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Joined: 12/9/2007
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what did kermit the frog say when Jim Henson died?

Joined: 2/23/2009
Msg: 68
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Posted: 3/7/2009 6:43:41 PM
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Joined: 9/15/2008
Msg: 71
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Posted: 3/8/2009 7:33:28 AM
Little johnny was sitting in math class and the teacher asks:
"If three birds are sitting in a tree, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left?"

Little johnny blurts out:
"None, the gunshot would scare all of them off!"

"No Johnny, this is math class. If the hunter shoots one bird, there will be two birds left."

"Okay Teacher, I have a question for you: if three women are sitting on a park bench eating popsicles, which one is married, the one who is licking the popsicle, biting the popsicle, or sucking the popsicle?"

The teacher consideres this for a a hesistant tone...she answers "The one that is sucking?"

"No silly, the one with the wedding ring...but I like the way you think!"
Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 72
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Posted: 3/8/2009 12:57:17 PM
Save the Whales!
Collect the whole set!
Joined: 5/5/2007
Msg: 73
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Posted: 3/8/2009 7:01:01 PM
For a bad joke thread:
From my 3rd year in elementary school:
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A clean white horse fell in the mud!
Joined: 1/9/2009
Msg: 76
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Posted: 3/11/2009 6:02:16 AM
hey, i called your mom a 2 bit whore the other day... then the Bi$#h hit me with her bag of quarters!!!

(2 bits is a quarter)
Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 78
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Posted: 3/13/2009 9:28:46 AM
What happens if you put Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?

He keeps comming and comming!!!!!
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