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Joined: 12/3/2008
Msg: 177
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I was out with one of my friends and we saw this girl. He said to me, "I'll bet you can't get her number if you bark at her."

Long story short it didn't work.
Joined: 4/26/2008
Msg: 178
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Posted: 5/20/2009 3:56:11 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha....!!
Joined: 3/25/2009
Msg: 179
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Posted: 5/20/2009 4:21:42 PM
Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom, and tell her I found the girl of my dreams.
Joined: 5/12/2009
Msg: 180
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Posted: 5/20/2009 6:27:48 PM
Fat penguin....

Breaks the ice.
Joined: 6/1/2008
Msg: 181
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Posted: 5/22/2009 11:53:46 AM
You rate a 10 on my niftyness meter.
Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 182
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:55:41 PM
would you like some fries to go with that shake?
Joined: 4/24/2008
Msg: 183
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Posted: 5/22/2009 10:18:02 PM
Used on me
Girl you got buns of steel.
**** must be cold, Can I warm it up?

I used on a good lookin cowboy
Is that a Pistol in your pocket?
Or are you just happy to see me!


Loved #13 was great
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 184
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:19:12 AM
Can i buy you a drink or would you rather just have the cash.
 Ryan Mac
Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 185
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Posted: 5/23/2009 5:12:53 PM
*pretends to wipe face*
"Oh, I'm just clearing a place for you to sit."

"If I say that you look nice, will you tie a belt around my neck and rub the tips of live cigarettes on my back while I touch myself?"
Joined: 5/4/2009
Msg: 186
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Posted: 5/25/2009 7:57:24 AM
OMG I think I pissed myself laughing at number 13. I can say I've never heard that one before.
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 187
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Posted: 5/27/2009 7:23:55 AM
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
10.You defragment my life.
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
18. I’m a fermata… hold me
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 188
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Posted: 5/28/2009 7:42:55 PM
Me:Polar Bear?


Me: Broke the ice!
Joined: 3/16/2009
Msg: 189
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Posted: 6/11/2009 1:17:55 PM

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Muahahahaha! Hopefully if I ever get that line the man at least looks like Ryan Reynolds!
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 190
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Posted: 7/31/2009 8:39:03 AM
Does this tequila taste funny to you?
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 191
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:00:02 AM
this ones gd but does it work?????
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 192
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:01:47 AM
may work on me if was bourbon mmmmm
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 193
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:04:21 AM
lol easy wouldnt happen
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 194
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:09:07 PM
I didn't want to read through 10 pages, but I have never heard of anyone using my favorite:

"Are you Differentiable? Because I would love to lay a tangent to your curves!"
 Jace B
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 195
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Posted: 8/10/2009 9:35:17 AM
Hey baby I come with a HARD DRIVE! Ain't no FLOPPY here..I will do you till it MEGAHERTZ! I got plenty of RAM in me. I'll DOWNLOAD you...UNZIP you...and GIGABYTE you all night long, till you DOT COM! Forget YOUTUBE..what about mytube? You better look out..if I LOG IN...your going to YAHOO!

I bet you thought us geeks couldn't be sexy.
Joined: 7/18/2009
Msg: 196
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Posted: 8/10/2009 5:14:12 PM
>there is something wrong with my phone??? It doesn't have your number in it!!!!

> you look like my 3rd wife...

oh you bet...funny and I would most certainly go for it!!!!!
Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 197
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Posted: 8/11/2009 4:41:20 AM
That's hilarious!!
Joined: 12/6/2008
Msg: 198
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Posted: 8/11/2009 5:32:18 AM
The first time I shaved my head clean, I was out at a bar to celebrate a friends birthday and a young lady walk up to me and asked me if the carpet matched the drapes.
Joined: 8/1/2009
Msg: 199
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Posted: 8/11/2009 10:08:25 PM
My 2 favorites:

(Spoken by Russell Crowe in the movie "A Beautiful Mind" and it earns him a face slap)

"I'm not certain what I'm supposed to say in order for you to sleep with me, so can we just assume that I said it? After all, we are just talking about fluid exchange in the end."

- AND -

(Spoken by a college roomate who was drunk)

"Hey baby, I got a question (then pointing to himself) uh, does this look infected to you?"

Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 200
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Posted: 8/12/2009 2:09:19 PM
How many Girls did that work on?
Joined: 11/14/2008
Msg: 201
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Posted: 8/12/2009 5:12:18 PM
If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Wanna play army? I'll lay blow the hell out of me.

Dammmm....I heard milk does a body good...but how much milk you been drinking?
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