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 trixiestwins
Joined: 6/15/2007
Msg: 376
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What am I supposed to do with that????
 blue450
Joined: 7/24/2009
Msg: 377
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/4/2010 2:21:13 PM
.....THAT'S what a Dirty Sanchez Is ?????????????
 windloverr
Joined: 2/29/2008
Msg: 378
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/4/2010 3:42:05 PM
"Oh Russ!!! You were incredible!!!"

(I don't know anybody named Russ.)

"Dude!!!! Would you PLEASE wake up; and leave my d@mn sheep alone!!!"
 billiardsguy85
Joined: 1/5/2010
Msg: 379
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/4/2010 4:09:10 PM
"i'm bleeding!"

"leave your underwear here. i keep a collection from everyone i have sex with..."
 dr.dreadloc
Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 380
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:25:16 PM
I am still a little sore ....from that sex change operation!

what you mean you want a refund...

what you mean I need to get a tattoo "inflat to 3lbs" on my d!ck
I do not feel that was fuk'n funny putting ur false teeth down there!
 EvilLolli
Joined: 12/7/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:56:42 PM
From a guy:

WOW! Your way better at that than my GF!

You do that as well as my ex-wife did!

You're clit is bigger than my d!ck!

From a girl:

Is that all there is?

I found the balls, where is the rest of it?

I unlaced my knee high boots for this?

I thought you said you knew what you were doing?

I thought it was a pube until it got stiff!

Would you put on a strap-on so I can enjoy this?
 8soldierfalcon8
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 382
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 12:27:17 AM
That was sooooo good! It was my first time as a woman.

:O

-8sf8
 verityone
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 383
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 1:29:22 AM

Marry me?
 Pondering the Circle.....
Joined: 1/18/2010
Msg: 384
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 2:53:18 AM
I'm gonna go check my POF messages.
 TravelingLight
Joined: 12/3/2009
Msg: 385
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 4:22:32 AM
Finally I can watch the nascar race I recorded
 RossMc
Joined: 10/29/2008
Msg: 386
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 5:41:05 AM
I've noticed that the ceiling needs re-painting.
 tisa74
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 387
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 8:10:56 AM
True...

When are you going to clean your ceiling fan?

Next time can you bring a friend?

That was amazing, you were my first.

You could do this as a full time job.

Can my roomate watch?

I don't get off during s++, do you want to jerk me off or watch me?

My dad thinks you're hot.

My mom thinks you're hot.

You're still here?

Did I take my ring off here?
 verityone
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 388
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 9:29:16 AM
When can I see you again?
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 389
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 9:33:47 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha...
V-man that's a classic!
 eattoplease
Joined: 12/31/2009
Msg: 390
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/14/2010 5:37:28 PM
Anyone that crosses the line and decides to sleep with whom-ever should be decent....and not make any comments specially if there negative....its just rude...Ive been with woman that werent versed in bed...and left it alone....just didnt get that far again...and a couple of us moved on to be good friends....
 wolftxusa
Joined: 5/6/2010
Msg: 391
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/14/2010 10:01:37 PM

moved on to be good friends

There, you said it. Another thing nobody wants to hear after sex... :-)
 Bobis35
Joined: 6/4/2010
Msg: 392
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/15/2010 4:44:56 AM
1. You shouldn't dissapoint mother.
2. Today we are having the all you can eat crab special.
3. What was that?
4. Are you kidding me?
5. I love you!
6. Meet your son.
7. My ex told me you can catch herpies from riding a tractor.
8. The experiment has been concluded, you will see the test results in 2 weeks.
9. I finally broke the record.
1o. Wait! Come back, I really thought that was your name.
11. Hurry call a doctor, and then help me find my nose.
12. Oops, I thought you were someone else.
13. Please deposit 75 cents, if you wish to continue this call.
14. Hey, why did you sneak in into grandma's room instead of mine?
 reet420
Joined: 4/15/2010
Msg: 393
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/16/2010 12:47:55 AM
we had sex, doesnt mean I want to be in a relationship with you - my first bf, who took my virginity.. sucks !
 arwen52
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 394
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Posted: 6/20/2010 12:26:18 PM
I don't usually have this problem.
 CallmeKen
Joined: 9/4/2009
Msg: 395
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/20/2010 4:50:55 PM

"Dude!!!! Would you PLEASE wake up; and leave my d@mn sheep alone!!!"

Or the related:
"This is the police! Put your hands up and step away from the sheep!"

"Can I use your cell phone? My husband is getting out of prison tomorrow, and I have to find out when to pick him up."
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 396
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/20/2010 5:35:32 PM
"Next time, it goes in the other hole...."
 MisterDynomite
Joined: 5/8/2010
Msg: 397
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/20/2010 5:41:16 PM
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?

The last thing guys wanna hear after sex is.......



*drum roll*




"THAT'S the man..... ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!"

.............................................................................

*insert cymbal crash here*


 AlphonseO
Joined: 9/6/2008
Msg: 398
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/22/2010 8:41:47 AM
Next time try staying in the saddle longer than the 8 seconds!
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 399
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/22/2010 9:25:14 AM
Welcome to Cell-Block 9... Quit your sniveling.


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 Bobis35
Joined: 6/4/2010
Msg: 400
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/30/2010 5:31:43 AM
Could you show my husband how to to that tomorrow night?
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