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 windloverr
Joined: 2/29/2008
Msg: 299
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"Oh Russ!!! You were incredible!!!"

(I don't know anybody named Russ.)

"Dude!!!! Would you PLEASE wake up; and leave my d@mn sheep alone!!!"
 dr.dreadloc
Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 301
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:25:16 PM
I am still a little sore ....from that sex change operation!

what you mean you want a refund...

what you mean I need to get a tattoo "inflat to 3lbs" on my d!ck
I do not feel that was fuk'n funny putting ur false teeth down there!
 EvilLolli
Joined: 12/7/2008
Msg: 302
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:56:42 PM
From a guy:

WOW! Your way better at that than my GF!

You do that as well as my ex-wife did!

You're clit is bigger than my d!ck!

From a girl:

Is that all there is?

I found the balls, where is the rest of it?

I unlaced my knee high boots for this?

I thought you said you knew what you were doing?

I thought it was a pube until it got stiff!

Would you put on a strap-on so I can enjoy this?
 8soldierfalcon8
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 303
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 12:27:17 AM
That was sooooo good! It was my first time as a woman.

:O

-8sf8
 RossMc
Joined: 10/29/2008
Msg: 306
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 5:41:05 AM
I've noticed that the ceiling needs re-painting.
 arwen52
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 312
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/20/2010 12:26:18 PM
I don't usually have this problem.
 CallmeKen
Joined: 9/4/2009
Msg: 313
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/20/2010 4:50:55 PM

"Dude!!!! Would you PLEASE wake up; and leave my d@mn sheep alone!!!"

Or the related:
"This is the police! Put your hands up and step away from the sheep!"

"Can I use your cell phone? My husband is getting out of prison tomorrow, and I have to find out when to pick him up."
 AlphonseO
Joined: 9/6/2008
Msg: 314
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Posted: 6/22/2010 8:41:47 AM
Next time try staying in the saddle longer than the 8 seconds!
 wvwaterfall
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 317
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/30/2010 6:06:56 AM
........................."who's next?"....................................

or

"I think I"ll paint the ceiling blue...."
 JP1111
Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 322
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/26/2010 1:22:40 PM
Ahhhhhh yes, just like mom does it!

Okay I'll be the FIRST to admit it, that was sooooooooooooooo nasty :( Sorry
 goodquestion
Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 325
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 5:04:19 AM
Time for you to leave or time for me to leave unless you plan to return soon, other than that I guess it is wide open to just about anything. Time for me to leave is to quick there is nothing like staying together for good quality time after the fact.
 goodquestion
Joined: 6/29/2005
Msg: 328
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 5:44:13 AM
I hope you don't mind itching.

Got me on that one I interpeded the question wrong I guess I left myself wide open on that one, itching is not a good thing to hear at all.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 329
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 9:53:16 AM
Why didn't you tell me it was your first time?
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 330
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/23/2011 10:00:51 AM
How about......"And your name is???"......

On the real side.......what I do not want to hear or feel like asking......."would you please leave now!" Waking up to the one you went to bed with, should be as good and sensual as the sex the night before!

If I do not want to share coffee with you in the morning.....you know that there will not be another time!!

cd.........
 sexypunkgirl
Joined: 1/16/2011
Msg: 333
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Posted: 6/23/2011 8:21:30 PM
I know I said you could cum in me, but ooops.I just relized I forgot to put my sponge in.
 nonsensical
Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 334
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 3:11:22 AM
Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 336
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 6:20:27 AM

Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.


I've played those carny games, investing $20 to procure, when I'm wildly successful, an item fairly worth about 99 cents. Now, I spend my time standing in that long line below the big rollercoaster, though they rarely call them that anymore. Waaay more worthwhile to be whoooshed down the big drop, wind in your hair, inverted, twisted and pinned to the back of your seat.
 dd3va
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 337
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 7:38:51 AM
Wow, I never got it that good in prison!
 endsdawn
Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 338
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 9:13:03 AM
Nothing is the worst thing to hear after sex. If she's just completely quiet and won't say anything.
 RyanP86
Joined: 8/7/2010
Msg: 339
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 1:31:13 PM
I have a policy.. I don't do sleep overs. Should I get you a cab?
 viktoria1968
Joined: 2/7/2009
Msg: 340
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/25/2011 3:02:30 PM
Your done already?
 getdrunk1990
Joined: 3/14/2011
Msg: 344
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/26/2011 6:22:13 PM
I have aids haha
 Lucky_Paw
Joined: 12/29/2008
Msg: 347
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 4:14:25 AM
No I Said pull out before you cum !!
 seareefer
Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 349
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 7/22/2011 7:22:11 AM
"click, click".........."GET OFF MY WIFE!"
 TedJMill
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 351
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Posted: 7/22/2011 8:35:36 AM
"I've always admired the way that female black widow spiders kill and eat the males after mating."
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