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 robfish
Joined: 11/14/2006
Msg: 102
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You must be a magician, every time I look at you everyone else disappears
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
Am I cute enough yet, or do you need another drink?
Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a "footlong"
If I showed you my magic wand would you let me play in your enchanted forest?
 Phoebus2k9
Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 103
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Posted: 9/24/2008 12:10:38 PM
ok

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.


Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print


There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
 Mustang065
Joined: 8/3/2006
Msg: 104
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Posted: 9/25/2008 4:27:57 PM








"As soon as I saw you, I knew you'd go out with me. I said to myself, 'There's someone who looks desperate enough.'"
 Texas Tornado 33
Joined: 4/27/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 9/28/2008 5:56:23 PM
All time favorite......"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz I want to tap that azz"
 OutofWater86
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 106
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Posted: 9/28/2008 7:10:45 PM
couple of favorites for ya. . .

I may not be Fred Flintstone but i could sure make your bed rock.

I have a pair of earrings for you, they look just like your ankles.

Wanna go out for pizza and a f*ck. (when they say no, you say) what you don't like pizza?
 SuperManRick
Joined: 9/25/2008
Msg: 107
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Posted: 9/28/2008 11:01:50 PM
Ok heres a quik 1 for an inteligent or intellectual looking woman,

What word describes a relationship best..........BUILD
Now that word will tell you who is going to have a relationship.
who ?? ok what two letters come after the B, theres the answer.
 bigpaul5
Joined: 6/2/2008
Msg: 108
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Posted: 9/29/2008 12:31:33 AM
My buddy in Hawaii used to say this to cute girls.


EEEHHHH! Like breed?

I never saw it work. And I watched him do it dozens of times.

He was a sick puppy.
 ThatQGuy
Joined: 11/26/2007
Msg: 109
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Posted: 10/27/2008 8:36:26 PM
Hi there, I'm not sure if your into professional Roller Derby, but I'm JB...
 GebusKhris
Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 110
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Posted: 10/27/2008 9:41:16 PM
Some of ones I thought of. Kinda creepy though and for those with a twisted sense of humor very funny.

*stare at her long enough to get "Can I help you with something"* Yeah, directions to your house??

"I can't remember my phone number, can I have yours??"

"Wanna come to my place and count the dots on my ceiling??"

*walk up to the hottest girl in a group* "Hi, can you tell me what your friends name is?"

Man: "Haven't I seen you before??"
Woman: "No"
Man: "Can you bend over so I can make sure??"
 James_in_SD
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 10/27/2008 9:44:32 PM

He was a sick puppy.

If he was, he might have done better. Cute girls feel sorry for sick puppies.
 alucard27
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 112
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Posted: 10/27/2008 11:56:05 PM
I guess the best pick up lines that I have ever hear are:

Would you like to be the iceberg that sinks my Titanic?

The word of the day is legs. Why dont we go back to my place and spread the word.

Hey baby would you like to play the nature game? You could be a tree and I could be a squirrel. I could climb up in your hole and bust a nut.

I love that out fit on you. But I think it would look better crumpled on the floor at the end of my bed.

Do you by chance like sex and pizza? What you dont like pizza?

 67boy
Joined: 5/23/2008
Msg: 113
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Posted: 10/28/2008 10:38:14 AM
LOL! These are great!

I was at a cook-out and had a girl walk up and ask:

Her: Do you like Wonder bread?
Me: UHHH...

Her: Hold that thought, I'll be right back.
ME: (Looking confused) O.K.

(A few minutes later she walks back over to me)

Her: Hi!
Me: Do YOU like Wonder bread?

Her: Yep, it's like a fluffy cloud of happiness!
Me: PFFFFTT!!! (Couldn't stop laughing!)
 Miss_Kitten
Joined: 3/1/2008
Msg: 114
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Posted: 12/7/2008 12:58:44 PM
Guy: God's a theif
Girl: What?
Guy: God's a thief
Girl: Umm...ok...why?
Guy: Cause he stole all the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.


This one actually worked on me once...lmao... so I thought I would post it.

Happy Huntin Ya'll!!!

 ****Countrypride8****
Joined: 11/22/2008
Msg: 115
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Posted: 12/10/2008 4:29:52 PM
Is that a mirror on your belt because I can see myself in your pants.
Would you care for some pizza and sex? if she says no you say what you dont like pizza?
Do you taste as good as you look?
I love your dress but it would look so much better on my bedrail.
 Sunnidale
Joined: 5/2/2008
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Posted: 12/12/2008 11:50:17 AM
Here's One Four you, only try on Blondes LOL

Excuse me is that a mirror in your pocket,cause I can see myself in your pants!!!!!!!
 w/ehappenz
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 117
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Posted: 12/12/2008 12:54:07 PM
Since im in college do you need help with math bcuz U + Me = good time

You are so beautiful if i was a girl i would go lesbian for you.

The best dessert in the world is whipped cream and ..............
o yea YOU.
 tiptoeburglar
Joined: 4/5/2007
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Posted: 12/13/2008 7:09:21 AM
My personal favorite:

"Do you like whales? Because I was thinking we could humpback at my place ..."
 whitedove47542
Joined: 12/3/2007
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Posted: 12/13/2008 5:27:13 PM
Hey Hats off,

I like this one,
I gues this would be a pick up after a fall down...lol
 ekaye
Joined: 11/24/2008
Msg: 120
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Posted: 12/13/2008 5:31:35 PM
I'm wearing a new colonge. The name is come to me. Does it smell like cum to you? Someone actually tried using that one on me.
 maharg83
Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 121
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Posted: 12/17/2008 6:02:37 PM
Do you know you've got spanner eyes? Every time I look into them I can feel my nuts tighten!
 Fancifull
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 12/18/2008 3:22:46 PM
It was a very long time ago - but worked perfectly. I really fancied a guy who was friends with my neighbours. He went to their place for dinner, and we arranged that they would come to my place for a game of Trivial Pursuit afterwards. The game went on forever, and we then had coffee, but my friends seemed to make no move to leave, and I didn't know how I was going to get this guy alone. Eventually, I stretched and yawned, and said, "Well, it's really late, and I think it's time for everyone to go home to bed.........NOT YOU!" and pointed right at the guy I liked. Yes, he stayed all night - we talked until 3am, then I went to bed and he slept on the couch - really. That relationship lasted about 3-4 years!
 VVendy
Joined: 6/7/2008
Msg: 123
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Posted: 12/20/2008 10:09:34 AM
I found this in my email box just this week.
"Are you into submisve white men?"
 HeartSmile48
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 124
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Posted: 12/20/2008 3:09:10 PM
I had this one used on me.........and it worked.

"Is your body VISA? Cause it's everywhere I wanna be!"

 hppy2b
Joined: 1/13/2008
Msg: 125
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Posted: 12/20/2008 9:22:04 PM
thats is so funny thanx
 Fancifull
Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 126
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Posted: 1/25/2009 3:09:01 AM
I was being pestered at a dance by a rather persistent chap who asked for my number. I told him 'It's in the phone book'. He asked me my name. I told him 'That's in the phone book too'.
A friend told me she has some stock answers to the tired old question 'What's your sign?" Depending on how much she likes the guy, she may tell him 'Yield' or 'Stop' or 'Caution'.
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