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BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 58 (view)

best type of hand job Posted: 10/21/2005 10:05:18 AM
The best type of handjob is in a public place. Having her hand in my pants at the movies....Hand on it under the table at a restaurant....etc. When having sex I would say the best is when she's talking dirty as she's doing it and she is looking at me with hungry eyes. If she's not talking then I'd prefer it was in her mouth I've never been blown away by a girl's technique to the point that it outdid my own, or I wouldn't rather just have her give me head instead. So to me it's more about the thrill of her doing it cuz she wants me and I can read it all over her. If she can't even wait to get somewhere private, then that's the best. Not to say that there isn't a girl out there that can, I just haven't been fortunate enough to come across them.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 51 (view)

Does going without sex for long periods mess with your mind? Posted: 10/21/2005 1:31:55 AM
I find the opposite the case. I used to get it at least once a day, possibly more on average. Found myself very wrapped up in my relationship, unfocussed and complacent. Going without sex for me has the result of making me have to channel that energy into other things, and though obviously sexually frustrated and horny, I feel more clearheaded and aware of my spiritual needs. oh well. To each his own.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Occasional Crying with an Orgasm... Posted: 10/21/2005 1:27:19 AM
Women cry all the time when I make em climax. It's starting to get on my nerves.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Sex with Co-Worker Posted: 10/18/2005 3:51:57 PM
I have done this a few times when I worked at this one club... Coctail girls would get me in trouble. It's not a good idea, just look elsewhere.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Am I the odd duck? Posted: 10/18/2005 12:24:37 PM
I'm a guy and I find it very distastefull. I've been with women that wanted me to blow my load in wierd places, and usually my reaction was "wtf? Why?". The whole spooing on some body part thing to me seems pretty silly, like a dog peeing on a firehydrant or something. I'd rather just come inside of her into my condom, or if she likes to swallow then that's nice and tidy too. Who wants jizz all over the damn place? This has to be one of those things the porn industry implanted into people's minds as something to do.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 254 (view)

Do women enjoyed anal sex? Posted: 10/18/2005 12:14:15 PM
I dated a girl who wanted to try it (first time), and we spent about a good hour slowly prepping her butt with foreplay and oral. She didn't care for it the first time, but already the second time there wasn't any more discomfort, and the third time she started really enjoying it. I would always go very slowly and let her dictate (is this a pun of sorts?:P) taking it in and initial strokes. She really got off having me inside of her butt and then my finger inside of her ** on her G spot. I liked it. Very tight and makes you feel naughty. We used scented oil, and I never had problems with shit on my**or bad smell. Obviously you don't go routing around in there after she's just eaten, and for the most part then I'd imagine all that is up in the colon, not the ass canal. I never really put it in to the hilt though, that just seemed like a no no. Anyways, I think this is something that has everything to do with having a considerate and patient partner. I think with an open mind and the right apporach most women would enjoy it provided they had the right experience. I would imagine if you have a painfull and bad experience most women would be unlikely to try again, which is ofcourse completely understandable. It's odd how often this subject pops up on this board.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Filming It !!! Posted: 10/17/2005 10:20:46 PM
i look pretty hot giving head...there is only one way to find that stuff out You look hot smoking that cigarette, so it's not hard to imagine you'd look hot smoking something else Ok that was crude, my bad

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Porn in a relationship Posted: 10/17/2005 9:56:01 PM
Everything in moderation. There is a huge difference between how women and guys view porn however. Men are visual creatures, and to a woman it doesn't compute that a guy can watch porn and wack-off and it's got nothing to do with his woman being "not good enough" or wanting to step outside of the relationship. It's just eye-candy that serves a very simple function. I had a very big blown up fight about this once when a girl I was dating found some porn on my pc. She got soooo mad. I tried to explain that every now and then when she wasn't there I'd wack it and watch some of that shit to get the job done. Mostly because I have a hard time getting to sleep sometimes and a quick wankin puts me to sleep. I told her I obviously prefer the real thing with her, and that it was all stuff I had downloaded before I ever met her, which was true. She wouldn't hear any of it. And I could understand things from her perspective, being a woman. She found it degrading (which it is) and had the attitude that I was cheating on her "thinking about other women". I'm sure these views closely mirror that of many women on this site. Porn is degrading to women it its depiction, if you try to put what is happening into the context of a real sexual encounter of two people being intimate with each other. However, porn is just an act. Watching porn has nothing to do with intimacy and love, it's visual stimulation. Very hotly debated subject.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Anyone turning off the TV? Posted: 10/17/2005 9:43:00 PM
I watch probably 3 hours of TV a week. If even that. There just sin't much interest in it for me. The last thing I want to regret when I'm laying on my deathbed is countless hours wasted staring at the idiot box.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Filming It !!! Posted: 10/17/2005 9:25:13 PM
I don't think I could brag about violating someone's rights in that way. Who'se bragging, I'm merely contributing to the thread with a story that applies to the subject at hand. We've all done some seedy things in our past, don't sit there and get all judgemental. Especially on a forum like this.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Filming It !!! Posted: 10/17/2005 5:35:27 PM
When I was younger and a little more uncouth (a few years ago ) I filmed me and this girl I dated who was just a total freak in bed, and very hot. I didn't tell her ofcourse, I'm sure she woulda spazzed, plus I wanted her performance genuine. We had just gotten home from the club and she went into the bathroom to do whatever women do in there before they do the deed. I had prepped the camera hiding it under some clothes in my closet which overlooked the bed. Turned that sucker on and just let it roll. The whole stint just barely made it on the tape (almost 2 hours of drunken boning, hahaha!). I haven't watched it in a long time, and the sucker is WELL hidden so noone will see it. Pretty hot stuff

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Why do some women back away from fingers? Posted: 10/17/2005 12:12:02 PM
peoples hands carry alot of germs and bacterias,they also hide very well underneath the nails,some woman might be conscious about that... I dated a girl once that told me not to use my fingers on her when we first started having sex. She used this explanation.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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morning sex... Posted: 10/17/2005 1:47:56 AM
I had this gf once who would grab my johnson while she was asleep. i'm not kidding. i'd be sleeping next to her in the morning, and I'd feel her hand on me going to work. She'd do this while she was asleep. Sometimes I'd be game, wake up and we'd do it and fall back asleep, and other times I'd be too tired and roll over away from her. It was almost guaranteed to happen when we slept together, so you can imagine after a while I wanted to sometimes just sleep too. However, it was always endearing, and most of the time i'd wake up and make her happy and go back to sleep. The funny thing was sometimes she wouldn't remember we had done it and I'd have to remind her. she would say "oh yeah, I though that might have been a nice dream". Funny girl. I miss her....

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 113 (view)

Ever laughed during sex ? Posted: 10/17/2005 1:39:40 AM
I've laughed a lot during sex. It's generally something you do when you've been with someone for a while and you're comfortable. I've had some of the same experiences as other people posting in this thread. I've laughed or been laughed at for dumb things said while talking "dirty", a "love fart" or catching an elbow when arranging a lover into a new position. So many people don't know how to just lighten up. Laughter is good. Now if you pull your pants down for the first time and she laughs at you, there could be a problem.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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What kind of Dating is the most romatic?? Posted: 10/17/2005 1:35:34 AM
I dated this lovely girl once and the first time we kissed was really romantic. We watched these really crappy shark movies on USA. It was like a triple feature, each movie more preposterous then the last, and we were having drinks. The tipsier we got, the more the cracks flew and we were soon in stiches laying together on the couch watching these retarded movies. At some point she complained about neck pain, and how stressed she gets typing at work. I told her to sit between my legs on the floor and gave her a neck massage. Now I dated a massage therapist for 5 years, and was training at one point to be one myself. So i gots skillz yo. She was soon putty in my hands, and I brushed her hair aside and started kissing her neck while I rubbed on her shoulders... We didn't do the deed, but it was really a nice evening.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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What am I to make of this? Posted: 10/17/2005 1:28:45 AM
Truckers often result to meth use to keep awake longer and squeeze more miles in. Sounds like this guy is a tweaker. Get the **** away before he starts pulling your appliances apart.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 62 (view)

Stop being a NICE guy Posted: 10/15/2005 12:11:35 PM
The poster has the formula for what works for guys who look like him. Ofcourse the women on this site are going to come in here and flame him, but the truth of the matter is that Pof women are not the norm, and thus the minority. Having it put down in words quite like Jay Jay (good god man that name is really too much, can you be more of a cliche posting like that and having that name) will offend most women ofcourse, but that doesn't mean he's not right. I don't need to reiterate what he's said, but a lot of men on this site could probably benefit from tempering their puppy-dog nice guy attitudes and approaches with some Alpha-male tendencies. Women DO gravitate to a man who is clear on what he wants and doesn't compromise basic needs. Women DO tend to be attracted to a man who isn't afaraid to say things or do things that another guy would think "oh but if I do/say that she won't like me". Not everything you say or do needs to be approved. The mere fact that you seek such complete improval smells of weakness, and women, like dogs, will smell it. Women can tell you all about how they want "sensitivity" and "nice guys", but if she feels like you will say or do ANYTHING to make her happy then you become the chump. The chump is the guy she'll call and **** about the "jerk" to, because she knows you'll tell her she's right and he'll listen soooo well. I can vouch for the teasing women thing, it does work. Don't be hatefull, but playfull and throw caution to the wind. If you're always on her case then she'll like the attention she's getting, but the fact that you're teasing her will put her in the mode of trying to get you to see her better qualities. She WANTS a sudden compliment. Starve her for it. This is a delicate art. You have to have established right off the bat that you're a bit of a mischievious prankster.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 46 (view)

Men...What is the most romatinc thing a woman has don for you? Posted: 10/14/2005 1:17:52 PM
The most romantic thing a woman ever did for me was announce to me one morning "I'm going to cook you breakfast naked and then suck your d1ck". Breakfast was awesome, and I felt so loved :P Seriously, remembering something I might have said in passing and getting me some gift or taking me to some restaurant for a suprise dinner and gift. It's nice, but that's the sort of thing a woman finds romantic. If you wanna romance me, call me and tell me you're coming over, get ready. Then show up wearing a trenchcoat with nothing on under it, and throw me down on the couch and tell me that you want to service me while I watch the UFC on PPV. I'll be yours forever.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Deep Th Posted: 10/14/2005 12:25:28 PM
Ofcourse guys love it. Did you even have to ask. I dated a girl who got pretty good at it and the way we went about it was I'd be holding her hair back and cupping her face and slowly pull her head down onto it. She'd simply put her hands on me to signal that it was as deep as she could go and preventing me from pushing her down further, and then I'd let go of her head and she'd pull off and just go back to giving head... My hands would be all in her hair in seconds again (cuz like Dane Cook says, we become Vidal Sassoon when you give us head) and she'd start taking it deeper again signalling she'd give it a try again and I'd (gently) push her head down as far as she could go again. Obviously the guy has to be carefull and considerate, and when she gags that's not the time to shove her head down further. I'm sure you don't want to be thrown up on. Anyways, she got good at it this way. This girl really liked giving head, so she was an eager learner.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Drunken sex Posted: 10/14/2005 12:14:10 PM
I'm a bartender. Trust me, drinking makes girls horny. Alcohol is also the great equalizer. Girls who wouldn't give you the time of day when they haven't been drinking suddenly start trying to give you hugs or rub they're asses on you. It really is magical.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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thoughts on changing relationship Posted: 10/13/2005 1:34:32 PM
I'm terribly sorry about your outrageoulsy long post but I read until the part where you said something about the girl leaving for the lakehouse, riding out into the sunset, which for some reason made me very hungry and i am now leaving to get some food. Sorry about the rest of your story. My your a sensitive soul :P Way to trivialize the poor girls feelings! What I am really more sorry for is the "enter" button. Cuz it really didn't get ANY attention when the person was typing that post. If she had, there would have been some paragraph breaks and our collective eyes would have been happier by far :P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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What comes first with men - relationships or sex? Posted: 10/13/2005 11:44:53 AM
Sex is always factored in heavily. If I'm looking for a relationship I want to make sure that the sex will be satisfying and up to par. So in that respect it is one of the main considerations. I think women would be lying if they didn't have similar attitudes.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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how many ladys would bring anouther woman home to her man? Posted: 10/12/2005 4:34:18 PM
I would, I have, I'd do it again, Hell anyone interested in something right now? Yes. Please jump on the next plane and bring all your girlfriends. i'll provide the lodging, food and penis.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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what is your opinion on phone sex Posted: 10/12/2005 4:18:16 PM
My opinion is that is gives me blue balls. Nothing like having some girl talking dirty about all the things she would do to me if I could actually see her..

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Okay don't yell at me............ Posted: 10/12/2005 4:15:47 PM
Okay Bob. Why would it be referred to as a taco????? I would think it looks more like an Arby's sandwich!! Aww, you didn't have to go there... Roastbeef.....shudder. I don't know, I didn't come up with it. It's a recepticle for meat, so in that respect I would say that they are similar no?

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Why is it so hard to meet someone where you live?? Posted: 10/12/2005 4:07:59 PM
Ya I'm a bartender.... Work nights and all I run into is girls who don't remember my name the next day... Hey wait a minute, why am I complaining? :P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Okay don't yell at me............ Posted: 10/12/2005 12:44:56 PM
Err....the female genitalia is sometimes referred to "jokingly" as a taco.. Lucy looks like she might be hispanic though, so maybe she's just hungry :P editors note Lucy is indian....my bad.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Pregnant and alone. Posted: 10/12/2005 2:29:44 AM
What a loser. Everyone knows that Xbox has the best games Lol. I guess I'm the only one laughing at this.. Sorry this has happened to you Tassea. I'd kiss his ass for you if I knew you. He's not even a man.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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The Male G-Spot Posted: 10/12/2005 2:20:48 AM
The male G-spot is in his ass ladies. So you're gonna have to get BUSY with the fingers and stuff... We all know guys like to be ass pirates and try to bang girls in the butt, so now you have a compelling argument to return the favor :P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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When can a guy say he's hung? Posted: 10/12/2005 2:19:14 AM
I'm hung.... Like a tic-tac with two altoids... it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Hahah, I love those jokes. But seriously, it's huge :P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Okay don't yell at me............ Posted: 10/12/2005 2:17:13 AM
This guy is a chode. I've looked at your picture and despite the fact that you're a bit older then me you are a sexy thang. I'd dive your muff and like it. His**was "sensitive". No shit. Wow, that's a major news flash. Really? Sensitive you say? You should have squeezed it viciously and calmly asked "I guess you feel that then doncha" Oral sex is a two way street. If you don't like giving it then you best not expect it. Personally I enjoy doing it, but if she says "I won't suck** then I don't do it either. Drop it like it's hot..

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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i think i am not into the sex lingo, pls translate Posted: 10/12/2005 2:08:49 AM
Teabagging doesn't necessarily mean balls into mouth. You could teabag your cat, and that would mean dunking your scrote onto the poor unsuspecting felines head. Really, the term "teabagging" infers that the victim is not a willing participant in the act. So dipping your balls into a lovers mouth might be called "teabagging", but I wouldn't. I'd call that foreplay. Now you could have deduced the "ballcupping" from the components of the phrase. The first part being "ball", which would obviously infer the scrotum, and the latter being "cupping", which is placing one's hands protectively around.. I'm confused as to why you would be wondering about this phrase... Were you thinking of something involving a tea cup? Perhaps "teabagging" into someone's cup of tea. See now that would indeed do the term justice. Noone would like to have their spot of tea treated in that manner.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Why are men expected to pay? Posted: 10/11/2005 1:13:21 PM
But after going for a few dates with someone and paying, dont you expect something? I like you cutechick. You need to move to my neck of the woods.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 59 (view)

sex connection Posted: 10/11/2005 12:45:46 PM
I don't need to be in love to enjoy sex. I don't even have to like the person. What I do need is attraction and chemistry. You can have those two with someone you don't like, though it's unlikely you'd be banging someone you don't like, but stranger things have happened. Obviously sex is better with love and like.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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blow jobs Posted: 10/11/2005 12:39:30 PM
I think he faked it too. Women would probably be amazed to know that men fake orgasms sometimes too. I have before. Sometimes if you've been doing it a lot and you cant come cuz it's desensitized, or she just plain sucks at giving head (har har) but she's trying sooo hard and would feel bad and dissapointed if she didn't get you off it just seems like a better course of action to go with then going "Sorry, it's not working. You just aren't doing it for me". One might argue that it would be wrong to let someone think that a mediocre job is enough, but think about that more for a second. Practice makes perfect, and who is going to perform better, someone who is stressed and feels inadequate because they can't get you off, or someone who feels like they can do it but might need some pointers to make it "better". No sense inflicting pain on someone who is down there doing something that you don't want them to feel negative about. Not all men spoo uncontrollably with the simple recipy of "stick it in something warm and moist, thrust and repeat". :P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a transexual. Posted: 10/11/2005 1:07:24 AM
I like to think of myself as a lesbian in a man's body. So whenever I masturbate, it's like I'm having sex with a transexual. So it's a daily reality for me, not so much a fantasy.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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how often do you masturbate? Posted: 10/11/2005 1:01:25 AM
I've been trying to break a personal record of 24 times. Once an hour on average. My sponsors are KY and Downy kitchen towels.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Is this right or wierd? Posted: 10/11/2005 12:58:03 AM
sorry, tried to post an image. Guess that doesn't work on this board.

BobYakra

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Is this right or wierd? Posted: 10/11/2005 12:57:25 AM
Erm... Billy redden does not approve of this thread: http://www.gocohens.com/bradmorris/deliverance_banjo.jpg

BobYakra

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Am I Being Played? Posted: 10/11/2005 12:06:33 AM
To adress the original question: He could be insecure and trying to mask his feelings for you around his friends cuz he's worries that if he shows too much emotion he will appear like a ****whipped loser and a big Milwauki's Best can might come dropping out of the sky to flatten him (am I getting the brand name right?) He could be trying to play games. Perhaps he's trying to make you crazy by being hot/cold. An attractive girl like you I'm sure is used to having guys falling all over themselves to make moves, and his "hanging back" is confusing and putting you on the offensive. If so, I think he's doing a good job as evidenced by this thread. Perhaps you will grow completely fed up with it, jump on top of him and shred his clothes in your mad quest to have your way with him. if he is pulling a stunt like this then I'm raising a to him for all us guys. I've tried turning the tables on girls in the past who thought they were hot shit by ignoring them and paying attention to a friend of theirs who was nice but not as attractive and it never fails they scramble to get the attention. I'm not inferring you're like this, but just giving you some insight to the male brain. He could also be sandbagging cuz someone in your regular circle of friends appeals to him, or maybe he wants to put on airs that he's not "with" you to other girls at the places you go to. This seems unlikely though, since you said yourself he hasn't slept with you yet. Generally guys do these sorts of things when they have already made the conquest and are ready to make the next. Now I know a lot of you women are going to start hating now, but I'm just telling it like it is! I have the instincts and impulses of a dog, but because I can see my own behavior for what it is I can also censure it. I should think such insight would be welcome. Anyways, weight the possibilities, gather some evidence, and make your next move. Strategizing in relationships, like they say.... all is fair in love and war...

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Am I Being Played? Posted: 10/10/2005 11:55:09 PM
it's just that i've had bad experiences with making the first move!! i actually had a guy tell me that it totally turned him off that i tried to kiss him!! he said it was the mans job and that when a girl does it she's too 'fast'! Wow, what a chode. You're a lovely girl and if you made a move like that on me I'd be drowing myself in it. Some guys....

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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To love... Posted: 10/10/2005 11:45:46 PM
but it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Oldie and goody.

BobYakra

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Does opportunity for sex with others seem to knock more when your in a relationship Posted: 10/10/2005 11:00:01 PM
I used to notice this too. I'd used to go out with a girl I dated for a while who was really hot and sexy. Tons of women would be giving me the look over, and if my GF would go off to the bathroom, some would even approach me and try to hit on me. Not the case now that i'm single. they can smell it on me:P

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 12 (view)

What does maybe mean? Posted: 10/10/2005 9:24:10 PM
Sounds like she wants you to work a little harder. Women love being persued.

BobYakra

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Msg: 34 (view)

Seduction, Adventure, and Faithfulness??Can you have it all? Posted: 10/10/2005 1:46:36 PM
You can find something that makes you feel ok about settling on some issues... Will there always be seduction or adventure? No. Realistically, there will be mundane, tedious, boring, aggrevating etc. It's the nature of relationships. But faithfull should definatley be doable, and I don't see why you can't find someoe who will give you seduction and adventure and some of the more romanticized things in a relationship at the degree you deserve. Just be realistic about things. No real relationship is like a story book. Btw, you should have no trouble drawing men, those stories of yours are hawt.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Daymares and Nightwails Posted: 10/10/2005 1:39:51 AM
"The stard" I would not draw breath if taking one meant you harm. I wish I could be the clothes that you wear. I wisper to you Because I want you. Were it that I could be something that touched your breast. A bra perhaps, oh that would be best. If I could see you each and every day I would fashion a device that would prohibit a blink. If you start to find that the meter starts to lack the rhyme begins to falter Know that it is your beauty that is to blame. Where was I, please tell me why I keep forgetting the thread to this lie. Special to me, yes, I suppose you are But it's between your legs that I want to be. So don't be fooled by what sweet words my lebido will persuade you to give up what I want but will ultimately fade. I'm the stard you love you're the b1tch I want to f*ck. If sincerity is what you seek you're sh1t out of luck.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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Strangest way you've ever met someone. Posted: 10/10/2005 12:35:00 AM
Most of the time we meet people through friends or work, but every now and then something odd happens. The oddest way I ever met someone I had a relationship with was like this: Used to go running around my old neighborhood and this one time I see this woman mowing her yeard wearing these little pink shorts... I made a few extra passes around the loop trying not to be too obvious :P So for a few months she stays "the hottie down the street", and though I didn't know much about her, I suspected she was single though I wasn't sure. I saw her a few more times walking her dogs around the neighborhood, while I used to work out on my punching bag in my garage. One night I got pretty drunk and left a note on her car. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but a few days later she gives me a call. We talked by text message for a day and then she invited me to her house and we watched a movie, talked and had some drinks. She turned out being a really classy girl who lived alone, owned her own house and worked a great job. She was 6 years older then me, and we stayed together for about 3 months. The relationship was brief, but really nice and ended amicably. Never would have thought some drunken note on someone's car would work, but it did! What are some of the strangest ways people have met someone in the past?

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

Msg: 420 (view)

Daymares and Nightwails Posted: 10/9/2005 11:52:29 PM
I like the last few lines the best Sam.... Good stuff.

BobYakra

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Daymares and Nightwails Posted: 10/9/2005 10:51:48 PM
Most of what I write is pretty dark... Here's one: "Violence" Softly it comes but strikes with great noise. Noise in my ears and blood in my eyes. So vile I feel the need to crack and cause hurt to that which dares traipse on shells of my hate. Demon with wings, give rise to some sort of opposition to this bloodlust I sport. But fly not near or I'll tear off your wings, slap hands in your eyes, and ravage on the fringe of madness... and edge so easily slipped. There I could drink the nectar of deciet and find no spot to hide from deeds done in rage so ruthless I crave to split and tear and break and bear fruit of my base urge to kill. Kill you that I wiould get hands on your heart and rip from the source the life of instigation.

BobYakra

Joined: 10/8/2005

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First time to let anyone read a poem of mine... Posted: 10/9/2005 10:39:29 PM
Noone likes it?

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