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 GMan85615
Joined: 6/21/2009
Msg: 280
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Now, that's not entirely true...I have had truly terrible, "I'd rather be taking out the trash," blowjobs from women who were really getting into it.

And dynamite ones from women who were using it to get me where they wanted me.

Passion helps...but all the passion in the world doesn't make up for an accidental bang of the canine.
 GMan85615
Joined: 6/21/2009
Msg: 282
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Posted: 7/30/2009 8:31:16 PM
OK, I usually don't double post...but has any man on here ever tried to give constructive criticism to a woman...a woman over 20 anyway...about how she gives head?

I TRULY do not recommend experimenting with it.

(And ladies, there's no double standard on here. Most men who fancy themselves cunnilinguists are similarly impervious to advice...if you don't like what he's doing there MUST be something wrong with you.)
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 284
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Posted: 1/18/2010 6:13:55 AM
I think that women in general don't know how to make love to a man's loins except for professionals who get paid. I don't meet too many women who are lovers. Fvcking is easy. Drunks do it. But true love making is an art.

I don't know what men in general know, but from the movies and what not it must hurt like hell. I would never be as abrasive as I saw porn films back when I was a kid watching them. I don't watch them anymore because they were too brutal. The first time a woman 'jerked' me off I never had someone do that again who didn't treat my loins like a kitten. I can feel the wind blow across them, I don't need someone swinging from them like a vine. They need TLC and I see this severely lacking in most of the women I see. They are more interested in the 'tool' part of them and not treating them like a living thing. They are more interested in getting a nut and me getting one than savoring the experience.

A Good blow job, no. Fantastic fellatio? Indeed and hours of it if you are with the right fellatrice, c ock worshiper or oral artisan. Fantastic head means hours of a girl with a savory mouth and no end of hunger satiating my loins with her saliva till we both are delerious from it and have all but spent ourselves on it. Some sleep, a bit to eat and then it's back to her using her breast, face, mouth and tongue deliriously indulging herself in her favorite pass time. This is what it's like to be with a true fellatrice, a woman who loves to suck c ock.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 286
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Posted: 1/18/2010 7:27:34 AM
I disagree.....I have had great ones and bad ones.......and never dated a porn star or professional.

Some men think any head is good head, some don't think its wise to tell her it isn't good or doing the trick...............I know what feels good and what doesn't....besides she has to be liking it too for me to enjoy it....but I do know what great is...been there, love it.

Personally it takes me a while to cum....even with great head.

I think you have some issue's about this.....well, thats your problem, not mine.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 287
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Posted: 1/18/2010 7:30:03 AM
Me thinks your just trying to stir the pot here, or need to wash your****once and a while.....a foul, dirty tasting****isn't going to get much attention.
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 288
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Posted: 2/11/2010 8:11:28 PM
I would tend to agree most women don't know how, don't care to know how, are only interested in their lists of 'I want [s]' and could care less because all men want is one thing. Small shopping list then ha? And they are interested in everything in the world but.

On the side of the guys, most are so desperate they use a calloused Rosy Palm, blow up dolls, micro waved hamburger or sheep. So it's obvious if they are that desperate as soon as a woman kneels to do anything, even tie their shoes. They will get a hard on and go all dizzy. If she blows them, they are glad they got that much. So even if it was horrible and she bit like a piranha, they would want more and look her up.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 293
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Posted: 2/17/2010 10:05:32 PM

so in general because their are dozens of different blowjobs, there is NO ONE awesome style of blowjob to win. some guys like a woman who can make them cum quick, some men like the easy and style of doing it over a 5 or 10 minute time frame to get the full enjoyment and follow through. .


5 - 10 minutes is the slow type??
Hell, I'm just getting worked up to the good stuff in that time frame!
Gotta tease it till it has a life of it's own for the first 5 minutes!!
 MamitaMorena
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 294
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Posted: 2/18/2010 5:07:54 AM
Sounds to me like the OP has had a grand total of 3 blowjobs in his lifetime. If he had more than 2 or 3 he'd know that there are as many different techniques as there are stars in the sky. addition of toys and sex aides, food products, ticklers, using textile elements, stopping and starting, varying suction, speed, moisture, pressure. Using multiple parts of the mouth at the same time. The list literally can go on forever.

When you have more than just the 3 blowjobs you've had in this lifetime, then come back and repost this asinine thread.

BTW, as for my own "head skills"......I'll make you smart. (Think about it.) The ex said I'd suck a d***k till his head caved in....... and I'm done!
 lyrical74
Joined: 8/16/2009
Msg: 295
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Posted: 2/18/2010 6:12:49 AM
I have had extremely wonderful blowjobs, and some really bad ones too. I have never been with a porn star or a professional. Honestly I have seen fellatio being performed in porn and as far as I'm concerned they really don't know how to do it. It's all posed for the camera and they never go down all the way. If that is what you consider a bj then no wonder your not getting it right. If a woman went down on me like they do in those flicks I would make her stop and op for sex. Some women just have a natural talent for it. But blowjobs are like pizza when it's good it's really good. And when it's bad.... It's still pretty good. So unless they are using teeth then I really cant complain.
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 296
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Posted: 2/18/2010 6:57:15 AM
"...said I'd suck a d***k till his head caved in."

Does that mean you use that much pressure?
Are that hard?
Take a long time?
Do it more often that not?
Not much of a hint.
 MamitaMorena
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 297
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Posted: 2/18/2010 7:09:35 AM
In other words...I had no problems doing it and was VERY good at it. I didn't think it was necessary that I explained that. O_o
 lyrical74
Joined: 8/16/2009
Msg: 298
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Posted: 2/18/2010 7:46:47 AM
Mamita. I think you said it very well. It didn't need any explaining. It made perfect sense to me. If a man say's that then it's got to be good, and he's got to be one lucky son of a gun.
 thatusernameistaken
Joined: 5/4/2009
Msg: 301
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Posted: 2/18/2010 11:09:28 AM
#1 - Yes, I'm sure that some women are much better than others at oral sex, just as some men are better than others in pleasuring a woman. I've had a poor BJ (not going to say bad as there is no such thing), and I've had some pretty incredible BJ's.

#2 - Same kind of answer as above. I received BJ's pre marriage that were ok, then was with my ex for 10 years and had what I thought was good BJ's. Then the last girl I dated took it to a whole other level. By far the best Ive ever had and will miss it since I broke up with her. :p
 *buzz*
Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 302
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Posted: 2/18/2010 12:52:45 PM

... that they shoot in all of a minute or less

OP, we all are unique individuals with our own approach and touch. Where one 'damsel in distress' excels another one can fail but I'm also convinced that even a moderate way of making a man purrrr would be a , wouldn't be?

IMO, "tuning" takes time and practice makes perfect. "Two to tango"? Always!
 lobster tales
Joined: 8/7/2009
Msg: 303
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Posted: 2/18/2010 1:04:01 PM
I have to say that the op seemed to have a negative feeling about this whole activity. My thought is this....if two people are at a level so intimate that they can share each other orally, the activity will ALWAYS be good. If you emotionally detach yourself, then of course it lends itself to doubt. Remove emotion, and you have intercourse, not sex. Invest emotionally young lad, and I do believe you will find you will never receive a "bad" oral experience again...because it will not longer be a "job"

I'm just sayin
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 304
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Posted: 2/18/2010 2:47:59 PM
I so happy some of you understood it so readily. But saying she didn't have to explain when someone else asks a question is being kinna selfish for someone with such a big cranium they get stuff before us smaller minded people do. That's why we ask questions. So there will be no misunderstanding. Regardless of whether you Einsteins think it's necessary or not.

Thank you for clearing that up for me lady. Sometimes we diggers like to see what's there. It's because I share the same appreciation, from the male perspective. Glad to see more women like you are alive and kicking and have no problems 'doing it.'

"In other words...I had no problems doing it and was VERY good at it. I didn't think it was necessary that I explained that. O_o"

I kinna found it, very necessary. Comforting actually.

They all shoot in a minute? What kind of men do YOU choose. Heck, with the right woman, unless she's swinging from it, I can go for hours.
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 307
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Posted: 2/18/2010 4:37:38 PM
I have no idea what you are trying to get at jc. I never put my intimate life out there as to what I was or wasn't getting. I do fine, thanks for tha advice, but I am guessin you wouldn't know what it's like to be a man. Just guessing.
 MamitaMorena
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 310
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Posted: 2/19/2010 5:01:04 AM

Mamita. I think you said it very well. It didn't need any explaining. It made perfect sense to me. If a man say's that then it's got to be good, and he's got to be one lucky son of a gun.


Lyrical74, I thank you. And past tense, sweety, he WAS lucky. Like Joni Mitchell says, "You don't know what you've got till it's gone."

I will agree with ALOT of posters that the OP doesn't seem to know d1ck squat about rfecieving or giving head. Possibly one of those men that the mere mention of fellatio makes him cream his shorts. I can only speculate from his comments. I don't know the man on any personal level.

But a pointer or two.....

Men, STOP ASKING WOMEN FOR HEAD!!!!!! *ahem!* If we want to do it, trust me, WE WILL! Just like we don't have to ask men to go down on us (which I've learned some women actually have to)

Stop talking during fellatio.- Just have a nice hot cup of "Shut the f#ck up" and enjoy the show. Heavy breathing, moaning, groaning, and grunting are the only acceptable forms of communication.

That leads me into...

Stop giving directions- You are not Roman Polanski. I do not need a virtual play-by-play on how to suck a c@ck. Really I don't. If you were so friggin good at it, you'd be doing this.

My ponytail/bun/braid is not a handle.- I don't think I need to explain this.

SOrry about my rant. Just my own viewpoint as a happy c@cksucker.

 MamitaMorena
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 311
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Posted: 2/19/2010 6:35:36 AM
You tell me. You're down there more often.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 2/19/2010 7:00:04 AM
Just goes to show you how much we all differ in our styles!!


Men, STOP ASKING WOMEN FOR HEAD

Go ahead........ask me.......beg me actually!!


Stop talking during fellatio

oh no!.......talk to me......tell me how it feels.......guide me on how hard or soft......
Tell me how much you love my lips wrapped around you!


Stop giving directions

refer to above comment!!


My ponytail/bun/braid is not a handle

hold my hair.........pull my hair......just don't ever think you're the one in control

Just a different viewpoint from another happy c@cksucker!!
 Mmmm.Tony
Joined: 1/13/2010
Msg: 313
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Posted: 2/19/2010 1:30:30 PM
" No man in his right mind will risk loosing his supply of blowjobs, even if they are awful. "

Total BS!
I have on many occasion, stopped the feral fiasco and saved my appendage from missing bits of skin. If you are going to just make up facts out of thin air, let me know so at least I can start making up some whopper BS to accuse women of also.

No man in his left over mind would walk away, especially if he is spineless, desperate and gives arrogance what it craves.
 Tim61
Joined: 3/2/2007
Msg: 314
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Posted: 2/19/2010 8:58:05 PM
I have only ever had 2 Blow Jobs !!! so where do i fit into your criteria ???

Tim
 PartPopsicle
Joined: 8/22/2012
Msg: 316
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Posted: 12/16/2012 11:45:43 PM
Doesn't look like male sexuality is a popular topic with women in any age or era.
 Brandywine2012
Joined: 7/30/2012
Msg: 317
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Posted: 12/17/2012 4:06:33 PM
HONEY THEY DON'T CALL IT A "JOB" FOR NOTHING!
 PontiacXO
Joined: 12/12/2012
Msg: 318
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Posted: 12/17/2012 4:47:40 PM
I definetely agree with Leeanne, if a woman enjoys doing it and she knows how her partner is she will give a good blowjob
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