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 ChristmasGeekgirl
Joined: 8/24/2009
Msg: 367
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 20 of 20    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
"gee ... that was quick" (I wanted to say "yes, yes, it was ... " and sigh)
 Philhelm
Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 368
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/29/2011 4:58:37 AM
"I can feel our baby growing inside me."

"Your condom had a hole in it..."

"Oh crap...I didn't realize that I'm having an outbreak...sorry!"

"I'm really 17 years old..."

"I love you."
 1234deleted1234
Joined: 10/8/2009
Msg: 369
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 4:13:44 AM
Everyone come out with your hands up, the place is surrounded!

So that's how you humans do it.

What was your name again?

Why didn't you wake me up?
 MikeWM
Joined: 2/7/2011
Msg: 370
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 10/1/2011 7:54:16 AM
"So now that we are engaged what do......"


"Next"


"Did you notice any difference between my ladybits and a real womans fanny?"


"You still have 10 minutes left and I dont give partial refunds so do you want to go again"


"You could have just been honest, surely you knew I'd realise you were a virgin from the lack of expertise?"


"Next time do you mind if my St Bernard joins us?" (actually that wouldnt be so bad really thinking about it, erotic as hell to watch at least lol)
 drivingharmony2
Joined: 6/23/2013
Msg: 371
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 12:33:10 AM

What word would you LEAST like to hear after sex?


Uhhh, can you hand me the TV remote over there?
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 372
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/17/2014 3:43:08 AM
I used to LOVE sex.
Have you been neglecting your kegals?
You'll be on Americans Funniest Videos soon.
 fieryredhead77
Joined: 12/17/2012
Msg: 373
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/22/2014 5:15:14 PM
Thank you really is the worst. Add a high five/nuckle bump and makes it even worse.
 oneday57
Joined: 10/17/2015
Msg: 374
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/25/2015 12:53:21 PM
Had a woman after the first time giving me oral say" now the pressures on"..thats when I gave up...thought things were progressing....NOT!
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