|Favorite Quotes......Page 6 of 6 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)|
|"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways on your motorcycle - vodka in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up...totally worn out and screaming......|
"Woohoooo, what a #$@% riiiiiiiiide!"
Posted: 7/23/2009 7:49:18 PM
Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Posted: 8/30/2009 6:59:43 PM
|"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare|
Posted: 8/30/2009 8:48:50 PM
|"nothing says platonic sex like a campfire and smores"|
Posted: 8/30/2009 9:54:29 PM
|"Go ahead make my day!" Dirty Harry a character played and directed by clint eastwood in the movie Sudden Impact (1983)|
Posted: 9/3/2009 8:33:42 PM
|I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.|
Posted: 10/8/2009 3:45:41 PM
|You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. ― Illusions ~ Richard Bach|
Posted: 10/8/2009 4:48:04 PM
|just got a shirt that reads. "the difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits."|
Posted: 10/10/2009 5:53:18 AM
|I saw a shirt that said "I can't brain today cause I got the dumb!"|
I love it!
Posted: 10/10/2009 5:31:55 PM
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.
Richard J. Daley
Posted: 10/22/2009 4:48:04 AM
|"When the present does not recognize the wrongs of the past, the future takes its revenge," Michael Jean G.G.|
Posted: 10/22/2009 8:58:17 AM
|Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.|
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
...... Homer Simpson
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:54:05 PM
|phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...|
Posted: 11/23/2009 5:36:43 PM
|There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.|
Posted: 3/18/2010 11:02:17 AM
|"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent.|
Is he able, but not willing?Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?Then why call him God?”
Posted: 4/23/2010 7:44:03 PM
|"Whoever said its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all can go to hell!"|
Can't remember what movie it was in but I like it!
Posted: 4/23/2010 9:25:57 PM
|"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."|
not sure who the originator is
Posted: 8/22/2010 11:10:37 PM
|"I don't want to make the voices go away, doc, I just want to adjust the bass and treble."|
""One can't be young forever, but trust me, immature is definitely doable."
Found them on th enet, dunno who said them but it wasn't me.
Posted: 8/26/2010 1:05:16 PM
|"There are some who would make themselves GODS but afterward are deemed unworthy."|
"Those of little faith are like waves of the sea, tossed first this way and that.... and never coming to accurate understanding".
"Those who rely on their own understanding, stab themselves with many pains, for truly how can the blind lead the blind".
Posted: 10/11/2010 7:37:36 PM
|“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.”—Mitch Ratcliffe, Technology Review|
Posted: 10/27/2010 6:40:49 AM
|Awesomeness............I love it.....I love all kinds of quotes...especially inspirational!!! I simply adore Thomas Peacock and his works(words)|
Thanks people for keeping this thread going...I am ever so humbled
Certain things catch your eye,
But pursue only those
that capture your heart.
old indian saying
Posted: 11/11/2010 7:27:38 PM
|daddy's right lisa, never try. right homer, can't win don't try. trying leads to failure. if at first you don't succeed quit trying.|
Posted: 11/20/2010 11:22:32 AM
|Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”|