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 Author Thread: question to the girls
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
question to the girls
Posted: 10/27/2009 9:20:33 PM
there's nothing wrong wit a lil crazy some have more then others..

i can't speak for all but i don't mind some crazy there's good an bad exstreme an mild,,as long as your conversation doesn't end with you saying i don't give a f uck,,i'm killing me,,You,,an the dog,..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
First Message Do's and Dont's
Posted: 10/12/2009 8:39:02 AM
yup exactly what loveisamyth said


an pics/looks do matter as much as personality an character does..its all 1 big package an each person knows what attracts them mentally an physically as well as what turns them all the way off..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 86 (view)
 
what is with camera phone pics of dcks / come on
Posted: 10/4/2009 7:51:52 AM
ya know when it comes to certain threads an questions like this i'm always curious to hear from the actual people/extreme pervs who have an do these kinda of things all the time sending out or saying random s hit to anybody who emails them back or decides to view them on cam or give out a number at what second in thier mind does the light come on an they think hey i dont know this woman at all or even what her name is she doesnt even know what i look like i've seen her face pics an she did ask me to please only send a face pic back too an so far the conversation has been ok


but let me go an ruin it an make a ass of myself an let the first picture or image be a d ick pic or jackin off followed by saying so when can we f cuk? or hey all i got are cumshots an ass pics but whats ur address baby?..

is the wheel spinning but the hamster is now dead? do some people really think that this is the promising way to get laid or get a date..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 220 (view)
 
The Four favourite questions guys love to ask....
Posted: 9/7/2009 1:28:47 PM

aries looking said: When a man finally learns to touch a woman's mind and heart the right way, Sex, Won't be a issue. You will get all you want and then some.


yup he's right...i agree..

i mean heres the thing

the scenrio a woman gets appraoched or messaged by some random guy an she has only known him for 2mins of her life..

before he's even asked her name or what does she enjoy doing on the weekends or even how does she feel or what she's looking for..

she gets drilled an harrased with multiple questions of "SEX"
hey babe hey sexy you swallow? how big are ur tits etc etc etc..
can i cum over now where do you live can i do this an that an blah blah blah..


well dam son that would scare anybody off..
you just opened your mouth an vomit came out..

ok so in 2 minutes the man has already made it obvious that his only mission with her is to "F uck" an leave an hop to the next..he's not intrested in her as a person he don't give a s hit because IF he did have true intrest in wanting to know her..

then the conversation would have never started like that..

so not only have you made yourself look like a first class A ss hole.. but you don't even know if the lady herself is attracted to you physically or if your even her type or if she would have been intrested in wanting to get to know you on a mental an physical level an sadly you don't even know her name..baby an sexy has never been anybodies first name.

at this point even if she did find you cute or sexy or was eventually going to open an have intimate an deeper conversation with you or even if she herself wanted to get to know you better behind closed doors XXX lol..

you sir have already f ucked everything up for yourself..

with your rambo attack mission jumping out of nowhere hands in the air an d ick flappin in the wind as you run full speed at the woman screaming hey hey you do you swallow hey can i stick my c ock in ur ass..

ya that style of appraoch probably wont get you laid

wether it be in person or thru the net

that will get you beat up cussed out or charged with sexual harrasment or assult..

theres a way to do everything
an theres a certain way of appraoching an talking to people if you truely have any real intrest in wanting to be friendly an getting to know them as a person...

everybody is differant

we all want an desire differant things from life an from each other..

some peoples emotions are in thier hearts an minds..
some peoples emotions are just in thier penis or pu$$y..

an men an women are so differant i cant seem to really undersatnd how we can half way get along in the first place sometimes,, unless of course he's gay then its like peas an carrots -BFF- lol with the ladies..

however if your just out to f uck anything an everything then continue on with your rambo style technique true enough there's always that 1 dumb dumb out the bunch that will fall for it be like really?? you really gonna call me?? you really just wanna cuddle?? you really love me??....
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Repulsive penis ??
Posted: 9/6/2009 1:46:27 PM
Erinlove are you talking about that video of the guy who got tazzered by the cops repeatedly because he refused to put his clothes back on that dam costume he was wearing lol..if thats the same 1 you mean? i saw that 1 an sent it to friends i was crackin up he was high out of his mind,, i mean they did try an tell him nicely first but he refused an just kept running around if i was him i would never take my drawers off infront of anybody id be out buying all kinds of toys an creams an pills an a strap on to try an play it off to make my penis bigger his "d ick" looked more like a clit i was like all they gotta do is pinch his lil clit an he'll shut up..LOL
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Repulsive penis ??
Posted: 9/4/2009 5:48:32 PM
Pitch Blease

Closer2U


man yal killed it that s hit is right off of some rotten dot com site an faces of death..
just in time for Halloween LOLLLLLL almost...

i gotta have a few drinks before i get to looking at SUM of them pics an photos upclose or with sound turned up..my stomach an mind just can't turn right..lol..

but ya back to OP yes maam..ive seen some penises an pussies that looked a bit HMMMM>>??? ya i don't wanna touch that or have it near me..

i know i anit perfect never will be an dont wanna be but i know im good to go an pretty an clean in da right places..

an to the people who said dam whered ya find them at..

i doubt very seriously the woman placed an ad specifically saying she was looking for the most hideous an digusting person with bonus of digusting genital also..

just like i doubt very seriously if most women knew for a fact somebody was a serial rapist /murdereer or just got out of prison would be like ya ok come on over you might be good for me lets work it out an talk..

i mean i know just as the rest of us she just met what she thought was cool people an they turned out to be a freak show or have a freak show in thier drawers..

well all know what pleasing to our eyes,,noses an emotions an all the rest..

ya just never know these things when meeting somebody...

unless you put out a asap vip ad search for somebody who's werid freaky an grotest.,..or they show an tell you up front
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 75 (view)
 
Blowjob buddy
Posted: 9/4/2009 4:19:31 PM
------And to be honest I hate the word slut from males who readily accept the easy sex!!! Why is it a woman is a slut to you and others who want sex but you and other men aren't sluts because you accept easy sex?-------


the good ol double standard woman has many guys lined up for her every beck an call getting money & sex when ever she needs or wants it, she gets the label golddigger an ho/whore award.. man has many women lined up for his every beck an call getting money & sex when ever he needs or wants it..he gets the player of year award an points for being SUCH da "LADIES man"

if any man wants to fuss nag an b itch about how much a woman is a slut ho or gold digger then he/you turn right around an have sex with her an anybody who has a warm hole an heart beat or are giving ur money away like water in the hopes of sex then of course he/you/the guy is just as big of a HO/whore an slutty buddy as he/you wants to call the lady or ladies themselves an also an in some cases the biggest "TRICK" of the year..

in the meantime its the complant of if they/the person so bad an so dam nasty an so this an that miserable an horriable,,why ya doing it for in the first place? why you f uckin wit them? an why you still keep going back..??

i guess men got they own reasons for the s hit they do...


i read a sign that cracked me up an it said

"gold digger"
like a prostitute BUT only smarter"

i anit mad at them i got respect for the ladies of the evening an "gold diggers" hell they gotta get paid like the next person does they just going about it the exstra easy way..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 68 (view)
 
what is with camera phone pics of dcks / come on
Posted: 8/30/2009 2:56:14 PM
the whole camera phone an web cam an email an even in person an ect ect..

it's done to "Impress" an "Intice" an shock factor to test waters to see if they will get a bite or a "sex/sexy response or even offer..

or the above just to see what will happen or if they can get away with it..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Is He Scared or What?
Posted: 8/24/2009 10:41:15 AM
ah this classic act.. the "i like you so much an really wanna meet you an spend time, then OPPS they mysteriously dissapeared only to reapear wether it be days weeks months or some cases years later...been down this dark rode a few hundred times..

as we all know actions speak louder then words,, an time will always tell as well as trust/respect & "good lovin" is earned not just given away because they demand it or pressure you for it..

the reality is men like this have so much other s hit an drama going on that it would probably make your head spin if you found out the truth..it could all of the above they married gotta girlfriend or in some cases a boyfriend,, they have baby mamas out the ass an are heavly being bounded with child support tryna pay or skippin state to state,, or they have a lot of women thier playing with at 1 time,,or they are on parole or probabtion just got out of jail or prison or it could be drugs i mean the list goes on an on..so it could be anything but all you know is that they

1 day they are intrested an the next they fall into the magical black hole then magically pop up agian like everything is still cool like nothing ever happened..ya know it amazes me how people can play the dissapearing game then have the nerve to show back up like they still have thier place in line with you an that you would be thrilled to hear from them or see them agian,, like you to was the best of buddies..amazing actors i say..if it was me an i dissapeared from something or wanted to avoid somebody that would be the point to stay gone not show up agian anget myself caught up..

an even if you ask them where have you been why havent you called or what happened,, it's always the never fail lines of "O something came up,, or " been working" or "i've been busy".. whos to say that nither of these things could have been true but,, surely if the man has any real consideration for a womans feelings that he is truely intrested in an really wants to spend time with her he will find away to stay in contact with you regualry an learn how to pick up a phone even if its just to say hey how are you doing was thinking about you or do you have plans this weekend lets get 2gether an go out,,he will take time out his scedual to make a date with you...

my advice keep it sweet short an simple,, when they pop back in your life.. just tell them ya i'm kinda busy right now i'm seeing somebody so i would suggest that where ever you have been at an who ever you have been with after all this time,you need to take your ass right back to them an stay where ya at...i got bigger an better things to do now..take care man!
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 228 (view)
 
Why is there so little dating between white men and black women?
Posted: 8/21/2009 11:20:56 AM
out of curiousty Brunopolis why did this "big black Jamaican girl" beat you up??

was it something you said to her? something you did to mock her? or make fun of her?
or did you crack a not so funny joke about her an her heritage in front of people an of course she took it offensivly?
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 245 (view)
 
What do women think when a guy comes too quickly?
Posted: 8/17/2009 9:24:38 PM
on this note

Guerillastyle

an MsMicki

especially had a right to say that yes you as a person /or any man should be working on this issue an problem himself..learning differant techniques an trying differant pills or creams or condoms or ect ect to "help you out" yal can't just exspect a woman or even a man depending on which way you swing,,,to just be like all the time... awww huney that's ok maybe you'll get it next time i'll be here waiting for you...

15second? or a 30 second pop off..

dam son takes me much longer to light my cig an pour myself a drink..


i hope yal can eat p ussy an have 4play an play alnite like it's going out of style
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 52 (view)
 
Where are the love-help articles for men?!
Posted: 8/17/2009 8:36:57 AM
most guys probably wouldn't read them anyways or atleast take them seriously an if they did they would still revert back tothier old ways an what they was doing wrong in the first place when it comes to the ladies an love..

i'm gonna have to agree an give it to abelian

when he said:

Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman
.

ya this pretty much sums it up..

but there are books out there that i definalty think more men would be or are intrested in reading but it wouldnt be how to find love or self help on opening up emotionally an healing..

it would be under the catagory of how to get laid more,how to be a better player or better yet how to talk a woman out her drawers in the first 15minutes of conversation without ever having to spend any money or quality time with her..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 72 (view)
 
Sex with the lights off?
Posted: 8/15/2009 4:39:20 PM
while yes along with what many of the female posters already said about it,it can be awkward,uncomfortable an insecure issues wether with yourself or brought on you feeling like that resulting from how you really feel about the certain person your with at the time..


but i don't think i saw anybody mention really that hey sometimes maybe people just want the lights out so they don't have to look at the other persons body or face or funny or werid reactions they may have or be having,,so hince while in the dark you can visualize an fantasize about being with somebody eles maybe it's a 1 niter or weekend thing or fwb.. maybe you just don't wanna have to look at them or them look at you,,ya just wanna get it over with an done all lights off not even a dam nite light on or any kinda lights stays off till the deed/act is over with..

like late nite creeps you dont want anybody to see you coming or going or maybe you don't want anybody to see who your with,,thats why be back at your house when the sun is just now rising 5am or 6am time to go..

come on now i cant be the only person who's thought this or done this before..

but yes of course it's very differant if your with somebody you really like an care about, then ya lights on or off an be proud to be seen with then in day or night in light or dark in public or behind closed doors..



throw back moment
like in the movie Boomerang with Eddie Murphy when he was invited back to Lady Eloise house an he had to have sex with her during the bedroom scene he says it's a lil bright in here don't you think we can dim it in here an she claps her hands an the light go off an he says "CAN WE GET IT JUST? A LITTLE DARKER" priceless..


bedroom scene from the movie still funny till this day lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2qG4bq8jk
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 43 (view)
 
The three things that a man wants in a mate...
Posted: 7/23/2009 8:16:51 AM
well i've usually heard sum guys nag about gimme 3 things from a woman

p ussy

food

&

silence

thats it..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 450 (view)
 
Circumcised vs Un-Circumcised...
Posted: 7/22/2009 5:46:13 PM
now thats speakin it how it shoulda been spoken,,GoodWitchBeth

i agree an you are correct couldnt have said it any better myself..

with uncut you have the the ugly turtle head poking out

females being "cut" an males being "cut" are 2 differant things 2 differant procedures as she exsplained..

the ugly term is head cheese the crap that lies beneath an uncut penis..

as much as some men say O if you wash an keep things clean then there's no problem well guess what everybody doesn't wash or clean up after them selves there some nasty folks out here,, let alone some guys don't even bother wiping thier own asses or showering an washing balls an ass.. so ya infections an bacteria will definalty happen an grow regardless..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 96 (view)
 
This is a loaded question but alot of people wonder about this
Posted: 7/18/2009 8:27:43 AM
i've heard some guys say that the only reason why they need a woman is just for sex an to maybe cook for them or clean up after them,other wise they have no use for her, quote it was they have thier friends for companionship an family for love an a woman is only needed for p ussy an a maid..

i really had no comment after that being the 15th time i've heard that from several differant guys of all ages an races..

O an no these men werent directing that at me, it was either hearing it from discussions or over hearing it or them coming out in saying that when asked what they was looking for from a woman in life or a relationship..


so speciallady28 maybe your right in saying that some of us are looking for or hoping to bump into something that no longer exsit..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 241 (view)
 
Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man - by Steve Harvey
Posted: 7/18/2009 8:19:16 AM
i decided to post this in with this thread considering it does have to do with the book..

an it is up for discussion an opinions..

i'm sure the angry mobs will follow as well as the laughter an eyebrow raising of hmmm he has a point there...

i tried posting it by its self but it was deleted & over with quicker then a 1 nite stand..

so i'll post here an leave it open for people to reply an add to this current running thread..



a piece from Steve Harveys book Act like a lady,Think like a man...
the only way a
woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four
different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay
guy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.




Every woman needs atleast 4 differant men in her life to be truely satisfied an happy.

HERE WE GO

The old man—he’ll sit around the house with you, spend his
pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort,
and won’t expect any sex from you because, well, he can’t get
it up no way. From him, you get financial security.



The ugly
one? He’ll go above and beyond the call of duty to help you
out: he’ll take the kids to their lessons after school, run you
down to the grocery store, wash the car on the weekends,
babysit the cat—whatever you need, he’ll provide it because
he’s just happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any
kind of attention. From him, you get “me time.” He frees you
up to do all the things you need time to do.




And then there’s
the Mandingo man. You need a big ol’ Mandingo man. You
know what you gonna get from him. He’s big, he’s not that
smart, can’t hold a good conversation, got muscles popping out
from his eyebrows to his pinkie toe and when you see him, you
know he’s going to put your back out. That’s all you want from
him, and he makes sure he gives it to you real good. Mindblowing
sex—that’s what you get from Mandingo.




And then
you need a gay guy—someone you can go shopping with, who
doesn’t want anything from you but gossip and details about
what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly
guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing
monkey flips for a week. See, the gay guy gives you all the
conversation you need (smile).
Four guys, supplying each of your needs should bring you
happiness.


Ladies how do you feel? would having atleast 3 or 4 boyfriends or playmates in your life finally be the solution we all should do or have done along time ago? us knowing that some men can't even handle let alone satisfy/care for love an provide for even 1 woman in thier life or aren't even emotionally/mentally avaliable to give love an show affection an romance an give the time an effort that is needed for a real relationship to blossom wether it friendship or fwb ship?..


also if there are any women who already have this set up going on let me know how's it working out an going for you is your life more spicy an adventureous an are you smiling more or have that extra bounce in your step..??


an last but not least
men how would it make you feel or how does it make you feel to know that women or a woman wants an needs more then 1 man in her life to be content an to feel forfilled..wouldn't that make you feel like you don't have what it takes or that your not doing something right your not showing the affection & attention that she needs or make you wanna get your s hit together with the lady an step up your game up in order to keep that woman happy an put her first at your list not number 99 right beside cleaning up dog s hit an mowing the yard.


an ya know what that would probably stop some of the men from calling the women clingy an needy an too emotional because she would now have somebody eles to spend her time with when you didnt want to be bothered with her or werent around or didn't feel like or want to be romantic an spend quality time,,because somebody eles would be putting her first then wouldn't you become the "other guy" NOW who's always calling an wanting attention an sum luving from her an wondering where she's at an with who?? only to get your phone call or email returned 2 weeks or 2 months later saying "sorry been so busy"..but can we hook up now while i got time...shoes on the other foot now.did she just pull the dissapearing an reapearing act on you?


there's a phrase that says:
when men cheat they do it for physical in most cases sex or exstra sex on the side for whatever reason wether there wife/girl doesn't want sex with them anymore or he wants to have his cake an eat it to...


an when women cheat they do it for emotional usually they are no longer being shown love or affection anymore an are now just there to be they cook maid an nanny..

In the meantime let me know what yal think!
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 232 (view)
 
Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man - by Steve Harvey
Posted: 7/14/2009 10:51:27 AM
thank you Candache for the link drop to it.. i've been looking all around for a website other then amazon where i could read all of it at..

just down loaded it an can't wait to read!!!
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 84 (view)
 
Fickle
Posted: 7/6/2009 11:59:18 AM
i've been through that scenrio plenty of times,, the dissapearing act an then them reapearing when ever they feel like it ,, wether it be 2 weeks later or 2 months later 6 months or even a year later,,

an ya it is funny how they pop up like nothing happened at all an everything is still cool an they want to sweet talk ya an hookup agian..an some even have the nerve to get mad an throw fits when you don't want to talk to them at all anymore or give them numerous chances an "hookup"..why?? should you? so they can f uck it up agian an do the samething they did before.NO WAY..


girl


just tell them to go f uck themselves an say listen where ever you was at an came from an who ever you was with after all this time,,you need to take your sorry ass right back there with them i don't want ya..

because i got plans an have moved on to bigger an better things baby..

later.
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Texting before talking on the phone.
Posted: 7/1/2009 1:12:09 PM
I prefer texting an chatting online before getting to phone conversation.. it's like stage 1 if after seeing each others photos an there's some kind of attraction an texting each other to see if there's any there real intrest in the texting conversation to see if things are cool...then that's like stage 2 phone conversation & chit chat..an if things are ok green light with me an that person an we really wanna see each other then stage 3 meeting in a person..


personally i'm not real comfortable sitting on the phone with somebody that i'm really not into or don't know them that well..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
does anyone else check out their potential dates before meeting?
Posted: 6/29/2009 10:22:29 AM
ya it would be nice for the single women in the world to be able to know that the guy or woman they may or may not decide to meet with or hookup with

A) doesn't have a wife or several wives an girlfriends boyfriends an anybody eles thier stringing along to.
B) a bus load of kids that he or she is or isnt paying for or taking care of.
C) a string of crazy exs babies mamas/daddies an all that drama''
D) a criminal record a mile long having been in an out of jail/prison most of thier life for whatever charges or reasons.
E) doesn't have an exstreme case of mental illness splashed with exstreme verbal an physical abuse along with border line controlling/kidnapping tendencies.ect..
including theft,arson,murder,rape, very bad drug habit refer back to letter D

did i leave anything out i know i did..

i don't know about the rest of yal but there's a major differance between knowing the person i actually may want to invite to my house or even just catch a movie with has a criminal history of starting fires an theft or even rape an attempted murder along with crazy stalking exs their probably crazy because that person made them that way having to put up with thier s hit,,i don't want all of them or him or who ever coming into my life or place of stay.

I anit running no motel 6 no soup kitchen no half way house an i definatly anit no charity case worker.

take your s hit eles where..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 2320 (view)
 
Has anyone been brave enough to meet someone with no pic at all?
Posted: 6/28/2009 8:10:00 AM

Artemis2009 said:
Actually, I feel that those who don't post photographs should not be able to view photographs of others - just their profiles.



NO THAT IS A REAL PLAN!!

they really should start doing this on these websites..'

if you don't have atleast 2 up to date full pics an if your profile is fill with a bunch of prefer not say,, then you shouldn't be able to view everybody eles profile who has taken the few minutes to fill thiers out an upload pics..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 69 (view)
 
horror movies = red flag?
Posted: 6/22/2009 8:59:49 AM

Sidewinder154

Why on earth would what kind of movies a person enjoys be a red flag??? That would be like saying that a guy who watches Nascar every Sunday is a red flag. Pfft. I know girls who LOVE horror movies. Now if he was watching some sort of kiddie porn or beastiality movies, yeah...definitely a red flag. But horror movies? Nah......



AGREED!!

i love horror movies old an new..an so do some of the women i know..


 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Ladies, what are you so afraid of?
Posted: 6/21/2009 4:11:13 PM
ya what Jess20209 said...

an your 35

so why the age restriction of 24-33years old?

really?? whats up with that.. another man who doesnt want a woman his own age or older..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
How can BOB replace a man?
Posted: 6/21/2009 1:53:57 PM
Reckless Optimist


makes a real good point fleshlights// real dolls,, pocket p ussys..

has anybody seen the documentry on men who had custom made real dolls shipped to thier homes an the dolls became a every day real part of thier lives...

had to throw this in

Real Doll Exsperiences
part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrvbj2aRT1I

part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFUCF3qBAo

part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nreFIczU0

part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxQsvWXdh8M

part 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS_VQrVLmTs
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
How can BOB replace a man?
Posted: 6/21/2009 1:46:55 PM
Accidentally In Love said:


Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

* A vibrators only function is to please you.

* They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.

* They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.

* You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth.

* Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.

* Vibrators move.

* Vibrators find all the right spots.

* Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care.

* A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends.

* Vibrators never make a mess.

* You never worry about where your vibrator has been before.

* A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you.

* A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer.

* Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is.

* A vibrator is easy to turn on and off.

* You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home.

* A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you.

* Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living.

* A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked.

* Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing.

* Vibrators take up very little room on the bed.

* Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep.

* Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators.

* You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman.

* Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave.

* Vibrators never fart in bed.

* A vibrator won't turn off before you finish.

* It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time.

* If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed.

* Vibrators are ALWAYS hard.


lol i will be adding this to my blog hehe

O ya left out.. don't have to be pressured to perform on them or having to get them off too..

an a couple of other ladies made some good an truthful points also


bbwhmk said:
lets see..does the job better than some random guy who doesn't care about my pleasure (which seems to be more common than not), and I can't get a disease from BOB, nor can I get pregnant. BUt no BOB doesn't replace a healthy sexual relationship with someone I care for who cares for me....but until I meet said person BOB helps with the frustration.



roguesoul said:

My experience is that the majority of men orgasm while having sex with women, one night stands, or not.

Alot of women cannot orgasm that easily, some not through intercourse at all, and bringing some guy home from the bar/a date/hookup is definitely NOT going to give her the pleasure she seeks. So..until the right guy comes along and is willing to stick around for a while and learn how to give women the right kind of stimulation, the toys are preferred.


ya men get off either way an go on about thier business..

an there are a lot of women who can't get off on just a few strokes alone..

an hooking up with every random loser that says hello or hey let's fcuk isn't all safe an doesn't promise pleasure or something worth a girls time or anything that could be lasting or meaningful down the road.. an ya sometimes hittin the big O with a toy can be more pleasureable an much easier an quicker..

regardless wether im single or dating i love my growing collection of gadgets.. an don't plan to give them up or stop collecting..

an duh sure toys don't replace a human or can they?? hehe either way there great to have an fun..

everybody i know has a few toys an they are either married single or dating so it doesn't matter..

they have toys for men too..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 223 (view)
 
Why do so few women seek only sex??
Posted: 6/19/2009 9:42:04 PM
Forums001 said:
Haha men have actual power IF women let them.
Women hold all the power in sex and dating. They get what they want.
Sexwise, women want the hottest guy to have as a casual fling. This is why most average lookign guys don't get laid unless they get an escort. Other than that it is only when they are in a relationship.
Women are much more discrete and picky.
Men most times will take what they can get if it is just for sex. because most men don't get laid regularily when they are single.
Women know that when they are single, they got the power and can use sex as a weapon if they wanted to as well.
So sure men can have actual power, but sexual power will win in the end.
Have an affair with a married man and you are his dirty little secret, but then let the cat out of the bag and his marriage ends and his power is gone. And the woman walks away with a smile and says "take that a$$hole"


you killed it..nice





Have an affair with a married man and you are his dirty little secret, but then let the cat out of the bag and his marriage ends and his power is gone. And the woman walks away with a smile and says "take that a$$hole


you also forgot to mention not only sometimes does the other woman walk away sayin ya f cuk you too a sshole wit sum $$$ money but also so does the wife so that makes 2! well now that i think bout it 3 especially if the married man was on the down low /in the closet ya know he the "other man" got sum hush money too...


killed it..


last time i checked any woman an or gay man gettin f ucked dumped left an unsatisfied mentally physically an spirtually" by some random la douche bag never put a smile on anybodies face...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 181 (view)
 
Why is there so little dating between white men and black women?
Posted: 6/15/2009 9:19:06 AM
chadddddd is a douchbag don't listen to him girl..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Why are guys my age retarded?
Posted: 6/14/2009 7:05:50 PM
"boys are stupid throw rocks at them


O an to answer the question

well hell maybe the girl was just as drunk an or desperate as the others an wanted to get laid too! an she hoped for better things in the morning or later on that week...

s hit happens for many reasons..

an being lonely an desperate combined with drunk is a bad combination..

 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Why are guys my age retarded?
Posted: 6/14/2009 7:03:00 PM
now if only vh1 would have a show called:

i love the douche bags strikes back! YEAH

this would be a prime example,,

well atleast in 1 "ounce cough cough choke choke you seem to care that hmm the place is a stinky filthy mess an that puke an s hit an piss is not cool to just smell or have around to be seen"..

ya some chicks so do not dig that.

on the other half o my gawd LM AO its so "white dude spring break "dude i was just tryna get laid" O my f in gawd where are my clothes why is there puke an s hit every where an dam i still didn't get laid but thoses chicks where f uckin hott man WOO HOOO!!

the title should just be called why are guys so retarded "period" end of sentence

well duh uh i don't maybe cause the only member doing all the thinking an feeling for yal is the penis..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Male Chest Pics
Posted: 6/14/2009 6:17:41 PM
pump it up you weiner man!!

mmm DA mm YA pump it UP..

we don't need no weiny man like you..

arggghhhh!!

Yaaaaaa


lol my bad sorry but the dude muscle mikes had me trippen like it was like Arnold Schwarzenegger all of a sudden an i could just hear him talkin like that to somebody in the gym or on the street or to a female

MMMMM DA would you like me to pump it up or out..

watch me terminate this weiny man...


but on the real though i do got mad for love Arnold Schwarzenegger an his movies espcially the Terminators.luv em!. i was sad not to see him as himself in the 4th one.

call me Arney!smooches
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/14/2009 4:14:39 PM
can i have some brownies too?? i'll bring some vodka an shot glasses
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/14/2009 11:41:33 AM
i love all the lil sprays an powders,, there really nice to wear to smell good an keep you fresh as well as sexy...

an douching is your friend an keeps things in order..


however i know everybody is differant an doesn't use those things an never have...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/13/2009 4:55:20 PM
tayl0rd

see i don't know why some people men an women in general big or small don't use wash cloths gliding soap or warm water anit cleaning nothing you got all those dead skin cells an areas that soap or warm water alone is not going to to get scrubbed clean..

it's the same with men you play with your penis all day or whatever your doing an you mean to tell me you can't smell your own balls an d ick an s hit just as well as women you know you smell urselves don't pretend like you don't..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/13/2009 4:30:50 PM
me wonders the same thing guitarman,, however i know an i have fallen victim too an so have many other ladies that some women will put up wit almost anything when it comes to a "so called man" an the whole care an love an emotions bit.. down to stinky assed ness to cheating infront of the face...

but i had to jump in an say my goodness emruld you is too cute 20 years s hit i don't know how?? i couldn't stand 20 days or 20 minutes from how an what i read from you about this so called man of yours..good riddens the sooner the better you'll be a much happier person an lighter on your feet since you wont have that 20 year baggage dragging behind you anymore...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
I'm going to go with my gut What does that mean?
Posted: 6/13/2009 2:40:04 PM

Thank you, captain obvious. Could I get some peanuts on this flight to obvious land, please?



classic im so stealing that..

off topic but like when a guy says dam you have big breast..NO way your kidding right? i hadn't ever noticed or seen them in my life.. thank God you came along other wise i would have been completly in the dark..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/13/2009 2:37:15 PM
ok now im curious how bad was his hygien no_1_bby
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 6 (view)
 
I'm going to go with my gut What does that mean?
Posted: 6/13/2009 12:56:51 PM
it means you probably more then likely raised some red flags with her an now her womens intutions is screaming proceed with caution or bail out immediatly...

for whatever reasons something just didn't seem right to her or made her uncomfortable or uneasy so she passed..

i know i've passed up some poeple an things because i got the feeling something just wasn't right or could lead to a very bad situation...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Rain, rain, don't go away....(a sexual question)
Posted: 6/13/2009 11:16:58 AM


Sidewinder154 said:
I love rainstorms.... I used to sit on my back patio for hours and just watch the rain come down. If it was warm enough out, I'd go out and play in it. However rain and storms bring a sense of calm and serenity.... it's never been an aphrodisiac for me. If anything it makes me feel like a kid again.


i agree nice drizzles or calming rains with mild thunder is relaxing an calming to the soul..you can keep the lighting an tornados

i usually have myself a smoke an a drink an just enjoy the breeze an sight of it..

it's never been something that has turned me on either...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 11 (view)
 
RETURNING THE FAVOR
Posted: 6/13/2009 11:11:53 AM
O no not the dreaded 68 an i'll owe you 1 bit...

i hope no woman is fallin for that load of doo doo...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 92 (view)
 
Is it ok??
Posted: 6/13/2009 11:09:30 AM
the older men are worse then the younger ones when it comes to the rodeo hot dog shows an pics.. i usually just show them a pic of a penis or 2 right back ones that are usually bigger then thiers an ask if they like what they see.an can they deep throat.

lol.. boy do they get mad i wonder why? i mean they felt it was ok to show me thiers an asked if i liked swallowing an sucking so why can't i show them 1 too an ask the same questions..

now that's not fair..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 59 (view)
 
Hooker?
Posted: 6/13/2009 10:43:21 AM
well considering this post is 3 years old maybe since then the OP has lost his virginness or has been saving up enough money to have weekly sessions with ladys of the evening...
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
That Dreaded Awkward Silence And What to Say or Do
Posted: 6/13/2009 10:37:33 AM
hmmmm..?

well a person could purposely knock something off a table or desk to break the ekk in the air knockin over a drink usually clears the air,,O my gawd how clumsly of me or dam look at what you did!


or a person could fart really loud an play it off like it wasn't them

or a person could say well dam i gotta take a major s hit we better get going..

I have personally used that 1 to get out of a date early mainly because he kept pressuring me to spend the night with him on the first date so i busted out with i gotta take a s hit oo it's bubbling up bad man we gotta go now..hehehehehe
i didn't even like him like that he made me kinda uncomfortable through out the date,

or a person could say o look at the time i gotta hurry an get home to masturbate i just got a new dildo..


or a person could say dam i forgot i left my ex tied up in the closet so we 'd better go before they escape..

 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Does your mate/FUKC buddy's WEIGHT determine whether you give ORAL?
Posted: 6/13/2009 9:37:04 AM
emruld said:
i agree with above poster... the hygine thing... a freind of mine... showered every 2 days.... if its hot... i do 2 times a day... plus.. if im going to be with someone.... i make sure im clean! thats just common courtasy



it is about good hygien an keeping things trimmed up an shaved,,this goes for both men an women,, an being in the bigger then average catagory or whatever catagory your put in we already catch a bad rap but it doesn't help the rep if somebody of heavy size is sloppy an smelly an takes no pride in thier grooming,appearance an hygien..

this also applies to the avergae an thinner build poeple too gotta take some pride in yourself also a hair cut or shave clean decent clothes an a shower never hurt anybody...


an i have smelled some funk in my days from both heavy an thin build folks..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
So is he gay???
Posted: 6/12/2009 4:33:02 PM
ok well i wanna hear the bits an pieces or vibes that you got??

i have gay male friends an i know an they know all about the down low mens..

so whats all the juicy parts??

like what happened what did they do or say have you seen or heard anything was there a situation you walked in on an felt like you just interrupted something..

an what do you mean about he jumped up to fix him a plate?

s hit im listening.
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 452 (view)
 
Men who refuse to date women thier own age an older.why?
Posted: 6/12/2009 3:42:23 PM
browneyesboo said:
It's obvious to me and should be to anyone that
follows the forums, that if you're
a. single
b. over 50
c. overweight
d. female


let me correct you on b & c

if your over 30 some men consider that past your prime an your dried up..

an over weight well you could be fullfigured or a bbw hell that still obese right to some,,or even a lil bitty thing 15 pounds to 5 pounds over the maxium of the doctor chart either way your still a throw away in some peoples eyes..

an God forbid if your over 30 an still like to go out to the clubs an go dance or check out the spots an the music an people well now your just too old of a woman for that..

 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 446 (view)
 
Men who refuse to date women thier own age an older.why?
Posted: 6/12/2009 10:41:18 AM
ya he does look exactly his age..

which is not a bad thing because that is his legal age we assume.

i hate when people say example O i'm 45 but look 35 an act 25,, like really come on??

an true some of us do look exaclty our age or we may look older or younger,, but i think sometimes theres the beer goggle illuions that hmmm when i stand in candle light maybe i do look 10 years younger,, o an then thats when somebody turns on the floresent light an say who you tryna fool wake up!

i dont know about some of yal but if somebody is in thier 40s an 50s an running around like thier still 19 makes me think they haven't grown up an at that point in life if you haven't then you never will.. not to say you have to be a stick in the mud so to speak but come on even 19 year old guys running around acting like asses gets annoying..i would like to think that with age you got a lil stability an common sense going on..


an as 1 woman said ya it is funny how older men or maybe just some men in general b itch about older women wanting money an stability..

but at the sametime isn't that the samethings that attract the younger ones to the older mens.. the promises an hopes of money an stability
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 211 (view)
 
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 6/5/2009 2:07:18 PM
HSJS
an the rest who failed to see that i didn't personally hand write it thats what i said in the begining that i copied it from another womans page,, an obvioulsy if it wasn't a problem woman an man then wouldn't have to post an write about it or things like this or think it was "offensive or funny or truthful..

so if you want to blame somebody then blame urself for ur small endowment an the original author of this funny but yet truthful post....

o an hello to everybody eles who thought it was funny an found it to be truthful in parts,, pay no attention to the haters..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 265 (view)
 
What Changes in the male mind after sex
Posted: 6/4/2009 9:31:13 PM
i gotta agree with MistaPepperZ on this 1 considering he has a history of lame an selfish post..

however he is right when it comes to men..my bad some of the fellows




What changes a male's mind after sex?

Simple...

I got what I wanted.


nut busted now time to go! great example.

ladies it is what it is.

most mens heart is below the belt

an most womens heart is above it..
 that_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Male Chest Pics
Posted: 6/4/2009 5:47:17 PM
shirtless women an womens cleavage shots are hot,,

hairy chest pics an wrinkly penis pics of men are not hot..

woah didn't i just sound like a shallow hallow for a minute.hehe.

but maybe they deleted your previous chest pics because dude seriously you have that super serious creepy factor going on it's like the devil got busted by Chris Hanson on to catch a predator..not to mention the greasy birdchest pic you have going on now with the devils grin..

o an don't worry your not the only guy who has the creepy factor on here or on other websites..
 
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