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 pornrockstar
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 379
Just eat me already!Page 18 of 22    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
maybe he just dont like to eat ****, and if you need that, then you should let the dude go.
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 387
Just eat me already!
Posted: 1/28/2009 9:07:44 AM
I would find it hot if a woman said that to me literally.. in exactly those words:

"just f'n eat me already"

not that I would need the prompting, like this guy does..but sometimes verbal play can be hot..
 kissmesilly
Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 388
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Posted: 1/28/2009 10:41:28 AM
I wont date a woman that wont blow me all the way.
so in my mind, you should not date a guy that wont lick you to you scream.
just my opinion....
I went so far as to get my tounge pierced so that I could make sure to get her off .
 Loyaljon
Joined: 1/10/2013
Msg: 389
Just eat me already!
Posted: 4/6/2013 1:17:53 PM
some people can be incredibly self centered and selfish. to me it is more important that my lovers needs be met more than having mine met. I just love to pbring pleasure to my lover--what ever it takes. I can not imagine how cheap it would make a woman feel to have a guy just almost demand that she give him blow jobs. heck personally I love eating my girl almost more than having intercourse! Just me
 shine1274
Joined: 2/12/2013
Msg: 390
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Posted: 4/6/2013 2:08:35 PM
I just read the OP. Insane! Normally a guy will want to get his mouth down there the first chance he gets! Months? Something aint right.
 ErichWild
Joined: 8/24/2012
Msg: 391
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Posted: 4/6/2013 5:05:34 PM
My first time with oral she went down on me for about three minutes and then said "if you want more I am going to make you work for it" after like two minutes of me going down on her she flipped me back over. now she was terrible at it. but before we were together again i read about how to work a woman and watched a couple of *ahem* videos about the how to go down on a woman and had no problems from me ever.

also i love going down more than getting and nothing is ever wrong with a good ole 69
 AngelofHonesty
Joined: 1/4/2012
Msg: 393
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Posted: 4/6/2013 5:17:14 PM
Oh hell no....If a guy doesn't eat my kitty, he definetly won't be getting me to get his weiner off...And oral is very very important to me, so no I wouldn't stay with a guy that couldn't get that accomplished for me.. Why do you keep sucking him off if he's willing to get down there and tear that pooty-tang up? Please tell me why? If you want to be stupid and deprived in a relationship then stay and stop whinning, or do something about it...there's plenty of guys that love to eat p.ssy!!!!
 HUMHUMA
Joined: 1/14/2018
Msg: 394
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Posted: 3/26/2018 1:57:39 AM
LOL....two sided street!....have always given into a womans wims when it comes to giving her oral.....I prefer that over intercourse....and have had 50/50 not go down on me but it is what it is....and as for the hygiene the first time on some was a bit rough but once they find they like it they are clean after .....as for the jungle [hair]....I don't care....I just pick the hair from my teeth and enjoy the flavor!....lol
 SiennaBear2
Joined: 12/2/2017
Msg: 395
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Posted: 3/26/2018 5:43:38 AM
If a guy blew his load in my mouth without warning I'd probably vomit all over him, literally. Serves him right tbh. Obviously wouldn't date a guy like that. I'd prolly vomit and then cry and cancel the date. Or just cry and tell him off and say we aren't dating anymore.
 julystorm7
Joined: 12/25/2017
Msg: 396
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Posted: 3/26/2018 10:39:30 AM

If a guy blew his load in my mouth without warning I'd probably vomit all over him, literally. Serves him right tbh. Obviously wouldn't date a guy like that. I'd prolly vomit and then cry and cancel the date. Or just cry and tell him off and say we aren't dating anymore.


Me too Sienna.
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 397
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Posted: 3/26/2018 11:57:42 AM

unzipped his pants and ASKED me to go down on him! He said, "He wants some oral" motioning towards his member, then I replied, "Don't we all". He just zipped back up and said nothing. And just sat there watching TV.

What gives with this guy?

He did nothing wrong there at all. You rejected giving him a BJ. What was he supposed to do? Put on a puppet show for 20 minutes?? :) He zipped up and respected your rejection.

he wont go down on me! Please do not bring up the heigene thing, because that is not an issue here. I keep everything clean down there and shaved smooth. I've given him blow job after blowjob and me, I get nothing!

Then you have to SAY SOMETHING. Not "hinting" games. If you haven't asked him to go down on you, then you get zero sympathy points. If he says No, then you just tell him that it's unfair for you to give him any BJs if you don't feel absolutely 100% in-the-mood for your own sake to do it... and that in the end, a guy not going down on you is going to kill the sex life, hence the relationship.

If a guy blew his load in my mouth without warning I'd probably vomit all over him, literally.

Well, you're a Debbie-Downer when it comes to surprises, aren't you? ;) I once had this girl "holding back" from an orgasm and telling me to stop when going down on her... and I told her it's OK, just roll with it, etc. OMG, no lie -- she took my advice, and ruined my mattress. We're talking waterfalls. Like I'm trying to plug a hole in a submarine that was struck by a missile. Although female 'cum' has some of the same chemicals found in semen, most of it's the base component of urine.

Back to BJs / no-swallow... I think that's OK for most guys not to, as long as you're not deathly afraid of it, and turning a BJ into a warm-up for a HJ in the end.
 MachIMustangII
Joined: 2/16/2018
Msg: 398
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Posted: 3/26/2018 3:18:25 PM
just to go off on a crazy tangent....I wonder how many husbands are in the room when their wives have a baby, see the blood and whatever else that comes out naturally, and then get some crazy aversion to putting their mouth there again.

Female ejac does have the components of urine, but so does sweat, we, alas, do not have separate "Water reservoirs" in our body, our fluids share a bit in common.

for average looking blokes who have spent their life feeling they just didn't get attention for their looks, the benefit of good oral on a woman is....you get her attention. Just like men will talk forever about the lass who can "suck a golf ball thru a hose", the man with the silver tongue gets to hear from the friends of ex's, long after the breakup, about how she used to talk about his skills (I did, so i'm assuming its true for other men). the second best thing is you get to roam your hands everywhere without feeling like a creepy paw-er, b/c she's a bit distracted at the moment :)
 ThePigOfYourDreams
Joined: 6/30/2017
Msg: 399
Just eat me already!
Posted: 3/26/2018 3:22:23 PM

If a guy blew his load in my mouth without warning I'd probably vomit all over him, literally. Serves him right tbh. Obviously wouldn't date a guy like that. I'd prolly vomit and then cry and cancel the date. Or just cry and tell him off and say we aren't dating anymore.


Bahahahahaha.

 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 400
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Posted: 3/26/2018 4:39:16 PM

Female ejac does have the components of urine, but so does sweat, we, alas, do not have separate "Water reservoirs" in our body, our fluids share a bit in common.

Actually, something more recent went into that -- it's mostly urea. Not just mere components. There wasn't much research done on it for so long, and just ran by assumption. They did another experiment to validate this to deniers... asked them to pee a ton before sex. Hardly any ejaculate at all would cum out from the women who would otherwise gush.

In my experience earlier that night, we were at the bar for quite a while, and she was a beer drinker. I sure wish she went to the bathroom as much as the other gals in the bar did, that night.

I wonder how many husbands are in the room when their wives have a baby, see the blood and whatever else that comes out naturally, and then get some crazy aversion to putting their mouth there again.

Well, not that night, I'm damn sure. Of course, what makes one hold back for a while doesn't require that... but going down on them, tasting some iron, then seeing the color red. Makes you want to immediately gargle Coca-Cola and refrain from going down there for many days. :)
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 401
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Posted: 3/27/2018 2:35:40 AM
I would have waited till me was asleep and pussy suffocated him
 ThePigOfYourDreams
Joined: 6/30/2017
Msg: 402
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Posted: 3/27/2018 2:37:11 AM

I would have waited till me was asleep and **** suffocated him


You know the way to my heart.
 PennyAnte
Joined: 4/17/2016
Msg: 403
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Posted: 3/29/2018 8:02:15 AM
He must be Italian. They don't go down. Watch the Sapranos, when Juniors gf brags about his tongue she gets a lemon pie shoved in her face...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7IQ3xlUac

Watch the end..LOL.
 Chromis1
Joined: 9/9/2015
Msg: 404
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Posted: 3/29/2018 10:13:37 AM

I would have waited till me was asleep and **** suffocated him


I really dislike NBC's "Dateline". But if an episode aired based on what you've described ... Yeah. I'd watch it.
 ThePigOfYourDreams
Joined: 6/30/2017
Msg: 405
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Posted: 3/29/2018 10:47:40 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7IQ3xlUac


Damn, I really need to go back and rewatch this series. So much good shit. Such an incredibly disappointing finale, though.
 SiennaBear2
Joined: 12/2/2017
Msg: 406
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Posted: 3/30/2018 3:57:40 AM

Well, you're a Debbie-Downer when it comes to surprises, aren't you? ;) I once had this girl "holding back" from an orgasm and telling me to stop when going down on her... and I told her it's OK, just roll with it, etc. OMG, no lie -- she took my advice, and ruined my mattress. We're talking waterfalls. Like I'm trying to plug a hole in a submarine that was struck by a missile. Although female 'cum' has some of the same chemicals found in semen, most of it's the base component of urine.

Back to BJs / no-swallow... I think that's OK for most guys not to, as long as you're not deathly afraid of it, and turning a BJ into a warm-up for a HJ in the end.

Lol should of put her in the shower or bath, but you were warned.
A guy just cumming in your mouth doesn't include a warning or asking if he could.
I hate cum in my mouth, can't do it. Ick no wayz
 PennyAnte
Joined: 4/17/2016
Msg: 407
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Posted: 3/30/2018 8:37:50 AM
"Damn, I really need to go back and rewatch this series."
I'm binge watching on demand. I'm 100% Sicilian so I love it.
 mahwahgirl339114
Joined: 10/31/2017
Msg: 408
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Posted: 4/1/2018 2:29:03 PM
Looking back to the original post situation, awful lovers like this are why folks keep going back to the one who keeps mistreating them but gets it right in bed.
 nyct7720
Joined: 8/2/2015
Msg: 409
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Posted: 4/3/2018 4:47:17 AM
Sounds like he is not into giving a girl oral and there is alot of men like that but little do they know that's how their girl goes out finding someone else to fulfill their needs like another girl or another boy while still dating the main catch so my advice seek a side person or move onto another person but if you dump him tell him he doesnt eat you he will understand
 kath05858
Joined: 2/11/2016
Msg: 410
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Posted: 4/5/2018 8:23:52 AM
For the original post. She said something that was ambiguous, "don't we all." That could be a brush-off, or a hint (", including me!"). He probably didn't see it as a hint. I wouldn't dump him because of that one time, and I'd try to talk to him about it. However, if his idea of intimacy is watching tv, unzipping and asking you to go down on him, he may not be such a great catch after all.
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