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 TheRealSoul
Joined: 7/5/2008
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willie b hardigan? not in his cardigan
 TheRealSoul
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the poet in you
Posted: 5/7/2009 3:58:41 PM
with clever kitten
you will be smitten
if you get lucky youll get bitten
as the germans say 'twinkle t!tten'


 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
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Posted: 5/7/2009 4:36:39 PM
A lady called Brown Eyed Gal
Whose middle name might have been Sal
Was on the computer
Without flashing her hooters
And found herself a real good pal !


Paulinemab
jumped into her cab
and beat me to the post
My typing's so slow,
So I'm feeling so low
I might just go live on the coast .... :(
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
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Posted: 5/7/2009 11:41:03 PM
There was a young man called Musician,
Who was told "Play On" by his physician,
It's better than a smoke,
Or a big rum and coke
And might get your organ a poke...................























sorry!
 electric-gypsy
Joined: 10/23/2007
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Posted: 5/8/2009 4:38:34 PM
Not very good at this, but I'll give it a bash...


A fine woman so’s our Pauline,
Few like her our forums have seen,
Never short of a word,
She makes her voice heard,
And’s held in the highest esteem.
 TheRealSoul
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Posted: 5/8/2009 4:41:37 PM
debzindahouse was quiet as a mouse
til a forum gets her wound, and shes stamps on the ground
til she starts on a mental joust
 pantsonfire
Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 5/9/2009 1:21:15 AM
These forums recently are full of hate,
Yet most purport to want a date,
Such spite and anger laid out to view
Language so foul turning cyber air blue
Tall people short people thin people fat
All are attacked by the perfect love rat
As adverts for prospective lovers
These books will be judged by their covers
No one it appears is who they seem
Am I really me or is it a dream
I have to confess after reading this sh1t
I'm off to buy a suicide kit
 pantsonfire
Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 5/9/2009 1:50:54 AM
^^Ha ha ha


I wish I could fly,
Right up to the sky,
But I can't..
Ya can..
I can't..
Ya can..
You see a dirty old man
Squished my wings with his van,
So I can't
Ya can
I can't
Ya can ..
My pants are on fire
My voice just gets higher,
Stupid man,
and his van
Stupid man
Burned his van...


Ok bored now...
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
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Posted: 5/9/2009 4:33:36 AM
Obama sat in the bath one day,
The water was quite chilly.
He teased us with his soapy 'tache
When we wanted to see his ......................























face

ba boom, ching.......
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
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Posted: 5/9/2009 5:13:17 AM
There was a hunk called Sandbagger
Who had an enormous jewelled dagger.
With a thrust and a parry
He said "girls don't tarry,
naked dual with me then we can marry"
 jaqi
Joined: 2/2/2008
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Posted: 5/10/2009 12:31:51 PM
there once was a guy called cheeky
oh four three he looked sneaky
he worked in sales
and drank lots of ales
and staggered round town looking peeky
 jaqi
Joined: 2/2/2008
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the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 1:45:26 PM


I love it

messages this short blah blah blah blah blah blah
 jaqi
Joined: 2/2/2008
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Posted: 5/10/2009 3:17:59 PM
There once was a guy called Slutfink
who only wore clean undies that were pink
he though they were dandy
but they got the guys randy
now the undies are all messy and stink


oooer are these going down hill?
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
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Posted: 5/12/2009 11:39:11 PM
There was a young woman called Hen,
"A chicken from Ipswich" what then?
Always liking a laugh
Glass of wine or a half
And posting on here now and then
 ibakecakes
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Posted: 5/13/2009 12:09:14 AM
There were 2 lassies called Kath n Fudge,
In men's dream they were wrestling in sludge,
One blond, One brunette
On the forums they met
Just don't argue cos neither will budge!!
 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
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Posted: 10/4/2010 1:18:02 PM

so get your creative juices flowing and post a limerick for the user name directly above you.


thats a helluva limerick from GP
must have had summat in his tea
Its way too verbose,
reads more like prose
but its there for all to see :)
 Graffiti_Poet
Joined: 1/2/2011
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Posted: 1/1/2016 12:21:31 PM
There was an young lady from Leeds
who kept canines of various breeds,
an Alaskan Akita
a golden retriever
and a Mastiff that farts when it FEEDS.....................lol



(I know, I know, I'm groaning at that one myself, lol, but what can you do if someone comes from Leeds, it's a hard one to rhyme with, hahahaha
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