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 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 51
How to measure your D ick the correct way..Page 3 of 15    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

My ex spouse told me his major curve was due to all the hard ons he got at school, thus he had to push it some place, which was usually to the left... After that it just ended up with a curve to the left...


LOL!! As a high schooler, I used to try to push it down, and in some inebriated moments, I did offer that reason for the curve, but even then, I knew it was bullshyt. And the poster above who reshaped his with his left hand, kinda like throwing a clay pot, pretty much falls into the same category, I think. Lol.

NT, they do bunch up to the bod when it's too cold, or somebody scares the shyt outta us, but reentry to that canal is kinda like a man's returning to the womb, imo. They've grown since they first emerged. I do remember that boomerang song! LOL. Always thought he was singing about his inability to work the tool rather than the tool itself malfunctioning. But I took heart from a an old Judy Collins song about a guy who fumbled/bumbled with everything, but all the women luuurrrvvved him.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 52
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Posted: 4/19/2009 7:12:52 PM
I have lied about my size, I have said it's 5 inches when soft. No one but me has ever actually measured it. I would rather have them guess. Actually one woman measured it with her hand, it was pretty obvious, she must have inches marked on her hand. She said it's __inches and she was right.
 Gangster Kitten
Joined: 4/3/2008
Msg: 53
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/20/2009 10:59:25 AM
My poor average penis is not enough manliness to satisfy other average women.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 54
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/20/2009 12:53:09 PM
I guess I am just one of the blessed! No brags, just fact. Measurements confidential.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 55
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Posted: 4/21/2009 7:39:06 AM
Average is okay, but who really wants average or to be average? Average is just boring. Athletes are not average, super models are not average, pornstars are not average, huge boobs are not average, tall people are not average, extremely intelligent or wealthy people are not average. Average is boring, that's the reason people measure everything. People get excited by the extraordinary.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 56
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Posted: 4/25/2009 9:35:55 AM
I'm 9" from base to tip, and that is NOT measuring from the base of my balls lol.

Be interested to try the "length tests". Already know I easily fit through a toilet paper roll lol.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 4/25/2009 9:45:02 AM
the correct way to measure......is the throat test
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 4/25/2009 9:50:21 AM
cool Dean.....
see how far you can get it down your throat and get back to us!
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 59
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Posted: 4/25/2009 11:05:51 AM
the correct way to measure......is the throat test


Will this work with identical twins to see who is bigger?

I have a identical twin
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 60
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 4/25/2009 1:48:40 PM

........what could you do with something 6" round???




I thought that was only a little bigger than average. Of course, I was looking to experiment with a c0ck-ring, and none of the models were any bigger than that.
 MuchFunToBeWith
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 61
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/2/2009 1:45:20 PM
The average length for Europeans is 15.
That is in cm's. Do you need a better reason to switch to SI?
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 62
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 5/3/2009 4:24:52 AM
o wow how did you guess my correct weight. men are so smart. guess your way below average in the penis department..thats ok somebody will love you 1 day..

 Trishinwi2009
Joined: 2/24/2009
Msg: 63
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Posted: 5/3/2009 6:40:06 PM
Quit measuring it and just hone your skill...jesus...LOL
 AboveOmnipotence
Joined: 8/23/2008
Msg: 64
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Posted: 5/4/2009 5:01:37 PM
LOL Some women are just as worst as men on claiming to have had men 12+". LOL
 AboveOmnipotence
Joined: 8/23/2008
Msg: 65
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Posted: 5/5/2009 6:34:57 PM

I measure mine by the number of echoes I hear, when I ask the void I'm filling, is anybody there hahha..


LOL You got me laughing like hell. LOL
 unique30s_couple
Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 66
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Posted: 5/8/2009 6:36:57 AM
I wonder how and if she measures her vaginal elasticity and posts the results? Is there a pu**y tightness method out there for the guys to use?
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 67
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Posted: 5/8/2009 8:16:52 PM

same goes for guys...every 30 lbs overweight he is, he looses and inch off his****br>
you would think there would be no fat men!


Loosing 3 to 4 inch from fat is not thing to worry about.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 5/8/2009 8:18:13 PM

wonder how and if she measures her vaginal elasticity and posts the results? Is there a pu**y tightness method out there for the guys to use?


yes.......but it involves a banana......and skill
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 69
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Posted: 5/9/2009 7:37:16 AM

What ARE you guys doing anyway?


Probably a rhetorical question, but still an open invitation to some of the world's biggest lies and the rankest oneupsmanship.
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 70
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Posted: 5/16/2009 10:05:18 AM
measure His D ick when he is sleeping and should be 1" longer then normal.
 GQSunset
Joined: 2/28/2009
Msg: 71
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Posted: 5/16/2009 1:03:51 PM
You mean it's not the motion in the ocean????????? no wonder i'm single-lol
One way ticket to Korea please! ( at least there the women will think i'm hung like a horse, ok a shetland pony but it could happen !-lol )
 dyinginside11
Joined: 5/16/2009
Msg: 72
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Posted: 5/20/2009 10:04:39 AM
Any girl that truly cares about the size of a guys****is probably flapping like a parachute down there, so......

In conclusion, you're shallow and prolly loose.
 LONNIE LOVE
Joined: 4/5/2009
Msg: 73
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Posted: 5/20/2009 1:47:33 PM
first of all... why lie about it?
just say average.... or if the case be, a lil bigger than avg.
because when you say, "oh it's huge.... I use Magnums"
and gets down to it, you're get standing there holding your own diick.
She's gone with the wind.... oh and she will tell her girls!!

Most dudes that try to wear Magnums and XL condoms , really can't and shouldn't. Whats the use of putting it on, if it's sliding off?
Besides, no matter if you 5.5, 7.5, or 9.5 inches.... if you don't know what they
hell you're doing, she's not feeling it.

If anybody watches "movies". If you notice Mandingo, yeah he's a freak of nature, but he's not a good "actor/performer". Women that I watch them with, and I agree, say Justin Slayer and some other dudes are a lot better. Some dudes even gotta hold it with their hands to keep it hard. It's a blessing and a curse I guess?
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 74
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Posted: 5/22/2009 3:59:41 PM
There is penis reduction surgery if your penis is to big.
 AboveOmnipotence
Joined: 8/23/2008
Msg: 75
How to measure your D ick the correct way.. And why EjD is better than ED
Posted: 5/29/2009 5:48:44 PM
Also, another reason why alot of men suffer from ED is lack of healthy foods/liquids and lack of exercise.
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