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 Ender330
Joined: 4/23/2006
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When was the first time you walked in on your parents having?
Ok, I got to know cuz I want to know if anyone got me be so the thread starts like this if you want go along:

I was xx years old the first time I walked in on my parents having sex!

Here is Mine:

I was 30 years old the fist time I walked in on my parents having sex! At the time my parents were 67 years old. I had walked in my dads house to pick my mom up to take her home and when I walked into the living room...there they were half dressed laying on the living room floor. Now here is the part that scars me for life...my dad is super skinny and my mom is super big and she has slight paralysis on her left side....soooo I couldn't just turn away...guess who was the one who had to pick them both up off the floor!!! Oh my...I was never the same again I called all 4 of my brothers and sisters and said "guess what your parents were doing. I just called you so that I could share the embarrassment , I'm not going through this alone!"

Me and my mom still laugh about it...my dad and I have never brought it up!
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 12:14:37 AM
OMG!! Sorry but.... I laughed my self silly over that!! Poor you!! Poor them!!! Now I have never caught my parents at it but one time... mum asked me to get something from her dresser... I was 17 ish I think... well that was ok but there on the dresser was a photo... my mum posing in the red lace dad bought her the Christmas before!!! maybe less awful than your experience... OK... CERTAINLY less embarassing but it's my story... lol
 brendantime
Joined: 10/31/2008
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 4:46:24 AM
I feel sorry for you if you had to go through that drama. I'm sure you'll never recover from that image.
 TOMic bomb
Joined: 10/5/2008
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 5:23:54 AM
personally i DO NOT believe a word of the OP's story. i think he made it up. anybody with me on this?
 Blondecharmthe3rd
Joined: 8/7/2008
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 6:06:17 AM
Never caught my parents but my father caught me. He never mentioned it but my Mum and I had a good chuckle. He wouldn't look me in the eye for about 6 months.
 blonde chickie
Joined: 11/3/2005
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 6:33:37 AM
Nope, I never have caught my folks having sex, thank god I never did.
 Icestorm
Joined: 1/15/2007
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:30:10 AM
What is this "caught" your parents having sex thing? Are you making them wait until they are a certain age? Are they required to get your permission first? Trying knocking on the door first. Or try getting your own place.

I wonder if they are writing on aarp.com and laughing about you walking in on them.

 Rushâ„¢
Joined: 2/17/2009
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:59:54 AM
Thank I never did. My mind would've been screwed up for life, if I ever caught my parents having sex. That's a really BAD mental picture.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 2/24/2009 9:27:28 AM
Yes....I was in my 30's....and I quietly slipped back out the door.....
went straight to the bar.....and did my best to drink that image ( and the sounds) right out of my head!!
My parents were very open about their great sex life......but I sure didn't need to see proof of it!
 Ender330
Joined: 4/23/2006
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Posted: 2/24/2009 12:41:37 PM


sweet lady lori:

Ah...I am sure your parents will be so happy to know you posted this about them.

Hey-you're the same guy who started a thread about both ladies pairs of lips~I am kind of thinking you like to get your jollies in here, so I am not going to say anything more.

Worry not, there will be plenty of people who will post here. But I for one respect my parents too much to discuss such a personal thing.


I love and respect my parents to death and anyone who knows me knows this. You don't know my family or my parents our our life and the closeness that we all share! I am sure that your kind for respect and mine are way different.



my happydays:

When you meet my parents...tell them about it. Hey I have a lot of comics in my family D.L Hughley being one of them. Sooo i guess it's just all out of fun and love...they will live.




TOMic bomb:

personally i DO NOT believe a word of the OP's story. i think he made it up. anybody with me on this?


Haha...who needs you to believe them I was there saw it with my own eyes!





Icestorm:

What is this "caught" your parents having sex thing? Are you making them wait until they are a certain age? Are they required to get your permission first? Trying knocking on the door first. Or try getting your own place.

I wonder if they are writing on aarp.com and laughing about you walking in on them.


****...oops did i say that out loud?...I been on my own since i was 21 and taking care of my mother since i was 14. I think in your stupidity you missed the point where they were both stuck on the ground...last time my mother had to call an ambulance to get her off the floor after my father pushed her out of her bed! Stupid people have no reason to live!

Yea maybe I should knock but when you have been a main care taker for so many years...you kinda don't think about knocking...and I bet you come from a home where you parents knocked before they came into your room...ha ha I wish...I come from a black home...in the 70's and 80's way different trust me...way different!

To all the other negative haters...don't hate just go away "poof...**** be gone"
To everyone else...Happy Fishing!!!

Oh and sidwinder154...ha ha you have a thing for walking in on your parents and grand parents....sounds like a fetish
 cwanva
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 11
My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:08:24 PM
I never thought of my parents in that way untl I became a parent myself,and was interrupted by my own child in some pretty awkward moments....lol but I guess thats a whooooooole different thread.
 lonelyman154
Joined: 12/30/2005
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/25/2009 2:27:15 PM
They did once anyway.
My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/25/2009 2:41:28 PM
um, y'all are so funny!!! Did it not occur to y'all that SEX between your PARENTS is what brought you into the world, or, by the gods, were you the immaculate conception? MY parents did it at least 9 times - oh wait - there were also 5 miscarriages, so they musta done it at LEAST fourteen times. Oh wait - one was a twin. Make that 13 times.

I have four offspring - but I have practiced getting pregnant religiously and often. Thank the Gods I am doing *something* wrong! And having a great deal of fun, at that.


 michelynn
Joined: 5/7/2008
Msg: 14
My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/25/2009 2:50:05 PM
I thought I had sucessfully blocked the image from my head till I read this post, lol. I was young about 8 or 9, it was the middle of the afternoon and I wanted to tell mom something but couldn't find her. Their bedroom door was locked but we had a bathroom with a door to the hall and a door to their room and that door wasn't locked. I opened it and there before me was dad giving mom a little oral loving. Now how long must I live with that picture till I can block it again?
My parents having sex....
Posted: 2/25/2009 5:10:05 PM

kinda makes -you funny? heehee?


Oh hell yes - It's a perk of being a little old lady who has gotten busted in nothing but a satin kimono and a very large smile. Thank God my adult kids have realized that I am vibrant and alive and maybe they oughta knock on the door eh?

 Beminetonight
Joined: 3/3/2008
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 3/1/2009 10:31:55 AM
I never walked in on the parental units, but I heard them a few times, and damn was it a traumatic experience. If I could have made myself deaf, I'd have done it.

But then quite recently, I saw a posting in a message board used by teenagers, where the question was "Have you ever seen or heard your parents having sex?" and most of the kids were just like the rest of us saying they were scarred for life, but this one girl said, yeah, she hears them once in a while, and she doesn't exactly enjoy it, but at the same time she realizes that it's the sound of them being happy, and does she want them to stay together, or break up like so many of her friends' parents have? And so she says, if that's what it takes to keep your parents married, she'll accept it. And I thought, young lady, you're wise beyond your years.

p.s. I think it was in the same thread, one of the kids said "My dad's hairy white ass going up and down, OMG I will never recover from the sight..." I did kind of laugh at that.
 TOMic bomb
Joined: 10/5/2008
Msg: 17
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Posted: 11/14/2009 11:53:20 AM
at 18, i came back to the house unexpectedly and i walked into the bedroom and saw dad laying the blocks to mom like he was a porn star!
his ass was in the air and jackhammering like all git out!
mom was moaning and groaning and calling out his name.
the old man was really going to town and i was proud of him.
i like to think i take after him.

 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
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My parents having sex....
Posted: 1/17/2010 7:52:59 AM
never caught my parents having sex, i did have a good laugh this morning reading your post, and i guess if there still at it at there age, ......there is still hope
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