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 RacerMatt
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 101
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POLICE!!!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!!!
 Shri_1
Joined: 10/29/2008
Msg: 102
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 4:48:06 PM
so baby, how'd you like my tongue action? i haven't had any complaints yet HAr HaR

 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 103
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 6:44:05 PM
I win!!!

Or "Ha-Ha! You lose!"
 victoriousloser
Joined: 11/27/2008
Msg: 104
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 7:35:27 PM
Damn you're almost as good as your mom at this
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 105
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:19:12 PM
Send in the next guy as you leave. There are free refreshments in the lobby.
 commsy78
Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 106
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:24:25 PM
hi sweet how aer you i like your pic
 MissT27
Joined: 11/13/2007
Msg: 107
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:00:55 AM
him: Ooooh Jesus!

me: Don't think Jesus has anything to do with this!!
 Jim978
Joined: 7/15/2008
Msg: 108
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:06:45 AM
"You don't happen to have any batteries with you, do you?"

Ouch!
 justmeandmax
Joined: 6/4/2007
Msg: 109
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:14:44 AM
(during) Could you move alittle too the left? There's a good movie on TV.
(after the first time) So are you in love now?
Was I the best you've ever had?
Do you know if your brother's free tonight?
Was that your best?
 TopazGoddess
Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 110
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:15:48 AM
I love you

So...you wanna go out sometime?
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 111
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:33 AM
operator could you connect me to the police department ...Hello Daddy
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 112
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 7:13:49 AM

And, not least...

"I win!"



but I always say that after I have sex!!!

its wrong???

 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 113
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 10:44:32 AM
This is so much fun, I couldn't resist coming up with a few more...

"Say something!"

"Oh, here comes my roommate. Hi, Jeff, climb on in..."

"Are you always like this?"

"Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."

"I'm sorry!"
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 114
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 10:56:53 AM
(As lights pull into the driveway...) "OMG! You're not my husband... RAPE!!!!!"
 somewhatcute
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 115
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 11:09:59 AM
The door bell ringing!!!
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 116
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 5:42:32 PM
the blackberry ringing!!!
 Chiefs76
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 117
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:02:28 PM
let's get married!
give me your wallet, im going shopping
that was amazing!...by the way, i drove the car into a ditch
 eveweed
Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 118
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:30 PM
this is a great thread!

the best one-liner i have ever had the pleasure to here is:

"...i should have become a monk."

i am still working on what he meant!

any suggestions? lol
 katt_411
Joined: 3/22/2008
Msg: 119
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:42:26 PM
Babe? I can't find the keys ...

(to these handcuffs ...)
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 120
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:54:08 PM

Babe? I can't find the keys ...

Even worse....
Babe, Got the keys.... Where's the car....?
 m_church
Joined: 11/8/2007
Msg: 121
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 7:02:17 PM
1... "I used to do this in Nevada for money..."
2... "He's not my brother, he's my pimp...."
3... "He's my brother AND my pimp...."
4... "Pete was better"... Hopefully only a coincidence that her Dog has a tag reading "Pete"
5... "Daddy always held me and tucked me in after...."
6..."Is it supposed to be this soft?"
7..."Your father never did that..."
8..."Neither did your mother..."
9..."I've never done this with anyone but a relative before..."
10.."I usually do this on stage..."
 aloneintx12
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 122
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 7:08:19 PM
i would say to my sweety


do you wana do it again ??


yeah


i just wana make sure that she is carying from happiness.


wow
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 123
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 8:38:33 PM

Helen1967: "Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."



"Cost of Car Wash: $20
Cost of Dinner: $$110
Cost of Being Able to Tell Everyone At The Office For Years to Come That I Did Ya: Priceless"

"Have you ever seen a dentist?"

"In my country, my heavy moustache is considered sexy... all female body hair is."

"I gotta lose these beer goggles."

"I'll bet you didn't know this was a hairpiece... did ya?"

"Makeup sex isn't all it's cracked up to be... dammit."
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 124
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 8:52:13 PM
[singing] AIDS World! AIDS World! Party time! Excellent! AIDS World! [/singing]
 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 125
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 4:28:30 AM

"Have you ever seen a dentist?"

Eek! And, priceless.

Aside, tried to IM you because I think you're awesome, didn't meet your criteria.

Back to topic:

"Ouch!"

"What are you thinking?"

"How about those Go-Carts?"

"Do you like Michael Jackson?"

"Let's take off these skins."
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