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 feelslikethefirsttime
Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 200
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How many Girls did that work on?
 polly1179
Joined: 11/14/2008
Msg: 201
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Posted: 8/12/2009 5:12:18 PM
If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down...you blow the hell out of me.

Dammmm....I heard milk does a body good...but how much milk you been drinking?
 scottrik
Joined: 12/4/2008
Msg: 202
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Posted: 8/12/2009 5:40:36 PM
If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together
 snakebird
Joined: 5/15/2009
Msg: 203
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:26:19 AM
[Hi there, I'm not sure if your into professional Roller Derby, but I'm JB...]..
nooooooooooo....lol
 mlc55
Joined: 8/8/2009
Msg: 204
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:43:50 PM
"Fat penguins. I just wanted to sy something to break the ice."
 xGoodtime78x
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 205
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Posted: 1/22/2012 3:54:45 PM
Russian........

Male: Are you Russian?

Female: No why?

Male: Because your making the blood Russian to my d***


Jamaican........

Male: Are you Jamaican?

Female: No why?

Male: Because Jamaican me horny
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 206
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Posted: 1/26/2012 7:34:56 PM
The napkin is genius. I'm going to have to use it soon.

My favorite,

Hand a woman a piece of paper that reads "smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch them try not to laugh
 808sihsworld
Joined: 2/25/2018
Msg: 207
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Posted: 3/3/2018 10:29:40 AM
Hey nice legs, what time do they open?
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 208
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Posted: 3/6/2018 9:08:22 PM
When I'm asked for my phone number....
I had them a piece of paper with 911 on it.
I always say if my dad answers just hang up.
( In BC if you hang up on 911 they will show up at your house)
Busted!
 realtysucks
Joined: 8/25/2018
Msg: 209
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Posted: 8/30/2018 10:36:21 PM
Let’s see if this works

This “Me Too movement” is getting way out of
control. How is one supposed to pair up or
dare I say “Get Lucky”. Daft Punk anyone......
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