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 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 76
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It's no trouble. I don't own the space, I just rent it and I always like the company.

Geez, today has been wacky...I've had no time to sit down and catch up with ya'll. And now, I have to do more stuff in preparation for tomorrow. My little legs haven't stopped going since 6:30 am today.

I'll be here tomorrow, though. In the meantime, make yourselves comfortable here.
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 77
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 2:03:19 AM
not yet!.....hmmmmm
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 78
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 3:16:03 PM
I like this bird!.....you are pretty good at this stuff!.....keep it up!....
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 79
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 5:14:42 PM
Hello peoples. Bird... good stuff. Your iambic pentameter is still a bit bent, but it seems to have found it's own rythm. Good to see ya'll here.

The sad news is I don't know if I have a poem in me today. Work was a bit of an effort and the 30 km ride back and forth in the heat has wiped me out. I'll try something here:

===============

My armpits
Are moist
Damp
Wet as spring
Odiferous
Like
Beef vegetable soup
That has sat
Under the radiator
For
A fortnight.

================

Terrible. How about a bonus haiku?

=================

I'm going to wash
The nasty goatsmell away
Down the shower drain

=================

Like I said...uninspired. Alas, poor Goaty...I knew him, Horatio.

Tomorrow, then.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 80
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 5:24:53 PM
You're far too kind to me, Zee.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 81
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 5:34:27 PM
Aww....Zee...you're making my hard goaty heart crumble...

Nope. That's hunger. Time to feed the beast.

But thank you. Your integrity is equalled by your generosity.
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 82
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 9:28:29 PM
zee how did you find me here?.....LMAO....I loved it!......
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 83
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 10:40:53 PM
LMAO!!!!!!...........OK YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE!......LOL
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 84
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/12/2004 10:56:21 PM
this wiggle thing that you speak of, is it anything like *raises*?....LMAO
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 85
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 6:20:58 AM
sorry goat.....you can have your thread back.....*I think*........LOL
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 86
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 3:01:08 PM
*opens* the door slowly.........and ask is everything ok in here?........
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 87
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 7:59:32 PM
Busy little place here. It's a good thing you guys are breathing life into this thread, otherwise it would sink to the bottom like Evilcuppycake's stuff.

And speaking of busy....yup. This job might kill me if it keeps up like this. I've heard this is the busy period, so lucky me for starting at such a great time.

Well....a poem...let's see what I have in my other pants....

==============

Paperwork rolls like a river
A hard copy stream
Pausing to remove the staples
Rolling past Accounts Payable
Rolling past blind hands
Rolling past my eyes
There must be an ocean
Where this river collects
And pools
And seeks its own level

===============

Rough day at work? Kinda. Lots of paper to deal with and manage. This goat isn't quite used to it yet. When I do, a nice rythm will set in and I'll have time to write the poems I have stored in my memory right now.

So...who's all been here? I'll have to go back and have a look.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 88
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 8:15:05 PM
You mean the urine smell doesn't bother you?

That's kinda...well, kinda cool.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 89
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 8:20:38 PM
Ooooh, I see. You guys cleaned up around here.

Yeah, it doesn't stink here<<<<<<<<<<<

But it does here >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pretty good. Thanks.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 90
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 8:43:41 PM
Well, this will all the allergens will be thoroughly dampened down with a hefty splash of urine pretty soon.

It's be best for you if you didn't stand so close. I'm like a lawn-sprinkler when I really get going.
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 91
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/13/2004 8:50:59 PM
zee are you in here?....*looked* everywheres fur you.....
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 92
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/14/2004 3:11:13 PM
GREAT!....I didn't see you peein there goat............

so as of now I have stepped in pee twice now!....LOL
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 93
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/14/2004 5:17:42 PM
Do I smell urine? Why, yes...yes, I do! Nothing like a pungent blast of pee to really kick you up a notch after a sweaty day at work.

Well...let's see...poem, huh? Ehrm.....

=========================

There once was a woman
Who didn't like men
So she screwed herself
With a fountain pen

The pen, it broke
And the ink went wild
And she gave birth
To a coloured child

=======================

I can't take credit for that one. I read that somewhere (and it could have been a washroom stall in Calgary) and somewhen during my travels. Too hot and tired to be creative today.

Well...off to the next disaster.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 94
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/14/2004 7:40:23 PM
Okay, that last one was a gross violation of my senses. Maybe a haiku can make up for it?

==============

Haiku is drivel
formless, aimless, like vomit
So says the Birdman

==============

Maybe I need you guys to inspire me?
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 95
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/15/2004 6:26:10 PM
Gee, I must have scared everyone away with my drivel. Oh, well...I can't guarantee what the next poem will bring. I'll provide my own inspiration..

============

The beer bottle sweats
Brown, glistening
Cool to the touch
Perspiring like me
Sweating like Elvis
In his 1965 concert
Dripping like a side
Of pork on a spit
Over an open flame
I haven't cracked it yet
It hasn't sneezed
It's carbon dioxide spitum
It just sits there
Brown and mocking
Retaining cool amber liquid
I'm gonna go
Fondle it
Lovingly

===================

Well, it was a handy inspiration. A beer for me and I drink to thee! Eins, zwei...gesuffa!!

Glug glug.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 96
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/15/2004 8:14:03 PM
Oh, I thought that was a dead cat or something. Thanks for letting me know.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 97
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/15/2004 8:26:01 PM
Ahh...beer. My God, does it inspire me. Zee inspires me. Thanks for starting that thread, darlin'

=====================

You know, a bottle is like a soul
I gathered this evidence
Through partaking of a beer
Or two
Look at this bottle
How it stands proud
Full of potential
And five percent per volume
It's what's inside
That counts
Is it dark and mysterious
Or a light lager
Or some damned rice beer
The label can tell you
Some things
The rest is up to
How it meets your lips
Your tongue
Your heart
And how it spreads warmth
To your belly
And relief to a hot brow
When it's spent
And the bottle is standing
There, bereft of what
Made it once special
The condensation wicking away
A memory lingers
Of the secrets inside.

==================

Ding! Order for table three! Fries and gravy and escargot on the side!
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 98
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/16/2004 2:06:04 AM
waitin for bird to post some of his poetry.......muuuaaahhhhhhhsssss babe!
 PEEPEEHEAD
Joined: 7/2/2004
Msg: 99
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/16/2004 2:10:58 AM
NO BUT I BET U WOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME WOULD U ??????
 GothicOrchid
Joined: 7/11/2003
Msg: 100
Re: GoatSmell's Own Poetry Thread
Posted: 7/16/2004 2:13:46 AM
WTF EJ?........are bein a sh*thead today or what?.......
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