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 tallshyman
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Having a large penis seem to have made me very self-conscious. I feel embarrass when see people looking at it. maybe I will be better of having a small penis.
 Luciana9
Joined: 3/23/2009
Msg: 102
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Posted: 7/12/2009 1:32:22 PM
To help you out..... measure it whichever way makes it longest...... then add an inch! ;) She won't care once it's being used. :)
 bradanomics
Joined: 3/22/2009
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Posted: 7/12/2009 2:33:48 PM
6 inches on the dot and not able to fit into a toilet paper tube. Well...it can fit, but not comfortably, that's for sure.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
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Posted: 8/5/2009 5:20:19 PM
All those who said they never measured their d icks are lying.
 Tyefromnj1
Joined: 10/11/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 8/23/2009 8:25:42 AM
I have a genetic defect that splits mine into two fraternal twin penises.

I call one Danny and the other Arnold. Danny has Napoleon complex and can get quite moody at times. While Arnold has trouble speaking English and is constantly flexing for his vaginas. They both perform "stand up" every Friday and Saturday night. They call it the DP special.

On a side note. I have never been that insecure where I'd have to actually take a ruler measure my member. Any guy that does this has a lot more problems than that of his size. Any girl that really cares about this should realize that guys also talk about womens gaping cavernous igloos, filled with bats and double as a roadside motel. I'd rent a room but I hear the heating is very erratic and the bats can be quite annoying.

Tye
 movealongbetty
Joined: 6/23/2009
Msg: 106
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Posted: 8/23/2009 2:04:08 PM
It's all in the foot gentlemen!!!
 tallshyman
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Posted: 8/23/2009 5:27:53 PM
Men that drive big trucks have a big D ick
 daydreamin_honey
Joined: 12/30/2008
Msg: 108
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Posted: 9/1/2009 1:27:43 PM
I just laughed so hard that I choked on a pretzel... but it was well worth it, lol.
That is the greatest, most honest, description i've ever read. That lady definately did her home work!
 8soldierfalcon8
Joined: 2/16/2009
Msg: 109
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Posted: 9/1/2009 1:44:30 PM
I've noticed a trend.

It seems like the bigger the girl, the more this stuff matters.

Which makes sense when you think about it.

This may be why really tall, skinny men hook up with overweight women so often.

They fit each other.

-8sf8
 8soldierfalcon8
Joined: 2/16/2009
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Posted: 9/1/2009 5:42:05 PM
^^^ I have. It seems that tall, skinny men, and shorter overweight women are mutually attracted to each other.

I am a firm believer that when two demographics are mutually attracted to each other, it's generally for deeper reasons than just the superficial.

And PS - the keeping warm thing may not be too far off the mark.

I like small, petite girls because I am hot ... all the time. I need a perpetually cold girl to even us both out under covers while sleeping.

-8sf8
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 111
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Posted: 3/5/2010 8:11:05 PM

You've all seen it ,all these men claiming that their c ock is "long and thick" but their pictures certainly don't agree.



I was under the impression women don't like to get****shots? at least the post here claim that....lol.

Next week, be sure to have a post on how to wiegh ones self, and the correct way to measure a waistline.

But, thanks for re assuring us that****size does matter, even though many post written dispute that..

Yes, the truth is always nice to hear isn't it....rotf.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
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Posted: 3/5/2010 8:18:36 PM
My ruler has centimeters and inches and I measure on the top to the tip. Funny thing is women always think a penis is couple inches longer than it actually is, they have been lied to so many times. Four inches and they have been told it's six inches. Six inches and they been convinced it's eight inches. So now when they see eight inches they think it's a ten incher.
 Nerdhead26
Joined: 5/7/2009
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Posted: 3/6/2010 12:00:30 AM

I've noticed a trend.

It seems like the bigger the girl, the more this stuff matters.

Which makes sense when you think about it.

This may be why really tall, skinny men hook up with overweight women so often.

They fit each other.


That's where it really matters. what she can or cannot handle.
 CrumblePie
Joined: 1/11/2009
Msg: 114
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Posted: 3/6/2010 12:03:38 AM
i didn’t know we were suppose to push the ruler into our pelvis real hard!!!! i totally gained a couple centimetres!
 MySpoonIsTooBig!
Joined: 2/20/2010
Msg: 115
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Posted: 3/6/2010 5:15:35 AM
I clicked on this thread 'cause I thought the first post would be good for a laugh, & it delivered Funny stuff.

OK, I've never given the matter a whole lot of thought & was curious as to the "proper" way to measure mine, but we'll just let that go...
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 116
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Posted: 3/6/2010 5:34:25 AM
I might have laughed at this, but I've read it before on another site....same post, a few words were different.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 117
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Posted: 3/6/2010 1:48:36 PM
LOL, another very accurate way to measure....is by placing pineapple rings on it....multiply the amount of rings by the thickness of the rings.

To measure a woman...put a elongated balloon in her, blow it up, pull it out and measure it..
 windloverr
Joined: 2/29/2008
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Posted: 3/7/2010 11:13:50 PM

Men that drive big trucks have a big D ick
Actually, it's frequently the other way around...it's called "compenstaing". I drive an old, cheap, two seat sports car
 *pisceseyes
Joined: 9/30/2009
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Posted: 3/8/2010 6:01:05 PM
^ That can be a good thing!

Those baguettes can run up to a meter long..oui oui
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 120
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:49:26 AM

I drive an old, cheap, two seat sports car


And I drive a Wrangler. Neither of us can just have a new Peterbilt. Lol

OP, a playful blonde bombshell into wife-sharing once assured me that she could grow my erection an extra inch, at least, guaranteed, by her mere proximity. Lol In retrospect, and in the context of this question, the "best" way to measure is for the woman to do it, in real time, close up, like, with her lips no more than an inch from the tip, or when it's buried inside her. No other perspective, or measure, matters much, imho, just hers, and his, as in how big she makes him feel.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 121
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Posted: 3/10/2010 8:19:10 AM

And now I can't stop giggling because I'm picturing every guy on this thread sitting in their chair with a ruler, and women trying to wrap their lips around a beer can!!!


If you find a woman who can easily put her mouth around a beer can and swallow it..................please send her my way.

LOL....I read on another site that the porn shops were selling tape measures that were offset so those who post pictures with a measurement in them appeared to be larger than life. With all the dating sites, it must be a lucretive business...
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 122
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Posted: 12/12/2011 11:16:39 PM
tis the season who said you had a big d ick
the penis pump...

shuffels dust around..
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:22:54 AM
I have never measured my guy's equipment. I suspect it is average to very slightly above. All I know is, it fits me just right. The other night I was on top. He said... 'I wish I was bigger for you'. I said nothing at the time... I was , ummmm, preoccupied

The next morning I said to him... if you were bigger, I would find the gentle and sweet ouch I get now when you hit my cervix to be very painful. He seemed to be unaware that the cervix bump can damn well hurt. So... I don't want a massive**** Average exists because most of us ARE average. Please, good men on PoF... women want something that fits us juuuuuust right. We are mostly average, and that is what we want :D
 SHAKTI0531
Joined: 8/1/2010
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Posted: 12/13/2011 9:20:34 AM
LOL. I love it!!! and just when I was about to write off this network. Thanks...this one made my day.
 SHAKTI0531
Joined: 8/1/2010
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Posted: 12/13/2011 9:26:30 AM
:) U forgot to mention the old wives tale that "size really doesn't matter." But then we've pretty much decided that had to be determined by someone (not a wife) who had been deemed "smaller than average", yes?

Still laughing! That's awesome.
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