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 Technoartisan
Joined: 3/12/2012
Msg: 189
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@bibliophile... Now, that just not right. You claim your backside garners compliments but you have no pictures of it in your profile! :)

Personally, I'm definitely an assman. Believe me it was hard to break-up with my last girlfriend. sigh...

And to anyone out there that claims to not be impressed with women's bottoms, try this test... The next time you give a hug, and you're feeling flirtatious, where does your hand automatically want to go? Yep... Grabbing a big handful of tush!
 2doxies
Joined: 10/25/2012
Msg: 190
Are you an ASSMAN ?
Posted: 1/7/2013 10:35:45 PM
I'm more of a crotch man...I love looking right at the crotch
 cherryyblossom
Joined: 7/19/2009
Msg: 191
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Posted: 1/9/2013 5:47:11 AM
I developed a huge ass fetish after numerous girls in middle school said "Kiss my ass" (i.e. "Screw you" or "I Don't care") to me when I flirted with them. Since then, I have always wondered what it was like to kiss a woman's butt.
 Tripleload69
Joined: 1/2/2013
Msg: 192
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Posted: 1/9/2013 7:39:55 AM
I love a nice ass you might say I'm a real ass kisser
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 194
im a gentlemen
Posted: 1/9/2013 8:37:41 AM
My guy is an "assman" and I don't ever feel disrespected because of it.It's certainly not the only part of me he loves.


so any man that talks about a woman looks over who she may be inside is only looking for one thing an one this only and its not to get to know who the woman really is..an men like that ruin it for great guys like myself to have a chance with a great woman


Relax,some of us know the difference between men who enjoy sex and men who only want us for sex. ;)
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 195
im a gentlemen
Posted: 1/9/2013 5:32:34 PM
naw, just an a$$hat :)

seriously, I wasn't one as a youth, but learned to enjoy the curves..probably why I dislike pencil arms (over what I term, "waitress arms", the sign she's labored for a living once:) ) or legs, too.

there's a diff between, "wow, that's pleasing to the eye. that makes me feel alive." and "dayum, you know what I'd do with that?" make it personal, fellas, and you'll learn that "her ass" can be used as one word, too :)
 kalllz12
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 196
im a gentlemen
Posted: 1/9/2013 6:08:17 PM
ass man all the way
 Jdubs12
Joined: 7/14/2012
Msg: 197
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Posted: 1/9/2013 10:57:58 PM
Absolutely! there is nothin better then a nice round ass slapping your thies,
 jixkonnection
Joined: 10/20/2011
Msg: 198
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Posted: 1/10/2013 1:39:57 AM
All I want everyday is a big booty girl. LOL
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 199
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Posted: 1/20/2013 7:13:03 AM
Oh hell yeah! All the way!
 MrShoesnchocolate
Joined: 1/14/2013
Msg: 200
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Posted: 1/20/2013 7:44:19 AM
Yes !

I don't know what it is about a nicely shaped female tush but it has a very powerful effect on me that is irresistable !

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 sooperguy
Joined: 6/11/2010
Msg: 201
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Posted: 1/20/2013 8:51:32 AM
A tight pair of cheeks is my favorite! Not a fan of big butts...
 MrShoesnchocolate
Joined: 1/14/2013
Msg: 202
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Posted: 1/20/2013 9:42:41 AM
The best part is the lower half where when seen from the side if it has that backward C curve it seems to say " sink teeth in here "

WOOF ! WOOF !
 Fleuron
Joined: 8/18/2010
Msg: 203
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Posted: 1/20/2013 11:35:48 AM
This thread is hilarious.

OT

I prefer ass men.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 204
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Posted: 1/20/2013 1:02:10 PM
The size, and shape, of a woman's ass, and how she swings it, tells me alot about her. Same is true of a guy's butt, I suspect, for casual female observers. :)
First things that catch my eye are a woman's hair, smile, and ass.
 Chipsss
Joined: 5/21/2008
Msg: 205
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Posted: 1/20/2013 1:33:57 PM
Our sexual instinct had to compete with our increasing intelligence (to keep us reproducing), so communicating face to face more meant women evolved boobs on the chest when we started to stand on 2 legs, as a visual substitute for the ass.

Boobs are based on the Ass, so a Boobman is really an Assman lol.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 12/9/2012
Msg: 206
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Posted: 1/20/2013 1:35:44 PM
I wish all you booty-lovers had been around when I was younger. Back then it was all about the boobage, and I had none. But I must have stood in the booty line twice without knowing it! Even when I was skinny as a stick I had me some booty.

Thank God for ass men!
 justlookingvt
Joined: 5/8/2010
Msg: 207
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Posted: 1/20/2013 5:21:29 PM
I am not an assman but, a nice ass makes my right hand itch... it's Pavlovian :-) same thing with abundant thick dense hair.... hmmmm :-)

 natgoat227
Joined: 6/10/2012
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Posted: 1/21/2013 1:34:32 PM
I like her ~Tushie~ to be about the same dimentions as her breasts.....:
About 9" in diameter....round and firm.
None of that ~ Junk-in-the-Trunk~ for me...
Slender and athletic...
can bounce a quarter off of it...clear across the room!
 Hoss426
Joined: 1/24/2011
Msg: 209
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Posted: 1/21/2013 4:14:43 PM
thats right haha i agree!!!
 venusenvy777
Joined: 11/19/2008
Msg: 210
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Posted: 1/21/2013 4:17:41 PM
What is it about a girl with a nice round ass?


What is it about a man with a nice round ass??
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 211
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Posted: 1/21/2013 4:24:39 PM
^^^^^^^ Fitness, as in toned, which on a more subtle level becomes fitness to procreate, and then to parent.
K, that's my faux scientific explanation for the week, lolz
 Witnesstomythoughts
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 212
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Posted: 9/17/2015 8:56:29 AM
" The best part is the lower half where when seen from the side if it has that backward C curve it seems to say " sink teeth in here "

WOOF ! WOOF !"








I'll see your " woof ! woof ! " and raise you a wolf howl :

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !

OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !
 bejataseti
Joined: 6/17/2016
Msg: 213
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Posted: 11/27/2016 9:07:55 AM
The earliest paintings of women seemed in praise of the bubble on a relatively small waist, the ancient Mionians, Kemet(Egypt) and more celebrated the booty...ie Serena Williams, Jessica Beil, Melyssa Ford, Buffie Carruth, Nicole Austin, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardasian, Ruby Sayed, Jaent Jackson, J-Lo, Mya, Vida Guerra, Hafii Amira are a few names that come to mind in embodiment of this. Its all about that bass....that bubble.
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
Msg: 214
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Posted: 11/28/2016 12:58:19 AM
Well early fertility goddess sculptures showed a female figure that was very round and had an insane amount of curves. The asses, stomach, and boobs tend to be insanely large compared to the head because those denoted a healthy child bearing figure for the artists I suppose. Tastes changed over time and now-a-days people want small waists and big asses/boobs. It is quite interesting to see peoples tastes in the female figure from around the globe. I remember seeing a documentary about sexuality one time where they showed silhouettes of the female figure to various people around the world. The range was from the indigenous people in south America to the city folk from Hong Kong. The range they liked there women were quite different. If I remember right, the people in the rainforest liked women who had more meat and fat on their body than people in the city, who liked skinny and athletic. I wish I could remember the documentary.
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