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 Bartleby Sanchez
Joined: 9/21/2008
Msg: 2
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uhhh.....I don't....I don't think any.....I don't.....uhhh...

What?

Something about red headed mens junk color?

Jesus this has been a long night, first the Angels lose the second game in a row....O.J. is hauled off to county for something OTHER than murder....and now this....my god....I'm all ferklempt...

 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 10/4/2008 12:26:07 AM
*pokes the redhead in bed beside me so he'll roll over and I can peek*

Um.. huh???
 Closing Shop
Joined: 7/24/2008
Msg: 4
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Posted: 10/4/2008 1:53:28 AM
Red headed cocks is a redundant subject? The Delete Nazis are working overtime tonight.
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 10/4/2008 6:41:16 AM
If the head of your c*ck is red - I would suggest that you visit with your doctor! I don't believe that a red c*ck head is normal! Well I haven't seen one anyway!!
 Blondecharmthe3rd
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 10/4/2008 8:25:45 AM
OMG laughing at the color coordination.

*Thinks* Fine, new rule, color of your c0ck must match the color of my nipples.

Like I am gonna wait for that!!!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 7
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Posted: 10/4/2008 8:51:40 AM

you sir, are a idiot.


ROFLMAO. I can think of nothing to add.
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 10/4/2008 12:06:12 PM

Fine, new rule, color of your c0ck must match the color of my nipples.

Like I am gonna wait for that!!!




Blondie.. you rock!!!


ROFLMAO. I can think of nothing to add.


I can... +PMP!!
 OneMoreTimeWithFeeling
Joined: 9/8/2008
Msg: 9
red head cocks
Posted: 10/4/2008 12:16:25 PM
Umm, what? Is that like a rooster with a fever?****doodledoooooo.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 10
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Posted: 10/4/2008 12:18:58 PM
+PMP? I can be hopelessly obtuse!
 pretty inn ink
Joined: 9/25/2008
Msg: 11
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Posted: 10/4/2008 12:22:22 PM
i have to say sir your input always entertains me!
 Randy3512
Joined: 7/6/2008
Msg: 12
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Posted: 10/4/2008 2:29:17 PM
Dude!.........I see therapy in your future...
 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 13
red head cocks
Posted: 10/4/2008 4:14:44 PM
i dont really understand this topic, however i would tend to think a woman would want one that matches the curtains and the furniture theme in her bedroom
 Blondecharmthe3rd
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/5/2008 12:23:49 AM
No_1_bby... we Canadian women DO Rock!!!

And I giggled tonite a bit while busy, while his c0ck was between my tits. Could not HELP but think of this stupid thread and my own moronic answer.

That'll teach me!
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
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Posted: 10/18/2008 4:54:50 PM
I prefer the bald look myself
 doink 1962
Joined: 1/5/2008
Msg: 16
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Posted: 10/18/2008 4:59:49 PM
I like the red tail swallow!
 no_1_bby
Joined: 5/3/2006
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Posted: 10/18/2008 6:54:19 PM
Whytwater.. sorry for the delay in answering..

+PMP? I can be hopelessly obtuse!


ROTFLMAOPMP - roll on the floor laughing my a$$ off pissing my pants...



No_1_bby... we Canadian women DO Rock!!!

And I giggled tonite a bit while busy, while his c0ck was between my tits. Could not HELP but think of this stupid thread and my own moronic answer.

That'll teach me!


Yup.. I think so too... and... I have often caught myself giggling at the most inopportune moments then having to explain it to him.. but.. you at least have no excuse on not knowing the color of your companions c*ck head now... did it match???
 MelloDLyn
Joined: 10/25/2004
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Posted: 10/19/2008 12:05:41 AM
No red heads for me!
 afashionlady
Joined: 4/19/2008
Msg: 19
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Posted: 10/21/2008 4:17:40 AM
Ummm

Say what? If we're going to color code****...

My living room is chocolate, taupe and silver...can he have that as a stripe if we're doing it on the sofa? I'd like that idea...

My kitchen is plum and black...just 2 tones so he won't have to work so hard...well 3 if you add the beige tile......

The masterbate...er bedroom is purple and gold. OK...that's going to be hard but I'll give him time. If I need to beat him to get it to turn purple, does that count?

2nd bedroom is just beige...so I guess a white guy?

And finally the bath is grey, black and eggplant...another tri-color swirly thing.


Man...what the hell are you talking about????
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 20
I can't believe I am reading it!
Posted: 10/21/2008 6:30:50 AM
WELLLLLLLL! I thought, I was at the dating site. But it does sound like a mental institution!!!!


LMAO!! Welcome to ground school here at POF! The object is to prepare you for your first solo hop into the wild blue dating world. You see, unlike most flight schools, nobody in the pool is really qualified to accompany you on your first flight (which explains the "free" nature of the site). But the instructors, and almost all of us, on any given day, will offer instructions, do feel compelled to alert you to what perils you may encounter during your flights.
The teaching method most commonly employed is to share a freakish thing that the "instructor" has observed. This OP prefers to offer his own freakish aspects for your edification. On occasion, the lessons may offend. You may also encounter "dog fights", simulated air to air combat- lotsa POF pilots go down in flames, or punch out and float to the ground, but nobody dies and there's never any real blood in this combat.
It would be best now to move on to your next lesson (I particularly like the one where they sit you in a chair on vertical back rails, with a dab of explosive at the bottom, and blow you away so that you learn about punch-outs and parachutes).
OP-your post has confused, or flustered, most of the ladies here. I wasn't going to step in, but when I heard AFashionLady say "Huh?", I knew you were in a spin and there was no saving this thread. Hand over your instructor card! We just can't tolerate your molesting our semi-naive students.
 edster1224
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 21
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Posted: 10/21/2008 6:54:37 AM
Is this a thread about a guy with a red****and rather women are attracted to it? I thought they only came in shades of pink to black. Maybe he's reffering to an Indian.

Ed
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 22
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Posted: 10/21/2008 7:06:21 AM
No. Only green heads.
 Sapphireeyes
Joined: 1/13/2008
Msg: 23
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Posted: 10/21/2008 7:09:40 AM
Wow...best thread ever lol omg to freaking funny...
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 24
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Posted: 10/21/2008 8:48:00 AM

Just shave it all off bro!!


Lol. Tess, Tess, there's no hair on "it"; his bleedin' c#ck is red.

Mine's just white, not snowy like my northern peak, but it does blush.
Still wanna sit next to me?
red head cocks
Posted: 10/21/2008 9:13:08 AM
bby says, "ROTFLMAOPMP - roll on the floor laughing my a$$ off pissing my pants..."

And THAT pretty much says it all!

 flghtwings
Joined: 2/5/2008
Msg: 26
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Posted: 10/26/2008 12:37:30 AM
I think color is irrelevant, after all, the only difference between red ones and purple ones is in the tightness of the grip!!
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