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 Mozard
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there are only 10 kinds of people in the world .. those that read binary and those that don't

my credit is so bad, the bank won't accept my cash

if I was doing any better, the bank would be making payments to me

often while observing younger students at college there will be several of them all looking at the same car, and none of them having a clue what's wrong with it or how to fix it .... I look at them and point and say to someone outside the group ...
10 monkeys .. one banana ..

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself...

to the college students I often give practical advice .. like
Chase fat girls ,they run slower ...or
Fu*k ugly women they try harder ...
yea I'll prolly get some grief for these but oh well heheh

 ExMtlr
Joined: 8/3/2008
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Posted: 11/6/2009 10:09:11 PM
"It's better to have loved and lost.........
......Much better!"
 NewGuy2BC
Joined: 10/21/2009
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Posted: 11/6/2009 10:09:28 PM
If it's too loud you're too old

I live by the code of the road Every single night of my life
 The Brain
Joined: 10/15/2009
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Posted: 11/7/2009 3:25:54 PM
"Ma ! The meatloaf !"
 islandgirl_4u
Joined: 10/30/2006
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Posted: 11/8/2009 4:48:25 PM
Never try to teach a pig to crow. You waste your time and annoy the pig.
 Jokemaker
Joined: 9/30/2009
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Posted: 11/8/2009 9:01:00 PM
If all else fails, go buy a gun and make someone else do it.
 The Brain
Joined: 10/15/2009
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Posted: 11/10/2009 11:01:05 AM
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "
 sequoyah61
Joined: 12/8/2008
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Posted: 11/13/2009 5:26:27 PM
I feel a little bit more like I do now than I did when I got here!

Handle every stressful situation like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away!
 Vannili
Joined: 7/8/2008
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Posted: 11/16/2009 4:49:23 AM
Why buy a cow when you can get a free milk?

That might be true ,but all cows are not happy and are not all from California..






I am over here ,You damned fisherman !!


 89*4L
Joined: 8/7/2009
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Posted: 11/17/2009 11:39:27 PM
never marry a divorce lawyer.

It might be good advice for some. I just thought it was comical and gives the listener a lot to think about.
 Empowered1
Joined: 10/31/2009
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Posted: 11/18/2009 4:10:31 AM
Everything happens for a reason.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you the best they can.

Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most.

Confuscious say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up in the morning with stinky finger.
 The Brain
Joined: 10/15/2009
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Posted: 11/19/2009 7:43:39 AM
"Son, people will always try and **** you. Don't waste your life planning for a ****ing, just be alert when your pants are down." (From someone's father)
 M_1
Joined: 11/16/2009
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Posted: 11/23/2009 6:30:11 AM
yeah-"guys come a dime a dozen"
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 11/23/2009 8:06:06 AM
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-****."
 raxarsr
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Posted: 11/23/2009 4:55:57 PM
there are damned few problems that cant be solved by the judicious application of high explosives
 daveg61961
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Posted: 11/24/2009 6:26:17 AM
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, beer in hand, body thoroughly used up and totally worn out, and screaming "Yeeee haaaa, what a ride!"
 oldndazed
Joined: 10/12/2009
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Posted: 11/24/2009 9:27:27 AM
Darnit Davey, you just took my breath away
I love that saying
 crazyfromtheheart*
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Posted: 11/24/2009 7:25:41 PM
Watch out for the quiet ones....I have a feather and I know how to use it!
 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
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Posted: 11/24/2009 7:33:02 PM
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't IT!

Groucho Marx

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like
having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop


"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

Samuel Johnson
 AuntGetgo
Joined: 11/1/2009
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Posted: 11/24/2009 9:31:58 PM
If a friend borrows $20 bucks and you never see them again it was money well spent.
 SweetStephy123
Joined: 11/21/2009
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Posted: 11/25/2009 8:06:47 PM
1. That's what she said
2. Oh SNAP!
3. What's shakin
 parrotmama
Joined: 10/4/2009
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Posted: 11/25/2009 8:33:12 PM
The version of the "pig" saying I like is:
Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it just frustrates you and annoys the pig

I also like:
Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools
Words are cheap, behavior is believable, consistent behavior is trustable...
The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
 SimplyStella202
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Posted: 11/25/2009 9:04:34 PM
I also like I support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!
 yew4ic
Joined: 6/22/2009
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Posted: 11/26/2009 4:01:39 PM
If the pilgrims were given a donkey, instead of a turkey...we would all be getting a piece of ass today.
 lovesick12
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Hi i have one
Posted: 11/26/2009 4:13:48 PM
To have honur in oneself and be kind to people for one day you may need that kindness return to you in your hour of need
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