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 Ryan Mac
Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 185
Funny pick up linesPage 9 of 10    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
*pretends to wipe face*
"Oh, I'm just clearing a place for you to sit."

"If I say that you look nice, will you tie a belt around my neck and rub the tips of live cigarettes on my back while I touch myself?"
 dave33782
Joined: 5/4/2009
Msg: 186
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Posted: 5/25/2009 7:57:24 AM
OMG I think I pissed myself laughing at number 13. I can say I've never heard that one before.
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 187
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Posted: 5/27/2009 7:23:55 AM
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
10.You defragment my life.
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
18. I’m a fermata… hold me
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
 dreamvoyager
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 188
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Posted: 5/28/2009 7:42:55 PM
Me:Polar Bear?

Her:Huh?

Me: Broke the ice!
 MNaja
Joined: 3/16/2009
Msg: 189
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Posted: 6/11/2009 1:17:55 PM

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?


Muahahahaha! Hopefully if I ever get that line the man at least looks like Ryan Reynolds!
 Bablynbrook
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 190
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Posted: 7/31/2009 8:39:03 AM
Does this tequila taste funny to you?
 hrtgirl78
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 191
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:00:02 AM
this ones gd but does it work?????
 hrtgirl78
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 192
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:01:47 AM
may work on me if was bourbon mmmmm
 hrtgirl78
Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 193
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Posted: 8/1/2009 10:04:21 AM
lol easy wouldnt happen
 Real_Soul
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 194
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Posted: 8/3/2009 8:09:07 PM
I didn't want to read through 10 pages, but I have never heard of anyone using my favorite:

"Are you Differentiable? Because I would love to lay a tangent to your curves!"
 Jace B
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 195
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Posted: 8/10/2009 9:35:17 AM
Hey baby I come with a HARD DRIVE! Ain't no FLOPPY here..I will do you till it MEGAHERTZ! I got plenty of RAM in me. I'll DOWNLOAD you...UNZIP you...and GIGABYTE you all night long, till you DOT COM! Forget YOUTUBE..what about mytube? You better look out..if I LOG IN...your going to YAHOO!

I bet you thought us geeks couldn't be sexy.
 crazylove1960
Joined: 7/18/2009
Msg: 196
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Posted: 8/10/2009 5:14:12 PM
>there is something wrong with my phone??? It doesn't have your number in it!!!!

> you look like my 3rd wife...

oh you bet...funny and I would most certainly go for it!!!!!
 MiamiDreams
Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 197
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Posted: 8/11/2009 4:41:20 AM
That's hilarious!!
 deluxe_edition
Joined: 12/6/2008
Msg: 198
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Posted: 8/11/2009 5:32:18 AM
The first time I shaved my head clean, I was out at a bar to celebrate a friends birthday and a young lady walk up to me and asked me if the carpet matched the drapes.
 carldon9596
Joined: 8/1/2009
Msg: 199
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Posted: 8/11/2009 10:08:25 PM
My 2 favorites:

(Spoken by Russell Crowe in the movie "A Beautiful Mind" and it earns him a face slap)

"I'm not certain what I'm supposed to say in order for you to sleep with me, so can we just assume that I said it? After all, we are just talking about fluid exchange in the end."

- AND -

(Spoken by a college roomate who was drunk)

"Hey baby, I got a question (then pointing to himself) uh, does this look infected to you?"

SLAP!!
 feelslikethefirsttime
Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 200
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Posted: 8/12/2009 2:09:19 PM
How many Girls did that work on?
 polly1179
Joined: 11/14/2008
Msg: 201
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Posted: 8/12/2009 5:12:18 PM
If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down...you blow the hell out of me.

Dammmm....I heard milk does a body good...but how much milk you been drinking?
 scottrik
Joined: 12/4/2008
Msg: 202
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Posted: 8/12/2009 5:40:36 PM
If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together
 snakebird
Joined: 5/15/2009
Msg: 203
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:26:19 AM
[Hi there, I'm not sure if your into professional Roller Derby, but I'm JB...]..
nooooooooooo....lol
 mlc55
Joined: 8/8/2009
Msg: 204
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:43:50 PM
"Fat penguins. I just wanted to sy something to break the ice."
 xGoodtime78x
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 205
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Posted: 1/22/2012 3:54:45 PM
Russian........

Male: Are you Russian?

Female: No why?

Male: Because your making the blood Russian to my d***


Jamaican........

Male: Are you Jamaican?

Female: No why?

Male: Because Jamaican me horny
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 206
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Posted: 1/26/2012 7:34:56 PM
The napkin is genius. I'm going to have to use it soon.

My favorite,

Hand a woman a piece of paper that reads "smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch them try not to laugh
 808sihsworld
Joined: 2/25/2018
Msg: 207
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Posted: 3/3/2018 10:29:40 AM
Hey nice legs, what time do they open?
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 208
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Posted: 3/6/2018 9:08:22 PM
When I'm asked for my phone number....
I had them a piece of paper with 911 on it.
I always say if my dad answers just hang up.
( In BC if you hang up on 911 they will show up at your house)
Busted!
 realtysucks
Joined: 8/25/2018
Msg: 209
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Posted: 8/30/2018 10:36:21 PM
Let’s see if this works

This “Me Too movement” is getting way out of
control. How is one supposed to pair up or
dare I say “Get Lucky”. Daft Punk anyone......
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