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phatfat the waterrat

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commercials that set ya off! Posted: 11/22/2009 8:43:30 PM
^^^ hahaha omg c'mon Vince is a classic!! slap my nuts!

phatfat the waterrat

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Chocolate Lovers - Whats the best??????? Posted: 11/21/2009 10:26:04 PM
Velopedian i guess if it really comes down to it, whatever happens to be melting on my tongue, or betwix my fingers is going to keep me more than happy. ah my dear friend this is one of the reasons I luv ya sooo much heh heh. BE Evidently Roger's also makes a chili chocolate bar called "FIRE" but I've not come across it in a store. Hint taken ha ha! I'll find some for you BE!!! no worries!!

phatfat the waterrat

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Powell River - McKinney's Pub Dance, November 28, 2009 Posted: 11/21/2009 10:15:21 PM
ok got my "spot to lay my head" reserved and my g/f to pick me up,... probably won't make it for the potluck though as I'll get the 3:15 ish ferry... hmmm maybe just make it for dessert!

phatfat the waterrat

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Powell River - McKinney's Pub Dance, November 28, 2009 Posted: 11/15/2009 9:10:08 AM
I think I can make this one ,.... FINALLY!!!! Roger's also makes a chili chocolate bar called FIRE....... seems fitting. I don't even like dark chocolate but these are good so that says something!

phatfat the waterrat

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Tara Reid to bare all for Playboy Posted: 11/15/2009 8:56:48 AM
sits next to BE,.... no clue who she is. Now when John Bobbit does a spread for Playgirl, I'd be interested in seeing the handiwork.. didn't he already? he did a porno so just rent that,... probably have better close ups for detail ha ha ha

phatfat the waterrat

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labia lovers Posted: 11/13/2009 10:12:34 AM
that may be true but WHY would any sane woman even give a moments thought to such moronic statements??? like I said.. NOT what anyone ELSE DlCKtates. just helps to sift through the gene pool people...

phatfat the waterrat

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labia lovers Posted: 11/13/2009 9:52:08 AM
women need to learn to love themselves for WHO they are....find their own comfort zones NOT what anyone else dictates. can't get this tune outta my head... "My Humps" What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely,...... My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work.

phatfat the waterrat

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Why Do Guys Quit Dancing after 40? Posted: 11/13/2009 9:37:46 AM
Don't know about guys not dancing to the "cowboy/horse" type songs but I certainly HAVE seen enough guys with the t shirt that says save a horse ride a cowboy,.. so it can't be THAT bad...so moooooooooooooooove over nitpickers I am coming dancing! ....Rolls eyes.... It has been my experience more men are willing to dance slow dances.. more of a comfort zone.......... if only the ones you have never met before could keep their hands OFF my "comfort zones" while we dance those slow dances, I... and maybe other women??.... would be more inclined to take them up on their offers of waltzes???

phatfat the waterrat

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Jaws and other behaviour-altering movies. Posted: 11/12/2009 10:39:32 AM
ooooh I vividly remember The Omen and then I was stupid enough to read the book too... shivers... Serpent and the Rainbow and Angelheart....... voodoo, black magic devil stuff freaks me out. IncognitoGuido The Notebook.... damn that one almost had me believing in true love... lifetime love me too! maaaaybe,... just maaaybe. March of the Penguins........ made me realize that hell really IS here on earth and if you are rotten you will come back as a penguin and go there and live their awful existence. oh and Jane?.... re: Francis Farmer... great story btw but I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotomy????

phatfat the waterrat

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lets talk about Phone sex YES another sex related thread.. Posted: 11/12/2009 10:32:32 AM
1. me 2. oh hell ya! if you can't be with the one you love... love the one you are with??? I gave my phone it's own name HAHAHA 3. not a fish but someone who is merely a snowballs throw away. of course I too think the real full meal deal is better but sometimes the person you care most about's voice is enough to make you lose ground for awhile.

Phatfat the waterrat

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What are you looking for in a relationship? Posted: 11/5/2009 10:38:26 PM
ok I have narrowed it down to three things.... 1. more money than God 2. one foot in the grave 3. no living heirs. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,............ no seriously!

Phatfat the waterrat

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H1N1 vaccine. Are you getting a shot? Posted: 10/30/2009 3:03:14 PM
you are too cute Steno.... love it when people who have tattoos claim they are terrified of needles HEH HEH HEH.

Phatfat the waterrat

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hygiene? Posted: 10/22/2009 7:30:02 PM
re:^^^^^<~~ just threw up a bit in my mouth.

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Nanaimo Coffee evening ... Oct 16th 6:30pm Posted: 10/16/2009 4:49:04 PM
is this the BP next to the Brew pub?? T call me I didn't transfer your number to my new cell,... DOH.

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Nanaimo Coffee evening ... Oct 16th 6:30pm Posted: 10/15/2009 9:32:03 PM
OK OK from the loks of things the " SOMEONE ELSE" .......... can come..........be nice to see y'all again,. ooooooh boy T we need to talk girl.Lookingforward to seeing you this time!

phatfat the waterrat

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2010 Winter Olympic medals Posted: 10/15/2009 7:17:21 PM
well they are certainly in keeping with the trend always followed.......unauthentic, cheap and ugly, cheezy and ugly and just plain ugly. Clothes, mascots and medals....why change now???

phatfat the waterrat

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Your Buddy Spud Posted: 9/30/2009 9:56:29 PM
oh man Spudsy they had better be giving you frequent flier miles for all of this!!! HUGS and POWER! to you hon........ Phatfat the Waterrat the "artist" formerly known as whodeletedme. HA HA.

phatfat the waterrat

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Sunshine Alarm clocks Posted: 9/18/2009 5:07:14 PM
thanks for the WB MN... I do not suffer from SAD at all but have a dear friend who works up waaaaaaaaaay north and does so winter really sucks up there with NO sun. I was mentioning the thread from before in hopes of finding some info to help out.

phatfat the waterrat

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Sunshine Alarm clocks Posted: 9/17/2009 10:24:07 PM
So, with the impending cloudy season approaching I remembered there was a thread once where my fellow POF fishes talked about different SAD lights and where you got them and which ones worked best..... anyone remember the thread? was about a year ago I think. ( this is where the title being specific would help LOL) Anyone have favourable results from these lights? How much do they cost for a lamp? Worthwhile investment? I haven't heard much feedback so hoping a larger group to poll might have some info.

phatfat the waterrat

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Hot enough for ya? Posted: 8/2/2009 4:24:22 PM
THIS is not humid,... 80% or higher is humid.......anyone want some cheese?????

phatfat the waterrat

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how many women would wait 8 months for a guy Posted: 7/29/2009 6:54:36 AM
well noticing where the OP lives 100 miles ( how unCanadian.... 160 km's LOL) probably involves a 2 hour ferry ride for the cost of $100 return just to get there and back... not something many could do on a regular schedule on a students money. OP anything worth having is worth waiting for,... 8 months is no big deal. In this day and age of computers and email and texting and video cams etc,.. anything is possible.

phatfat the waterrat

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Charlie Horses Posted: 7/29/2009 6:30:13 AM
I had a horrific one last week while talking to a fellow POF'er on the phone,... he talked me through it and I was in such agony I can't remember exactly what it was I did but OH BOY IT WORKED...... I'll ask him and find out for you. I think it involved straightening my leg ( which was almost impossible) and pushing up as hard as I could with my foot against my other one. I'll get back to you asap. Good luck and keep hydrated and drink MILK, leg cramps are often also caused by lack of calcium.! Hey X32 IARO are you reading this hon???

phatfat the waterrat

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Haywire Bay 2009 picture thread Posted: 7/27/2009 7:45:55 PM
I was referring to inland lake BE sorry see the old pics from the last trip to see the frogs.

phatfat the waterrat

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Bewbs Posted: 7/27/2009 7:37:16 PM
so nice to see that the kitty litter box crap is still spreading through out the forums,.. tracks everywhere doesn't it?.......

phatfat the waterrat

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Haywire Bay 2009 picture thread Posted: 7/27/2009 6:37:56 PM
hey BNT is that the same lake my wee one caught all of those frogs last time? and we had that massive water fight? I am SO making sure I get to do this next time I missed you guys. perhaps we can tag onto a long weekend next time??

phatfat the waterrat

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Who Loves Thunder storms? Posted: 7/27/2009 7:03:23 AM
ahhhhhhh the angels were bowling LOL On the island we saw the light show but no thunder ! ... I SO miss the prairie storms and northern lights,...... nature at it's best! Last time I recall a massive storm here was about 12 years ago. THAT one shook the place ... my youngest is 9 and he was thrilled and sat on the balcony watching it all. he'd never seen lightning before... just the rare rumble of thunder.

phatfat the waterrat

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Haywire bay campout 2006 pic's Posted: 7/22/2009 10:36:13 PM
awwww thanks for the memories.. now I am pouting again that I can't make this one. Hey Andie,... my son will still beg for you HAHAHAHA BNT have another water fight for me...... and WHO'S bringing the icecream cake this time??? Wonder if Marina is still around????????

phatfat the waterrat

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Should they bring back Spandex? Posted: 7/22/2009 6:04:16 AM
I had a friend once who said he'd run for politics on the platform of weight restrictions for spandex,... HAHAHAHA he'd be a shoe in!!! Everything has it's place... KNOWING when, where and HOW are the tricky parts HAHAHA.

phatfat the waterrat

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NANAIMO WALK ABOUT #5 -August 9, 2009- Jack Point Park, Duke Point Posted: 7/19/2009 10:31:21 AM
I should be back from Alberta in time for this one.... count me in.

phatfat the waterrat

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Has anyone ever seen a profile of someone they know on here? Posted: 7/19/2009 10:30:16 AM
took the words right out of my mouth RatherBGolfing. What's wrong with being on POF???,. ..afterall THEY ARE TOO!!! it is a great place to meet people and the forums are fun too. Events are fantastic. I look at it as a social gathering of future friends not a "dating " site LOL. maybe that's my problem HAHAHAHA. Oh well. been here over 4 years and I am not going anywhere anytime soon me thinks.

phatfat the waterrat

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Best love songs ever Posted: 7/18/2009 8:35:42 PM
love/reunion song....Not that Different sung by Collin Raye She said were much too different We're from two separate worlds And he admitted she was partly right But in his hearts defense he told her What they had in common Was strong enough to bond them for life He said look behind your own soul And the person that you'll see Just might remind you of me I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry And I know you do the same things, too So we're really not that different, me and you She could hardly argue With his pure and simple logic But logic never could convince a heart She had always dreamed of loving someone more exotic And he just didn't seem to fit the part So she searched for greener pastures But never could forget What he whispered when she left I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry And I know you do the same things, too So were really not that different, me and you Was it time ?or was it truth? Maybe both lead her back to his door As her tears fell at his feet She didn't say I love you What she said meant even more... I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry And I know you do the same things, too So we're really not that different, me and you and of course.... Everything I Do ( I do it for you) Bryan Adams Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into your heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all - I would sacrifice Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you

phatfat the waterrat

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The colour of air... Posted: 7/15/2009 9:41:40 PM
that's odd.... when looking at the forests the sky doesn't look green. hmmmmmmmmmm.

phatfat the waterrat

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POF cliche's Posted: 7/12/2009 4:39:16 PM
Looking for Long Term and they are on 200 favorites list... Oh yeahhhhh we know exactly what you are looking for baby...I don't think they make an icon for that one now THAT's an A$$umption........ some folks are on lots of ppls favourites lists because they HOST events. We fish have no control over who adds us and many never even look so don't take the time to delete. If in doubt,... I say just ASK.

phatfat the waterrat

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POF cliche's Posted: 7/11/2009 11:36:57 PM
well I am keeping this one HAHAHAHAHA -------\|\|\|------- Put this on your -------\|\|\|------- profile if you ---\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|--- know someone that -------\|\|\|------- died of old age -------\|\|\|------- looking for their -------\|\|\|------- perfect match -------\|\|\|------- on a dating site

phatfat the waterrat

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What is happiness..............? Posted: 7/11/2009 8:24:01 PM
^^^^HAHAHAHAA you are still splendid!

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What is happiness..............? Posted: 7/11/2009 12:53:51 PM
a surprise plane ticket :)

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POF cliche's Posted: 7/11/2009 12:49:07 PM
^^^ OMG that is completely the truth! best part is IF you meet them, they cannot even come close to keeping up. Hello? if you can't even go for a hike (ok stroll/saunter!) through a reasonable path in the woods ( or God forbid a FLAT beach) without complaining about your hips, knees and back and "I" am supposed to keep up with you? I have dated faster slugs. Don't judge a book by it's cover.. those who look good aren't necessarily as fit, strong or active or have stamina as those who don't so much look it. Let's not forget communication, honesty and trust are a must. nah you must be kidding... I am looking for someone who cheats and lies through their teeth WHEN they talk HAHAHAHAH.

phatfat the waterrat

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POF cliche's Posted: 7/11/2009 10:13:02 AM
this goes for both sexes.........must not, must not, must not, must, must, must, must, you must be. Don't message me if.... No , no , no ya good luck eh??

phatfat the waterrat

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nanaimo poker run Posted: 7/11/2009 10:01:48 AM
Where ; nanaimo at 10th street new rexall parking lot How ; meet at 1100 clock @10th street at new rexall store When ;sunday july 12 2009 @1100 the run will at Pipers pub on hammond bay rd Um ok we haven't even left yet and I am confused.... is the Piper's Pub in the same parking lot as this Rexal store?? or does it END at Piper's Pub?

phatfat the waterrat

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A Giant Step Backwards for Women..... Posted: 7/8/2009 6:58:00 AM
I shall agree on the physical capabilites . BTW paramedics was a poor choice. I work with paramedics and trust me they don't need to be super strong AND they always work as a pair. Slider boards/ back boards and stretchers make most patient movement far easier than ever having to lug a body of dead weight out of a building. Of course there are always those folks who are the exception to the rule. NO firefighter can carry a 300 pound person out of a building alone either. Do I think women have it easier than men? Sure in many cases. Then again men have advantages women don't,... it usually all evens out in the wash. The extremes of anything are what get folks riled up.

phatfat the waterrat

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POWELL RIVER CAMPING JULY 24th and 25th 2009 Posted: 7/6/2009 10:53:24 PM
erg don't count me out yet but it looks like I'll have to bail. DAMMIT...... I am flying to Alberta on the 1st and can't swing three weekends in a row. Going to see Misseyes on the weekend in Vancouver too.

phatfat the waterrat

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POF Secrets Most Women will never know about MEN Posted: 7/6/2009 10:48:09 PM
most women don't know that men truly believe that Tuesdays are steak and a BJ night. HAHA Stroke their egos... and see above post about being simple creatures. It's really quite easy.

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Should a band change their name if... Posted: 7/6/2009 10:46:18 PM
how about "the artists fomerly known as Doug and the Slugs"? LOL band members come and go... keep the name I say.

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Are there any ex Rollerskaters out there, Posted: 7/5/2009 7:38:48 PM
oh I remember those good old days in Edmonton...broke my thumb in speed skate avoiding some kid. I miss those days. I can't roller blade but I sure could roller skate.

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POF Secrets Most Women will never know about MEN Posted: 7/5/2009 1:04:47 PM
^^^ hahahahahahaha LOVE IT!

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VANCOUVER ISLAND JULY 17 -19 CRUISIN', TUBIN' & BEACH CAMPIN' WEEKEND Posted: 7/4/2009 10:06:23 PM
I picked my son up from camp today and crossed the river... oh MAN was it LOADED with rafters! looks like a great time you'll all have, wish I could make it.

phatfat the waterrat

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POF Secrets Most Women will never know about MEN Posted: 7/4/2009 9:32:54 AM
^^^ hahahaha. you go first Being someone who likes to help, I always found it 'helpful' when my husband was ogling some sweet young thing crossing the street in front of our car when we were stopped at a light to lean on the horn and yell out the window, "Hey! Nice rack!" or some other compliment. I'm sure he appreciated my helping him find the right words. OMG THAT is priceless!!! HAHAHAHAHA although I have to admit I am usually the one guilty of pointing out other good looking people,... hey we are all still breathing humans,...and as my brother says,... you can look at the menu all you want, get your appetite wherever you like ... but you ALWAYS EAT AT HOME.

phatfat the waterrat

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POWELL RIVER CAMPING JULY 24th and 25th 2009 Posted: 7/3/2009 5:05:57 PM
monalecia it's the caffeine women crave, not the smoothness erm..... ya, you keep on telling yourself that. ...are we counting sleeps yet??

phatfat the waterrat

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Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50 Posted: 6/26/2009 8:33:39 PM
^^^ reminds me of a statement someone once said to me...... "it's all black and white to me... no grey matter". they had NO IDEA how correct they were HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. These MJ threads (especially in global forums) make that painfully obvious. ~goes off humming MJ's tune,.... Black or white.~

phatfat the waterrat

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Do you see yourself as being fat/overweight Posted: 6/26/2009 8:15:07 PM
<~~~~~~~~ see name? ya I am aware I am fat.... waaaaay too fat. Got there all by myself and have to get it off all by myself too. I am not delusional enough to put prefer not to say for size either,.. BBW is the correct term and an accompanying full body shot to prove it. The fact I can still run 10k's 1-2x/wk is irrelevant... I am still overweight.

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