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 goodquestion
Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 328
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 19 of 20    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
I hope you don't mind itching.

Got me on that one I interpeded the question wrong I guess I left myself wide open on that one, itching is not a good thing to hear at all.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 329
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 9:53:16 AM
Why didn't you tell me it was your first time?
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 330
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 10:00:51 AM
How about......"And your name is???"......

On the real side.......what I do not want to hear or feel like asking......."would you please leave now!" Waking up to the one you went to bed with, should be as good and sensual as the sex the night before!

If I do not want to share coffee with you in the morning.....you know that there will not be another time!!

cd.........
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 332
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 12:09:09 PM
i said that before the O god im sobering up
 sexypunkgirl
Joined: 1/16/2011
Msg: 333
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 8:21:30 PM
I know I said you could cum in me, but ooops.I just relized I forgot to put my sponge in.
 nonsensical
Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 334
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 3:11:22 AM
Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 336
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 6:20:27 AM

Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.


I've played those carny games, investing $20 to procure, when I'm wildly successful, an item fairly worth about 99 cents. Now, I spend my time standing in that long line below the big rollercoaster, though they rarely call them that anymore. Waaay more worthwhile to be whoooshed down the big drop, wind in your hair, inverted, twisted and pinned to the back of your seat.
 dd3va
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 337
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 7:38:51 AM
Wow, I never got it that good in prison!
 endsdawn
Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 338
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 9:13:03 AM
Nothing is the worst thing to hear after sex. If she's just completely quiet and won't say anything.
 RyanP86
Joined: 8/7/2010
Msg: 339
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 1:31:13 PM
I have a policy.. I don't do sleep overs. Should I get you a cab?
 viktoria1968
Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 340
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 3:02:30 PM
Your done already?
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 341
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/26/2011 3:19:32 PM
see an there it is never thank a woman for sex unless youve paid her $$$ because thats her profession otherwise saying this to your girlfriend/wife or even somebody your intrested in..will cause you to look like an a sshole like really dude?
 steveam444
Joined: 9/14/2010
Msg: 342
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/26/2011 4:17:47 PM
Are you Greek.....Well I am sure you just had alot of Greek in you 5 minutes ago..You see I am Greek..It was my best line bartending back in college..

I would say do you have and Greek in you ??? no ?? Would you like some ???
 getdrunk1990
Joined: 3/14/2011
Msg: 344
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/26/2011 6:22:13 PM
I have aids haha
 Lucky_Paw
Joined: 12/29/2008
Msg: 347
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 4:14:25 AM
No I Said pull out before you cum !!
 seareefer
Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 349
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 7:22:11 AM
"click, click".........."GET OFF MY WIFE!"
 TedJMill
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 351
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 8:35:36 AM
"I've always admired the way that female black widow spiders kill and eat the males after mating."
 Mjolnier
Joined: 6/23/2011
Msg: 353
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 11:31:08 AM
"Did you know there are seventy eight ceiling tiles in here?"

"Wow! You're almost as good as Dad."

"To be continued..."

"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to leave the restaurant."

"You get a smily-face sticker for that!"

"Your brother said 'Just say when' too."

"This is the police! Come out with your hands up!"
 Iced1071
Joined: 7/2/2011
Msg: 355
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/25/2011 11:24:24 AM
"Oh my god, you were so much better than my husband!"

.....true story..

my reaction: "uhh you're married?"
 Philhelm
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 366
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/29/2011 4:58:37 AM
"I can feel our baby growing inside me."

"Your condom had a hole in it..."

"Oh crap...I didn't realize that I'm having an outbreak...sorry!"

"I'm really 17 years old..."

"I love you."
 MikeWM
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 368
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 7:54:16 AM
"So now that we are engaged what do......"


"Next"


"Did you notice any difference between my ladybits and a real womans fanny?"


"You still have 10 minutes left and I dont give partial refunds so do you want to go again"


"You could have just been honest, surely you knew I'd realise you were a virgin from the lack of expertise?"


"Next time do you mind if my St Bernard joins us?" (actually that wouldnt be so bad really thinking about it, erotic as hell to watch at least lol)
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 369
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 12:33:10 AM

What word would you LEAST like to hear after sex?


Uhhh, can you hand me the TV remote over there?
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 370
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 3:43:08 AM
I used to LOVE sex.
Have you been neglecting your kegals?
You'll be on Americans Funniest Videos soon.
 fieryredhead77
Joined: 12/17/2012
Msg: 371
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/22/2014 5:15:14 PM
Thank you really is the worst. Add a high five/nuckle bump and makes it even worse.
 oneday57
Joined: 10/17/2015
Msg: 372
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/25/2015 12:53:21 PM
Had a woman after the first time giving me oral say" now the pressures on"..thats when I gave up...thought things were progressing....NOT!
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