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 Author Thread: Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
 spazmo0
Joined: 10/10/2008
Msg: 79 (view)
 
Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 9:50:15 PM
A number of years ago, a gf of mine did it all time, anywhere. We were parked in her Firebird in a large park just after sunrise, and engaged in a strange sort of upright, leaning over type of 69 when I happened to look over and notice the tail end of a procession of about two dozen joggers going by. Some laughing, some aghast, some staring straight ahead. We had parked next to a trail when it was still foggy out. I explained to my lady what had occured as she couldn't see them from where she was. She was all for resuming, but I was through, my state of arousal gone. From that point forward, we referred to runners as jogger ***holes.
 spazmo0
Joined: 10/10/2008
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Best South Park quotes.
Posted: 10/15/2008 2:06:30 AM
Mr. Garrison: ...now can anyone tell me what 'sexual harassment' means?
Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

priceless!!
from "Sexual Harassment Pand" Season 3 07/07/1999
 
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