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 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 126
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Little boys measure their d-icks...men learn to use whatever assets they have in order to a master the task at hand
 cataclysm1987
Joined: 1/8/2011
Msg: 127
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Posted: 12/13/2011 1:32:09 PM
I went to this genie.

He said I could have two wishes. Either a large****or a really great memory.

I would tell you what I said but I just can't seem to remember...
 15111958
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 128
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:20:26 PM
This thread has reminded why I hate women. So I guess it was good for something.
 cutenperky2
Joined: 8/2/2011
Msg: 129
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:01:33 PM
What a strange thread LOL
 BoonDockSaint73
Joined: 3/29/2010
Msg: 130
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:29:27 PM
lmao...


i forgot about this thread.


hilarious...

poor guys with little wee wee's...

oh well...

theres really nothing they can do about it unfortunately...for them.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 131
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Posted: 12/14/2011 12:21:23 AM
I think SOME men get this the same place SOME women get a "few extra pounds". I would be willing to bet that if one learned how to read a scale, the other might learn to read a ruler. Be thankful men don't stretch the truth quite as far......if they did, you would be hearing stories of 190 pound willies dangling around.
 republicofrock
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 132
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:57:36 AM
I honestly don't see the point in lying about penis size in the first place. Being fresh out of high school, of course, all the guys were claiming to be hung like Paul Bunyan or something, but I mean, it isn't like you can keep lying when the clothes finally come off unless you have Jedi Mind-Trick powers or something. Which, of course, some guys have a complex after being told that if your "Man's Best Friend" has to be a certain length or you're basically not a man. People are stupid like that. Anyway, this thread is 100% hilarious! SO WHAT if the lady's a "size queen". She was telling misinformed and lying guys that it's completely retarded to lie about how big it is. I'M AVERAGE. There, I said it. It's not the end of the world. You're a grown man, not in your high school locker room. Gees.
 Sisyphus76
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 133
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Posted: 12/14/2011 1:25:31 PM

Just because a guy is "hung like a horse" doesn't mean he's a good lover...


Put a target on a wall, now back up 200 feet....

Throw one rock at the target... It can be hit, but it is more difficult.

Now, throw a handful of 10 rocks at the target... You have just exponentially increased your chances of hitting the target.

Size gives more room for error.
 Mr8Figures
Joined: 12/5/2011
Msg: 134
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Posted: 12/14/2011 6:12:46 PM
I never cared about my size until I started having sex. Once I did, it immediately became obvious that I wasn't as normal as I thought. I don't want to measure or know how to measure. All I want is for women not to have such a frightened look on their face when they see me naked. And for all you guys out there wishing you were my size, I'd trade with you in a heartbeat.
 MrAdventure02
Joined: 3/8/2009
Msg: 135
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Posted: 12/14/2011 6:28:11 PM
Usually guys who brag about****size are compensating for having small****. Me, I don't brag because I know what I am. Plus i like to keep it a mystery. :-P. Who here hasn't been attracted to some sort of mystery? Like a mystery prize box, or for some guys who wonder how a hot chick looks naked(the use of imagination). You get my point.
 15111958
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 136
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:34:11 PM

Usually guys who brag about****size are compensating for having small****.


From experience? I bet you were so disappointed when you found a worm instead of a snake when they showed you what they actually had.
 Sisyphus76
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 137
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Posted: 12/14/2011 7:37:20 PM
Yeah, I was wondering how he planned to validate his statement.
 SweetLilGTP
Joined: 10/22/2010
Msg: 138
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Posted: 12/14/2011 8:07:03 PM

Penis Size Around The World
Country, Flaccid Length (inches), Erect Length (inches)
United States 3.4 5.0
Germany - 5.6
Spain - 5.3
France 4.7 6.2 (vive la France! lol)
Japan 3.1 5.1
Brazil - 4.8
Italy 3.9 5.9
Venezuela 3.7 5.0
Mexico - 5.9
Greece - 4.8
India - 4.0
Saudi Arabia - 4.9
Chile - 5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea (1) 2.7 3.7
Korea (2*) - 6.1
* from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board


See; I'm from Canada, and as you can see, we are simply "off the charts".

 whiteknight182
Joined: 12/11/2011
Msg: 139
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Posted: 12/14/2011 10:41:33 PM
Mine is 3 inches erect, 2 inches flacid. It is so small and pathetic and it makes me feel inadequate. I wish it was 10 inches plus just like one of those porn stars.
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 140
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Posted: 12/15/2011 3:26:03 PM

This thread has reminded why I hate women. So I guess it was good for something.


mmMMMM what a catch!!
 15111958
Joined: 12/6/2011
Msg: 141
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:48:41 PM

mmMMMM what a catch!!


Yeah I guess you're right I am a bit of a catch. For one I don't make fun of members of the opposite sex because of physical attributes they do or don't have that they have no control over. Unlike the people on here.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 142
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:55:42 PM
@15111958 man listen wether you look like The Hunchback of Notre-Dame wit a 3inch to rock...it's not like the ladies or lady your with wont see you or notice but hiding an making comments doesnt do anything but come off like more of a bitter troll hiding under a bridge or in this case a keyboard so might as well put it out there an show pics you already know people are going to look an talk an even if you had a blind date they still will look an talk just like you would too...build up a thick skin an try not to be so O people are shallow im sure you got things you like or what turn you off as well..
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 143
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Posted: 12/15/2011 5:57:13 PM

whiteknight182
Mine is 3 inches erect, 2 inches flacid. It is so small and pathetic and it makes me feel inadequate. I wish it was 10 inches plus just like one of those porn stars.



wether thats the truth or not ya put it out there next thing to work on is nice face pics.
 Secondhand_Lion
Joined: 11/10/2008
Msg: 144
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Posted: 12/16/2011 2:59:04 AM
What difference does it make?....if you're on this site, all you are using it for is writing in snow and taking the slack out of your shorts.
 Agallah005
Joined: 3/23/2006
Msg: 145
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Posted: 12/16/2011 3:26:19 PM
usually the ones that talk about their****size don't have a big one to begin with...it's like being tall and the short mofos are compensating themselves for THEIR being so short(big cars, big clothes, etc )...
I think the dudes with big**** don't really mention it becuase there is no need to feel inadequate about it, but the ones with short**** are so quick to either get defensive with their girlfriends in bed once it's mentioned or talk all day about their****size...which is hilarious...why focus on your****when you can focus on your cunninlingus skills...that will make her forget about everything......:)
 onceagain57
Joined: 11/25/2011
Msg: 146
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Posted: 12/16/2011 7:58:06 PM
hmmm...for starters you talk too much and secondly I cant figure out why this didnt get deleted....and as for the size of a guy....wooohooo....if thats your real thing well....thats the size of your brain...SMALL....we all dont tell stories and if thats what YOU look for then your as dumb as the guys your talkin about....and as for sexuality...your probably as ignorant and wouldnt know what to do either...get a life lady and grow up!
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 147
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Posted: 12/16/2011 8:54:54 PM
@ onceagain57


awww did some ladies tell you that you where ummm not able to rise to the occasion or to small an couldnt poke a hole thru tissue if you tried

dont be mad at me i didnt do it or you!



by the way it's said upfront i didnt originally write this post but some men an women sure do find it funny an true so whats your hangup?
 SR1_85
Joined: 12/4/2011
Msg: 148
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Posted: 12/16/2011 10:40:14 PM
"A p*ssy can take a big d*ck better than a rectum can"
Paraphrasing OP's SIC post...

Ya know, I've seen videos of people takin' a Thor (it's a toy) up the butt...
Just sayin'
 BettyMcFattttyPants
Joined: 12/9/2011
Msg: 149
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:32:12 PM
Ewwwwwwww!

But back to the topic at hand, there are some very angry people up in this thread. I think it was started as a humorous post but it got pretty personal.

[insert singing font] : Every penis is beautiful in its own waaaaay.
 laskoboo
Joined: 2/12/2010
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Posted: 12/17/2011 6:50:11 PM
post 1. thats seriously funny
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