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 30 secs of heaven
Joined: 7/26/2008
Msg: 77
Funny pick up linesPage 4 of 10    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
that 1 s good i got blown off by some chick in front of her freinds asked her if she wanted a drink she said i was outta her leauge i looked at her and said lower your standers i obviously did i am talking to u made her mad but all her freinds liked me.
 Pieces Fall
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 78
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/13/2008 1:52:37 PM
when I was in cuba, i over heard this @ the bar one night...needless to say, the guy was hammered, and it didn't work out in his favour, but it was hilarious!...

Guy: " in my country, we would say that you are beautiful....beeea-uutttt-ifffulll"
Girl: "um.. I am from the same country as you, in fact, I am here with the same group"
Guy: "hey!...even better!!!!"
She rolled her eyes at him....
Guy: "you roll you eyes now, but you'll be screaming my name later"

i seriously thought she was going to hit him.
 Miss49er
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 79
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/13/2008 11:32:37 PM
This really actually happened in a bar.

Someone touched the back of my hair and when I looked back surprised he said,

"Woow.... you're real"

 Random Stranger
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 80
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/14/2008 8:16:37 AM
I would definitely fall for that line...."does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" Hilarious!
 BatBomb
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 81
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/14/2008 1:30:22 PM
"Baby, I'm like a Rubix Cube -- the more you play with me the harder I get."
 wolphman ca
Joined: 8/27/2008
Msg: 82
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/14/2008 10:38:21 PM
Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart..
No i have never used that as a pickup line but i have said later in a relationship.
 wolphman ca
Joined: 8/27/2008
Msg: 83
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 2:11:26 AM
If I follow you home will you keep me..
used twice....worked once
 lopec100
Joined: 8/13/2008
Msg: 84
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 2:03:22 PM
A guy in a Member's Only jacket approaches a hottie at the bar...

Member's Only: Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket?
Hottie: No, why?
Member's Only: Because I see my face in your pants!
 guitarcrazysteph
Joined: 9/5/2008
Msg: 85
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 6:06:12 PM
Milk does the body good, but DAMN how much did you drink?

Hey handsome... that is your name... isn't it?

If I had a dollar for every guy I met as good looking as you... I'd have one dollar.

What winks and makes love like a panther? *wink*


I have soooo many more lol but these are the top 4:P
 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 86
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 6:58:40 PM
hahahahahahhahahahahahah
 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 87
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 6:59:07 PM
I want all of my forum post off of here
 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 88
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 6:59:29 PM
How the fruck do I do it ?????
 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 89
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 6:59:54 PM
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 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 90
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 7:00:21 PM
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 joann3838
Joined: 6/15/2008
Msg: 91
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 7:00:42 PM
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 Mycheezypofname
Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 92
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/15/2008 7:32:04 PM
here is a good one to freak the ladies out.
Wow you have beautiful eyes!
The would look great in a jar on my nightstand.
 lopec100
Joined: 8/13/2008
Msg: 93
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/16/2008 11:31:50 AM
Yeah, that does sound pretty creepy...almost something Hannibal Lecter would say to pick up chicks, that and "Do You Love Farva Beans?"
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 94
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/16/2008 5:19:30 PM
"Just call me 'milk' cuz I'll do your body good!"
OK, I heard it on TV, but still funny.


Rock on.

~m
 rswscion
Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 95
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/17/2008 7:56:34 PM
"If you don't want to Dance, then a beer and a BJ in the parking lot is out of the question!?!?!?" ANd duck and RUN!!!!!!!!
 Miss49er
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 96
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/17/2008 8:55:56 PM
My heart's going 'pitter patter'....wanna make it go 'boom boom?'

I wanna wrap my arms around you and save you for my birthday. Hey! Today's my birthday!

What goes up must come down, come down and I"ll make you go way way up

'Putting money on shoulder' Damn, I wish I was that money....then I'd be on you too

I had this idea in my head but it's not gonna work without you. Wanna make it come true?

I think I just found my sense of smell! Can I test it on your neck?
 ishaun
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 97
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/18/2008 5:32:10 PM
I like the

"I have F C & K, all I need is U"

you can change it to "I have KFC, all I need is U" seems to sound better that way.
 beautiful-princess
Joined: 10/18/2007
Msg: 98
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/18/2008 7:18:19 PM
**** me if im wrong, but is your name Chuck?
 norml1nwv
Joined: 5/14/2008
Msg: 99
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/19/2008 12:08:15 PM
"Do you have a wash rag and some soap?.... baby, you make me feel dirty."
 no1uknow23
Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 100
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/21/2008 5:24:10 AM
How bout?

Your ass is so tight I bet when you fart, you call dolphins!
 bountyavro
Joined: 7/4/2008
Msg: 101
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 9/21/2008 9:30:40 AM
How about..

"If you've lost your cherry... can I have the box it came in?"
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