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Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 24 (view)

Trapped air Posted: 12/9/2008 2:38:59 PM
It's even worse when the air gets trapped in their heads and they talk and talk and talk and can't stop till all the air is let out. This affliction is more common amongst blondes than any other type.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Are Today's relationship nothing more the a business transaction? Posted: 12/9/2008 2:37:21 PM
I'm Hijacking this Thread Since I can't seem to be able to start a new thread of my own grrrrr If someone out there wants to be kind soul and start this as a new thread for me... I'd be much obliged. Everyone knows the old adage of not getting involved in a relationship with the people you work with. How about the reverse? How about getting into a business relationship with the person whom you are dating? What are the pitfalls? (apart from the obvious) What says the peanut gallery? Smart or Dumb? What are ways to keep both separate? What are ways that this can help/hurt the relationship - romantically and businessically (LOL- Yes I made up that word).

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Women, Sex and Cars Posted: 12/9/2008 10:29:45 AM
By your theory, the Bus Driver must get laid like Wilt Chamberlain. That rumbly 10 Liter Diesel engine must really get the ladies wet. Oh wait... everyone knows that you can't get action if you take the bus so there goes that idea. Electric engines don't rumble. They kinda have a high pitched whirl. That explains why electric car sales are going down. What's the point of saving the environment if you're not gonna get laid while doing it. Anyone heard a Ferrari trying to park? It sounds more like a Milk Truck. The 3 cylinder Hyundai Accent - Yeah Right.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Does this girl deserve to be forgiven? Posted: 12/5/2008 9:28:59 AM
Ever heard the phrase "forgive and forget?" Now this is one time that you should just forgive her and then forget her. Not forgiving her would just eat into your soul and being, not forgetting her would be equally stupid. By the way, is she hot?

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Is It Possible To Become Gay? Posted: 12/4/2008 10:55:44 PM
Don't worry. You won't become gay. You're simply not fabulous enough. I'm sorry. On the plus side, being gay does have its advantages. 1. You can't get your partner pregnant. 2. Maybe in time you can learn to be fabulous too. 3. Now you can party all night every day of the week.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 57 (view)

Why Do People Give Up So Easily? Posted: 12/4/2008 8:41:34 AM
It's simple. Quit while the going is good. Stay on and he'll become a slob on the couch, she'll be come a nagging harridan. He'll get senile, she'll get fat. Why hang on to what is essentially an illusion? Sometimes it is far better to let it go and have happy memories of the time spent together.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Call Girls Vs Strippers?? What do you believe? Posted: 12/4/2008 8:38:16 AM
My money is on at least oral taking place, and therefore he cheated. I shall quote your former President: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" According to his definition, fellatio does not constitute sexual relations. So he is in the clear.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Top Gear? Posted: 12/3/2008 9:07:42 AM
Does class A guarantee that they is better quality? which is the acid that actually make you fly? Cuz me mate Dave said said he took this type and he flew all around the room and his mum told him to get some ciggies from the shop, and he flew there down Egham street and flew back and he was back in five seconds or whatever but he'd forgotten the ciggies.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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doctor who meets top gear! Posted: 12/3/2008 9:05:40 AM
Yes, but what was his time? Was he faster than the Gumpert? Don't keep us in suspense! What was the time for the TARDIS? How much is one and where can I buy it? How many lightyears per gallon? Does it require premium?

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 29 (view)

loss of a child Posted: 12/3/2008 8:39:28 AM
Move along... there are plenty of other women out there who aren't a mess. Why get involved in this? She probably isn't ready for a relationship. Not for a long time. Move along I say.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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My gf won't even let me touch her down there Posted: 12/3/2008 8:38:01 AM
Maybe she has a Penis. Wouldn't that be quite a shock and a half when you're finally allowed to do it. Heh! Good luck with getting to Third base kiddo. o/~ Don't want no more... of the crying game...

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Does No Car Mean No Action? Posted: 12/1/2008 7:18:07 PM
Thinking of Buckminster Fuller, who did the math regarding his time and expenses, and came to the conclusion is was less expensive and saved time not to own a car, and just rent one when he needed to. yeah but ol' BuckyBalls is a Greenie and EcoFreak. He was pretty much against fossil fuels. I'd rather listen to Jeremy Clarkson. In his latest column, he said: The anti-car lobby can never win its argument until it begins to understand that here in the West the car is not a tool. It is not a white good. It is not an alternative to the bus or the train. We do not buy cars like we buy dishwashers and toasters. It’s not a decision made on cost or practicality and it certainly has nothing to do with the environment. Otherwise everyone would have a Hyundai Accent with a three-cylinder diesel engine. Or a bus pass. The reason we don’t is that cars, here, are status symbols, they are penis substitutes, they are cherished members of the family, they are heart-starters, they are art, they are sex, they are glamorous, they are cool, they are something you probably don’t need. But, my God, you want one so badly that it hurts. Giving up your car is like giving up an emotion. It’s like giving up love, or happiness. And that’s why people will sell their children before they’ll sell their wheels.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Worst thing you/someone else said after sex?? Posted: 12/1/2008 12:27:01 PM
* You can stay over if you want but you'll have to sleep on the couch * Hold on, It's my boyfriend calling. I have to answer the phone. * Ok, you have to go now, my Mom is coming home. * Yeah that was weird, let's not do it again.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Not married by 30, will it happen, ever? Posted: 11/30/2008 8:04:22 PM
Is it true that if you aren't married by 30, you have like an 80% chance of being alone for life? Being single is quite different from being alone. As for that 80% chance... one can only hope :)

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Does No Car Mean No Action? Posted: 11/30/2008 2:10:11 PM
Some of the most successful men in the world with women are ugly or have no money but they all have a life of purpose and meaning, social skills, personal style, a social circle and advanced approach techniques. Well there's BillGates and...that's about it. Seriously...who would most guys rather be? Bill Gates or Hugh Hefner?

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Being the other woman Posted: 11/28/2008 11:04:45 PM
Being the other woman? I most definitely would not and I most definitely could not. Not for a lack of morals (which I probably have very little of) Not for a lack of wantonness. But simply because I'm a Man. and Hence not a Woman.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Does No Car Mean No Action? Posted: 11/28/2008 10:56:44 PM
I shall quote his Holiness Jeremy Clarkson: Any one who finds themselves on public transport after the age of 26 must consider themselves a failure. Unless You live in somewhere like NYC where owning a car just isn't worth it.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Fell asleep during sex Posted: 11/28/2008 9:36:28 AM
Just tell her that if she was any good, you would have no problems staying awake. LOL That'll shut her up real good. If you weren't supposed to fall asleep during sex, why would they call it "sleeping with someone?" Think about that!

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Can this work out if shes nearly 10 years older than me? Posted: 11/27/2008 8:41:16 AM
It won't work out but I guess you can have fun playing Daddy. And when you get bored, feel trapped, you will leave her and her baby drama behind and think "thank gawd that's over." My advice? Go for it just to get it out of your system.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 40 (view)

She doesn't want to be exclusive yet wants me to refrain from dating others Posted: 11/26/2008 8:50:22 AM
She's just checking to see if you have balls. The correct thing to do is to just say quid pro quo. If she feels she needs to keep her options open, you just might have to shop around too. Don't let anyone push you around. EVER.... Unless she's really rich and bisexual - and wants to date other women too and let's you watch. That's totally cool and kinda HOT.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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~ Should cyclists be licensed to be on the roads in big cities ~ Posted: 11/25/2008 12:43:23 PM
If you cannot see your way to share this wonderful world with your fellow man regardless of his chosen steed, you will be voted off the island. We pay...pay through our noses for the right to use the Road. If cyclists wanna use the road, they should pay for that right too

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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~ Should cyclists be licensed to be on the roads in big cities ~ Posted: 11/25/2008 3:12:33 AM
To quote Jeremy Clarkson: “Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong.”

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Humans created by Aliens: Plausible theory? Posted: 11/24/2008 1:26:53 PM
Oh I totally agree with it. This is why most Alien worlds in Star Trek, Starwars and other SciFi are populated with very human looking foreign species. It's hard enough to breed a pig and an elephant but alien species of the humanoid form easily reproduce.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 162 (view)

would you date someone who is not capable of intercourse? Posted: 11/21/2008 12:48:15 PM
What happened? She lost her genitals in a farm accident? Intercourse has more meanings than just sex. Intercourse also means the ability to hold a conversation. Would I date someone who is unable to hold a conversation? She had better be very gorgeous and very rich!

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Perfect night Posted: 11/21/2008 11:48:25 AM
AWD, midnight purple, 1001HP Bugatti Veyron. I would give your right kidney to make it happen. Yes, I'm in a relationship, but I still lust for the Bugatti Veyron. Sure she's only 47 inches tall and weighs 4,486lbs but I love her still. The Bugatti that is.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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How to Look Good Naked Posted: 11/21/2008 11:25:32 AM
flattering angles, really dim lights, a ridiculous amount of makeup, and very importantly... lots and lots and lots of mad photoshop skills. and if that fails... lower your standards a little.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Suggestions for stoveless/ovenless meals - no gas :-( Posted: 11/20/2008 10:14:35 AM
If you have a patio or balcony, consider getting a bottle gas barbeque. You can actually cook stuff in that too :) p.s. this is unfair..other people can make shorter posts but I get -Messages this short may not be posted

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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I hate being lied to Posted: 11/18/2008 10:32:56 AM
Did you cry because of what she did or because you just realized you have no balls? Oh Snap! and that's the Truth. Now dude, what girls are you gonna attract without a car or a regular job?

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Have you ever been glad a relationship ended later Posted: 11/17/2008 9:07:58 PM
All the time, baby. Even the one I thought I would marry. 3 years later and she turned out to be someone completely different from who I thought she was. She cheats on her BFs all the time and is is pretty much a gold digger.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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what is you favorite way to drink eggnog Posted: 11/17/2008 9:06:11 PM
1.I fill it in a cup 2. hold the cup to my lips 3. open my mouth like it flow into my mouth and down my throat. 4. Swallow. Rinse and Repeat. How else would you consume egg nog? shifty eyes

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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My fiance went with a hooker before he met me Posted: 11/17/2008 9:02:25 PM
£20 for a handjob and he didn't even get off? Oh man! that's worse than an unfulfilling date. I don't see why the police were involved and why they should care if someone is paying for a little pump action. Unless of course the law student wasn't paying taxes on her income. and yes...you're totally blowing it out of proportion.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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What would do if your Partner's Best Friend to grope you while you slept? Posted: 11/17/2008 12:08:26 PM
I guess there are two things you can do: If you follow the teachings of the bible, you should turn the other cheek (i.e. Let him or her grope the other side) If not you should have revenge and grope back.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 68 (view)

The Joys of Being a Woman Posted: 11/17/2008 12:06:22 PM
Reminds me about the Male Misogynistic saying: Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. There are advantages to being a woman: never have to line up to get into a club, when you go on a date, you don't have to hope to get lucky - you already know.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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The feeding fetish?! Posted: 11/14/2008 10:39:27 AM
I love food and I like cooking for my date but I don't have a feeder fetish. I have an awesomely yummy food fetish. Most of my cooking isn't that fattening...just often a little unusual. Live Shrimp soaked in wine and then tossed into a really hot wok. YUM Roasted Marrow bones... mmm the butter of the gods Barbeque Crab Dry Aged organic Beef seared on the grill (you bet it's good)

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Girlfriend Wants Plenty of Fish Password! Posted: 11/14/2008 10:21:41 AM
I totally wouldn't. I'm kinda stupid as in I use the same password for EVERYTHING. eMail, Banking account, credit cards, PayPal, eBay, Amazon, work and so on LOL Sure it's a hard password but hahahahaha So No, I totally would not let anyone have my password.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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teenage children and dateing Posted: 11/14/2008 9:53:20 AM
single women with no children are very rare. and that rarity makes them far more valuable. why settle for less? We all know what we want. Should we be forced to compromise on our values just because something is harder? Or should we take the easy road...wait... dating a single mom with a teenage brat isn't all that easy. We need to get real? Nah, we need to get rich and then date progressively younger women.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Man Living off a Lady, Your Thoughts..... Posted: 11/11/2008 4:54:27 PM
he's 55 years old and the women he lived off are a 29 year old student and a 39 year old single mother of 2) Hot Damn! He must be quite something to be able to pull that off. Maybe he's K-Fed's father.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 54 (view)

She said she dosen't need men for sex, because she has her toys Posted: 11/11/2008 4:49:02 PM
Her: I don't need men for sex, I have my toys. Do I look fat? You: Well to tell you the truth, I would have to be screwing you from behind to really tell! Awww..he really should have said,"Nah, I don't really do fat chicks."

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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I think I am to over protective. What to do??? Posted: 11/10/2008 11:28:10 PM
Buy a Playstation3. Get her a copy of Fallout 3. After a few hours, she'll go "Wheeee killing ghouls!" Seriously, you can't protect your kid from the world. The best you can do is give her a good sense of what's right and what's wrong.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 106 (view)

Im 20 shes 16. Posted: 11/10/2008 8:40:04 PM
Even though I had sex in my teens, I don't want the same thing for my sisters Ahh the classic Do as I say, Not as I do. If he wants to have sex with her, have sex with her; if he doesn't, don't then.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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saving money at the grocery store Posted: 11/10/2008 8:23:33 PM
Mmmm nothing says "saving money" like eating roadkill LOL What does Squirrel taste like? Seriously, when I was broke, I used to dine almost exclusively on salads. My GF's roommate has a great way of saving money on food: stealing ours!

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 40 (view)

How do you get deal with being a one nighter to someone? Posted: 10/30/2008 11:01:41 PM
Easy! You come back and become a Two Nighter :)

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Why are most men looking for Friends with Benefits? Posted: 10/30/2008 10:59:04 PM
Because we like having milk without having the rent or buy the whole cow. Mooo!

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Dating Someone On Welfare ** Posted: 10/30/2008 10:58:14 PM
How often is this the case? It happened to me just earlier this week. Then I threw up and felt much better. Goddamn food poisoning! Seriously, isn't that what Insurance is for? But if you got AIG, Merrill Lynch, or got screwed by your HMO, I feel sorry for ya. That's what you got for voting for the Elephant Party. Suckers!

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 744 (view)

Dating Someone On Welfare ** Posted: 10/30/2008 10:47:06 PM
piscescoda, I am in LOL Welfare is a temporary situation meant to get you out of your rut. Welfare isn't a way of life. Suck it up, Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. And when you're no longer on welfare, maybe you'd find a decent partner too.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 741 (view)

Dating Someone On Welfare ** Posted: 10/30/2008 10:36:47 PM
Dating isn't supposed to be an egalitarian exercise where you give everyone a fair chance. It is a competition where the players use various odd hidden criteria to find a mate that they think is suitable. Elephant Seals bite each other and fight for the right to mate; humans have it easy.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 197 (view)

Date women with or without kids Posted: 10/29/2008 7:15:23 PM
It's not that I don't like Children, it's that I despise having to give up my time and money to entertain and feed some flesh nugget.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 733 (view)

Dating Someone On Welfare Posted: 10/29/2008 7:13:17 PM
But how do you feel about those who ride it out for the entire 18 years of the children's childhood? The one's that are happy about a pregnancy because it means more money? I'm talking about the ones that have 2 or 3 more after they sign up and never get off till the kids are grown then go on some type of disability! What do you think of those types? They need to have their spawn taken away from them and have the kids sent to military school. The breeders themselves should be sterilized and barred from welfare. Either, Fish or Cut Bait. They're a drag on society and serve no purpose.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

Msg: 731 (view)

Dating Someone On Welfare Posted: 10/29/2008 7:08:14 PM
Women dont get pregnant on their own, men make them that way. So it takes two to make a mistake...but why should the rest of us have to pay for that? He made her pregnant, she could have always had an abortion. So he left her? So it was her mistake to get knocked up by him in the first place. You never answered the difficult question of hows a woman supposed to work full time and be with her children full time with NO help from anyone. It's simple. PICK ONE. Either Starve or Give the Children up for Adoption since she can't afford to keep them. If shes at home with her kids and no supports, youd whine and complain about having to support her kids. Eh...No. I wouldn't be in that position to start with.

Louis Vuitton

Joined: 8/24/2008

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Yay! I love it when guys accept that I don't put out Posted: 10/29/2008 3:28:50 PM
Some say that she does not put out, and that she's working for free in a charity shop instead of studying for her A-Levels...all we know is that she's called... the Stig.

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