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 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 52
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good question...let's see if this works
 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 53
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:54:12 AM
oops~! guess I couldn't figure it out either.
even checked the ForumL most recently asked questions....wow...lot's to sift thru~!
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 54
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:51:05 AM


totally off topic but how do you copy and highlight text from a response??


click on post reply look at the words above the smiley on your right.


on topic

Do you smell something?
What
Smoke because you are on fire.
 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 55
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/24/2008 7:12:24 AM

This allows you to quote a previous post.


Thank you so much VVendy~!

It worked! I copied the
This allows you to quote a previous post.
to the message box, clicked paste and "voila" it works.

I love to be able to say, I learned something new every day...ven if it's a tiny thing like THIS~!

Back on topic:
In here, its the common....OK! We've done the message thing, how's about we talk "real life". Have any of you given/received more fun ones than that?
 shamrockguy
Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 56
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/24/2008 6:11:42 PM
One more.......When you ask someone to dance and they turn you down rudely, Say to them, I suppose oral sex would be completely out of the question:)
 shamrockguy
Joined: 1/8/2008
Msg: 57
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/25/2008 7:47:20 PM
Walk up and say, All chicks like poetry.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanutbutter
Lets fvck
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 58
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/25/2008 8:27:31 PM
Lines sent to me from online dating sites.

Are you real?

Do you you know on the first date?

Can I talk dirty to you on the phone?

My mom's in the other room now do you want to vidchat?

Are you that big in real life?

May I have a pick of your ***/****?

I want to meet you can you pay for my gas?
 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 59
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:07:40 PM
:modhammer:
I don't know why, but I am unable to add a message here?

I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong....
 ursulab101
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 60
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:11:44 PM
hmmm...well THAT works!

how's that for a pick up line....

I am still learning, so I hope I didn't do something wrong~!

(people tend to help the helpless, "new in town" types
 TheyCallMeMrAwesome
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 61
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/25/2008 9:27:38 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
But I wanna f*ck
The brains out of you

there ya go.
also

Is your dad retarded?
Because you sure are special!
 ladyshyhawk52
Joined: 8/20/2008
Msg: 62
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/26/2008 5:27:56 AM
Roflamo these are hilarious!
 ValBug
Joined: 8/22/2008
Msg: 63
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/27/2008 4:12:46 PM
is your daddy the juice man... cuz you are very fine

shhh.. wait.. did you hear that .. my heart just skipped a beat when you looked at me..

maybe later i can come over and touch your face..

let me check your tag.. why? cuz i want to see if it says made in heaven..


and the best.. nice shoes.. wanna F***


thats the best i can do.. haha
 Kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 64
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/27/2008 5:10:14 PM
Futurama got it hands down:

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

Try resisting the man who says that to you and mean it ladies;)
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 65
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/28/2008 9:51:34 PM

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

Try resisting the man who says that to you and mean it ladies;)


I do not understand why would a woman want a man who has been commited and wheres depends eve if he changes them his self.

Unless she is also in the hospital then I'm sure she would smile and say I can too.
 sweet smilin woman
Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 66
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/28/2008 11:50:35 PM
At the grocery store in the produce department a guy says, "Can you show me where the bok choy is?" I show him and he says, "Oh.. but that's way too much for little old me."
 ThatQGuy
Joined: 11/26/2007
Msg: 67
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 6:40:39 AM
Nice shoes
Wanna F*ck
 The Shoe Princess
Joined: 8/21/2008
Msg: 68
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 8:20:42 AM
here are some cheesy food related ones...........
" You look so sweet, you could put sugar out of business."

" If I was an orange, would you squeeeeeeze me?"

"You look so hot, I could bake cookies on you"

any one of these can be followed by a mmmmm, mmmmm.
 The Shoe Princess
Joined: 8/21/2008
Msg: 69
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 8:37:07 AM
here is one that worked on me once....
"You must be so tired, you've been running through my mind all day."

one that didn't....
" I love that dress your wearing, but you know what I think would look great on you?"
ans. "ME"
 Akiros
Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 70
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 4:40:29 PM
lol ive always liked the "should i walk by again" one. But my friend had a pretty good one a few years ago. Im sure you've all heard the expression "once you go black you never go back". Well hes latino and he said to a girl he never met "once you go latin you go platinum!". I know it doesnt quite rhyame but when he said i fell out laughing. the girls looked like huh?? and walked off lol was priceless
 CoyotePrince
Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 71
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/29/2008 7:12:43 PM
I used "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name." line a few times, worked fairly well lol...
Used these on some of my ex's;
" I'll keep buying you drinks. You tell me when I get good looking. "
"Let's play Titanic. When I say iceberg, you go down "
"My name doesn't matter because all you'll be saying later is, "Oh my God"
lmao...Pickup lines are always so fun...Its not about 'picking' up someone I think its just humor is always such a good icebreaker!
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 72
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/30/2008 7:43:06 PM
Hey Anne!
I'm not Anne.
I know but hey do you want to be my baby's mamma would not get me you number
 Sweet J-me Baby
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 73
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/31/2008 6:57:49 AM
I'm out last night having a quiet drink with a friend when this older man approaches me (turns out he used to work with my dad).

Anyway, his line was, "I may be older and don't have all my parts working anymore, but they do have pills for that now!!"

I did not mean to be rude, but I burst out laughing....

 soft-eyes26
Joined: 8/22/2008
Msg: 74
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/31/2008 9:21:21 PM
Go up to a woman and ask them if they would like to get some pizza, and then have sex. When they get that insulted look on their face say, what you dont like pizza? I guarentee they will laugh!
 1pitstop
Joined: 8/9/2008
Msg: 75
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/1/2008 10:49:58 AM
I saw a woman last night who had her cat on her lap so I saw an opportunity and said can I pet your ****?
I didn't get far but I bet some women would have taken the cat off their lap.
 Hermit2Long
Joined: 8/23/2008
Msg: 76
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/2/2008 6:45:38 PM
My mother actually pulled a good one ( for messing with purposes of course). Went into local pizza place, hostess asked "pick-up or delivery" mother replied "pick-up, what time you get off?" P.S. # 13 above has my vote. Have another, but not sure if proper
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