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 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 101
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Helen1967: "Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."



"Cost of Car Wash: $20
Cost of Dinner: $$110
Cost of Being Able to Tell Everyone At The Office For Years to Come That I Did Ya: Priceless"

"Have you ever seen a dentist?"

"In my country, my heavy moustache is considered sexy... all female body hair is."

"I gotta lose these beer goggles."

"I'll bet you didn't know this was a hairpiece... did ya?"

"Makeup sex isn't all it's cracked up to be... dammit."
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 102
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 8:52:13 PM
[singing] AIDS World! AIDS World! Party time! Excellent! AIDS World! [/singing]
 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 103
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 4:28:30 AM

"Have you ever seen a dentist?"

Eek! And, priceless.

Aside, tried to IM you because I think you're awesome, didn't meet your criteria.

Back to topic:

"Ouch!"

"What are you thinking?"

"How about those Go-Carts?"

"Do you like Michael Jackson?"

"Let's take off these skins."
 Zuglo
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 104
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 4:42:18 AM

"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Gretchen)

I said I was sorry..Can you let it go??...


OK, this is a funny thread,I hope most of you just kidding, and nothing I read was really said to you...
I can't really add nothing..
 Zuglo
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 105
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 4:51:20 AM

Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."

Sorry, but I don't understand this one..
You wouldn't want to hear this after sex? Care to explain, please? Me little slow..
 JCostanza
Joined: 9/4/2008
Msg: 106
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 5:03:22 AM
1. "So what are you taking in college?" "I'm in high school"
2. "Do you have any stds I should know about?" "Just herpes but you should be fine"
3. "I wish this yeast infection would go away"
4. "So, do you think your friend would be interested in me?"
5. "Your sister's hot!"
6. "You like that ****? Cause now I'm going to kill you,you ****ing slut"
7. 3 seconds into it.."I'm gonna cum"
8. "um..there's a hole in the condom"
9. "is your brother into guys?"
10. "brb gotta pee"...you hear the front door closing
 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 107
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 5:04:03 AM

Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."


Sorry, but I don't understand this one..
You wouldn't want to hear this after sex? Care to explain, please? Me little slow..


Well, how would you like to wake up to find yourself wrapped in your date-mate's boa constrictor? This one - I think it's the only one - I didn't make up myself, but stole from one of the "Dates From Hell" books.
 edster1224
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 108
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:03:32 AM
This has never happened to me but I can imagine a woman saying, "Ohhh, it looked larger in the photos."

I can imagine me asking, "Do you have any flour?"

Actually, I guess both of those would happen before sex.

Okay, how about this one from me, "So, is your sister single?"

And this one coming from her, "You are going to lose my number, right?"

LOL!

Ed
 edster1224
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 109
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:11:18 AM
I remember telling one woman, "You remind me too much of my ex-wife" (Very thin, with bad teeth and a body odor.

A woman once told me afterwards, "Oh, I thought you were Don" (my friend who was sleeping in the other room).

Ed
 ladylookingagain
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 110
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:43:34 AM
Well....Back to the couch now. (something I actually did her from my ex-husband)
 compleat_man
Joined: 10/3/2008
Msg: 111
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 8:52:40 AM

5. "Your sister's hot!"


that's apparently what Paul Bernardo said to Karla Homolka on one of their early dates, about her 14-year old sister...and she LIKED IT! in fact she helped him rape her little sister with the use of drugs..

shows how seriously twisted & deranged they BOTH were..

what about: "that's it! I'm definitely going lesbian"..(or gay, said to a woman)..
 Bobisherenow
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 112
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 10:43:34 AM
Don't worry Herpes is not that big of a deal.. YIKES!!!!
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 113
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 4:49:01 PM
"And he botches the dismount! The West German judge doesn't look happy."
 jlucas
Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 114
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 5:17:51 PM
Crying. Wtf is that about?
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 115
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:30:28 PM

Aside, tried to IM you because I think you're awesome, didn't meet your criteria.


Cool! Thanks! I like your humor, too (nice n twisted, uh, too... ). Just checked to see if you were online, but you weren't. We'll catch up.

Be well, Helen.

Gretchen
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 116
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/3/2008 7:34:29 PM

"And he botches the dismount! The West German judge doesn't look happy."


 Zuglo
Joined: 5/12/2005
Msg: 117
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 4:35:37 AM

Well, how would you like to wake up to find yourself wrapped in your date-mate's boa constrictor?

OH..I see..Thanks, that what I was thinking, just wanted to make sure..
Well, that would suck..A sure mood killer..
 Bobisherenow
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 118
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 5:02:18 AM
I have had better at the ZOO!!! Now that is just wrong and also a true story.
 zingwentthestrings
Joined: 11/5/2007
Msg: 119
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 9:52:35 AM
That will a hundred bucks
 Bobisherenow
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 120
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 10:03:43 AM
Right after the deed she says, "You remind me of my grand parents."
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 121
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 10:04:50 AM
"Opps, O by the way i forgot to tell ya"

that phrase never has good news at the end of it...


an i'm pretty sure no woman would ever want to hear,

hey b itch get the f uck out an hope you brought your walking shoes cause it's gonna be a long walk home for you tonite..

have i ever heard this phrase said to me no,atleast not yet,,an if i did i'm pretty sure that there would be some swinging fist coming at the guys face from me.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 122
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 10:06:47 AM

Bobisherenow said:
Right after the deed she says, "You remind me of my grand parents."



ok ya that would definatly werid me out..
 Sepia777
Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 123
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 10:43:39 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOO
*In tears laffin* at :


an i'm pretty sure no woman would ever want to hear,

hey b itch get the f uck out an hope you brought your walking shoes cause it's gonna be a long walk home for you tonite..

have i ever heard this phrase said to me no,atleast not yet,,an if i did i'm pretty sure that there would be some swinging fist coming at the guys face from me.


- no toppin that one!!!
 jdriver87
Joined: 9/20/2008
Msg: 124
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 10:55:47 AM
By the way...I used to be a man!
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 125
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/4/2008 7:03:49 PM
"Anyway, so my 401K is now down 55%..."

"Sweet. From now on we can skip the whole dating thing and just fast forward to the boobies!"

"After 30 years of marriage, I think I have a right to ask, where the HELL did you learn to do that?"

"Nothing like 3 minutes in heaven..."

"OK, Fluffer, you're outta here."

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