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 Vannili
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Why buy a cow when you can get a free milk?

That might be true ,but all cows are not happy and are not all from California..






I am over here ,You damned fisherman !!


 89*4L
Joined: 8/7/2009
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Posted: 11/17/2009 11:39:27 PM
never marry a divorce lawyer.

It might be good advice for some. I just thought it was comical and gives the listener a lot to think about.
 Empowered1
Joined: 10/31/2009
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Posted: 11/18/2009 4:10:31 AM
Everything happens for a reason.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you the best they can.

Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most.

Confuscious say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up in the morning with stinky finger.
 The Brain
Joined: 10/15/2009
Msg: 85
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Posted: 11/19/2009 7:43:39 AM
"Son, people will always try and **** you. Don't waste your life planning for a ****ing, just be alert when your pants are down." (From someone's father)
 M_1
Joined: 11/16/2009
Msg: 86
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Posted: 11/23/2009 6:30:11 AM
yeah-"guys come a dime a dozen"
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 11/23/2009 8:06:06 AM
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-****."
 raxarsr
Joined: 7/10/2008
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Posted: 11/23/2009 4:55:57 PM
there are damned few problems that cant be solved by the judicious application of high explosives
 daveg61961
Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 11/24/2009 6:26:17 AM
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, beer in hand, body thoroughly used up and totally worn out, and screaming "Yeeee haaaa, what a ride!"
 crazyfromtheheart*
Joined: 10/16/2009
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Posted: 11/24/2009 7:25:41 PM
Watch out for the quiet ones....I have a feather and I know how to use it!
 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
Msg: 92
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Posted: 11/24/2009 7:33:02 PM
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't IT!

Groucho Marx

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like
having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop


"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

Samuel Johnson
 AuntGetgo
Joined: 11/1/2009
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Posted: 11/24/2009 9:31:58 PM
If a friend borrows $20 bucks and you never see them again it was money well spent.
 SweetStephy123
Joined: 11/21/2009
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Posted: 11/25/2009 8:06:47 PM
1. That's what she said
2. Oh SNAP!
3. What's shakin
 parrotmama
Joined: 10/4/2009
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Posted: 11/25/2009 8:33:12 PM
The version of the "pig" saying I like is:
Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it just frustrates you and annoys the pig

I also like:
Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools
Words are cheap, behavior is believable, consistent behavior is trustable...
The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
 SimplyStella202
Joined: 8/5/2009
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Posted: 11/25/2009 9:04:34 PM
I also like I support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!
 yew4ic
Joined: 6/22/2009
Msg: 97
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Posted: 11/26/2009 4:01:39 PM
If the pilgrims were given a donkey, instead of a turkey...we would all be getting a piece of ass today.
 lovesick12
Joined: 10/11/2009
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Hi i have one
Posted: 11/26/2009 4:13:48 PM
To have honur in oneself and be kind to people for one day you may need that kindness return to you in your hour of need
 Occasus
Joined: 11/16/2009
Msg: 99
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Posted: 11/27/2009 12:33:00 AM
Confucious say: Man who walk through door sideways at airport, going to Bangkok.
 yourmsright
Joined: 11/19/2009
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Posted: 11/29/2009 5:08:30 PM
I can't cook - I can't even boil toast
 flyin squirrel
Joined: 5/25/2009
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Posted: 12/4/2009 8:12:11 AM
My own personal saying .."They should put birth control in gov'ment cheese!"


From the movies...
"If you don't have something nice to say about somebody ,come sit next to me"
Steel Magnolias^^

And if I can't think of a comeback fast enough I just shout.."now go get your shine box!"
Goodfellas^^
 searching4luv
Joined: 1/2/2005
Msg: 102
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Posted: 12/4/2009 8:52:45 AM
" I see said the blind man, so he picked up his hammer and saw!"
 flyin squirrel
Joined: 5/25/2009
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Posted: 12/15/2009 9:59:23 AM
Fav.bumper sticker

JESUS LOVES YOU.............but everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole!
 fuzzysquirrel
Joined: 11/8/2009
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Posted: 12/15/2009 11:11:30 AM
JESUS LOVES YOU........ but I think you are a c u n t!
 fuzzysquirrel
Joined: 11/8/2009
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Posted: 12/15/2009 11:14:38 AM
JESUS IS COMING.........Look busy!
 Fl_GoldWinger
Joined: 9/17/2009
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Posted: 12/18/2009 10:28:04 PM
Heres a few of mine

Whatever floats your boat.

If common sense is so common, why is it so rare?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
 Dudemike
Joined: 5/8/2008
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Posted: 12/19/2009 4:23:06 PM
"When you are expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap on the face, consider it a victory."

My personal favorite

"I put the 'K' in stupid."
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