually seen one. later.

sardonic

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Why don't men like smart women? Posted: 2/27/2006 8:11:31 PM
If I had a choice, my order of importance would be as follows: Heart (to include honesty, integrity and morals) Brains (excluding those who "think" they're smarter than they are) Soul (not the James Brown kind) Looks (let's not kid ourselves) Creativity (so I don't have to always figure out what to do) Intellect, smarts, common sense and "being smart" hold different meanings for different people, but the only men (or anyone else) that just want a barbie doll are those that can't equate relationships to anything past the materialistic rainbow. Then again, barbie must have something to have all that cool stuff, I mean, come on, she's got a dreamhouse!! Trouble is, looks and brains don't always come in the same package, and I don't judge, but I fear we must be honest and give the looks department at least some credit. I mean, I don't think I'd want to be with an unattractive rocket scientist. Then there's the school of thought that holds true no matter who you are, that beauty truly is based on the interpretation of the viewer. How true, I mean, have you seen Lyle Lovett (sp) for crying out crispies! Of course, it could all be complete bunk and just the rantings of a guy who resolved himself to finding a unicorn on a website. If that's intellectual, I'm the queen mother. Sorry for the rant. Who we talking 'bout? This isn't the Jello marketing deployment group is it? Damn the luck.

Sardonic

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North East florida...ie jacksonville,.... Posted: 1/22/2006 3:38:00 PM
It's true. All the smart people are from somewhere else.

Sardonic

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Do I ever wish, I was down South right now..... Posted: 1/22/2006 3:34:06 PM
Whatever else you do, be kind to yourself and move to SOUTH Fl. only. Most everything above the I-4 turnoff is inbred and has additional appendages not meant for humans. I think the aliens started hybrid testing in the Jacksonville area. I mean, it's cool sometimes to be able to see behind my back and all, with that 3rd eye, but the webbed feet thing kills wearing sandals.

sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/10/2005 10:29:53 AM
Sort of an allegory on life there, hmm.

Sardonic

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Daymares and Nightwails Posted: 10/9/2005 6:13:00 PM
If this forum presses on and writes stuff like this till dawn one day soon a knock you'll hear and men in white labcoats will appear to put a jacket on you tight and silence the lambs that scream at night so here we post day after day with nicknames and pictures hidden away just in case it's really true and big brother IS watching you. nyuk nyuk we're twisted, and it tastes good.

Sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/8/2005 11:27:58 PM
Cave Rabbit Little rabbit, furry, cudly cute, listen to Sardonic play a midnight flute, Love makes him bitter, love makes him cold, Cupid looks like a reaper, menacing and bold, So hop along joyfully, up and down your bunny trail, By the end of thsi story, you'll be pulled out Sardonic's tail. The ouch End (no pun intENDed) twice even.

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/7/2005 8:40:23 PM
Kick ass. Have a great time for all of us who are stuck in reality. I'm teaching a law class but my mind will be on new material for the night.

Sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/7/2005 8:38:26 PM
Holy crap. Cham, Sam too cool. Something tells me everybody here should start pooling these writes into a book. These last two are awesome. I may have to start thinking about mine now instead of just pulling a rabbit outta my, well, you know. :) Great weekend all.

Sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/6/2005 9:10:26 PM
Was that a noise you heard just now? Listen close and wipe your brow. I'm never really far away, Closer still this very day. Look in the mirror and you will see, the monster I run from sleeps with me. Never more repeats the taunt, books and movies compare the haunt. Even ravens would be proud, to see the pain beneath this shroud. Make an effort with your last breath, to cheat this demon and beat your death. The game is set, the rules are bound, you'll run from satan's hellish hound. This game you play is over now, the skill you had came from my vow. No longer strengh do you posses, no blackened power in your caress. Your victim has returned you see, to give back you back your memory. To make you see what you have done, and free the demons one by one. So while you shudder wipe your brow, and think "is that a noise I heard just now?"

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/6/2005 8:55:51 PM
I am the shadow that on souls does thrive I played around and took some lives changed the course of a thousand hearts pulled them out in little parts turned a blind eye to their howls laughed at them and gave them scowls fed on misery and on pain every loss was just my gain when they thought I was gone around a corner another pawn black cloak flowing in the night swooping down with all my might picked the strongest ones to kill weak ones never gave me thrills took the meanest and twisted changed the path of those blacklisted their endless night will see no light feel my talons grip you tight this is where your road must end these broken hearts will never mend try to run and try to hide so did the others before they died. (end with Vincent Price laughter)

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/5/2005 10:10:52 PM
OK, you guys need some rules here. Rule number 1 if I may be so bold, is to warn visitors never EVER, and I repeat EVER to be drinking soda whilst reading this thread. Thanks to sam, I felt the effervescent edge of pepsi as it cleared a path from my throat through my sinus cavity and out of my nose. Not to mention the almost choking from attempting to breathe while laughing at that last one. Classic, a treasure for sure. g'nite kids. Little birdy you're so pretty singing songs the whole day through flying deftly over lamp-posts just to bomb me with your poo.

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/4/2005 8:48:56 PM
Yep, looks like this is the place for me. By the way, anybody that can fit coffee and human gastric expulsions in the same piece of writing is ok with me.

Sardonic

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anyone looking for a friend, male female, just friendship? Posted: 10/4/2005 4:55:19 PM
Could also be that the friendships we remember in our past have changed drastically today. A handshake to most people (especially around here) doesn't mean much more than them trying to find out if you're holding something so they can scam it away. Oh, and don't even get me started on what love means anymore. Maybe we're all becoming our parents with the "back in my day" attitude. Personally, I have few friends because like love, I don't go throwing it around to just anybody. As for the becoming like my parents, hang on, I have to go yell at the chicks upstairs to turn down that damn music, then I'll be back.

Sardonic

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What music are you listening to right now......(with a twist) Posted: 10/4/2005 3:53:22 PM
Tainted Love- in my boxers.

Sardonic

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Jacksonville party anyone????????? Posted: 10/4/2005 3:43:10 PM
If anybody gets lost, just find the place with 500 guys and 2 girls.

Sardonic

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why do men just want sex Posted: 10/4/2005 3:41:00 PM
Well, one reason is because most of us are pigs. Now, for those that are not, they'll split into a couple of groups too; the ones that get so beaten by cheats that they don't know what else to do and the ones that watch too much sex in the city and think that's all women want. Then again, most people are so full of crap, that it's hard to really figure it out anyway, so I say EAT ICE CREAM.

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/4/2005 3:38:36 PM
Thanks. My motivational tools may be a little skewed, but hey, sometimes it works.

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/4/2005 3:05:22 PM
Hope this one formats right, but then again, what's right? Right? Write. Reflections on a mid-winters evening How does it feel when the skin peels off like that and all the veins are exposed Where does the pain go when there's no where left to go In waining prose it hides to leave the mind and alter sights another picture taken, soul captured Into the form you saw just years ago tell me now, how hot is hell when the lights are out and no one is watching Show me now, how cold is the mind when the heat is on and there's no air left to breathe with the last breath inward Take me back to where I was so long ago and yet I don't feel like going again when I see you there laughing crying, smiling, shouting, grasping, pulling down to depths unknown but known showing mortals fear and strengh unborn having time for the tale before demise eating apples for the taste leaving marbles on the floor to step on picking up the blood we dropped covering the dishes with care so they won't break with the dance of fools and poets and jesters and kings music and colored paper trance and pipes full of righteous things draw it up with a full quill then and tell the story of the den about to unfold with slight a fierce and a gaze that kills with pass and puts us down with every pierce who'll be left to right the song and make cave drawings until dawn and pass the story down the line so generations a fight might find and argue on every mornings dew about how we came and left and knew of things to come and things that came even when ignorance becomes a game and prose changes beats each line mocking poets and slaughtering ryhmes for fools who dare to limit life are mocked indeed within this strife to set to word the worlds revolve and show chaos where there was calm compute and think all the day long while the day ends contemplate these words count the beat and count the words 5 or 7 and more or less the count goes on as galaxies pass and Gods grow tired, being tired Gods they slow down the words and let the days pass without rhyming or counting but simply being.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/3/2005 9:02:23 PM
breathing, goatsmell (funny how that made sense before I typed it) thanks for the welcome. I hope to contribute and maybe somebody will relate as I have to others. Anyhoo, just before bed, a little off the cuff spoken: Lingering smoke and cold coffee, offensive thoughts abound in me, pull the last pins out of the wrapper, voodoo doll you look so dapper, off you go while I get some rest, tomorrow night will be your test, gonna put those pins inside, hopefully my words won't mince, cuz she'll dance like carlton from the fresh prince. oh c'mon, how many people can fit carlton from the fresh prince in a peom about a voodoo doll? Right. More sleep, less coffee.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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How Do I get Through a Divorce Without Losing it. Posted: 10/3/2005 6:37:47 PM
Step 1: Have good friends Step 2: Never listen to any advice Step 3: You're not listening to step 2, so I'll go on:: ICE CREAM Step 4: Realize you're better than whoever you're without and let them be sorry. Step 5: ICE CREAM this concludes our 5 step program on how not to lose while dropping excess baggage. One of my favorite quotes; "I lost 120 pounds last Friday night, I got dumped by my girlfriend" heh, true, but still funny.

Sardonic

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I have met Satan and she has a page on myspace. Posted: 10/3/2005 6:31:57 PM
Nah, couldn't be Satan, probably one of Satan's minions or else we'd all think we dated Satan at one time or another. Does sound like a mean little cup of poo though. I found that the best way to get over a person is (ha, some you sickos thought you knew what was coming next) to eat about a half a gallon of rocky road, drink a pot of starbuck's, smoke a nice cuban (the cigar, not meaning to kill a cuban person) and then once you're broke from all that figure out that nothing helps and just wait until the pain goes away. Good luck, and um, seriously, no more ex or current junkies, we'll file that under BIG RED WAVY LIGHTED WITH LED'S....FLAG.

Sardonic

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The Poetry Barn and Eatery Posted: 10/3/2005 4:10:01 PM
hahahaha, the love of my life takes the drill and makes me hole(ly)

sardonic

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just another Posted: 10/3/2005 11:11:55 AM
January birds Birds on a wire, singing for the day, no thoughts of malice, only yearning for May. Fly to the tree, and back to the pole, life's not meaningless, not just a black hole. Wings and a prayer, to build the right nest, and pirch on the high wire, right along with the rest, instinct will lead them, when the time is just right, to sing in the morning or sleep late at night. No war no hatred, only life on their minds, made to be different but fly with their kind, birds on a wire freedom to fly, soaring through life, so life won't pass by... The Ta][nted One

sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/3/2005 8:26:34 AM
Forever Night cont... Good morning hatred, been awhile yes, sit down, take this burden off your shoulders, let me wipe away that frown. See you dancing in the shadows, doesnt' seem that long ago, we were dancing in the limelight, where on earth does yesterday go? Feel the water, feel the sunshine, feel the razor at my feet, feel the breath ebbing away- hatred hatred you're so sweet. Good evening sorrow, where ya been this time? Walking, talking, flying, shining, making friends, with all the mimes. Come on in and douse your hunger, feed on me, I have some more, let it flow right past your hearing, lay me down show me your love, Feel the water, feel the sunshine, feel the razor at my feet, feel the breath ebbing away hatred hatred you're so sweet. Good night sunshine, you've stayed far too long, it's been fun, but times awastin', and I know I can't be wrong, take the starlight from eyes, take the wonder from my dreams, don't need the sun to shine no longer, hatred lights the way for me. Feel the water, feel the sunshine, feel the razor at my feet, feel the breath ebbing away hatred hatred you're so sweet. The Tainted One

sardonic

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/3/2005 8:23:59 AM
My thesaurus Playful recreation silent contemplation chosen isolation soulful desperation unanswered admiration forceful desolation needed sanctification dying justification secret meditation public humiliation planted jubilation upward dedication self adjudication final manifestation thoughtful termination The Tainted One

sardonic

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I hate luv! Posted: 10/3/2005 8:19:22 AM
Amen sister! Couldn't have said it better my self. I was going to add something personal, but hell, you covered all the details to perfection. Chalk another good write up to the cupid dressed in black.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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what would your dating contract be like? Posted: 10/3/2005 3:29:42 AM
Much simpler: Ok, party one (her) agrees to everything and makes the world seem a lot less full of horse hockey until such time as party one feels inconvenienced. party two (poor shmuck that believed in fairy tales) gives up his black outlook and believes until such time as his heart gets pulled out of his chest through a straw. party one then has the FWH clause, or F*** with him clause whereby she can give out little bits of hope at inopportune times just to make him hang on. party one signs in pencil, party two, here's your razor, we'll need your signature in blood. Rollins' "liar" comes to mind, but hey, nobody like bitterness.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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The Dark Side Posted: 10/2/2005 5:53:54 PM
Bloodletting Drink the scent through my pores, feel the dripping on the floor, slice so fine, if the razor's sharp, music playing, soft as harps, louder still the rain beats on, drown the tears that wrote this song, cut on cut it feels so warm, purge the evil, kill the swarm, mind is closing, feeling free, take this poison far from me, what of freedom, what of joy, should be a man, but just a boy, locked inside this tortured hell, just a knife to break the spell, when it's done, sit back, relax, knifes too small, bring on the ax, bone to bone, skin to skin, can this bloodletting be a sin... Ta][nted

Sardonic

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Darkness Posted: 10/2/2005 5:51:04 PM
Once it never took too much to get me going, but it took all hell to make me stop, never cared what was around the corner, had to make it to the final top, it was a one way ticket, but a two way hell, it was my biggest story, but there was no one I could tell. Didn't give in to the demons, made them hate my smiling face, couldn't blame it on the minions, let them lust in their disgrace. Every hour they tried to slice me, pulling at all of my hearts strings, every second kept on counting, of mice and men and all those things. It was a one way ticket, but a two way hell, it was my biggest story, but there was no one I could tell. Then the seasons just stopped changing, the music all seemed to fade away, gave the blessings to another, made mistakes along the way, ran so much the fear was gone, ran so far while I ran alone, took the smile that had been building, buried it deep beneath the stone, now it lies there slowly smirking, looking back at all the years, every second left regretting, giving way to a million tears. It was a one way ticket, but a two way hell, it was my biggest fortune, but my soul I had to sell. The Ta][nted One

Sardonic

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Just came to me Posted: 10/2/2005 2:30:19 PM
I take it by the poisonous spider in my lunch bag that you don't want me anymore. I was almost convinced by the sawed off staircase but I thought we had termites. Now I wonder if you had anything to do with the brakes going out on my car. Hey, is that an axe in your pocket or are you just glad to see me....leave. Honey, you hurt me real bad...with that hot iron to the face last week. I want to tell you that I love you, but it's hard to talk with the clothesline around my neck. I may just have to give you one more chance....because my head's still attached to my torso. Yes, I'm starting to feel that you don't want me anymore...now could you please back up.

Sardonic

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What's your favourite quote? Posted: 10/2/2005 2:24:48 PM
Funny-Love sickness is like sea sickness, you think you're gonna die and everybody around you thinks it's hilarious. Sad- to let you go is my greatest sacrifice Meaningful- True love is like a ghost, everybody talks about them but few have actually seen one.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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F*ck You! (CAUTION!! contains dirty words) Posted: 10/2/2005 12:27:51 PM
Damn, did we date the same chick? ****ing awesome.

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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Love Sucks Posted: 10/2/2005 11:02:23 AM
Love doesn't suck, people do. People with their undecisive little hangups and the fact that they like to experiment with other's emotions just to see if they like the fit. Don't blame love, it's just a fleeting concept anyway, blame people who use the word like it's a daily vitamin without knowing the effect it could have on someone else. Daily quote: To change with change is the changeless state.- taoist

Sardonic

Joined: 10/2/2005

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Cliches Posted: 10/2/2005 8:57:14 AM
I want to start a cliche thread. Since every time somebody gets their heart carved out with a blunt instrument, there's always someone clueless around to give you their advice. Here's my top two: -Love sickness is like sea sickness; you think you're going to die and everybody else thinks it's hilarious. -True love is like a ghost; everybody talks about them, but few have actually seen one.

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