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 dec16dragon
Joined: 7/26/2008
Msg: 27
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Oh these posts are great! Here are a few, hopefully they can be worthy of this thread!

Did you wash your clothes with Windex? Bcoz I can see myself in your pants!
Do you like my cologne? It's Scent of a Hard-on.
 UTURN1
Joined: 8/1/2008
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/12/2008 6:58:28 PM
Wanna go halves on a kid?
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:18:54 PM
Hi! I never seen you sober before wanna drink?
 James_in_SD
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:22:43 PM
Hi, how do you do?

Well, I always get a laugh with it...
 qu1nn
Joined: 7/16/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:35:07 PM
I love that dress you are wearing, I bet it will look even better rolled into a ball on my bed room floor :)

( Woman eating a strawberry) WOW! I have never wanted to be a fruit so bad in my life!

( I am from Texas) Wow, you have a lovely accent, do you have any Texan in you? "No."
Do you want some?
 sugarstwisted9
Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/13/2008 12:54:42 PM
Nice Shoes


Wanna Fuc*
 qu1nn
Joined: 7/16/2008
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/13/2008 1:16:59 PM
If I had a nickle for every bed room window that was left open for me...
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 8/17/2008 4:00:24 PM
You want me to do what? Ok.
 Soimdaddy
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 35
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Posted: 8/17/2008 11:28:31 PM
Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them...

if you want an interesting reaction walk up to a woman and tell her...""I would so love it if you sat on my face..."""
 Abscynthe
Joined: 7/3/2008
Msg: 36
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Posted: 8/18/2008 10:43:26 AM
I was walking down Whyte Ave in my town and I had a guy walk up to me and say ......" If I was a cute little puppy dog and followed you home, would you keep me" .... I was not interested however it was flattering, I replied " Sorry I live in an apartment and I can not have pets"
 alex thats me
Joined: 8/12/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 8/18/2008 11:57:39 AM
now thats funnny
 Heptone
Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 8/18/2008 1:46:08 PM
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? That's funny.
My favorite from the movies, I think is from Humphrey Bogart:
"Wanna come up for some whiskey and sofa?"
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/18/2008 10:26:20 PM
I liked Harpo's he would just give a girl his leg.
 Soimdaddy
Joined: 7/8/2008
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/19/2008 12:01:38 AM
CAN I OFFER YOU SOME CHIPS AND DICK
 jumper42
Joined: 8/5/2008
Msg: 41
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Posted: 8/19/2008 2:59:00 AM
"Lets go somewhere and pretend your knees hate each other"
 BikiniiBabe
Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/21/2008 1:32:45 PM
Here are my favorites..surprised..becuz these are all recent

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to **** you on the floor."


"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."


"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"


"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"


"Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. "


The first and last are my favorites
and I did like the "winks like a tiger" * wink!*
 massageguy72
Joined: 3/21/2008
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/21/2008 1:51:28 PM
So a guy or girl walks up to you on the street, bar, store wherever and asks you.... "Excuse me, but do you have the time?'


Your reply..Look at your watch and say"Sure! I guess so, but do you have the energy?"

Guaranteed a laugh if they are quick enough
 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 44
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Posted: 8/21/2008 6:42:35 PM
Just recently, a gentleman approached my friend in the grocery store, and asked if he could borrow her cell phone to make a local call. He seemed "nice/harmless." She assumed he probably had to call someone about which groceries to bring home. He called a buddy (guys name), thanked her and gave her back her phone. Then he said she was very nice, he was new to the area, told her his name, and asked her name. Next he told her, he actually called his own place, and would love to take her out for coffee some time~! If she was interested, she could just call his number, already on her phone~!

Now, she wasn't interested in the guy, as she had a boyfriend, but we both thought that pick up line....was smoooooooth~!
 gigulzz
Joined: 7/15/2008
Msg: 45
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Posted: 8/21/2008 7:32:44 PM
holy fcuk.... I almost dropped to the floor laughing at this one......
now THAT's a line!
 Smuggler1
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 46
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:29:33 AM
ROFL...
So a guy or girl walks up to you on the street, bar, store wherever and asks you.... "Excuse me, but do you have the time?'


Your reply..Look at your watch and say"Sure! I guess so, but do you have the energy?"


Nice....
 bear45408
Joined: 7/30/2007
Msg: 47
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:53:09 AM
How about: "You're making this eye contact business exceptionally difficult, you know!"
 shamrockguy
Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 48
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Posted: 8/22/2008 7:39:27 PM
If you get blown off when you ask someone to dance, you might say, I'm sorry I guess with the music being so loud, you misunderstood, I did'nt ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.
 massageguy72
Joined: 3/21/2008
Msg: 49
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Posted: 8/22/2008 10:51:39 PM
totally off topic but how do you copy and highlight text from a response??
 Bee338spurs
Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 8/22/2008 11:04:50 PM
"Your parents must be retarded because you're special".
 Smuggler1
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 51
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Posted: 8/23/2008 4:46:02 AM

If you get blown off when you ask someone to dance, you might say, I'm sorry I guess with the music being so loud, you misunderstood, I did'nt ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.




Oh thats GREAT!!
wooo hoooo
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