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 Author Thread: Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
 twill1951
Joined: 10/9/2008
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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 4:51:37 PM
One of the funniest things that happened to me was while my mate and I were deep in the act I though we had damaged the bed, as it seemed to squeak with each move. The insesant pitch kept up and I sort of growled a few comments under my breath. It would not cease, even though I put a little "English" on my moves to try and adjust the squeak away without ruining the moment. Even though I had moved the mattress with my actions, the squeak endured. I was about to ignore it when the squeak began to develop a rhythm all its own! It was then that I looked over my shoulder to see her little dog, at the foot of the bed gripping a satin pillow turned on edge, mimicking our passionate romp, all the time squeaking with delight.
 
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