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 Sacred_Cows
Joined: 10/12/2008
Msg: 72
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.i think im going to wear my clit out !

Now that would be a tragedy
 JWG86
Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 73
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Posted: 10/5/2009 11:40:33 PM
Well thank god! I thought I had problems because I was eternally single. Apparently the skills to beat-off being imparted to me are more than some others have. This thread makes me feel better about life in general
 produceninja
Joined: 9/30/2009
Msg: 74
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Posted: 10/6/2009 3:05:15 PM
Just remember, In the end the one with the most toysa always wins!...or is it the one with the most toys in their end always wins? Meh same thing lmao
 Blackhawks_Brian
Joined: 6/7/2009
Msg: 75
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Posted: 10/6/2009 3:18:36 PM
Have you tried ass-play? Try CARROT or CUCUMBER ...

Put yur finger in yur butt very slowly... dont shove it in, just put it in slow... your butt will let it in on its own... do this while rubbing on off!
 S to the B
Joined: 9/21/2009
Msg: 76
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Posted: 10/6/2009 3:23:22 PM
post was 6 months ago... sure she found someone by now.


good idea about the carrot in the ass though! very creative!
 Sweetlilmeee
Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 77
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Posted: 10/7/2009 4:21:20 AM
I'd say take a break. If its not working then stop trying so hard. It might not be working because you *Are* trying so hard.

Over stimulation and constant stimulation can cause a kind of numbness where you wont feel *anything* in that area as intensely as you otherwise would.

After a nice break try some of the previously suggested methods.
 Tim61
Joined: 3/2/2007
Msg: 79
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Posted: 10/7/2009 12:42:12 PM
If it were a guy who had started this thread, it would have been deleted in 5 seconds as attention seeking.

Double standards are so neat.

EXACTLY !!!

SO WHY DOES IT WORK ? WHY DELETE A MENS VOICE ON THIS I'M SURE THERE ARE GUYS OUT THERE HAVING SIMILER PROBLEMS ???

SOZ ABT CAPS

Tim
 TracieBabie
Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 81
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Posted: 10/7/2009 1:17:28 PM
use ice, rabbit ears or something with a bumpy surface.
 Shaitan
Joined: 7/8/2009
Msg: 82
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Posted: 10/7/2009 6:43:43 PM
I just cant believe ya made this thread... I think your way way more bored than your saying ( is this possible?).....

^T^
 GuyN3xtDoor
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 83
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Posted: 10/8/2009 3:49:11 AM
Hi Leanne,

It is shocking to see a thread like this. Anyway, I have good and bad news.

The good news is I may have an idea that will be helpful. In the early 1990's I used to date The Poor Man's wifes best friend. He used to have a late night radio show on KROQ. I believe it was called Night Line. He actually started the show, but was later replaced by Adam Carola and Dr. Drew. Anyway, questions like yours would come up every so often and it was regularly recommended that the woman position herself on her back and under the water spout in the bath tub with her legs up on the wall. Basically allowing the warm water to trickle down on your sensitive area. Hope it is helpful to you.

The bad news is that you may need some professional help. Although I was surprised to read your thread subject, it sounded overly open and a bit obssessive, but overall just a littel obsessed. Well, I then read your profile and I appologize for being so forward, but it seems you have taken things way past the fantasy stage. I'm not a therapist, but I know that many people fantasize about some fairly brutal things like rape, etc... But, your profile indicates you have been mistreated by others and that you are planning more times for the future. It is just my opinion but it would seem you are really putting yourself at risk physically and emotionally. And, I strongly urge you to look into getting some counseling to get on a healthier track. Not meaning to preach here but if I were your friend or family member I'd be pretty worried about you.

Is there anyone else here that after reading her profile would recommend the same things to her?
 Chrishallett
Joined: 9/20/2009
Msg: 84
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Posted: 10/8/2009 9:12:52 AM
Well there was a time when me and my girl friend was watching Tv at her house.
Around 2am she decides she wants to watch a lesbian prono on.

20 min latter she comes up to me unbottoning my jean shorts and starts rubbing
my vagina and just starts masturbating me all togeather.

But 5 min latter then she has me all naked and really coming on to me.
 Squeakee
Joined: 8/21/2009
Msg: 85
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Posted: 1/29/2010 8:37:23 PM
LOL for the honesty
a) watch porn
b) read sex stories www.literotica.com is my favorite
3) a vibrator is AMAZING. takes less time, and trust me, an orgasm with a vibrator, WOWEE. if you don't want to go out and buy one, venus gilette razors has a new razor with a vibrator. just pop off the blade and go to town, it is amazing.

personally , i need something visual to solo . a video, a story, etc.

i hear you, i used to solo 3-4 times a day when i was the horniest, and i feel like it really took up my day. i live back with my parents, we don't have locked doors, and it is too cold in the house , so it def has cut down :)
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 86
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Posted: 1/30/2010 10:16:21 AM
I told a few guys, if they bought a Big Mac with extra sause and wrapped it around themselves, its kinda close to the real thing.....lol

I don't think its your technique...but you need some fresh material to think about...
 txredbull
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 87
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Posted: 1/30/2010 10:27:11 AM

If it were a guy who had started this thread, it would have been deleted in 5 seconds as attention seeking.

Double standards are so neat.

seriously...you are a pretty girl...the only reason you don't get laid every night has to be something you've decided you "DON'T" want. Either that or you need to move to a bigger city.
 txredbull
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 88
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Posted: 1/30/2010 10:30:55 AM

Is there anyone else here that after reading her profile would recommend the same things to her?

Yes something is wrong...
Lets face it ALL sex is boring you...not just masterbation. The problem is not your body and positions...its "mental".
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 89
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Posted: 1/30/2010 7:02:05 PM
90% of good sex is in the mind.

The other 10%, when there isn't a real live man available, is the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Have fun.
 ICMUD
Joined: 11/2/2009
Msg: 90
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Posted: 1/30/2010 7:58:22 PM
lay your speaker boxes on there back and turn the bass all the way up and play something with alot of bass while masturbating..

go look in the fridge for things to use as a dildo like a cucumber etc, slip a condom on it and away you go.. some spreadable foods to so while masturbating you can taste your self with a little sweetness.

plant some things around the house that you can ride, ride one for a bit then swap to the next..

masturbate on to of the washer machine while its on spin cycle..

if you like cold things inside you, fill a condom up with water and place in the freezer.. presto 1 cheap cold dildo.. as big as u want to :)
 ICMUD
Joined: 11/2/2009
Msg: 91
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Posted: 1/30/2010 8:05:07 PM

After reading your profile op id suggest autoasphyxiation...not to the point of death but put a plastic bag over your head or cling film, cut some holes in it for your eyes and watch the films Henry portrait of a serial killer or Bundy, whilst ramming your vagina hard with a rolling pin or rubbing your clit with a pummice stone or cheese grater....or if you dont want pain on your vagina...try tickling your clit with a feather!
Since you mention drowning, you could always kneel over the bath or bucket of water, dunk your head under it for as long as you can hold your breath while poking yourself.
or you could get a toaster and squat over it until the toast pops out and hits your crack, then get a hand full of margerine , smear it over your clit and rub the toast on it....then eat it afterwards...no point wasting it.


dam dude the only thing u missed was the use of the bicycle

1: spin the back wheel as fast as u can and drag your flaps on the tyre.
2: remove the chain and spin the peddals dragging your flaps on the front sprocket.
3: remove the seat and go for a ride on the pole.

 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 92
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Posted: 1/30/2010 10:10:48 PM
Yes, its going to cum from your mind.....try imagining a hot guy, giving you a sensual male version of a lap dance for you.....think about what he looks like, what he is wearing....

You are sitting on the couch, he smiles, comes over, wearing an open shirt, and a pair of small almost bikini man's style briefs....built well with just enough hair on his chest....

Sits on you facing you, kisses your lips, the neck, licks the back of your ear, then nibbles just a bit in those right places....you feel a bulge starting to grow in him, he rubs up against you...grinds just for a moment....then you get hot, things get a little bit more intensse....

He teases you a little bit, just enough to get your anticipations flowing...things are getting a bit hotter, he starts sucking on your neck, you like that, the moans start flowing out uncontrollably....he gets sexier now, moving his hips, grinding gently up against you, his****is growing, he rubs down there, letting you watch him, he puts his nipple up to your mouth, you take it in, he responds....the moans are getting louder, smoother...he rubs his****against your breast, you touch it , taste it...mmmm, you like that...

He bends down a little and goes to work on those hot tits, making them feel so good, not just a glancing lick, but working them long and good....

But wait....suddenly you hear....that familiar sound....oh, shit, you left the T.V.




The announcer yells out............Its Monday Night Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy jumps up and says"sorry hun, but we can finish this later"...."Hey, can you go get me a beer? "


 breeheel
Joined: 9/7/2009
Msg: 93
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Posted: 1/31/2010 12:43:08 AM
try the Eroscilator

should be able to get you to orgasm in about a minute......
 picassodali
Joined: 2/3/2010
Msg: 94
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Posted: 2/8/2010 8:04:21 AM
You need a bullet. Go to the closest sex shop and get one. I prefer cordless myself, but some of the corded ones have the coolest functions! Pulsating, escalating, etc...

Or...lay in your bathtub with your legs up on the wall with the warm water pounding down onto your clit. Use your hands a bit...figure out what you like. Or use the showerhead, if you have one of those handheld ones.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 95
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Posted: 2/8/2010 8:54:25 AM
Not a lady, but I can only imagine dildos, vibrators, butt-plugs, sitting on that warbling device I've seen in porn, double penetration, "roughening it up" a bit-!
 picassodali
Joined: 2/3/2010
Msg: 96
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Posted: 2/8/2010 10:03:01 AM
Hahaha by warbling device, I can only imagine you mean the Sybian. I want...
 winteragain
Joined: 3/26/2009
Msg: 97
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Posted: 2/8/2010 10:15:03 AM
Two words: Role Play. Imagine you're a naughty nurse about to do the nasty with a research doctor that just discovered invisibility. Not only is he not visible, you can't even feel him. Next, jump on the bed while saying "Doctor, you are so rough!" And the rest is up to you
 Big_fun_wave
Joined: 2/28/2009
Msg: 98
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Posted: 5/28/2010 12:35:49 PM
Go out on the town and scout out the blokes. FInd one, two or however many you like and take'em home. Celebrate life, celebrate freedom, enjoy your youth and others. You only live the life your living once. Don't hold back!
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