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 Uncle Fist
Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 76
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I like how these types of threads are hit and miss. It seems like every other one will be filled with people ranting and raving about how great anything anal is, and the ones in between are filled with people ranting and raving about how disgusting they find it to be.

I just look at it like this. If it's not your thing, cool. No problem. But the people who pretend to be experts who go around demonizing it because of what they've read about or "seen at their job" look like fools to me. Reading up on something doesn't trump personal experience. You can be as well read as you want to be, but without personal experience, you're just regurgitating theory. Which is fine unless you're debating with someone with extensive personal experience. In which case, you lose out by default.

It's like arguing about the great depression with somebody who lived through it. Doesn't matter how much you've read, they were there. They have a better idea of what it was like than you do.
 eschec mat
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 77
Is Analingus the new Cunnilingus?
Posted: 4/13/2009 6:10:40 PM
^^^^^No really dude, I had Giardia. I don't need to have any other illness caused by fecal matter. I don't need to lick someone's bung hole to test to see if I get it again. I really think once was plenty for me. Again, I know exactly what it is like to have it and not know what is the matter. I know exactly what pain is. I know exactly what I don't need to ever have again! No arm charm coaching here. Fact is YOU HAVE BACTERIA! Ingestion of bacteria and other germs can not only harm you, but can KILL YOU! No demonizing, just the facts! No mouthwash in the world can undo the harm that can be done by the ingestion of germs. Once they start, unless you get proper diagnosis and treatment, you can and will get sick. So guess what dude, I think anyone that licks a butt hole or eats crap is SICK.
 Yankee_Girl
Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 78
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Posted: 4/13/2009 6:16:39 PM
If you've ever eaten at a buffet, you've had someone else's excrement. Not everyone washes their hands after they use the bathroom.

Just saying...
 Uncle Fist
Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 79
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Posted: 4/13/2009 6:39:01 PM

^^^^^No really dude, I had Giardia. I don't need to have any other illness caused by fecal matter. I don't need to lick someone's bung hole to test to see if I get it again. I really think once was plenty for me. Again, I know exactly what it is like to have it and not know what is the matter. I know exactly what pain is. I know exactly what I don't need to ever have again! No arm charm coaching here. Fact is YOU HAVE BACTERIA! Ingestion of bacteria and other germs can not only harm you, but can KILL YOU! No demonizing, just the facts! No mouthwash in the world can undo the harm that can be done by the ingestion of germs. Once they start, unless you get proper diagnosis and treatment, you can and will get sick. So guess what dude, I think anyone that licks a butt hole or eats crap is SICK.


And you got it by your own admission from drinking water, not from a sexual act. So to proclaim that said act is "sick" without having actually experienced it, you are doing that which you just said you weren't; armchair coaching.

Nice try, though.
 ZenBeth
Joined: 2/23/2009
Msg: 80
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Posted: 4/13/2009 6:45:29 PM

Rhiannon63:However, I do not and would not lick ass or penetrate ass with my finger (well, I would consider the finger bit if my hubby absolutely wanted it but then only if I had a condom on my finger).


Which is why healthcare providers wear a glove when doing rectal exams. And why they recommend using one when massaging a mans prostate.

~Beth~
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 81
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Posted: 4/13/2009 7:04:08 PM

Which is why healthcare providers wear a glove when doing rectal exams


And every dentist, and their assistants, wear gloves and masks.
 eschec mat
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 82
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Posted: 4/13/2009 7:15:27 PM
Actually, they can't tell you how you got it. I am hoping that is where I got it. I am hoping it was from one of my nature walks and drinking the stream water...but yeah, it is more difficult to get it through drinking water than from licking a man's ass hole... In another thread today someone commented on how ignoring the truth doesn't make it any less the truth.
 rheard
Joined: 9/8/2008
Msg: 83
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Posted: 4/13/2009 7:40:57 PM
So many for and against! Sheesh - and especially the ones attacking others for trying to give good advice about the dangers. (not you Beth - those organic facts you gave us are correct and to the point) Like it or not, do it or not, at least have the common sense to keep an open mind about what COULD happen.

The bottom line is that human fecal matter is not just a smelly form of play-doh and otherwise safe to play with Instead of pointing out all the studies and examples others have already used - let me just say that there is a reason why human excrement has been smeared on pointed traps and weapons over the many centuries of warfare preceeding more modern weapons, It was almost guaranteed to cause an infection in any wound that it was introduced into. Ask any viet nam vet - those stories about pungis' smeared with shyte were true and they caused those troops that fell afoul of them a whole hell of a lot of problems!

So again, what you do and enjoy is your business - just be aware that the only nasty thing about people crap isn't the smell!

Regards all
 newblue1970
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 84
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Posted: 4/14/2009 5:40:40 AM
OK, so I looked up Giardia. Its a parasite that can cause outbreaks in places like instituations and daycare centers. The associated disease is "marked by abdominal cramps and diarrhea. Other symptoms include nausea, vomiting, weight loss, fatigue, bloating, and flatulence." Now although I love playing anally with a woman, if she's got those symptoms, not only will she not be in a sexy mood, neither would I! Again, 2 unifected people can NOT create a new problem.

Yes, I'll admit its a risk... but then what ISNT a risk? Drinking, smoking and drugs are FAR FAR more risky activities, but most everyone does at least one of those. People do them because they enjoy it. Driving a car is probably the most risky thing that people do every day. I know you'll say but we "have" to drive, but some of those trips arent necessary and most people speed, which increases the risk.

So, I'll take my chances and continue to lick the ass of the disease-free woman I'm in a relationship with, and we'll have great, open-minded, orgasmic sex. And I'll forego the booze, drugs and cigarettes and I bet I'll have less health problems in the long run. And also more fun - isnt sex better than those other vices?

All of life is a risk if you're living it correctly!
 eschec mat
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 85
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Posted: 4/14/2009 9:25:58 AM
When you start a cold, do you start out with full fledged sneezing, coughing, blowing your nose non stop? Can you look at a person and know they are infected with HIV, Hep C, HPV, etc.? Why do you think doctors have to run tests? How long do you think it takes before some things like HIV take to show up in your system?

As far as Giardia goes, one of the MANY THINGS you can get from ingesting someone's excrement unknowingly or knowingly, you might start with some gas. Ahhhh, those darn beans I ate for lunch. Problem is, you are infected and can infect anyone! Oh yeah, wipe your butt, don't wash those hands and hand a friend a sandwich or perhaps your lover can lick your butt for you... It is very dangerous in institutions and day care centers because of the close proximity of all the people that may not be properly washing their hands after they go to the bathroom. It is spread and figuring out where it started is extremely difficult to isolate.

I was married when I got it. You don't have stomach aches, diarrhea or flatulence non stop. You can have normal marital relations, sex if you will, and not realize there is anything wrong. Just like most untreated illnesses, it progresses. One day you can be driving down the road and have the need to pull over and vomit because you have gotten to the point where everything you eat doesn't want to stay in your infected stomach. It is most unpleasant when it reaches that stage. Most doctors aren't going to suspect that you have been licking your lovers butt hole, so make sure if you do start having stomach problems and you like to practice unsafe sex, tell your doctor about your practice so they can test you for illnesses such as this. It just takes a little poop sample and it goes to the lab.

So yeah, I am done with this thread...I just feel if anyone is going to do something unhealthy they should know the truth. You can ignore what can and does happen, but when it happens to you, what are you going to say?
 latintlc
Joined: 7/1/2008
Msg: 86
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Posted: 4/14/2009 9:49:23 AM
cunnilingus vs Tasting Shit ok lets see....

I think I will eat pu*sy all day and leave analingus for those who want to taste what their past had this morning.



Shit does carry disease you know.
 urinemyway
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 87
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Posted: 4/14/2009 10:11:38 AM

Analingus is the new black. -Hum

Hey - fvck off! Black people have a hard enough time without being associated with this!

j/k
 Hellodanny
Joined: 3/1/2009
Msg: 88
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Posted: 4/14/2009 10:38:38 AM
Agree with YankeeGirl. Same goes for the mints (packaged or not) and toothpicks at restaurants; tests have shown traces of fecal matter on wrappers, mints, toothpicks. If you're going to "treat" yourself to those, hopefully that guy that had his paws in there before you washed his hands after finishing in the bathroom.

Also, if you're eating a girl out, that butthole is very close, so unless she is very clean, there may be traces of bacteria contamination there too.

Having said that, like I said previously, I love to lick a girl's butt when I'm going down on her. But of course, she has to be very clean, just out of the shower, for me to be even eating her out. I'm not sticking my tongue deep inside her butt, just licking the rim and opening where all the nerve ending are. Of course, I'm also just having sex with my wife and not someone who I do not know their history/health status. Safe sex = no inhibitions and fun!
 bootymon
Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 89
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Posted: 4/14/2009 12:16:00 PM
God ,I hope not.
 urinemyway
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 90
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Posted: 4/14/2009 1:25:41 PM
^ I'd not have expected that response from someone named Bootymon.
 cubic_zirconia
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 91
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Posted: 4/14/2009 2:27:25 PM
^^^ LOL! Seriously!


well let me put it this way... would you eat escargot, mussels, oysters.... all these are eaten complete with whatever they have eaten still inside. do you eat organic fruits and vegetables. guess what dear shit is a common fertilizer...and if you want to know what i mean... take a celery stock, with the leaves still on. get a glass.fill it with water and a red food dye. put the celery in the mixture..... in about two days you will let your dog lick your face


No actually, I dont eat scavanging animals or anything that commonly eats its own sh*t. No I dont eat purchased organic either. I grow my own and I know exactly what goes in it. Also you're comparing different things. Fertilizer gets WASHED OFF, food then is COOKED, therefore killing things at a high temp. Licking someone's bunghole, no matter how much Zest, Irish Spring, or Axe deodorant body wash they rubbed on it before, still does not clean it well enough because whats in, will inevitably come out. Also when I eat veggies, there's little to no chance of them farting in my mouth. Which I hope happens to you for being a moron.
 Dean Moriarty
Joined: 2/7/2007
Msg: 92
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Posted: 4/14/2009 4:39:48 PM
This is quite an amusing thread. I didn't expect to post on it, but here goes, not as an advocate of any particular lingual activity, rather as one who smells sheet, and it is coming from mouths of some of those who claim to never put theirs in the compromising position.

Having worked with cattle, I can assure chochis the milk connoiseur that she has ingested literally MILLIONS of microbes that have dribbled their way from the cow's anus into her milk. And meat, OH MY, has anyone out there been in a meat processing facility (we used to call them slaughterhouses)? Cows have sheet all over them when they are alive, man, do you really think they don't have sheet all over them when they are ripped to pieces? Come on, let's get real.

I can still remember the epiphany that occurred in first grade, running on the playground, and a bug went in the mouth and down the esophagus before I could do anything about it. If had only calculated that the bug I had just swallowed was full of bug sheet with all kinds of nasty things in it, I would have had the teacher rush me to the hospital for a stomach pumping, followed by application of Zest, Irish Spring, and then Axe, but at least chochis knows that there would still have been bug sheet in my gut. How I survived this tragedy, must be proof of divine miracles. Praise the lord and pass the sushi. Somebody channel Andy Devine.

The FDA has standards for every processed for on fecal matter, rodent hairs, and the like. Sheet is literally everywhere.

It is probably ill advised to perform a Divine imitation (see Pink Flamingos, or better yet, don't see it! uggh), but the issue is not whether one comes in contact with fecal matter, it is how much bacteria you get and whether it is harmful. Same with parasites and viruses.

Some diseases can be transmitted mouth to mouth, but hey, here we are, most of us are lustily sizing up the lips of others as we read these pages pruriently, never hesitating at the prospect of anything from the common cold to herpes.

Can one stick a tongue in an azz and live to tell about it? Yes, within limits. I suspect chochis and some others here just don't like the idea and so they create all kinds of justifications to defend their position. Overstatement such as "I grow my own" occurs-really chochis, do you grow ALL your own vegetables? I bet a veggie lunch (from your garden, of course) that you don't even make it through a single day of your life without eating food shat upon in the field, picked by snotty workers who with itchy behinds, stocked in grocery stores by folks who licked each other's azzes during their lunch breaks and then forgot to wash their hands (the sign on the wall was probably in the wrong language anyway), and then the checker.... yes the one with six piercings clearly visible... have you ever wondered about the hygiene of that androgene? NOOOOOOOO DON'T TOUCH MY CUCUMBERS!!!! I'LL PUT THEM ON THE SCANNER THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

And then we could talk about seats on the bus... or the doorknobs in the restroom.... the list goes on and on.

Has anyone thought that the things generally found in the azz are actually beneficial in the right measure? A really harsh dose of antibiotic will remind one of how important E. coli and all its friends are. If absence makes the heart grow fonder, it makes the azz get hemorrhoids. The fact is, whatever is in someone's azz, got there through the mouth!!!

Just as it is not a good idea to have sexual relations with someone with a sexually transmitted disease, it is not a good idea to lick the azz of someone with some diseases. But come on, folks, some people do it on occasion and some of them like it and it does not kill them, when they control the situation.

We are facing another situation where some folks could just say, "no, not for me, I don't think I would like to do that", but no, instead, they have to create a Reefer Madness-style mythology to make sure that what they don't enjoy, no one in the rest of the planet enjoys either. Why is that so difficult? Must the naysayers always be so hegemonic?
 cubic_zirconia
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 93
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Posted: 4/14/2009 6:50:25 PM
^^^Amen Accidentally in Love!

As amusing as the post before that was, there's a lot of it thats waaay over thought of.

First of all, yes, I understand that cow "sheet" can get into milk. Me having milk connoiseur on my page does not mean I am one. I am, in fact, lactose intolerant and cannot enjoy dairy like most. And YES, I do grow ALL my own veggies. I am predomanantly a carnivore (lol) I dont like veggies for the most part except a select few, like corn and carrots, which I grow on my 3 acre ranch in the farming town I live in (no, I dont really live in Rocklin for those of you who decide to google it and be smart about it).

Yes, I am aware that we cannot avoid it but I wouldnt particularly care to lick anyones butthole regardless of how many mosquitos I've accidentally swallowed or how many farm workers have not washed their hands. I do wash my hands, a lot. I am totally OCD and do it no less than 20 times a day (and yes, I count, its part of the OCD). I also carry antibactierial everywhere. You did not take into account that food, for the most part, is cooked. Meat in slaughterhouses is then grilled or zapped somewhere which hopefully kills off most harmful things.

I'm not saying I live in a bubble of germlessness, I know I dont. I know I'm surronded by "sheet" everywhere but does that mean I want to taste the delicacy of some sweaty guy's crapper? No thank you. Most people do not have clean butts regardless if it was freshly showered. I'll let you all in on a little secret, I clean my butt religiously in the shower and at potty time, this includes moist wipes, anti-bactierial hand sanitizer and a dry off with toilet paper, and on occasion, baby powder because I love that freshly bathed feeling, again, part of my OCD. Do I have a clean butt? I think I do more so than most people, but if I knew someone completed my same regime of butt cleansing would I then be more compelled to lick their butthole? No. No I wouldnt. Why? Because its gross.
 passion4music144
Joined: 3/21/2009
Msg: 94
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Posted: 4/14/2009 6:59:16 PM
hmmmm,
there is something so naughty about it......:P
 AMERICAN_GANGSTA510
Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 95
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Posted: 4/14/2009 7:26:46 PM
i like 2 watch chicks do it in porn movies. yep im a sick****.
 Dean Moriarty
Joined: 2/7/2007
Msg: 96
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Posted: 4/15/2009 5:29:58 AM
chochis, I'm going to call troll on you.

You list frozen yogurt as an interest and milk as your profession, then you backpedal on enjoying dairy products. If you know anything about a cow, you would realize ALL milk products are contaminated with SHEET.

You ONLY eat veggies you have grown, but you were formerly working in travel, if I can reconstruct from your profile, air travel. You did not eat the Dobbs House food? Please. This is not real. Did you work there, like, one day? Perhaps you forgot that Ronald Reagan reminded us that ketchup is a vegetable!

Why do you feel compelled to tell us you live in Rocklin and then tell us you don't?

Now you tell us you are "totally OCD", yet you don't find this interesting enough to place on your description. If it were true, that should have been the first thing on your profile about you.

You also place animals among your interests. All pets and wild animals harbor lots of bacteria, and bacteria from fecal matter inhabits every square centimeter of a dog or a cat. What do you do to make sure the animals contaminate you, microwave them?
 wild heart
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 97
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Posted: 4/15/2009 9:15:05 AM

Same goes for the mints (packaged or not) and toothpicks at restaurants; tests have shown traces of fecal matter on wrappers, mints, toothpicks.


LOL, my 1st boyfriend worked in a chain restaurant and one of the rules was you don't eat the mints.
 cubic_zirconia
Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 98
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Posted: 4/15/2009 8:58:57 PM
Dean, Troll on me how?

If anyone is trying to get attention, its you. Otherwise you would have no reason to disect my posts, you are looking to start an arguement; therefore, attracting attention to yourself. Get a life. I'm not about to put my real location/information on the internet, that's just stupid. Besides, I'm only here for forums and as a general time-killer at work. And who in their right mind would truely believe I am a "milk connoisseur" as a profession? Think about it, genius.....

We are here to talk about ONE thing and one thing alone: licking someone's butthole.

Back to topic: I still think its gross.
 Dean Moriarty
Joined: 2/7/2007
Msg: 99
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Posted: 4/15/2009 9:53:09 PM
Thanks for recognizing that I am a genius. I think.

Lots of people don't like the idea of licking down there, so you are in good company on that count. However, if it is true that you are OCD, then you have very particular reasons for your opinions. But, on the other hand, we can't be sure what you are, because you have disclaimed at least some of the things you have stated about yourself earlier. For most people, there is an important difference between not sharing information and being deceptive. And if you think I overdid it to read the information you posted about yourself, then why did you post it in the first place?

I read your self-description after reading your posting, because I wondered what kind of person would overstate their own taste into a call to the rest of us on general principles that were a bit shaky. The way you responded explains a great deal on two counts: that you prevaricate, and that at this moment, anyway, you claim to be OCD. Perhaps tomorrow you will claim not to be OCD, but supposing not, let's not stray from the point that OCD is a disorder, according to the current DSM. You can embrace it, but don't expect us to embrace it with you, unless we are your immediate family or we love you deeply. The opinion you expressed is informed considerably by your having this condition.

That does not mean I am advocating that you start tongue exercise classes, just that on a slightly deeper level, there is something misleading about your statement upon which I commented, and what I did not like about it was that someone would take a personal preference on a matter that has no moral charge whatsoever and treat it as a philosopher would treat a generalizable theorem. Your arguments were weak. And furthermore, your justifications were contradictory.

My parlamentary parenthesis is not meant to deviate the topic at hand, but rather to remind all of us that our opinions and personal tastes often are merely personal, and other folks out there have other reasons to think differently. This thought process has provoked wars among nations, fomented racism and other isms, and led to lots of suffering among those who could change their color, sexual preference, ethnicity, height, weight, you name it. We all benefit by calling bullshit when it is spoken, rather than letting folks be persuaded by bad logic, because sooner or later, bad logic leads to bad ends. That's all!

Sorry you think I am trying to draw attention to myself. I'll pass on any further response about it.

Perhaps the philosophy I would espouse here would be: Lick (or not) and let lick (or not). But be clean!
 novelcro
Joined: 1/13/2009
Msg: 100
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Posted: 4/15/2009 10:25:31 PM
cow sheet grows the best mushrooms, mmmmmm

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