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|I think you're going about this all wrong. Your logic is flawed. What you need is more practice and conditioning. If you were going to run a marathon, would you prepare by resting for weeks before? No, you'd practice running longer distances at an increasingly faster pace, right?|
Posted: 7/17/2008 2:20:17 PM
RULE #1: Never refer to my genitals as....."my little man".
Posted: 7/17/2008 2:47:18 PM
|I guess I'm lucky. Watching my mate enjoy the fruits of my labor generally turns me way on. As far as masturbation, be careful how much you do it. An extreme amount of self stimulation can cause you to enjoy more friction than you can get from a vagina. A loss of sensation.|
Posted: 7/17/2008 2:51:15 PM
|Of course, if you have a problem lasting, turning to more masturbation|
might help you out.
Posted: 7/17/2008 3:23:01 PM
|Six times per week is too much? It is not too much even per day!!! 6x7=42=optimal frequency per week; anything over that might be a distraction from everyday activities, but I am not sure about “too much” part!!!|
Well, males are probably different…less sexual one might conclude from this…
Posted: 7/17/2008 4:11:00 PM
|I hope you own stock in Jergens lotion ... just as a hint, don't buy the kind that has the "self-tanning" application. Could make for some embarrasing moments!|
Posted: 7/17/2008 4:15:54 PM
|Masturbation detox. Is there a 12 step program for this? |
The first step is to admit you have a problem.
Posted: 7/17/2008 6:03:34 PM
|Good Golly! First off I hate any rules when attached to sexual play! I'm actually at a loss for words - 'cause most men I know are so turned on by pleasing their women that they don't have a chance to go soft! I guess a****ring would do - or you need to have her assist in keeping you stimulated!|
Posted: 7/17/2008 10:30:54 PM
|^^^ "1)No moaning allowed"|
Scruffy....'allowed'....or....'aloud'? Cuz' I can probably handle the latter. Otherwise, it seems to be a 'rule'!
Posted: 7/19/2008 10:06:21 AM
|hehehe I became better at it after marrage. did i say that?|
Posted: 8/25/2008 1:09:33 PM
|like my mom said....STOP IT OR YOU WILL GO BLIND|
and its true i have to squint to read this computer screen
Posted: 8/25/2008 3:28:02 PM
|OMG I have heard it all now. A guy has to ask permission to choke the chicken!! Damn dude that is the problem is you are trying to go blind( going blind from that is bullshit unless your hand slips and you hit your self in the eye ). |
Stop whacking the damn thing for a while and your sex with your girlfriend will improve. And Mr. Woody will work much better.
Posted: 8/25/2008 4:03:29 PM
|Oh, I misunderstood the thread title. I thought it was, "Masturbation Rules!" i.e. like it's really cool.|
Posted: 8/25/2008 4:22:09 PM
|RULES? NO ONE TOLD ME. You mean I have been doing it wrong all this time?|
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:28:53 PM
Personally, I have found that masturbation can become a sanctuary, and sometimes we prefer it to the other choice (the girl) because its familiar and it takes less effort. I'd recommend what other people said; the mutual masturbation. That helps to combine something personal with something external, and hopefully it'll strengthen the connection. You need to be sexually comfortable and of course HAPPY with your girlfriend, so spare no effort in making it so! If you two want to make it work, don't worry; it'll happen. Good luck!
Posted: 8/26/2008 5:18:29 AM
going blind from that is bullshit unless your hand slips and you hit your self in the eye ).
dont be so sure ...i had a broke right arm ..and no girlfriend one time ..six weeks with no relief.....after i got the cast off i cummed so hard that i busted blood vessels in my eyes
Posted: 8/26/2008 11:17:31 AM
God I hope this never happens to me...
its not that bad ...not painfull...eyes just blood red for a few days...then purple... then yellow fading back to normal...they dont do anything for it
just glad the pressure went that way if you bust a nut ...literally..now thats painful ...and you aint goin to be good for nuttin ...id rather be blind