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 jaqi
Joined: 2/2/2008
Msg: 86
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I love it

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 jaqi
Joined: 2/2/2008
Msg: 91
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the poet in you
Posted: 5/10/2009 3:17:59 PM
There once was a guy called Slutfink
who only wore clean undies that were pink
he though they were dandy
but they got the guys randy
now the undies are all messy and stink


oooer are these going down hill?
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
Msg: 102
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Posted: 5/12/2009 11:39:11 PM
There was a young woman called Hen,
"A chicken from Ipswich" what then?
Always liking a laugh
Glass of wine or a half
And posting on here now and then
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 5/13/2009 12:09:14 AM
There were 2 lassies called Kath n Fudge,
In men's dream they were wrestling in sludge,
One blond, One brunette
On the forums they met
Just don't argue cos neither will budge!!
 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 118
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Posted: 10/4/2010 1:18:02 PM

so get your creative juices flowing and post a limerick for the user name directly above you.


thats a helluva limerick from GP
must have had summat in his tea
Its way too verbose,
reads more like prose
but its there for all to see :)
 Graffiti_Poet
Joined: 1/2/2011
Msg: 145
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Posted: 1/1/2016 12:21:31 PM
There was an young lady from Leeds
who kept canines of various breeds,
an Alaskan Akita
a golden retriever
and a Mastiff that farts when it FEEDS.....................lol



(I know, I know, I'm groaning at that one myself, lol, but what can you do if someone comes from Leeds, it's a hard one to rhyme with, hahahaha
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