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 coyotefeller
Joined: 11/12/2011
Msg: 157
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Jeez, what a d*ck he turned out to be

....There really is no easy or right way to accept sexual
incompatibility .....what was he to do....become your
lifelong best friend? .....I do understand and see you have
nice eyes though....
 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 158
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 12/19/2011 11:01:30 AM

Someone made a good post about how sensitive this subject is to men, and how even some above average guys think they are too small.

Guyys should stop turning into jello over their measurements.

I may be learning this is me. I always thought I was small and didnt have much confidence about it but the more women I sleep with the more tell me its big. But I am not sure if I believe them haha. (still). So you can see it is a sensitive issue.
Maybe I just watch too much porn

No, you're just thinking about it the wrong way. Regardless of what you measure, you'll find the sex satisfying.
 good_catch77
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 159
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 1/2/2012 8:36:12 AM
The OP IMO is a little bit funny but in bad taste. I could bet that if this thread was made by a man about how to measure a woman's breasts the "correct way", even in attempt of humor, it would have been bashed and deleted off. Because of the bad taste of it.

Most men struggle with the size of their penis, most of the time its another way to stereotype. Drive a fancy ride, big truck, sports car, own a boat what ever that man must have a "shrimp"... a guy that brags about his size, oh he's a small too...then if 1 guy that has a larger penis doesn't get the job done like you expected, heck he might have sucked at sex, so then ALL men with large penises must suck in bed too...after just ONE guy that didn't do it right or was lazy in bed.

So unless the guy has a perfectly, and I do mean perfect, sized penis he is going to get put down and ridiculed to no ends. In general not just based on the OP's joke thread (even though I do think this thread needed to be moved from the get go to the joke thread not sex and dating...just saying...)
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 160
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:41:33 AM
how to measure your****
1 buy an expensive red sports car
2 apply for the platinum or black Amex card
3 buy a powerful semi-auto rifle/shotgun to go hog huntin' once a year ....soooooooowee!


the above allows you to add 15cm on your "actual length"

By default, ladies owning above three items are automatically approved to brag for 15cm clitorii or penii

Oh hell, I dunno, check out an anatomy book and get a tape measure geez!
 cin____dy
Joined: 8/21/2011
Msg: 161
How to measure your D ick the correct way..
Posted: 1/2/2012 9:05:30 PM
I didn't read all that but I say----WHO cares, it isn't size and women who keep saying that is just kidding themselves. MEN- women are turned on by much more than your penis! If you are a real romantic, loving sexual man your penis size makes no difference.
 good_catch77
Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 162
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Posted: 1/3/2012 7:37:27 AM

I didn't read all that but I say----WHO cares, it isn't size and women who keep saying that is just kidding themselves. MEN- women are turned on by much more than your penis! If you are a real romantic, loving sexual man your penis size makes no difference


I really don't care personally, even though the joke is in bad taste and wrong forum, but I do understand the men whom got defensive...

Let me put it this way to people. Some men are concerned with their penis much like some women are concerned for their breasts.

~ A man with a small penis and a woman with small breasts may feel lesser than their peers and counterparts. They think they need to do more to "win" someone's affections. So a lot of times they try harder, sometimes too hard.

~ A man with a large penis and a woman with large breasts may feel like that their larger um "toys" may be the only reason the person is attracted to them. And also sometimes that since they are more than ample in those areas it should be "easy" to attract someone. But it still takes work.

IMO a man's penis is much like a woman's breasts.
 popeye101
Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 163
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Posted: 1/3/2012 11:01:32 AM
Oh my gosh, I am buying stock in Stanley today !! Hahah
 williamjay
Joined: 12/11/2010
Msg: 164
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Posted: 1/8/2012 7:25:27 PM
As angry and mean spirited as the OP is, (and a poor attempt at humour), it is also factually incorrect to measure an erect penis that way. Sure, it gives the length at the starting point of a session but, and I'm surprised after 350 some replies, no-man has mentioned this. An erection is hard on the bottom too and the bottom is some 2 - 3 inches longer than the top. Explore into the cavity at the base of the top to find that the erection actually extends inside the body at this point, and is the same length top and bottom.

Now, to get use of the entirety of the erection, ( which might cause pain as it bumps her cervix), is a topic for another thread, but it can be done by any man.

*hint for those who will research this: it's related to our, (lost), ability to draw the penis entirely inside the body in times of stress ... happy hunting.
 MisterRiiight
Joined: 8/3/2011
Msg: 165
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Posted: 1/8/2012 7:28:51 PM
All i can say to all the men who stand there measuring their D1ck , "" how sad you are "",,,,,


I couldn't agree more. I always sit down to do it. :rolleyes:
 BoonDockSaint73
Joined: 3/29/2010
Msg: 166
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Posted: 1/8/2012 7:44:15 PM
isnt' the best standard to know/measure your diik when u see the eyes of every woman a guy is with bulge as she tries to take it in her mouth as the edges of her lips crack and strain ??
 Tony23uk
Joined: 7/24/2008
Msg: 167
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Posted: 1/16/2012 9:20:28 AM
Just a little bit over AVERAGE on lengh, i am just over 6 1/2, and i am not thick and not skinny on girth.
 humblegeorge22
Joined: 1/9/2012
Msg: 168
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Posted: 1/17/2012 1:52:02 PM
I measue mine from my ass hole. Go ahead tell me i'm wrong.
 Milnoc514
Joined: 1/15/2012
Msg: 169
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Posted: 1/20/2012 1:52:15 PM

Having a large penis seem to have made me very self-conscious. I feel embarrass when see people looking at it. maybe I will be better of having a small penis.


Or maybe you'd be better off putting on some pants!

In all seriousness, measuring your member isn't a bad idea. It can make the job of finding a properly sized condom a bit easier. Too big, and it can slip off during sex. Too small, and it can BREAK!
 fall_blossom
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 170
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Posted: 2/21/2012 9:39:14 AM
I normally don't laugh when reading posts, but this made me laugh! A good laugh for me was long overdue. Thanks!
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 171
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Posted: 2/21/2012 9:46:27 AM
How to measure your D ick the correct way..??first you look in your book bag ..and get your ruler ...because if your measuring your penis you have got to be still in middle school at best
 mainelyhere
Joined: 11/21/2011
Msg: 172
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Posted: 2/21/2012 9:56:18 AM
Can we post a how to identify your body size OP?
 crusht808
Joined: 12/20/2011
Msg: 173
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Posted: 2/21/2012 12:00:46 PM
just want everyone to realize.... much like the obsession women have with a man's size, men also think about a woman's size down there...;) so next time if you as a woman are unlucky enough to get some...then get blown off, it could be u were not meeting the standard down there... its not a small organ problem anymore than it is a huge recepticle problem as well. two sides of the coin and dont forget it, we are all born with what we have, and somebody's idea of average is subject to them being scrutinized in the same set of rules... when u appraoch a woman who is mesmerized by the thought of only bein with men of above average size, and u offer the notion that her parts are what is drivin the need for mass and size above and beyond the norm, its suddenly uncomfortable for her when it could be her problem for being bigger in the vagina then the norm. much like the color of your eyes or how tall u grow, a man's penis size/ woman's vagina size are determined by genetics and puberty, blaming or critisizing a man or woman for not having enough is not only ignorant it shows alot of resentment for past failures and embarrasments on the part of the complainer. there is no excuse for braggig or bad behavior, however this is only an issue when people are ignorant, judgemental, and need a way to put there inner pain and fragile personalities onto somebody else. its simple, if u get with someone and there parts dont work for ya, move on, without talkin trash and degrading someone else for not meeting ur own selfish standards, its nobody's fault but ur own when ur not satisfied, so suck it up, be a grown person and find ur nirvana wherever and however that may be, ur the only one responsible for it.!
 mainelyhere
Joined: 11/21/2011
Msg: 174
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Posted: 2/21/2012 7:00:53 PM
quite right crusht
 49nholden
Joined: 2/27/2008
Msg: 175
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Posted: 2/22/2012 11:34:43 AM
well i always carry a pair of eyglasses that magnify and ask my lady to wear them
 joemetro3
Joined: 1/9/2008
Msg: 176
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Posted: 6/13/2012 2:43:40 AM
from the top of ur sack to the end of ur head, gotta b sure ur fully hard, anything else is creative math lol
 laughingatliberals
Joined: 10/11/2011
Msg: 177
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Posted: 6/13/2012 5:55:42 AM
Never had a complaint about size.
I did have a lady I broke it off with say sex shouldn't last three hours.........I said be sure to tell all your girlfriends why you didn't like sex with me.

She then told me I was #1.......That is what holding up her middle finger meant right?
 balrog67
Joined: 4/1/2012
Msg: 178
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Posted: 6/13/2012 6:56:09 AM
I'd like to get paid $100 for every inch from the tip to my balls.





My balls got shot off in Vietnam......

:-D
 natgoat227
Joined: 6/10/2012
Msg: 179
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Posted: 6/13/2012 3:53:09 PM
^^^...Love-It!!..^^^
Haa-a-a-aaa...*FOOOOMMPP!!*
* * * * *
I've always measured mine the proper way....The Topline.
But if you'd like a ~visual~ that you can create, yourself....
Line-up 5 Golf Balls(U.S. not U.K)... and add 3/4 inch.....
Still...~It's not the engine...It's the Engineer!~
I'm _Much_ more interested in Pleasing my Partner... than being pleased BY my Partner..!!!
 Mfforal3
Joined: 4/25/2010
Msg: 180
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Posted: 6/13/2012 4:41:56 PM
@ OP

Yes, the proper way is from the topside. From the pubic pelvic area to the tip. That's why the average is 5.5"- 6"..and that is why most younger woman (and older women, not so much)... suffer from "Delusional Disorder" Of course there are the V.I.P. .. about 10% (Naturally born with)... I believe most of the ones who claim 9+ and up inches are measuring from their a**holes to the tip...

Cheers!
 bigcalm
Joined: 3/14/2012
Msg: 181
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Posted: 6/13/2012 4:43:47 PM
Oh I have a 4"...yeah
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