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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 5/26/2009 8:40:22 AM
That's a good one! I hate to admit it, but I was seeing two guys at the same time. So, one came over with a large bouquet of roses, and we were going at it when the second guy showed up unexpectedly at my apartment. While the first guy is busy scrambling in the bedroom to put his clothes back on, I let the other guy in the living room, as he knew I was home. (He was supposed to come over later that day.) He saw the flowers, and gave me a quizzical look, and all I could do was grab them and say, "they're for you!"

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Concerning the Nature of God. Posted: 1/4/2009 12:03:34 PM
I like the threads. First, Scarlett, I am with you in that sometimes I like to assume God exists without necessarily actually believing that God exists. I believe that thought, consciousness, and all intangible aspects of our lives are as much a part of our molecular structure and being as are the atoms that we are made of -- if I were to ascribe it to a particular place, I'd place it in the neutron of an atom; but in any case, the universe is as alive with thoughts and feelings as we are. We are the reflection of our home. Much the way people believe that we are made in the image of God (and I like the previous thread about God loving to answer questions), God is in fact not all powerful by anybody's definition. He/she/it set in motion a chain of events to challenge even "him"self (we'll use that word for a minute) . I live in Las Vegas and so gambling is a big part of people's lives here. It would be no fun if you won all the time. So it is with God. As Napoleon Hill said, there is one gift from God that even God cannot alter: your own thoughts. God can smite you, cover you with sores, put you in harm's way, put you in the hands of mind control freaks, and control everything on the outside of yourself, but God gave you a place where you and only you can travel: inside your own head. That's why prayer is so important, to ask for advice and accept help. But God can't make you pray, and can't make you accept goodness over evil, or anything else. That is all entirely up to you. That is the power you have in this vast universe that, for this one little universe inside yourself, you have your own unassailable power. God created us in our own image, they say, and part of that image is an untouchable power. Part of his creation was to create something of a gamble: which way will these people go? Even he cannot fully control the outcome. He can't make you love him, for example. Regarding the original thread of goodness and evil, God created animals to attack each other, inflict serious pain, and die in agonizingly painful ways. We all must kill in order to survive. It is not possible to live without consuming other things that were living; we cannot breathe, we cannot do anything without inflicting harm on others. I cannot reconcile that to god being good. It is much more complex than that. I tie this to the thread of us being caterpillars on the finger of god. But I believe we have much more capacity to understand than a caterpillar does of its world; we can wonder about the next level up, and the level after that, which the caterpillar does not. We at least know there is more.

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