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 sinfulfun
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 56
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Can I put my depends back on now
 transcend
Joined: 1/13/2007
Msg: 57
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:46:02 PM
"could you give me a ride to the free clinic, they said they have one more antibiotic they want to try before they give up"

i appreciate you being a sperm donor

are you allergic to penicillin?

Doesn't compound W work great?

didnt the surgeon do a great job? though i do miss peeing without sitting down
 LakeCountyGal
Joined: 9/4/2008
Msg: 58
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:46:43 PM
I actually had a guy tell me that if I just "lost a little weight, I'd be smoking hot". He said this to me AFTER sex mind you. I was so hurt and angry. Hey guys, guess what, we big girls, KNOW we're a little bigger and need to lose weight. DUH. You don't need to remind us, especially right after sex. It's not exactly a confidence builder.

 Sketchness
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 59
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:08:20 PM
Well I have part of the condom on still!

Was that cucumber supposed to be for dinner?
 Charred13
Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 60
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 3:33:05 PM
yeah....
if they call me rachel I'm gonna be put off...
no question...
 Nicholass1979
Joined: 8/24/2008
Msg: 61
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 3:55:18 PM
"um... where is my watch?"
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 62
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 4:00:32 PM
"Now what did I do do with those handcuff keys?"
 LiL Meggie
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 63
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 5:48:03 PM
Girl : Are you gonna cum yet
Guy: No im too tired too
Girl: well i want you to cum
Guy: I cant, im too tired, so it will take longer
Girl: well i wanna keep going lol
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 64
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:14:17 PM
hahaha....you are all a hoot!!!
 EarthElement
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 65
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:14:22 PM
"Will you marry me"
"Sorry I swear that's never happened before"
"I'll do better next time, I promise!"
"Hey it wasn't my fault, you were to wet!"
"Can I just watch next time?"
"U knew I was recording right?!?"
 SweetSmartNSassy2
Joined: 7/17/2008
Msg: 66
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:16:34 PM
"I need to call Mom now...."
 Sylvilagus
Joined: 4/14/2004
Msg: 67
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:37:35 PM
"Hey, I think you're the second biggest white guy I've ever been with..."

Completely unsolicited comment, too.

I'd already decided about 5 minutes earlier that this was someone I'd not continue pursuing.


Regards,
Rabbit.
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 68
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:59:34 PM
"My six brothers will have a truck at your place at 7am. You want the closet on the left?"

"You've been such a good boy, I'll loosen the ball gag now."

"Just think, now I don't have to watch you through your bedroom window every night! I'll be IN your bedroom!"

"Huh, I've never seen rug burns over 80% of the body before. Oooo, that looks like it hurts bad!"

"I pay your mother, right?"

"Uh-ohhhhh... was I supposed to leave a few beads out?"

"Don't worry, in a few hours, that drug will wear off, and you shouldn't remember a thing."

"It'll cost you $10,000 to get the photos."

"Sweetheart, meet the fellas..."

"Hey guess what? My Mom's running for Vice President!!!"
 JonIn92656
Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 69
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:04:16 PM
"We're just friends."
 Qamila
Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 70
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:32:56 PM
"No, silly, don't take the mask off yet! I want you to drive me home!"

"What am I doing? Oh, I'm making a homemade speculum just for you!"

"You just lay there and relax...these leads are a hassle to connect if you don't stay still!"

"Come on! No! Don't take the leash off...I'm taking you for a walk! Time to go
OUTSIDE!"

"It'll be some time until you can take those clamps off. Superglue really works."

"Oh no! I didn't know you were allergic to latex!"
 all.you.need
Joined: 11/7/2008
Msg: 71
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:49:22 PM
"Where's the remote for the TV?"
 good second man
Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 72
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 8:28:47 PM
I'm not on the pill you know?
 smoranean
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 73
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:17:18 AM
"I had my operation back in 1973. Did you notice the difference?"
 cby1977
Joined: 9/11/2008
Msg: 74
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 4:12:47 AM
"call 911, I think i'm dying!" i think that's probably the last thing I would and to hear! Or, "I think i'm going to be sick?!" That comes a close second!
 Ninki
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 75
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 4:47:19 AM

I'd already decided about 5 minutes earlier that this was someone I'd not continue pursuing.


Oh, but you still had sex with her anyway...

N.
 Real12C
Joined: 11/23/2008
Msg: 76
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 6:39:25 AM
"Yeah, you were great, now you need to go"........'snickers as she walks off'......"I hafta log onto POF now."
 gym12
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 77
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 7:43:41 AM
Could you help me SQUEEZE the pusss out of this ?
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 78
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 8:12:44 AM
"MMMmm! That was great! If I still had my penis, I'd return the favor."
 justmeandmax
Joined: 6/4/2007
Msg: 79
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:04:10 AM
Your Dad lied.... Grandma was better!
Can you sign this release form?
And your Mom said you didn't know how to do that.
(used this one before) Before sex, panties drop... Oh sorry, I forgot I've gota work in the morning. You should leave or I wont get any sleep.
 cbs4me
Joined: 11/7/2008
Msg: 80
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:26:33 AM
"What time is it? I have to go to work!"
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