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 nexthyme
Joined: 9/12/2007
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Chinabull... [guote]That seems to be a personal attack to me. Don't worry though, you're well protected around here. I doubt you'll have to worry about a ban. I suppose this the point where I defend my penis size, but on the internet, we can all have 10 inches. That would be pointless.

Actually you miss MY whole point. I addressed YOUR complaint.. it isn't a slam to you, except to say I see you have an issue with the subject... I had a breast reduction.. However I am acutely aware of how painful it has to be if people laugh chuckle and tease about having the great plains as a geographical map on their chest...

I don't personally get tease about breast size, however it doesn't stop me from understanding why some who did would....

You seem to want to think a person is PERSONALLY picking at you, and then attacking YOUR man hood... Well that wasn't coming from me... However I was saying YES people do get yucks out of the other short comings of others.. It can be found offensive, or just something human to laugh about, because LIFE is funny...

As for being protected, I don't need it, because I have been on the unpopular opinion, and field with really nasty undeserved personal attacks...

This is the forums, happens, and we either get really offended, or find the humor in life...

Me insulting you... Why, I don't know you, and UNDERSTAND why you may feel it isn't a yuck yuck...
 REDDRAGON.
Joined: 10/9/2008
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/18/2009 4:41:43 PM

Now guys, you really need to QUIT LYING and MEASURE UP to the truth. Whether you have a big c ock or a pencil d ick, there are enough people in the world who want different sizes of d icks that you will have NO trouble getting a ss. For those who have lied to me about how big your c ock is, you are nothing but a d ick with a small d ick.


This was obviously written by a woman that was suffering from penis envy.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/18/2009 4:43:11 PM
look everybody gets made fun of some more then other for whatever reasons..

there are plenty of threads about curvy women obese women skinny women,dark women light women black women white women etc etc.short tall medium small.threads about small boobs big boobs tight p ussys wide p ussys,,too many kids no kids women who dont give head women who need to swallow,,, jesus some of yal act like this is the first time a woman or man talked about penis size publicly..


the original poster of this thread wasnt attacking a single certain man,, she was just putting it out there about differant lenghts an sizes an that all people like differant lenghts an sizes,some like em big medium an in some cases small, you cant force a person to like an enjoy somebody an something that they dont want or that doesnt turn them on,,

she was putting on front street the men who do brag an lie about thier d ick size an the ones who well just no help for them that they need to learn how to messaure properly an stop lying about it as if when you drop ur pants the person wont notice that your packing 4inches instead of the 8 or 9inches you claimed to be...


an if who ever is reading this post is below average 5 or 4 an smaller,, well hell dont get mad at me its ur d ick not mine i'm sure you'll find somebody who will love it 1 day. maybe somebody already does an your just being picky about the p ussy accusing the women of being too wide when its not her its you.

an to the ones who are hmm 7in ahalf 8 an more! well congrads now go swing ur penis infront of the lil mens faces an brag about that.lets hope yal know how to use it...
 kenpoboy
Joined: 9/22/2008
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Posted: 4/18/2009 5:06:43 PM
If Randy Spears can work with what he has, then those hope for the rest of us, LOL.
 SweetnessInFlorida
Joined: 6/26/2008
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/18/2009 7:26:25 PM
Who cares about a mans penis size unless you're packing the grand canyon in your panties.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
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Posted: 4/18/2009 7:50:33 PM
Women don't care about what is hanging between his legs as much as what's in his wallet. Just make sure your wallet is big, thick and opens often, gives women the best orgasms and she may even give your little d ick some pleasure.
 El_Mariachi
Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/18/2009 8:51:17 PM
Crooked's ok.

Isn't it?
 El_Mariachi
Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 33
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Posted: 4/18/2009 9:12:27 PM
I think so. I think curved is fine so long as you're really big...

Or some such.

 mthomjmark
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 34
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Posted: 4/18/2009 9:36:10 PM
I'll measure my penis if women will measure their thighs or how their breasts sag; this is beyond shallow. Are we a bunch of 2 year olds? Anyone this insecure to have to announce how big his penis is is pretty pathetic.

This is in the lead for the lamest and shallowest post.
 _jay_see_
Joined: 11/24/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 4/19/2009 7:06:50 AM
The guys who worry about penis size are the same guys who worry about making their partner come or keeping their relationship together.

Since whipping our your tool out isn't an effective way of seducing women, penis size doesn't matter if you just want to have sex with as many women as possible.

At any rate, most guys probably don't want to continue having sex with a woman who's a bit "big" down there!
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
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Posted: 4/19/2009 8:36:42 AM
A man that can not pull This pants all the way up because this big D ick gets in the way.
 chow40cal
Joined: 2/22/2009
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/19/2009 9:17:02 AM
What an excellent thread, lots of down to Earth, get right to it, no nonsense conversation here. We're all adults, and no man has any claim to his size, its all genetics. You've got what you've got and you just gotta use it.

I've honestly never bothered to measure, but this has certainly peaked my interest...

Last little bit, there's no need to whine. Plent of others out there for everyone. Find what fits (excellent pun) and work it...

I'm a right hook kinda guy myself, but hey, somebodys gotta be good at it right?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 38
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Posted: 4/19/2009 10:12:20 AM

Brings new meaning to grading on a curve...


Lol. Yeah, these size threads always make me think of the races- dadadaDUTdaDah, Dutdutdutdah- "Aaand, THEY'RE OFF!!!"
MChurch breaks languidly outta the gate, but he's got no jockey!
Aeroman spurts immediately to the lead (but he ain't gonna win. lol)
Sepia's got the legs, but seems distracted by the chestnut stallion in the next lane
Scatterzoom is right on her flank, and movin' up
At the first turn, Ramrod pulls even
Blue is gonna be glue
StoneArtly by a nose goin' into the final stretch
Smart is right on OnlyMan's tail
Zuglo won't give up,
BUT IT'S BONNEVIVANT, outta nowhere, back of the pack, in the 8-hole, by a half inch!!! PHOTO FINISH, FOLKS!!!!!



Is a curve crooked?

LMAO! Awwww, that's so cuuuutttttee! A lady like this is probably standin' on the bench at the finish to watch her $2 show bet close in the money. Lol.
Actually, I kinda feel uniquely qualified to answer this question, though. There's a big difference between curved (I am, downward, like a divining rod, lol), but I am NOT crooked (although many of my colleagues seem to be).
 mthomjmark
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:16:41 PM
duh 12 12; of course it was as simple as that; thats why it's so stupid; how immature and high school does it get;

So ANY post that doesn't talk about politics or religion is a good one? she has the right to put a shallow post and I have the right to say how stupid it is; get over yourself.
 chow40cal
Joined: 2/22/2009
Msg: 40
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:44:06 PM
Yes, Erinitout, depending on the curve. I'll take any advantage I can have. Lemme know what the vote comes to on inside/outside edge. We should probably put 'down the middle' on the ballot too, but then you never know who will misinterpret that... Supposedly some men have enough trouble just getting from one end to the other and reading where it stops.
 nexthyme
Joined: 9/12/2007
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Posted: 4/19/2009 1:45:36 PM
My ex spouse told me his major curve was due to all the hard ons he got at school, thus he had to push it some place, which was usually to the left... After that it just ended up with a curve to the left...

I would say it may be due to slight penile fracturing, if it is a big curve, that is usually one of the indicators of a slight penile fracture...

However I also read that a mans pen is is actually shaped like a boom a rang, hmmmm I don't know about that one either, but anyone one with a growing beyond 8 plus may find that the average women is gonna be out off with that amount of size, especially if it has girth.. NOT SAYING ALL, but there is an end to the cave, and as stretchy as it can be, it does have a limit...

There have been threads with men complaining of being to big, cause their slong can be used as a belt... Guess it would make them a good candidate for the porn industry though...
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/19/2009 2:15:44 PM

maybe we should bring some real math in here and use Pi...


LOL!! I didn't mean to suggest that it's circular, or that, if you were behind me (suggestive as that is), I could reach back with any hope of success. Lol. But, if you give it good measure, as NextThyme suggests, it WILL return to you. Which edge? Lol. I like edgy, it's fun there, but (stealing quick peek) nope, there are no edges on a curved surface.
 w/ehappenz
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 43
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Posted: 4/19/2009 2:47:01 PM
I dont know what the point of lying at all is i mean once you get naked the truth is there lol. Honesty is the best attribute. I dont like to brag or bring it up but i have a G spot seeking missle lol.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
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Posted: 4/19/2009 4:06:08 PM
Mine used to curve to the right. I'm pretty sure the reason was that I had always used my right hand. Years ago I started using the other hand and conciously bending it the other way while masturbating, and now it's straight and gained some length as well. I don't need it to be longer. It's exciting to see the look on some women's face when they see it for the first time.
 almost_elvis
Joined: 7/25/2007
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Posted: 4/19/2009 4:22:46 PM
I'm very close to Ron Jeremy...ah, in height, that is. He's 5'6", I'm 5'7". Go figure.
 nexthyme
Joined: 9/12/2007
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Posted: 4/19/2009 4:50:19 PM
Now see how absolutely fun and cheeky these threads can be when people see the humor in the human body, and how all up tight people are, that they will lie to impress...

I have came to realize through these threads just exactly how far apart men and women are in how they interpreted things. How when we each move to the middle just a little it makes sense and can be down right funny.... WHICH is what I think the OP seen from it being posted else where....

I love it...

Whitewater you remember the song "my boom a rang won't come back.... Do you think he may have really meant he could not longer get it up...Things we may never now in the world of an artists... Did he really mean, or oh he's singing a song about some wooden toy from the land down under...
 Leeanne
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Posted: 4/19/2009 4:53:55 PM
I don't care how or why measuring a guys c*ck is done - all I know is that I have used the desire to measure it as an excuse to play with it!!
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
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Posted: 4/19/2009 5:02:47 PM
Could be worse Leeanne.........You could be playing with it just to measure it.......

OT..........Make it a game and see how many times you can get a different number by using different measures........so to speak......

Just my opinion.......
 nexthyme
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Posted: 4/19/2009 5:10:55 PM
Hahahahaha Deacon....

Well as with womens breast the size changes with hormones, so does it with the male d ick... The really fun thing to ask a guy if you can shove their testicles in the iguinal canal.... I mean come on the testies hide there during the cold, so what is it a big deal to experiment to see how these things work...

Geez some men have to be told no the nippers aren't radio knobs...

I am sure a guy would just love to be told it was smaller than he really thought.... Give him a complex for life...
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 50
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Posted: 4/19/2009 5:29:33 PM
I don't need to measure it, I'm charismatic enough to convince them that something this long ______ is 8 inchs
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