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 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 26
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Why is it when I go into a store looking for something and can't find it I can't even flag down anyone in the store for help........

.........but if I'm just browsing around for nothing in particular someone is always asking me if i need any help with anything?
 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 27
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 12:55:12 AM
Why is it that a lot of women on a dating site will post provocative pics of themselves and then say in their profiles that they are not interested in sex whereas a lot of the women that are looking for an intimate encounter won't even post a pic?
 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 28
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 1:20:45 AM
I was at a Great Clips (or similar) the other week getting a haircut during the middle of the day. She asked me if I was working that day or if I was off. If I was working that day would I be sitting in the chair getting a haircut?!?!?!?!?!?

A while back a Sport Clips opened up here in town. A men-oriented place where hot-looking chics (who talk about sports, cars, etc.) give you a haircut and a neck (the one above the shoulders) massage while you watch sports on the big-screen TV. And they charge a lot of money. That was the scenario when they first opened. A month later I go there and it's nothing but women with their little kids there and Sponge Bob is on the big screen TV. The women cutting the hair were homely and ask me if I was working, where I worked at, if I did any shopping that day, etc.

And they charged a lot of money.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

From now on I'm going to Bob's Barber Shop for a lot less money and talk fishing.......
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 29
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 1:31:48 AM
I don't get why Trekker is up bein' a postaholic at 330 in the morning! LOL

(I got woke up by drunk dialing!) I DON'T GET people drunk dialing on the weeknights!

Goodnight!
 TheKidof72
Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 30
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 10:00:27 AM
I have a wonderful best friend who carries a GINORMOUS book bag for a purse! I just DON'T GET why she needs that much stuff to leave the house!

Yeah, but whenever you are out with her and you need something, she ALWAYS seems to have it in her "purse", sometimes it's even items to make Jaegarbombs. Let's see what she carries in it Saturday.

I don't get why they have to start construction on the highway near my house every morning when I am needing to cross over the lanes to go to work. Don't they realize that people need to cross that intersection, why don't they wait till after 8:30 when I am already at work, or better yet, wait till days like today when I just call in sick, then they can work all day on it.

Oh yeah, and why do people make you feel quilty for taking a sick day, when you don't feel well and don't feel like sitting at work feeling like crap all day. If they give you 6 sick days a year to take, why hold on to them, it's not like you can cash the unused ones in. Now I still have 5 sick days to take between now and the end of the year, should I feel bad when I take the other 5? It makes me sick to think about it.
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 31
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 12:20:00 PM
Soooo true about the Jaeger Bomb makings...or limes and salt...or, or, or! LOL
 Lisalsb
Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 32
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The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 3:25:33 PM
Hey Sue ... I love the show My Name is Earl ... Ya can't help but love Randy! He has such a sweet and almost innocent type of character ... And Joy ... That girl is a dingbat!! I love it!
 trekker013
Joined: 3/24/2007
Msg: 33
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 3:29:46 PM

Trekker - you should try Choptops on Merriam Drive (Off 4-35 at Johnson Drive exit). They have great haircut girls!


I 35 & Johnson Dr. ? I was just there yesterday at Mid-America Kayak. Would have checked it out if I knew about it then. Thanx for the info Brent <img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0>

BTW that red Hobie Adventure Island kayak/sailboat that's out front at Mid-America Kayak. I almost bought that sucker.........
 TheKidof72
Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 34
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 9:03:15 PM

First thing when you walk in they ask if you want a beer!


Yeah, last time I had a drink when I was getting my hair done I turned into a Red Headed Slut............haven't been the same since.
 Ms_Lookn4fun
Joined: 11/29/2007
Msg: 35
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 9:06:41 PM
~ I'm glad I'm not a Red Headed Slut anymore, I don't even do the shots anymore! LOL

I don't get why drunk dialers have to call me in middle of the night; made me think my alarm on my cell went off the other day, took me forever to get back to sleep and my heart beat to settle down!!!
 pizza_chef1
Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 36
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 9:19:18 PM
Dials Denise and Kat's phones... LOL
 TheKidof72
Joined: 12/3/2007
Msg: 37
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/14/2009 9:20:56 PM
I prefer the drunk texter over the drunk dialer, least the text message I can chose to ignore, it's when I get the messages that say I need a ride home at 3 AM and they are downtown, which is almost an hour drive for me and hopefully I'm sober and awake enough without needing caffine to go and get them.............but oh I can't wait till the day when I get to pay some of my friends back.
I like the drunk texters that says Hey, we have a room at Luminere and still have alcohol, come party...........now them text I like.
 whatever0001
Joined: 9/23/2007
Msg: 38
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 6:55:48 AM
What about the ones who are actually wearing wedding attire in their profile pic??? And I am NOT talking bridesmaids or groomsmen. Is that supposed to be a turn on??? Ewwwww!
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 39
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 8:07:46 AM
I dont care if they cut someone out...I wish they WOULD when it is a CHILD...ewww...plastering your kid all over a singles site is ICK. But I hate when they leave em UP with no captions. Like...is it s girlfriend, an ex, a kid??
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 40
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 9:19:22 AM
One of my daughter's army friends heard that her hubby was on a dating web site. She found the wedding picture with herself cropped out! That was pretty COLD and uhm... not so intellegent!
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 41
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 9:32:56 AM
OMGawd....that tops the way I discovered my 4.5 year relationship was done & over with! Sheesh! What a tool!

I just don't get...why people are too lazy to walk their carts to the cart corral!? It's not something so severe that it is a "peeve" of mine...but really?! Have you ever watched these people? They take the time to look around and see if anyone is watching them...then spend longer trying to park it on a curb or between two cars, than they would have if their fat asses walked it to the corral!

Someone once told me that since someone was being paid to collect them, they figured WTF...but they are only being paid to collect them from the corral to the store...as a CONVENIENCE to shopping. Sheesh.
 pizza_chef1
Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 42
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 9:37:17 AM
I just do not get why someone in Atchison KS would pick my resume and call to ask if I would be interested in moving there... LOL Sure, I am game, let's get the ball rolling!
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 43
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 9:40:54 AM
LOL, Skip...well...it's nice to feel wanted and qualified! ;O) And, my guess is, in todays economy and when even the highest degreed professionals are struggling to keep jobs...they mighta thought you would?
 vixn1
Joined: 12/20/2008
Msg: 44
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 10:48:10 AM
Well..Skip, I'm thinking....that they saw a good thing and they grabbed it!! *grins*
 mlt71
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 45
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 10:59:21 AM
I just don't get it

1 When a woman is willing to sleep with you but when it comes to trying to be her man. She says you not her type
2When a woman find out that you are in your late 30's never been married and don't have no kids/ ( the first thing they ask is if you are gay and when they find out you are not the next question do my penis work).
3 How come none of the black people I know don't go to great clips ?
4 How come black men never go for a fine white woman like Reese Witherspoon but always end up with a woman looking like 1984 Roseanne Bar
5 How come bums that beg for money on the street Always have a sign, So with the money I give them instead of buying food, they use it to make new signs
6 How come you can find Jesus in jail but when you was free you never talked about him
7 How come every time on this website I use who is a match for me and it keeps giving me woman that I always have a fight with from the forum
 HarleyKat~
Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 46
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 11:29:47 AM
I can answer some of those ^^ actually!

1) Cause sometimes they ARE ok just to fvck, but not someone you want to spend your life with. A person can be really cool to hang with, but not really cool to marry. LOL

2) Late 30s?? Well, it's more like 40's...either gay OR damaged goods...nutcase...lol...I never question his penis however. (I mean, if he is GAY, it must work?)

3) The black people you know go elsewhere? My daughter worked at GC...had black clientele...in a predominantly white area.

4) Hmmm...I see black men and "fine" white women alll the time. Of course they are "fine" black men, too.

5) Well, it does not cost anything to grab a chunk of cardboard out of the garbage! Actually, most of the "bums" with signs are probably not BUMS, but crackheads or other addictive sort who "bum" as a career.

6) Going to jail can sometimes give people the TIME they need to think about their actions. Outside of jail they were too busy committing their crimes to think.

7) I dunno. I guess cause the matches are kinda....stupid? I was matched 97% with someone I detest...I am always matched with those who I have already dated...and I am matched with guys young enough to be my child. Go figure.

I just don't get...multiple posts of the same topic in different forum threads. I mean, I get people who think what they have to say is realllly important...but say it once! Redundancy is soooo boring!

I just don't get....some of the fashions on the runways! LOL I mean, have you EVER really seen people wearing that crap in "real life?" LOL
 previouslyme
Joined: 12/13/2008
Msg: 47
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 2:08:53 PM
I don't get why people walk past 10 carts in the parking lot just so they can wrestle one free from the herd of them in the store. Thus someone might get a ding in their car from the loose one that you just passed, the store has to pay someone to get the cart and pass the cost on to the customer. Believe me, not many people like getting paid to get the carts. Working in retail, that is a job you do when you have nothing else to do, and believe me, they find something to do so they don't have to!

Maybe no one in Atchison KS is looking for a job and/or no one as qualified as you? If they are willing to pay you to come down and interview... be an odd little vacation!
 mlt71
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 48
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 4:39:21 PM
4) Hmmm...I see black men and "fine" white women alll the time. Of course they are "fine" black men, too.

That might be true

I don't see that in my community
 mlt71
Joined: 1/5/2009
Msg: 49
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 5:14:36 PM
I just don't get it

1 people that save you on they favorites list and never talk to you. You send them a note they get mad cause you ask why

2 Black people names. I am black I can't say it. Then when you learn how to spell it, It don't even come close to look or sounding what they just said.

3 the women that have email me for their friend who is not even on POF

4 If you fake with me on this website, how in the hell you see me on another website and want to be my friend

5 people that go out and get great service and don't want to leave a tip

6 some black men who have a-lot of kids that didn't ask to be born get mad cause the moma asking for child support

7 women with a -lot of kids that I know that have never been married, on welfare, with no kind of dreams or get up and go in life. Would the smart thing to do is stop f.u.c.king
if i was poor with a house full of kids. The last thing on my mind is to be bring more kids into this lifestyle(stop having sex)
 J_in_OFallon
Joined: 4/16/2009
Msg: 50
The I just don't get it! thread!!
Posted: 5/15/2009 7:14:41 PM
"F*rt-can" equipped imports that from the sound of it, have drivers that never learned how to drive a stick.

Or every one I've ever heard had a bad clutch in it.

I'm just sayin'.
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