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 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 391
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'Do you have any fava beans and a nice chianti?'
 Easygoin68a
Joined: 5/17/2011
Msg: 392
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 11:28:23 AM
Honey, Im home....
 Mjolnier
Joined: 6/23/2011
Msg: 393
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 11:31:08 AM
"Did you know there are seventy eight ceiling tiles in here?"

"Wow! You're almost as good as Dad."

"To be continued..."

"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave the restaurant."

"You get a smily-face sticker for that!"

"Your brother said 'Just say when' too."

"This is the police! Come out with your hands up!"
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 394
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/25/2011 9:58:29 AM
"I'm telling Mommy...!!!"
 Iced1071
Joined: 7/2/2011
Msg: 395
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/25/2011 11:24:24 AM
"Oh my god, you were so much better than my husband!"

.....true story..

my reaction: "uhh you're married?"
 Cdn_Iceman
Joined: 12/1/2010
Msg: 396
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/25/2011 11:28:11 AM
Just to let you know there has been sick responses I haven't laughed so hard
 JustBrad67
Joined: 3/21/2010
Msg: 397
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:21:15 PM
I don't know about the rest, but to me when a chick rolls over and goes to sleep its a good sign..

"oh shyt, I'm gonna be late for work"

probably already posted: "Will you marry me?"

Years ago after divorce... my then (live in) gf were going at it mid day. I locked the door, I know I did! Exactly at that special moment... BAM! my 5 year old son busts the door wide open. She's laughing, he's blushing with embarassment and grinning at the same time asking "what are you doing?" I didn't know whether to laugh, get pissed, or finish my business. Yeah he banged into the door hard enough to break the lock...
 Ranja111
Joined: 4/6/2011
Msg: 398
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/26/2011 11:39:55 AM
Why say anything after sex, about sex you just had.
If it was great you know it, if it was not, you know that
also.
 viper1j
Joined: 11/30/2005
Msg: 399
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/26/2011 1:01:31 PM

***********What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?************


1. Honey! I'm home!

2. Your brother was better.
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 400
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/26/2011 1:19:25 PM
Do you want to buy some girl-scout cookies?


 oldsoul_new1911
Joined: 7/18/2011
Msg: 401
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/26/2011 1:44:30 PM
Based on that I think I made a mistake in becoming a woman.

Can I do communion now father? I have to go to little league.

Thank god I can't get pregnant anymore.

I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing.

Wow, that was so intense you popped that zit like thing down there, look at it ooze.

Don't worry, in my experience it happens to a lot of guys.

Wait until I complain about this on the forums.

That was fun, but I've got an 8 o'clock.

See, rolling you in flour DID help.

No honey, I didn't slip a finger in your ass, I think the dog got in.

If I knew how much sex I was going to have this week I would have gotten tested.

I think I accidentally grabbed the super glue rather than lube.

Can I go now officer?
 JWS1974
Joined: 5/17/2010
Msg: 402
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/26/2011 6:56:36 PM
Years ago a buddy told me about this encounter.

After they finished she says "I didn't say anything before but, I am married. If this gets out I am going to say it was rape".
 concertlover333
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 403
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/27/2011 4:52:10 AM
"i'm so glad you like older women because i'm your biological mother who gave you up at birth"




guess that's a stretch huh?
 beachfun117
Joined: 7/16/2011
Msg: 405
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/28/2011 8:15:05 AM
NEXT !!!!........................................
 jumpingflea
Joined: 8/4/2010
Msg: 406
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/28/2011 3:25:07 PM
"by the way, I forgot to tell you...I think I'm ovulating!"
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 407
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/28/2011 3:26:28 PM
Okay, Romeo....Back to your cell..!!
 ChristmasGeekgirl
Joined: 8/24/2009
Msg: 408
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/29/2011 3:51:32 AM
"gee ... that was quick" (I wanted to say "yes, yes, it was ... " and sigh)
 Philhelm
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 409
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/29/2011 4:58:37 AM
"I can feel our baby growing inside me."

"Your condom had a hole in it..."

"Oh crap...I didn't realize that I'm having an outbreak...sorry!"

"I'm really 17 years old..."

"I love you."
 1234deleted1234
Joined: 10/8/2009
Msg: 410
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 4:13:44 AM
Everyone come out with your hands up, the place is surrounded!

So that's how you humans do it.

What was your name again?

Why didn't you wake me up?
 Kg_313
Joined: 4/18/2010
Msg: 412
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 6:14:36 AM
Thank you!...ugh
 MikeWM
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 413
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 7:54:16 AM
"So now that we are engaged what do......"


"Next"


"Did you notice any difference between my ladybits and a real womans fanny?"


"You still have 10 minutes left and I dont give partial refunds so do you want to go again"


"You could have just been honest, surely you knew I'd realise you were a virgin from the lack of expertise?"


"Next time do you mind if my St Bernard joins us?" (actually that wouldnt be so bad really thinking about it, erotic as hell to watch at least lol)
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 414
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 12:33:10 AM

What word would you LEAST like to hear after sex?


Uhhh, can you hand me the TV remote over there?
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 415
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 3:43:08 AM
I used to LOVE sex.
Have you been neglecting your kegals?
You'll be on Americans Funniest Videos soon.
 fieryredhead77
Joined: 12/17/2012
Msg: 416
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/22/2014 5:15:14 PM
Thank you really is the worst. Add a high five/nuckle bump and makes it even worse.
 oneday57
Joined: 10/17/2015
Msg: 417
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/25/2015 12:53:21 PM
Had a woman after the first time giving me oral say" now the pressures on"..thats when I gave up...thought things were progressing....NOT!
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